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Wire Ship Pinging the Sun

produced by heath stone (twitter.com/heathstone_)

who dat - buck fifty on the dash
ledger swinging on my chain saying i dont carry cash
yeainknow (yeainknow)
living like a crypto kingpin on the beach
with the maxed out stats in hacking and speech
yeainknow (yeainknow)

universal serial bust new material
nerdcore imperial wireshark from ethereal
respect the russians on they REvil knievel -
charity decryption be a man of the people
travel at the speed of light on these electrons
im an engineer i write all these directions
even though they slept on me im executing
im the touring alan turing the rap god of computing

i keep rounds in the chamber in case the opps coming
i keep kilograms of pot in case the thots coming
i got fully undetected malware manycast
i can load up on your box and drain your metamask
every backbone every continent i keep a node
with a tarball waiting for the word to explode -
im the DG's michael franzese
hacker expertise on the board of trustees yeainknow

universal asynchronous receive transmit 
all of you who aint down with us can eat sand which
silicon don with a test clip and probes
keep coming with these hits to blow your ear lobes?
semaphores open like pores in the process
running all my chores with cores in my closets
blockchain deposits confirm my kingdom
dont talk about accomplishments i just sing them

quarantine the natural state of my disciples
commit our crime on keys and we dont need no rifles
working remote since vnc was invented
we keep our method close defense if we dependent
on our exploits shout out to my hackers in the struggle
making bread getting fed all up in this nerdy jungle
yeainknow (yeainknow)
yeainknow (yeainknow)

ytcracker - yeainknow

## late submission to the LRH contest... an ode to one of EFNet's Top Chatters - BLACK_MAN
## beat by @beefcarver (soundcloud)

*LYRICS*
Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin 
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 1-
And while we all sittin here full time chattin 
BLACK_MAN part time, full time crypto stackin 
Could he be an alt? Our minds been racked with 
Thoughts like "is BLACK_MAN even black, man?"
The worth of 4 rims on BLACK_MAN's car 
Is worth more than 1 year of LRH's patreons 
Plus all of the change in Dwaine's glass jar 
And JRRA's wallet, BLACK_MAN goes hard
Everyone one of his houses has a 50 metre pool 
3000+ women have played with his jewels 
BLACK_MAN too sleek, BLACK_MAN too cool 
BLACK_MAN got 5 degrees without finishing school 
So who are we to judge BLACK_MAN?
Best be careful or he might put you on blast, man 
Dox on dox like stacks on stacks, man 
Got more info than the fuckin tax man 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 2-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Silence all around except for his biggest fans 
Single handedly dismantled the KU KLUX KLAN 
Impregnated their wives, now their kids are BLACK_MAN's.
BLACK_MAN knows ALL and expels the myths 
Educates us on how to pleasure women and shit
He says don't even bother searching for the clit 
The female orgasm simply DOES NOT EXIST.
Takes down common enemies like TOM PASK 
What happened to the others? Best to not ask.
BLACK_MAN doesn't hire cause he kills on his own 
Did I mention that he owns 5 vacation homes?
Sometimes I wish he wouldn't pick on Dwaine 
But then I remember, yeah, Dwaine is insane 
So I watch BLACK_MAN tear down the facade 
So... If BLACK_MAN defeats Dwaine... Does that mean BLACK_MAN is GOD?! 

Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 
IQ 230, the highest ever recorded 
We should be paying BLACK_MAN but we could never afford it

BLACK_MAN

nop slide to the address
stretch your system like spandex
with the spamtec bandits
ima heap spray RAM like a canvas
fucking with them root transits
i got my caps on gay
and itunes on the coldplay
meepsheep with the 0day
gn double a ok dongforce; smoke blunts in a broquet

irssi best client
scroll a macro real giant
sitting in the channel getting mad defiant
im the man with that can spam compliant
i got that tommy wiseau
director of the room when i spit flow
saying weev should be chillin in gitmo
cuz the mans afraid of gay nays when they raise the crypto

i speak your language 
cuz ive tangled with the dangers
a computer security ranger
lamb of spam from the manger straight sql exchanger
shake your hand with a bad cert
when im sitting on your network
rocking threads like a sweatshirt
if you aint play whats your bet worth?
in the game i claim internet birth

