Name: Peppermint Cunt by Geoff
Duration: 1 min
Description: The Anal Douchebags brings you on your third journey through the fantasy world of shitty music.

Produced by The Doppelgangaz 
Mixed by The Doppelgangaz 
Recorded by The Doppelgangaz @ The Brothel, NY 
Mastered by Ricardo Gutierrez for RicardoMasters 
Executive Produced by Matter ov Fact & EP

Raw N Rugged (Smooth Mix)

The Anal Douchebags brings you on your third journey through the fantasy world of shitty music.

Peppermint Cunt

In reference to "Stoner marketing" from episode 61, and Sean's ongoing ass-capades.

Sativa Sean's Weed And Ass Farm

O'doyle rules - Madison hardcore

Music written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2018

Lyrics written and performed by Kendollinhide ©2018

As heard on episode 96 of The Dick Show (2h34m30s): http://thedickshow.com/episode-96/

Lyrics:

 Sup dog, you wanna go for a ride?
'Sure but one rule, I insist that I drive
'I have some DUIs, I hope you don't mind
 Uh just stop humping my leg, we'll get along fine
'Let's get down to business, so you wanna do some suin'?
 Yes Dick Masterson his reputation I must ruin
 Think you can end his show and all the free speech that he's doin'?
'Sure I'll quote this silly Madcucks joke to prove collusion
 Make sure it looks legit, there's a lot on the line
'I'll dot all my t's and cross all my i's
'Check these court docs, I'm a grammatical savage
 Sue anything that walks, they're just collateral damage
'I'll serve Dick with papers 'til he's soakin' in sweat
 I hope we win soon 'cause I'm as broke as it gets
 File some fancy motions, force the dickheads to be silent
'Well first I have to piss, do you see a fire hydrant?

 Bicycle Boys, yeah we can't be stopped
 We're the ultimate legal dream team, you'll get rocked
 And your socks will get knocked right off
 When you guys realize it's now illegal for you to say "Mad Dix Lost"

 I found a new .gif, that's add it to the log
 They're photoshopping you now, that didn't take long
'Is that supposed to be me?  A drinky-drivey dog?
'Who's pissing on my face?
 They call him Pepe the Frog
'Feels bad men, I'm gonna bite these defendants
 Convince the judge we're right so he tears up the first amendment
'*gasp* Bold move! I think that might just work
 Ugh, I'll do the writing
'And I'll confuse the clerks!

 Bicycle Boys yeah we fit like a glove
'He likes to get cucked
 He drives and gets fucked
 Together we're gonna win, 400 million bucks
 You guys'll get sued if you try to say we suck

 We need to get to New York
'Let's pedal 'til our feet hurt
 Can Jane ride on your lap?
'What's she like?
 She's a real flirt
'Meh, not my type
 She'll make your cucking dreams reality
 There's nothing inherently wrong with a little bestiality
'Uhh, I like my bitches, a little less bitchy
 Why are my britches a little bit itchy?
 Oh well, let's get back to the plan
'First, pay my retainer
 Here's some Vodka
'You're the man!

 Bicycle Boys, yeah we can't be stopped
 We're the ultimate legal dream team, you'll get rocked
 And your socks will get knocked right off
 When you guys realize it's now illegal for you to say "Mad Dix Lost"

 We're gonna win this, I have a good feeling
'Uhhh! I hate Greenberger and his Easter Egg memeing!
 Yeah he's next, let's sue him when we're done
'What for?
 Same as the rest, he's having too much fun

 Bicycle Boys

Bicycle Boys (Kendollinhide original, mastered by Samglaze)

A protest song, for to bring back frog emoji to Messenger.

MARK ZUCKERBERG'S LITTLE FLOWERS

FROG EMOJI (BRING IT BACK)

Rise and grind, gamers. Let's get this bread.
Cover Art by twitter.com/heheSillyComics
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Lyrics:
Last night I had a dream. 
I was walking through a field of green.
All my fears disappeared and my debts wiped clean.
I was living in the lap of luxury

But when I woke up I knew something was wrong
Everything I thought I had before was suddenly gone
But I won't let my dreams be dreams no more
I'm gonna say fuck it, grab the bull by the balls and I'll 

Get the money, get the paper, get the dosh
I'll get lods of emone, I can buy what I want and I'll
Get the scrilla, get the dollars, get the cash
I'll get a pocket of shrapnel and a handful of clams

And I'll be rolling in pennies and nickels a plenty
I got dimes in my eyes and quarters on my mind
I'm building my empire a single coin at a time
I'm stacking em up high so everybody can admire

I want a big house and a flashy car and a
Trophy wife with a tight little cunt and a
Private island where I can do what I want 
I'll spend the rest of my days just making her cum

And I don't care how it comes to me, 
If I gotta spill a little blood, c'est la vie
No price too high to reach the summit of dreams
You gotta sacrifice 'cause nothing in life is free, you gotta...

