[EDIT: When I made this battle, I did not consider how my voice acting as lean could be insensitive. While it was never my intention for the voice to play into racial stereotypes, I now recognize it was inappropriate to take it in the direction I did. Had this battle been made today, I would not have made those same choices. I apologize for any discomfort I may have caused. ]

This battle was made after Cam Steady challenged his discord server to create a rap battle between Mug Root Beer and Lean (the drug), and the first to submit a competent battle would win. I was the first contestant to submit and thus the winner. This is the first CRB* I've gotten paid for.

(Prod. RAPBATTLE-ENS)
 
Thumbnail By: Shimario
Written By: Me
Mixed By: Me
Lean: Me
Mug: Me

Mug:
They walk in the super bowl party asking where mug is at
Lean’s what people mean when they speak about death to mumble rap
You styro-phony can’t believe pre-teens are drinking sprite and codeine
No caffeine needed, my taste too high a dosage - die by OD

Summer, winter, any season - sale numbers stay floatin'
You can drink it, freeze it, eat it, fact is root beer’s simply goated
And you know it, got you foaming like a solo cup for this verse
So I’ll pour one for my homie, R.I.P. sizzurp

Lean:
I know that this dog don't think he fucks with hip hop
My drink gets you faded we must’ve got our shit swapped
You sounded stale, man every line’s running flat
You gotta mix it for the rebels, stop catering to their dads

I don’t need no stupid ads, I’m at every party worth being in 
Put your ass on the floor like we trappin’ up with the EDM
You can’t compete I’ll murk ya, They love the lean we purple
Red and Blue - run from the cops at the scene when we leave you murdered

*This battle is not considered an official addition to the Central Rap Battle canon. It is a seperate series called Central Rap Battles*. For this reason, it can be submitted for BOTY and BOTM in addition to my other series Central Rap Battles.

Central Rap Battles*: Mug Root Beer vs. Lean (the drug) [READ DESC.]

Andy Voiced By Matt Raichous
James Voiced By RaccoonBroVA
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous



Beat: Lethal - Hard Dark Angry Trap Beat | Prod. By Dansonn Beats

Andy:

When it comes to reviews and reboots, this Psycho knows a lot.
I've witnessed previews and scenes, dude, threaded through boring plots
But the most drawn out of installment of any horror flop
Hasn't left me as cold as this guy's jokes and whole corny shlock!
Now, in ‘17, your little counting game had hit Youtube
And now you rely on Zoran and co for those extra views.
Can’t say I’m impressed by your resume. Your industry chops don’t mean shit to me!
Every word I say leaves you in Misery. While you would need triple the words just dissing me!
I fought with Jason, came face to face with a Myers’ knife
The biggest threats you’re facing are with those copyright strikes!
Leatherface must love James since he’s so bare-boned.
So treat your verse like your wedding and leave it postponed
And with these flows, I’ll leave you choked up as the plot thickens
The way you run from Thanks-killing 3, this turkey is more of a chicken!
No asylum can contain these insane flows when I’m spitting raw
Kill a beat so hard, you might as well give me that golden chainsaw!

James:

Hey there, it’s James A Janisse, and I’m here to say in the least
I’ve counted bodies, zombies and results of cannibal feasts
But I still can’t handle this geek, disgusting humor’s astounding
4 million subs still compounding! You have what, 50 thousand?
And I get bloody on tracks, it’s your Final Destination
So there’s no chance to attack the Youtube Horror sensation
DID jokes are what you’re based on, you’re a racist tasteless sleaze
And if you really want a face off, I would throw the nacho cheese!

Andy:

Andy? I’m scared. Hey don’t worry little buddy.
Yeah. Let me grab the mic. I can turn this battle bloody.
Don’t muddy up my intentions, I’m climbing the ranks to be your replacement
While you hide behind all of your editors, I’m working solo in my basement!
I’m roaring like Rex, my special effects give my videos magic
The fact that the fans stick around for you spouting numbers is honestly tragic
This has-been is getting the Boot. Gonna curbstomp your face to end ya.
I’ll see you in hell. And when you get there? Tell me Andy sent ya!




