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This is the “[PIPEJAM] …” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The + Same Same + Same Puppet”. Check out my cool dog!

%@#^ IT! :[$]
HOLY $#!+ you $@(%!^& SCARED me. :[$] 
you can’t sneak up on people when they’r- :[$]

[K]: When they... are working? When they don't want visitors? When they are hungry?
[K]: (Perhaps he wanted my apple... I threw it at him and it hit him square in the head.
[K]: (I let out a soft chortle.)

you really are a piece of $#!+. :[$]
what i meant to say was you can’t sneak up on people when they’re in the middle of a %@#$^&! WAR. :[$]
haven’t you noticed? :[$]

[K]: (A trick question perhaps? He wants to test my awareness before asking for my business!)
[K]: There is no war, gas man!

no war- what do you..? who have i been... :[$]
HEY @#$%&^. don’t try to TRICK ME like that! :[$]
if there’s no war, then what’s the point of me even... being here? :[$]

[K]: A good question my friend! Do you want me to find out more of your “war”? I am a detective after all!
[K]: (I had found my way in, he’d surely have to accept m-)

LISTEN UP @$%#^&. I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR %#$&^@! NARRATION.  :[$]
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO #$@%^!& HELP ME. INFILTRATE THE HACK’S FORTRESS AND FIND OUT WHERE HE KEEPS HIS &@$#^!+ GUNS. then get OUT of my- :[$]

[K]: Your hut? Your-

MY #@$%!^& HAIR. :[$]

[K]: (He drove a hard bargain, but I saw a way in.)
[K]: Ok gas man, but how about you give me a little compensation?

50 bucks. :[$]

[K]: DEAL!

good. get the $@%! out. :[$]

[K]: Yessir

[DEMO] ‼️ (BANG BANG) - Gunshots in the streets? RUN AND HIDE! - [Deltarune: TS+S+SP]

I like to make stuff. I make a PvZ2 Mod with my best friends and write a book series. I also have a very infrequently posting YouTube channel that's mostly for project updates. Check out my stuff if you wish.

PFP by myself, it's Hunter from Otherworldly Dreams.

Just here for the Puppet Pipeline, and other UTDR stuff too. Might change the pfp later

I like homestuck, deltarune (I've never played it) ,Smw romhack, Halloween hack,Soundfont music.
I using LMMS.

We met in 220 B.C.E. and have been spicing the world ever since~!
"el lavadero" -pepper
"el diablo" - salt
"el jueves" - onion
"el pepe" - garlic
+ special guest, the msg mvp - "cierren el gas"

Furry homosexual guy, that's pretty much it

Sanity’s boring, harmony's a joke,
I built my throne out of everything broke.

This is blues exorcism for cursed souls. Heavy psych riffs dragged through ash. Basement doom jams that sound like they’re melting from the inside.

This is not good music. It’s honest noise. 
These sounds are built for the broken, 
... not for the sober.
Unlovable, unmarketable, undeniable.

If you get it, welcome.
If not, you were never meant to...   Haha, guitar go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

human-adjacent spokesman
[✉️] Message Text
Hello Krispy

that one crippled papyrus from the hit megalovania disconsola™
fuck solunary

i exist

[DEMO] ‼️ (BANG BANG) - Gunshots in the streets? RUN AND HIDE! - [Deltarune: TS+S+SP]

glorious gumball seasoning squad