Lyrics coming soon

Top Cat - Felix 
Garfield - Zander 

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES
GARFIELD 
VS
TOP CAT
BEGIN

Top Cat:
I do live in the street but I won’t take your pitty 
You’re a lazy mouse catcher and now you’re in my city
So this shitty gritty creature acting like A.T
The OG from ABC, yo, you know it’s T.C
Try to beat me? I run the streets you’re walking in 
Stealing is my game, I own the bed that you’re talking in
You’re a comical vomit and you’re in my way
I’ll claw you to pieces, like your name was monday! 

Garfield:
Yo it’s Garfield get in line because I get real
When I’m finished I’ll turn this top kitten into my meal
un-trickable n’ clinical you’re a street liven’ criminal 
You spitting syllables that makes Odie look despicable  
and I’m bringing the heat, you must of got confused 
I would take a snooze (ooo) and you would still loose 
The pioneer of the feline liers, just start a riot 
Because with you gone, then I’ll  get peace and quiet 

Top Cat:
Quit clowning around, I’ve had enough of this shit
Kick this spluts in the butt and then get rich quick
Cause what I spit is sick you’re dribbling disses
That smell and sound even worst than cat piss
This is serious business and just pay this slight fee
To see the whole world watch as you get beat by me 
You got less brains than brain and you’re looking pretty fat
I’m the most when I boast, the tippidy top- top cat! 

Garfield:
Sure stealing’s your deal but I’ll be the one to scam ya
This easy victory was a piece of Lasagne
I’m raisin the roof, oh no the humanity 
Even my pet rock has more personality 
I SandBox- bring it on, show me what you’ve got
You always seem to fail, wonder why you’re called “top”
I’m a ghost buster and I cluster this king in a snap
Taste a load of my claw, before I take a nap… zzzzz

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE

EPIC CARTOON -coin flip- MADE RAP BATTLES

Written By Fel

Top Cat vs Garfield. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Welcome to our 54th ERBParodies!

Justin Buckner as Otzi the Iceman
Miss4yo as Queen Elsa

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES 
QUEEN ELSA 
VS 
OTZI
BEGIN!

Otzi:
Straight from the Similaun its the abominable Ötzi
Here to diss the deuteragonist of an overhyped movie!
This aint Halloween nor  Christmas, but here's a run for your money
I've combined the two, you see, I'm an icecold mummy!
Don’t mess with a Neanderthal
This here is your sequel and it won’t end happy after all!
So gather your Anna, Hans, Kristoff, and a Sven?
to watch me melt the ice witch of Hans Christian Andersen
I’m a warrior, strong as the mountain I roadblock
You’re a moody marshmallow as soft as Olaf
I’m strapped with a longbow, so if you try to diss me 
There’ll only be 12 more whores left in Disney

Elsa:
Chill, Bear Grylls, I'll show you a predator.
Got a high temper, but too low of a temperature!
So, pass the mic, or catch a blast of ice!
Get lost on a hike? Get sacrificed!
You wish to skirmish? you'll lose your epidermis, you mummy! 
'cause I'll whip you worse than that worm in your tummy!
Once Upon a Time, Scrooge McGruff lost his brush,
And got stuck in a gully when the Queen lost her glove!

Otzi:
Its not called singing when you belt and scream
you’re even more of a mistake than Adele Dazeem
Quit your sellout schemes, think of what your fans would say to ya
if they knew my country pities those in Scandanavia
I’ll thaw your ass with a Copper Axe
Lets watch you rap when your talking rocks are smashed
While you’re painting your nails and you’re swinging your purse,
I’m the pharaoh of the snow, do your worst and get cursed!
For the First Time in Forever I’ll be the Freeze-er
Your rhymes aren’t sick, you just have Frozen Fever!
With hammering cold disses, I’m best in the game
and your kingdom’s going south into incestuous reign
You're a danger to yourself, so neglected, defected
Cross my territory, you’re getting’ shipwrecked, kid
So while I stay Frozen, your throne will grow rotten
Time turned me Golden, it’ll turn you forgotten