strawberry cough in the vessel
pebble watch with the steel bezel
swat snitches with that next level
method on the phone system with that kext metal
break tumblr with a cross site scripting
stop you short like cal ripken
bitches be tripping my if() then
style is so uplifting so get them albums
and get to listening

american telephone telegraph took a bath
dropped a bot on their environment path
got a password sniffer tactics a hat trick
three different ways to own phones with magic
with this piece of plastic i hack shit
blaze these aids with mo flows and cat shit
toxoplasmosis on the gadgets
parasite my righteous habits

do my damage mayor of bantown
and who love scarves like jackson brown?
i got it down - cool my CPU let it drown
in the fluid - lead me right to it
who else goin do it? vap0rs MIA
and the other internet nerds wont say
they just set their status away and dodge it
hit replay on the hobbit internet comment 
cuz its easier than preaching the vomit

spit shit like i was huffing jenkem
commander outrank em jay said to watch the kingdom
already #antisecced and linked them
so i gotta load up LFN and out think them
the big drum beats crash like mt gox
and the government seize and freeze
people get their assets locked
with a no knock warrant to your mining spot
gangnet bitches represent the fuck you got

ytcracker - welcome to the get along gang (free dl hacker shit)

beat by @dicepticon

i love it when they call me big hapa
just another hawaiian styling around the ninth island
backstage access preach what i practice
other rappers cap or act like they tapped this
well of infinity growth but thats jokes
all these motherfuckers know theyre broke (it was tuesday)
im a renaissance nerd study fancy classics
on a bulletin board blaring ANSI graphics -

now its first class passes
sushi in dubai supercars super smashes
supersede a path with the super sweet slashes
how i fill a stash overseas where the cash is -
and we dont even keep count (it was tuesday)
dont even care what amount (it was tuesday)
reminded of adventures that my crews been on
when i listen to the music that we cruisin on

dripping from head to toe
all the colors of the rainbow to let them know
im on the spectrum
zed x flex i talks text em
everyone who wants next may god bless them
im living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son

im a hedonistic thrillionaire working remotely
working on some gangster shit but dont quote me -
im in a foreign land with my foreign mans
we keep it tight fifty-five like a four-in-hand -
exploiting double frees in the doubletree
cooking trouble with the homies got the recipe
rest in peace when we call the installer
logging all your assets i hit em with the crawler

curlin like merlin girl a fuckin wizard
yea im waving my antenna like a wand i deliver
straight through your suricata like my name was harry potter
and you aint doing nada about it (about it)
incident response go and watch connections
while i add another rollie to my watch collection
better watch the weapons that we manufacture
cliqued up with the baddest hackers on lovelace

dripping from head to toe
all the colors of the rainbow to let them know
im on the spectrum
zed x flex i talks text em
everyone who wants next may god bless them
im living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son

awaken to the smell of eggs and bacon
im laying with a couple baddies naked
the sunlight peek through the open curtains
reflect off the ocean surf it look perfect
slide off the edge of the bed and start stretching
slide on a pair of them pants that i left in
the mess on the floor from the night before
run my fingers through my hair slide open the door

girl number threes already in the kitchen
wearing my tshirt with custom stitching
she blows me a kiss and i head to the head
scroll through my phone leaving broads on read
all these broads on deck i just cant believe
that a man like me live his fantasy
i never planned to be in the position im in
but im playing my position and im playing to win (what up druid)

dripping from head to toe
all the colors of the rainbow to let them know
im on the spectrum
zed x flex i talks text em
everyone who wants next may god bless them
im living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son

ytcracker - tuesday

Ghost In The Machine

Forensic Flow

Rogue AI Agent

beat produced by @nbbeats nxxxxxs

pretty accurate explanation of lyrics: http://genius.com/Ytcracker-packets-lyrics

we got D D O Ses
amped up and reflected
just send us a message
we keep it inexpensive
komodo we code in
them lizards they go in
ask pein ask chippy
the bitstream still flowin

these stacks that we smashing
ROP gadgets to your address
the packets stay blasting
regardless of your patches
these keystrokes go east coast
then worldwide we online
find us and then sign us
we got the world behind us

if bot stats are honest
then doomsday is upon us
and this ddos adonis
still making good on his promise
your site nulled your firewall
is trash
(is trash)
your network is dead
take a look at all of these graphs