James:

Think I’m impressed? Your repetitive jokes are lazy and petty
Wanna spit sharp, but it seems you’re stuck wielding a dull Machete!
So just get ready, James is aiming to slay, you can’t recover
And I’m crushing you harder than a sequel to Last summer!
Your life is a bummer, your parents were glad to have leave you abandoned
But keeping their corpses? Now you’re just stealing from Norman’s canon
And live in fantasies of slaughtering your therapist
Forced to bandage up your face, since even YOU were too scared of it!
You’re claim to be unique but all he has going for him
Is another grumpy horror version of an Angry VGN
Fighting the villains? Seen it. Destroying the movies? Seen it.
But violating a pastry for laughs? We really didn’t wanna see it!
And I couldn’t imagine your shlock fest making an impact
Thinking your rep is intact? I’ll shatter you like a Mandy axe!
You describe yourself as a Maniac, so maybe take some advice
Retire from your tired shtick. It'd be the first time you did something nice.

James A. Janisse Vs. Andy The Maniacal Cinephile - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

Welcome back to the Rap Battle Arena! On today’s episode, we have the drunken member of the Planet Express, Bender, going up against the lazy leader of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Master Shake!

MetaMachine as Master Shake
MetalFireVA as Bender
Written by Serena
Produced by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Master Shake:
MEATWAD! (Yeah Shake?) can you get me a different matchup?
There’s no reason to be speaking, this hunk of junk should back up
You’re trashed up! All you do is talk the talk 
4 bars are all I need to go longer than your run on Fox! 
Unit 22, the most useless of the crew
Spending every mission snoozing on the job and drinking booze
And you know how much I love being the bearer of bad news
Your character crashed in episode 2

Bender:
Is it the booze? Man, my brain is going wild
Can you guys just pick a damn series title?
“Master”? That’s how you bill yourself?
Compare your series to mine and then kill yourself 
Bender is bending it on a condescending condiment
He’s going up against a ladies man, who’s setting all the god damn trends
Hey I get it, you’re just trying to get by
How can you not catch up? Your friend’s a goddamn french fry!

Master Shake:
Destroying a bucket of bolts on the rap track, dawg
I gave your verse a listen everything was wack, dawg
Dunkin you on the track you can call me frickin Shaq, dawg
Flick the clicker on and wonder, where your series at dawg?
You’re messing with the triumphant Master Shake
Stop your rapping, if not for yours than the master’s sake
Let’s hope your metal don’t crack under the pressure, break
I met your girl last night, she had a master cake

Bender:
That voice is so high I’d crack if I were glass
If Fry were stuck with you, he’d willingly leave the past
Screw it, I’m tired of acting like I got class
Bend over and battle byte my shiny metal ass

Bender vs Master Shake. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. MetalFireVA and MetaMachine)

Snakebite126 as Flowey
Quizzique as Marx
Written by Triple-Stabber
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by jort
Beat by Kustom
Cover art by M!CAH
Art by M&Matt

Flowey:
Howdy clownie, I am Flowey, wow you found me down the underground and
Golly! How about we lounge around the town and now we
Will become the best of friends
And something you should know of
That my lines are made with love
So you better - run into em!
Gee! It's quite funny that a jester can't stand up
Rolling on a ball, but you can't hop on this track, bud
You were blown up in a supernova
Future shows this useless foe was thrown 
and dude your owners used your trope for Magalor, stupid joker, 
I refuse to go and fuse with your Soul!

Marx:
Hey hey hey Kirby, look a flower's out and about
Devour him but I doubt you'd gain powers, so I'mma just out em without a plough
Just look at this plant, your roots' in the grass, you can't run the underground
I'd throw shade but I'll just wait til you wilt when the sun goes down
Oh, some lonesome crop is going photoshop? Oh no!
My total darkness tops the Hopes and Dreams of you owning your plot
Had the whole of Popstar beat, you never seen that as a kid cuz
Your parents and the kingdom made like my face: SPLIT UP!

Flowey:
Wow, with that black hole in your mouth, that verse sucked
You wished to be a God but you still couldn't beat Kirb up
Now this jester wants a fight? Hmm, this seems familiar
But besides that, being God's a wonderful idea!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
This demented jester messed up when he met a friend, 
the fella had tell em better get a wish, lies he fed and set him up
Next he's stepping in, entered in his wish
Menacing in this then Kirby ended him
So if you don't wanna be beat
Man, you shoulda just wished you were me!

