April Fools (2021 Mix)

Pleasure Cruise - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Toynbee Tiles - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

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Shall we go down
Beneath the waterfall?
Raining thunder, where we can
Make a place to hide
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover’s head

(They don't, they don't know)
We buckle too, when the flesh fails
Wanting, waiting
On vengeance to free her arrow
It’s a blind shot across
Our starlit kingdom
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

They don't, they don't know
They've got no common sense
We don't, we don't, we don’t
Have to be so defenseless

But we shatter too, when the flesh fails
And I’ll be right here, I'll be right here with you

They don’t, they don't know
They don't, they don't know
You don’t, you don't know
You don't, you don't know
The weight I carry
You know, it don't come easy
So won't you be sweet?
Oh fortune, please, won't you be sweet to me?
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(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)

Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

Our Murderous Descent  - The Scary Jokes

Go on and live your life in misery
We're just moving our bodies to the beat 
And I'm not evil after all
Go on and live your life in misery

You and I, we're driving downtown
My mind's eye is really delivering
Can I really lie, say I've got no regrets?
In this place all I want to do is be your friend

No contrition
No, no contrition
No contrition
No, no contrition
We'll never be good, we'll never be good 
God, I hope I never see you again
Why can't you behave?
You're always out of control
Why can't I calm down even when I'm alone?
It's got me like...
Ooh, I wish things were different 
Ooh, but the feeling's not mutual
We all, we all end up, all of us in, in the middle of the spiral

If you say you're sorry
I'll say it too
No forgiveness
No, no forgiveness
No forgiveness
No, no forgiveness

Go on and live your life in misery
I'm not the wicked one
Go on and live your life in misery

Sucking the blood from my split lip
Sucking the blood from my split lip
Sucking the blood from my split lip, uh-huh
Fist in the drywall
Fist in the drywall
Fist in the drywall
You won't believe who I just saw

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Uzumaki - The Scary Jokes

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I’ve become the invisible man
You won’t see me around no more
No use in photographs
It burns holes in the film
Hoping you’ll forget me
Sincerely yours

Elephant foot
Smolders under feral dogs

I hide from my own reflection
I fear my own shadow
Burning in my memory
Every mistake I’ve made
Human error that wrought disaster

Pinning the yarn, it must be someone here’s to blame
Logging the evidence, a devil with no name
Try to justify the means, you can’t, you can’t
Imprisoned in dying dreams
We are not built to last
Little green army men who melt beneath the sun
Elephant foot smolders under feral dogs

Elephant Foot - The Scary Jokes

dude i went through hell to upload this song
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Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

Thought you were a looking glass
But you hid all you meant to reflect
And you hurt what you promised to protect
I wish I could fix you but I can't
I have her now
And I'II never let her be alone again 
And you, you'll never really leave me
But I don't belong to you or the wolves at my door
I don't want to go to the bullfight
Don't, don't, please don't make me go
Maybe I'm made to maim
But it's my choice alone whose blood will paint these stones
Oh my rage belongs to me 
And I, I'll never be alone again 
And you, you never really loved me 
I don't belong to you or the wolves at my door
Oh my love
Oh my angel
How I've wept
How I've seethed for you
I've grown coarse and befanged
Pacing in the night
Turning over and over
Trying to get it right
But I'll never uncrack the vase
And I'II never get us out of this place
But I, I, I, I have her now 
And I'II never let her be alone again 
And you and I are severed evermore
You'll always be on the other side of that door

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