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This is the “[PIPEJAM] …” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The + Same Same + Same Puppet”. Check out my cool dog!

%@#^ IT! :[$]
HOLY $#!+ you $@(%!^& SCARED me. :[$] 
you can’t sneak up on people when they’r- :[$]

[K]: When they... are working? When they don't want visitors? When they are hungry?
[K]: (Perhaps he wanted my apple... I threw it at him and it hit him square in the head.
[K]: (I let out a soft chortle.)

you really are a piece of $#!+. :[$]
what i meant to say was you can’t sneak up on people when they’re in the middle of a %@#$^&! WAR. :[$]
haven’t you noticed? :[$]

[K]: (A trick question perhaps? He wants to test my awareness before asking for my business!)
[K]: There is no war, gas man!

no war- what do you..? who have i been... :[$]
HEY @#$%&^. don’t try to TRICK ME like that! :[$]
if there’s no war, then what’s the point of me even... being here? :[$]

[K]: A good question my friend! Do you want me to find out more of your “war”? I am a detective after all!
[K]: (I had found my way in, he’d surely have to accept m-)

LISTEN UP @$%#^&. I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR %#$&^@! NARRATION.  :[$]
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO #$@%^!& HELP ME. INFILTRATE THE HACK’S FORTRESS AND FIND OUT WHERE HE KEEPS HIS &@$#^!+ GUNS. then get OUT of my- :[$]

[K]: Your hut? Your-

MY #@$%!^& HAIR. :[$]

[K]: (He drove a hard bargain, but I saw a way in.)
[K]: Ok gas man, but how about you give me a little compensation?

50 bucks. :[$]

[K]: DEAL!

good. get the $@%! out. :[$]

[K]: Yessir

[DEMO] ‼️ (BANG BANG) - Gunshots in the streets? RUN AND HIDE! - [Deltarune: TS+S+SP]

We met in 220 B.C.E. and have been spicing the world ever since~!
"el lavadero" -pepper
"el diablo" - salt
"el jueves" - onion
"el pepe" - garlic
+ special guest, the msg mvp - "cierren el gas"

[DEMO] ‼️ (BANG BANG) - Gunshots in the streets? RUN AND HIDE! - [Deltarune: TS+S+SP]

glorious gumball seasoning squad