Marx:
BUT NO! I wished to be G.O.A.T the control this whole land not a goat who got thrown in the dirt
I emerged as a bat, you just turned to a plant with a circle attack, and let's talk about that verse
That you spat, man, how does this plant not have his raps on point?! (hehehe)
Instead he's the prick: a thorn in side, and I won't let it slide
I’ll kill your ass with some pesticide!
And that whole damn philosophy "kill or be killed" was just really a shield
For a bit he was feeling this fear that was building
He saw the real villain and yielded, he quivered and reeled 
It was genocide and he was gonna die
Called to his friend and cried "please do not end my life"
Quickly willed them to spare him but, then
The sibling had killed, with no Chara-bout him (HAHAHAHA!)

Flowey vs Marx (ft. Snakebite126 & Quizzique). SIR Rap Battles

[Verse 1]

Howdy!
I’m just a humble little villager
Here to let you take these fine wares, if you’re willin’ to
What? I’m not villainous, I’m not here to swindle ya
I’ve got more sticks than I can use, I’ll just give ‘em to ya

What’s that? You wanted to buy these?
Well, those emeralds in your pocket look shiny
Yeah, I suppose a couple of ‘em’d do nicely
Hey bud, y’know I’ve got some more stuff that you might need

Some dark or some white meats? A compass? Some dye? Seeds?
A bucket o’ pufferfish ‘n’ some tropical pisces?
Oh, stuff all that minin’, I got all the tools and armor you could stuff in your tight jeans
Have it all for a slight fee

What’s the trouble? Don’t mind me, I’m just upping my prices
What, did you wanna keep on robbin’ me blind kid?
Y’know, your greed’s got this economy dyin’
If you wanna see my kids fed, you gotta keep buyin’

Oh, I’m just kiddin’ bud, it’s nothin’ decisive
I just thought I’d mix it up for one time
If you spend a few more emeralds then maybe I’ll drop ‘em lower than they’ve ever been before
And then you’ll profit, delighted

But I gotta say, you caught me mid crisis
If you hadn’t shown up, then golly I might’ve
Sunk deep in piles of taxes and debt
You’re the first dang customer to shop here in nights kid

Sorry to be like this, I owe you a mad one
I’d give you a firm handshake if I had one
Before you pack up, I must pay you back somehowww-
-about half off on some raw salmon?

[Hook]

Hi there! How can I help?
I'm sure I got what ya want up on my shelf
A nice shiny bell? Some dried kelp?
Great products entice but a smile sells

[Verse 2]

Y'know, my business has the best image
You won't find THIS flint in the next village
No that suit doesn’t suit you, how ‘bout a fine chestplate
You ain't got nametags for all nine pets??

Hey, a little parrot told me that beneath all this soil
There’s 50 liters of oil, but who knows? I haven’t checked
Unrelated news, I got the most unbreakable shovels
Made of the craziest rubble, just 20 ems for the set (wow!)

Oh I see, you gotta scoot off, I get it
Our golem's brutal offing shouldn't bother you for a second, his name was Kevin
He was truly respected as a protector
And a couple emeralds hardly cover funeral expenses

But no worries kid, it ain't your problem, it's mine
I'll just sell this stuff to all the other people in line
"Step right up and get my junk for half price off
While my only hope in hell just leaves me behind!"

Yeah, I know just why ya came here, let's face it
Ya came to stick me in a rowboat, row home, lock me up in your basement to have dozens o' trades with
But I guess ya musta realized I'm too smart for that lame trick

So you’re just abandonin’ me, excuse me for havin’ a dream
I’ll bet you’re off to find a dumber loser to wrap in your scheme
You made me start to believe I had someone to talk with
Honestly, take it all for free, not like nobody wants it

Oh now you wanna pay me huh? Yeah, that's what I thought kid

[Hook]

Stop there, how can I help?
I've always got what you want up on my shelf
I’m dead if you don’t buy this dried kelp
Great products might help but a smile sells

Written, Performed, Mixed and Thumbnailed by Psytube

Audio Mastered by Glitchdude

Produced by Onlyhard Beats

MINECRAFT VILLAGER RAP | "A Smile Sells" | (Prod. Onlyhard Beats)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AVh24XbWeB-Vb8M_edOcsuLDjiS7baNHkzkygm39BRI/edit
garbageGothic as Viridi
Titanium1208 as Beerus
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and King Mewtwo
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Zuprem4cy
Hint for next battle: "Nerdiness is the best chastity belt" (featuring JustGamer and Azia)

Viridi vs. Beerus

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the carnivorous plant from Super Mario, Piranha Plant, against the Seed Pokémon, Bulbasaur! Which one of these plants will win? That's for you to decide!