Elsa:
The snow glows among the whitest of hues.
For a Queen to fight would be strictly taboo.
But when I'm through, you're gonna need a couple more tattoos!
'Cause I handcrafted the kingdom that killed you!
Sheathe your shaft and your ashy handles!
or I'll turn 'Fritz' into Frozen Fractals!
Return to your minute museum and leave my Palace
or I'll have to re-shatter your phallus!
I've been blessed with the power to freeze!
you've only been blessed to eternally sneeze!
I bet the Ice man once had rhymes much colder...
but then he took an arrow in the shoulder!
I’m not the good girl I used to know.
And you’re no hero, no skin, just bones.
To avoid a cliffhanger in Ötzal’s snow,
Accept your fate and let it go.

Ötzi vs Elsa

Justin Buckner as Angry Sim
WoodenHornets as Energetic Sim
Nathan Provost as Lazy Sim
Froggy as Artistic Sim

Matthew as Villager 1
CeKeFe as Villager 2
Mr. MapleSyrup as Villager 3
Vincent as Villager 4

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
THE SIMS
VS
ANIMAL CROSSING
BEGIN

The Sims:
Angry Sim:
What are these? hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves
Energetic Sim:
Shh! 
Angry Sim:
No need to speak! We’ll use Simlish to *simlish word* you upstream!

Energetic Sim:
Let me query these queers, arrange your face towards how we feel to ya!
Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia!

Lazy Sim:
I would do this later, procrastinating to beat ‘em
But I could be a better mayor just sleeping in your museum

Artistic Sim:
We can onomatopoeia’em,
Energetic Sim: 
Switz Zorg! Ooh! Dabee!
Artistic Sim:
Make their red noses bleed! 
All:
Turning over a New Leaf!

Animal Crossing:
Villager 1:
Welcome to our Wild World, Sims, here we gooooo!
Don't need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow

Villager 2:
Town tuning out your shitty simulated committees
If you can’t dig it, we got treaties that’ll keep you in your city

Villager 3:
We’ve got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds!
Watch us trip you up with disses like a pitfall seed!

Villager 4:
Smashing Simcity spinoffs till they’re blue and noir 
Now I suggest you take a seat, before we move it to the door




The Sims:
Angry Sim:
Our mods are iconic
Lazy Sim
Ironic, Your failure’s hand-held
Artistic Sim:
Lookin through nooks and crannies just tryna’ ring a bell

Energetic Sim:
Let’s take it to the streets, we’ll see who’s talking
All:
you’re more less of a threat than an actual animal crossing

Animal Crossing:

Villager 1:
Agh! We’re axe assassins, knap-sacking the win!

Villager 2:
If you wanna be like us then I’ll make you MySim!

Villager 3:
It’s PC verse 3D, you’re stuck in ‘04!

Villager 4:
and Sims 4, was a bore, 
All:
even slower than Spore…..

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RA-*splashes in pool* *drowns* BATTLE PARODIES!!!

Written by Matteo, SuperThingsOnCups, Mr.MapleSyrup, Fel, Zander, Froggy, MetalFire

Beat by: Kustom

The Sims vs Animal Crossing

Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

This was originally gonna be the season 3 finale for ERBOC, but then it got scrapped because the battle started sounding pretty shit and I had a better idea for the finale. So yeah, please don't ask me to release this as an official battle, 'cause I won't.

(P.S. This is a mix of the recorded audio and the flow test)

Old CN:
Fel as Dexter
Zack as Bloo
Matteo as Lazlo
Anthony as Ed

Old Nick:
Zander as Invader Zim
Froggy as Doug
Justin as Rocko
Zander P as Tommy Pickles

New CN:
Vincent as Finn the Human
Frenzy as Mordecai
Fel as Gumball
Matthew as Steven

New Nick:
Stofferex as Spongebob
Anthony as Fanboy
Zander P as Harvey Beaks
Zack as Sanjay

Disney Channel:
Anthony as Phineas
Frenzy as Dipper
Matthew as Wander
Leafy as Star Butterfly

