welcome to the comprehensive playlist of EVERY song Liz Lehman (The Scary Jokes) has put out. thanks to people like you, this playlist wouldnt have gotten as big as it is! thank you!

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the scary jokes discography

the scary jokes demos

unnedited TSJ demos!

Twotpot xfohv au playlist

the scary jokes

shit - the scary jokes

bon idee - liz lehman (the scary jokes - cover)

fun, bloopy korg volca drum experiment - the scary jokes

White Girl - EAT BABIES?

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LYRICS SOON

Riptide (demo) - The Scary Jokes

Uzumaki - The Scary Jokes (Demo)

Magic Hat - The Scary Jokes (Demo)

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the caption on the post and in-video caption:

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(in-video)Something Murderous is Brewing... 👁💐

Our Murderous Decent - The Scary Jokes (SNIPPET)

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Magic Hat - The Scary Jokes

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Shall we go down
Beneath the waterfall?
Raining thunder, where we can
Make a place to hide
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover’s head

(They don't, they don't know)
We buckle too, when the flesh fails
Wanting, waiting
On vengeance to free her arrow
It’s a blind shot across
Our starlit kingdom
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

They don't, they don't know
They've got no common sense
We don't, we don't, we don’t
Have to be so defenseless

But we shatter too, when the flesh fails
And I’ll be right here, I'll be right here with you

They don’t, they don't know
They don't, they don't know
You don’t, you don't know
You don't, you don't know
The weight I carry
You know, it don't come easy
So won't you be sweet?
Oh fortune, please, won't you be sweet to me?
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(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)

Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

Our Murderous Descent  - The Scary Jokes

The almost lost disc

girls rituals - I Can Feel You Watching Me

dude i went through hell to upload this song
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Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

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I am a crraazyy crazy trani

EAT BABIES? - the trannywreck song

everybody needs a friend (demo)

Idiot Us

Mercy, Find Me Here

April Fools

A Mannequin Adrift

burn pygmalion

Sylvias Just A Dying Fad

Got Too High - the scary jokes (too shy demo 1)

Got Too High - The Scary Jokes (Too Shy Demo 2)

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The insects of summer sing a song of sleeping
And the darkness of evening is slowing growing deeper
And I like the way that you look in the cold bitter air of autumn
And though I wish you'd forget me, I'll think of you often 

In December
I'll leave black stains in the wood
In December
Where my cast iron bed once stood

And the radio's playing a song 
And it fills up the cold empty air
But the chords are all coming out wrong
And the music's too lonely to bear
Thank god you won't be there

When I woke up this morning there was a chill in the wind
And the clouds rolled in like a warning
I tried to keep it from getting under my skin
And there's a sign in your yard, and it says that you're going away
I try not to take it too hard for now
But I know it they'll be hell to pay

In December
The shadows will swallow the town
In December
They'll pass over all of the houses

And I'll still be sleeping
When the shadows climb up the stairs
And the sadness will silently creep in
And follow me everywhere 
Thank god you won't be there

Now there's a warmth in your voice that I haven't heard in a while
I'm happy to see you look so well these days
I'm glad to see you smiling 
So, go
Where the weather is fair
Wherever you go
I'm sure you'll be much happier there
'Cuz don't we know well that misery loves company
So I guess it's just as well that you stay the hell away from me

'Cuz the winters of my heart, they just go on and on
And the days are so dark, and the nights are so long
And I know it sounds wrong, and I know it sounds bad, but I'm glad you'll be gone

wait for you - the scary jokes (demo)

i am the architecture