Credits:
MetaMachine as Bulbasaur
Alen as Piranha Plant
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Beat by Kustom

Lyrics:

Piranha Plant:
(Hey!)
Who let this Koopa Troopa out of Bowser’s fleet?
Well, it should be easy to beat when I already spit heat!
Don’t rumble or you’ll fumble, it’s a rose against a rookie!
Cause it’s clear with my roasts, you’ll be the only one that’s cooking!

Bulbasaur:
You drained all my energy with that start that just stalled,
But I’m sure you’re used to heat, with volcanos and all.
So if you got a bone to pick with me, then I’m amazed,
Since I’ll eat up this track to leave you packing for days! (ay!)
I planted seeds for generations of creatures,
You planted the seeds for Chain Chomps and other eaters!
Creeping around levels, yet you still think you tower?
But when I bring a FLUDD of flow, I’ll shut down this flower!
It seems your fans are the real Hidden Village,
Cause they haven’t piped up since your series begun,
You screwed over a plumber and you think that you’re a villain?
Well, deep down, you should know that this plant is #001!

Piranha Plant:
Please, I’ve got far more variety in my species!
Cause when it comes to Range, this Pokemon can’t precede me!
You think that you’re a trophy with the trainers, but it’s just a bore!
No need for a spray bottle when I go and sic’em more!
So bring your whole line in, I’ll leave them in PT!
You’d need to roundup a whole side to even try and beat me!
You’ll be looking shiny green if you think I’m pained at all,
Since your win is like you in Legends; unobtainable.
When people hear my lines, they start bobbing like Electrodome,
They hear your lines and they just want to go Home,
So it’s best you go back before my spit leaves you dissolved,
Cause I’ll leave you black and blue, except this dino won’t evolve.

Bulbasaur:
You really think you got the Theater moving with your rapping?
With just one move, I’d make this Piranha Panic!
I break through your shiny rocks, and your flowerpot vase!
So go back underground, cause Audrey’s taking second place!

Bulbasaur vs Piranha Plant - MC Fawful Rap Battles

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

Hi there!
So, today is my birthday and I decided to upload a match up that only I would want. I love schlock horror movies. I love Twisted Metal. So here's a schlock horror and Twisted Metal match up! A wish come true for me~

The Djinn Voiced By Freshy Kanal
Calypso Voiced By KingMewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous


BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horNWCxKcYg



The Djinn:

In a time before time, I tortured souls for fun
So take notes from Needles Kane, and Run, insect. Run
Forget Barbara Eden and Will Smith. I’m not some genie to easily diss
So don't make a sound, don't make a move, and most of all...don't make me pissed!
A master of chaos, I’m pulling the world into darkness and slaughter
Despite what your causing, your most evil sin was the death of your daughter
While you turning whole cities to fodder, I command the powers that you borrowed
If your rotten comic was any to follow, the only thing William’s mastered is sorrow!
Your colorful car game crashed, smashed, your character turned into trash, fast
So despite Singletrak being past fads, they tried painting your series Black! (hack)
So before you try spitting back, maybe react to the fact you’re a bitch
Who lives in the Shadow of knowing his death was his daddy’s only wish


Calypso:

My Twisted Metal contest turned the City of Angel’s to rubble
All the city awashed with flames. So burning you is no trouble
I’m doubling up on the carnage with the High Octane I’m rocking on
I’m popping off, don’t need the nuke mobile for me to drop bombs!
You claim to be supreme, but still trapped in your jeweled prison
Think you’re a step ahead, but only free thanks to alcoholism!
While trying to rap is a given, facing me still seems quite obscene
Since I was twisting words years before you hit the big screen!
Tried getting appraisal from Alex, what a fallacy, she left you sobbing
The last time I saw a genie this blue balled, he was voiced by Robin!
Your quartet of films forgotten, tomatoes Rotten, out of luck
You’re so much of a clown, you should be driving the ice cream truck!

The Djinn:

Come now, you worm, you can think better things to diss
Or would you prefer I drag your soul to Hell to meet your sis!
Leave you dismissed like Sony, you’re just phony faux Loki
Oh if only, you’d have been lucky and they didn’t blow your chance at the movies



Calypso:

You demons are all the same, never realizing the cunning of man
I’ll have you under my control, just ask Black and Minion!
The battle draws to the close, This Djinn was burned by the devil
I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Calypso Vs Wishmaster - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Redemption

Welcome to FRB vs Anything! A series where your favorite rap battle creators duel it out with, well, anything!

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

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