Discovery Family Channel:
Lilly Leaf as Twilight Sparkle
Kimblems as Dan
Limonaire as Zoe Trent
Froggy as Lucky

Funimation:
Stofferex as Monkey D. Luffy
Vanilla Voices as Naruto
Froggy/Metal as Yugi/Yami
Liam as Edward Elric

Boomerang:
Zander as Tom
MaNCHA as Papa Smurf
Stofferex as Scooby-Doo
Ivo as Fred Flintstone

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T2WMdRwoN0kgDazlR1bhd3_ALGzvWcvHG1UyMoXo0Fk/edit

Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon. SCRAPPED Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

Back at it with a new battle between the crazed up animal heroes, Sonic and Crash! 

Iris as Crash
Jacob as Sonic

Crash: 
Didn’t mean to Crash the scene, just wanted to splatter this Egg, man!
But it won’t take much to shock a Flash in the pan
Don’t chuckle on the track, or you’ll get hit by my Knuckles
Since you’re best line of defense against my flow is a bubble!
Got so many fakers, which ones are on your team?
The one with the high IQ or the one who’s too edgy?
So let’s cause some Chaos, I’ll snap your Emeralds like Sticks!
You’re used to Tails between your legs if we’re going off your fanfics!

Sonic:
So I traveled from the past to face Bugs Bunny’s orange rat?
You’ve ripped parties and karts from Mario, why not steal the bat?
I’ll Spin Dash this hack of the trend that I started
Only time you really Struck Back was your cameo in Uncharted
I’ll face this lazy mutation in race and split the track
You may have inspired Daxter, but that doesn’t mean you can spit Jak!
Your company’s N. Sane direction got you some bad D-pad controls
Run the reviews, they say that I’m your Dark Souls!

Crash: 
It’s an Adventure for your fans to dig through all your garbage discs
Maybe win the Olympics to show us you can spit quick
Take it classic or modern, I’ll still beat a blue porcupine
You get Boom Bashed by the critics, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout your redesign!

Sonic:
Warped out on Wumpa fruit, now everything you have is left in the dust
You need guns and chemicals for you to have a decent boss
You’re hyping your fans up on reboots, so let me tell you the truth
People only give crap ‘bout you only to see Tawna’s b-

Crash:
Your fanbase is full of furries, with fans jerking to their OC’s!
Ratings bombed with Forces and the same goes for your movie!
But it seems you’re used to all of your games flopping hard 
Since that you’re running the track worse than you did in Sonic R!

Sonic:
All of your Skylander friends couldn’t give you a new flow
‘Cause in the rap, games, and brain, it seems You’re Too Slow!
Mr. Cortex’s vortex is what plummets your games and sales charts
You’ve bombed your verses harder than your Nitro Kart!

Beat by Hollywood Legend Beats
Thumbnail by Lauren
Written by Rabi (with some help from Henry and fightmarker)
Mixed by Jacob
Discord: https://discord.gg/7zkFFd

disclaimer: no more schedule lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Crash Bandicoot - CVGRB

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

NEW MIX
Hey guys I said I'd be back lat-
Dee as The Terminator
Evan as The Predator
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dee
Writers: Trakked, Jose, Dani, ColeDaCole, Rabi

Battle:
Terminator:
This hideous alien scum is targeted for termination.
Come with me if you want to die, you psychotic abomination!
I’m a flash from the future, the past already threw you in the trash
Even after many decades, you’re still a sellout for cash
I kill for the benefit of my army; you only kill for sport
So it’s no surprise that your brief flash of fame was so short.
I can stand the hottest flames, but if you want to raise the temperature
The hunter has become the hunted; Now To Catch A Predator

Predator:
Seems a time sphere has emerged; You can take your shtick and bite me,
You’re a Transformer who always lives in existential crises!
You’re in my sights, T-800, and I always catch my prey
You won’t “be back”, so I’ll attack, and make you meet a Dark Fate

Terminator:
Improbable. A Requiem blew your box office away?
Unstoppable. Gats and grenades will make this your Judgement Day.
You’re one ugly motherfucker, but my systems will still drop ya
And when I’m done, this fucking freak will have to “get to da choppa!”