on vox and no stopping
that traceroute stop hoppin
software that we backdoored
root shells that we hacked for
toolbars and setups
our payload stay FUD
we reflect your defects
and cause them all to flood

prolexic cloudflare
we dont care
anytime anywhere
plug you in our datasphere
you outta here
no sony no xbox
your homies got less bots
then we do - we feed you
these packets that we bleed through

your .EDUs your .COMs
few terabytes of that strong
through copper through fiber
through air gaps like macgyver
these packets relentless
they gum it up like the dentist
no access molasses
when these bots in practice

you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect) 
you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect)
this upstream is so brutal
the CnC stay poodled
we got packets on packets on packets on packets

ytcracker - packets

@dicepticon and i are back

witness                                                                                         
all these big websites on a DGs hitlist
upstream fitness
connection keep the pingtime healthy quickness
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
making front page news across the globe with all our exploits?
and they try to lock us up by the truckload fuck no
bringing all that truth to the front though

casuals in the crosshairs
aint a safe place on my internet they can call theirs
got a nerd in every datacenter bumping my tunes
on the speakers behind NOC floors locked doors
CTO in his tesla press the
repeat button cause he need a banger to swang to
lead dev in the shed with a can of code red
trying to write his last line to the same tune

come and find me
still a soldier in this internet game stay grimy
keep the army behind me 
blind SQLi to my drive where the line be
hackers on the net #define me
antis on a quest to kill -9 me
whitehat warriors choreograph their blasts
to match my blackhat psyche

hacker music
man i code these flows so crews can abuse it
hacker music
playlist for that late night make the news shit

them guccifers and them snowdens
streamed UTF-8 encoding
all the state sponsored hacking with the backing of an agency
man we playing in the major leagues
candidates in elections risk that infection
from anyone who got the source code of that next gen
hypervisor inception
cloud burst servers with that burst protection

may flex arrest if they catch you home
clocking them clicks like a metronome
you best bless your phone when that stingray on
cause there aint no telling when that thing stay on
my squad stay turnt sweep the SDR
with a replay attack to straight grease your car
we do it all
hardware software espace meatspace
weaponize the work in our briefcase

witness
database longer than a camgirls wishlist
bout that business
bitcoin in the trezor keep crypto christmas
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
still banging my music when they penetrate the gibson?
even haters recognize a christian slater
when im spitting this digital pimping

ytcracker - hacker music

http://gravitasrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/def-con-xx-compilation
free download/pay what you like
mad dope artists on that piece

basking in the glow of my LED television
hella pimping on these internets i got a relevant mission
seems we got a problem with some rival botters
and we got a lot of logs that tell us they are on a quest to slaughter
every bit of our operation they cant copy so they hating
so im keeping my methods close to the chest
i rock the NOC on speed dial case i gotta social
internal contacts at at&t mobile

oh no - my aim just signed off
checking to see if its suspended or if it got reset and appended
to the sns.txt the enemy is holding
on their central server if it isn't ill be golden
in the meantime XOR found a daemon
that kingcope wrote an exploit for i must be dreaming
but we gotta find the offset this distros unlisted
so perhaps we cannot do this like some script kiddie bitches

hack er war
im engaged in a bit of a hacker war
hack er war
my metasploit folder size a bit fatter than yours
hacker war
im engaged in a bit of a hacker war
hacker war
the stakes are high when youre high and your moneys the score 

swatting aint my style but if we need i got my burner
and i can push his DID through my voip server
in the phillipines get biblical like the philistines
i hit the greens and get the crew lifted (LIFTED)
couple lines in iptables and i keep em out the sql box
hitting us from subnets at our datacenter equinox
equinix grabbing hits and keeping clicks
pache server blazing running mathematics like an asian

max sockets upped just for the occasion 
in the meantime ill be raising IDA to disassemble all their progs
maybe jmp with olly like a skateboarding frog
IsDebuggerPresent() not at all (not at all)
focus on the leader pastebin his docs adobe reader
google docs tweet it from anonops
cuz i RATted all their rdps stole their bots accounts and freed
my aim from the COM desk fraud whos the boss of the baud

ytcracker - hacker war (buy link is free album for dc20)

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