===
Get That Bread
Make That Hay
I wanna be so rich it'll make you sick
Buy and sell your life and make you my bitch

Rise and Grind
Overtime
There's money to make and it won't make itself
You gotta get your hands dirty if you want that wealth
===

I'll get the cheddar, get the moolah, get the ducats 
I got so much money I don't give a fuck I let my looks go, 
Getting by on a smile and a sick flow, 
telling chicks "Hey babe, I'm big on the dick show"

A fat wallet to accompany my fat dick 
and fat tits, the fact is 
you don't have to be Brad Pitt to fuck a stacked bitch, 
it's the cash in your bank she finds attractive

I wanna fly high and get fucked up
Drinking brandy, getting handies from the stewardess with D-cups
Getting loaded snorting coke right of her fat butt 
And bust a nut right in her face and laugh 

'cause I'm a cunt? Yeah, but I'm a rich one.
I'm gonna live fast and probably die young,
It's what i want? nah, it's what I need son, 
You better stand back, I'm gonna get some

I wanna climb the heights of the tallest tower
And drag my nuts through the corridors of power 
I want supermodels giving me golden showers
And dry myself off with egyptian cotton towels

I wanna own a slave just to say I do
Then buy him a slave so he can feel good too
I wanna live the life of a Hollywood Jew
I mean it in the nicest way though (please don't sue)

I want Saudi prince shit in your mouth money  
Buy your daughter and turn her out money
French rape-chateau, Bohemian Grove, 
Satanic banker with a penchant for underage hoes money

Filthy rich is the way to live
If this is Capitalism I could get used to it
'cause there's no feeling like holding a dollar over another 
And watching 'em squirm and suffer abuse for it  

I wanna be so rich I can buy your bitch
And do some real sick shit while you look the other way, gotta...
There's money to make and it won't make itself
You gotta get your hands dirty if you want that wealth.

===
Get That Bread
Make That Hay
I wanna be so rich it'll make you sick
Buy and sell your life and make you my bitch.

Rise and Grind
Overtime
There's money to make and it won't make itself
You gotta get your hands dirty if you want that wealth.
===

(I'm gonna be the king man, I'll get a motorcycle and a sleeping bag)
(...and 10-15 girls, I'll get all the money in the world)
(I'll make that money man. I'll roll those nickels.)
(The game is mine. I deal the cards.)

Makin' Hay

Wages of Sin

Cover Art by HeHe Silly Comics

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Lyrics:
I'm a straight guy and I got straight pride
Don't want no thick, warm dick in my backside
I like straight times like grilling with the guys
And cracking open a cold one, yeah that's the shit I desire

I love the... straight shit, like dancing to the beat 
When I'm topless at the club in the summer heat
I love the straight songs by my boy Elton John
I play him when I'm making love baby, all night long

'Cause I'm a straight man and I got straight friends
Don't want no chicks interfering with our straight plans
We got straight hobbies like eating biscuits soggy
Slather on that sauce, I want it in my body

And Bodybuilding? (yeah) That's it, you feel me? 
Straightest shit there ever is and you know I ain't kidding
Guy Heaven's where it's at, Come spot me on the rack
Hey, check my glutes bro there's nothing gay about that

Yo, No Homo bro but you know that you got a nice rump
You up for some amateur wrestling after the pump?
Lemme oil your thighs so they dont rub too much
I know a club where we can go and spar all night 'til its shut

Then it's back to mine for some one on one time
Check out my meat, I'm cooking it all up tonight for you
A couple hot dogs and a couple of brews
A recipe for messy eating's how I like it, how about you?

Come on and fill me up, I never spill a drop
I wanna taste your cock-tail frankfurt, nice and hot
I can feel my heart throb but I don't ever wanna stop
Keep on eating 'til I pop then it's time to swap

But it's up to you if you want a taste too
We got nothing to prove, we got nothing to lose
It's fine take your time, we're just two straight guys
Having straight dinner like straight guys do sometimes

===

I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride

===

Straight Pride? Hell yeah I got it
And I'm coming out in style from the straight closet
Far too long, my straight roots have gone un-watered
Lemme drink up all your straightness from your straight faucet

If you got straight pride then I am by your side
All the colours of the straight flag are flying high
Fuck what they say, I ain't living a lie
Straight life bitch, yeah, until the day I die

If you're a straight guy then now's your time
Every straighty grab your lady, look her in the eyes
And tell her "Baby, I'm so straight I wanna cry"
And kiss her like you kiss your bro, hey that's normal right?

(Look) I'm straight, ok. So that means I'm not gay
Why would you think I'm gay? I'm swear I'm not gay
I like fucking women, yeah pussy is what I slay
I love fucking men too but in a straight way

I want pussy, I want pussy, I want pussy, I want cum
Wait, I mean to say pussy, I want pussy in my bum
Wait, I mean not in my bum, I mean in my palm
I want your rock hard pussy squirting on my tongue

I wanna feel your stubble of your cheek when you're kissing my neck
And taking me from behind, slide your pussy down my crack
I want feel your pussy in me baby, so damn deep
I've never felt a pussy like it girl I can't believe it

===

'Cause I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride

Oh I'm just a straight guy and I got a little straight pride
I know it's hard but I can always be your straight guide
Will you come with me, keep me warm throughout the late night?
Don't be afraid, everybody always cries their first time

Straight Pride

A Giraffe Named Chris proudly presents Giraffe Rhythms, a beat tape journeying through the land of the pharaohs and beyond through the perspective of a giraffe.

Free Download: https://giraffemusic.bandcamp.com/album/giraffe-rhythms
Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijll6xcKK5s

Peppermint Cunt

Geoff

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