Predator:
Sure, you can take a bullet or ten, but against me, you’re a goner.
You're just a worthless piece of junk who gets bested by Sarah Conner!
My electronics far surpass robotics; even from your time,
You’re an obsolescent model;I’m in my Yaujta Prime!
Take down Skynet, and you’re worthless, along with those shoddy verses,
It’d be a service to scrap you of your parts and make you learn this;
You’re straying from your prime directive, I could flip a switch to defeat ya,
But I’d rather give you a warrior’s death; Hasta la vista.

Terminator:
Ok douchebag. My systems see through your act; a novelty
Because your alien weapons are shit to my superior technology
You’ve gotten under my skin, and I mean that in both ways
So I’ll leave you back in your forest to have you engulfed in flames

Predator:
You think you’re spitting molten metal, but you’re drowning in your words
You best travel back in time and rewrite your awful verse
Using heat vision would be useless, your bars had no fire to detect
But I’ll still crush your hopes of winning, just like a hydraulic press.

Terminator:
I've checked your scan. It involves no files nor rapping components
So I'll leave. Then I'll be back with a more fitting opponent

Predator:
One fight with your brother is all I need to know what you're made of
So good riddance, I’ll send ya back to the bleak future you came from!

The Terminator vs The Predator - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #9

Venom: Stofferex
Bane: B-Lo

Written by Snakebite126, Seth, Stofferex, Titanium1208

Cover art by Kamren

Bane:
You call this a challenge? I demand someone better
For I’ve already bested a depressing protector
I’ve studied your weaknesses and arrived in this cypher
With the key to extinguish this pest: fire!
Beat the Demon’s Head in chess, played Bruce Wayne like a pawn
This emo team’s a feeble mess, no brains paired with your brawn 
I’ll have you fall to your knees, so best honor the god
Making child’s play of you harder than Avi Arad

Venom:
Yo, is that the Devil knocking? No, he’s just an oafish fiend
A no-name freak who’s only known as the Bane of all holy things
So we don’t have to worry? Nope. Well then, we’ll give him Hell, son
So let’s let him know how we got our name - WRITING VENOM!
We’d fire all your deadly shots back, but too bad you don’t got ‘em
Our disses are just like your childhood, we drop ‘em
Hardy plays us on the big screen, we steal brains and have them as a snack
But as you, only breath he takes away is from his asthma mask
You’re thinking you’re lethal? Bitch, to us, you’re a meatloaf
One batty St. Dumbass beat ya, you’re a big ol’ Osito
Shoulda listened to your future self, ‘cause now you’re facing fear itself
Haven’t been ended by Venom like this since the ‘roids started making you scream for help

Bane:
Obsessed with eating brains? Well, here’s some food for thought!
Hailing from Klyntar, I’m not surprised Knull rhymes are all you brought
No effect from the Penance Stare? Well, that makes a lot of sense
Since your old job, the Spider’s made you Eat all your tabloid Sins (Ha!)
I’ve met clowns that have had smoother turning points, Eddie
I would break you, but One Bad Day left you broken already!
I can tell you despise Carnage, so be careful not to test me
I’m owning you, after all, the father slot is empty.
Oh, you thought your life was at the worst of its days
But then Topher Graced your franchise and that blew up in your face
Killer Croc tested my patience and I left his arm shattered
While your doctor tested their patient and diagnosed you with cancer

Venom:
Even ol’ Mac Gargan’s thoughts couldn’t match that jargon
We didn’t realize that we were back to Batman & Robin!
Floored by Azrael, what kinda Titan loses light brawls?
Your stories make us tired, that’s why they call it Knightfall
We’ve fought the Hulk and Juggernaut, you’re a light snack to rip through
Spent your childhood in a cell, but now your name can’t sell an issue
It’s a pity, with the dissing shit, we thought your lines would of been hotter
But it seems you’ve carried these sentences worst than your father’s

Bane VS Venom - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 12

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