Leks Album

PHONK IT

THROATED

ADDICTED

GOONAHOLIC

Leks Genesis Z (City Pop Cover)

Leks Genesis Z (Synthwave Cover)

Leks Genesis Z (Wii Shop Cover)

Leks Bussin Hits Different (Remaster)

[Verse 1]
Walkin' down town, heads turn my way
Platform shoes make me taller, yeah, I’m slayin' the day
Every glance I get, confirms the hype
But inside I’m gripped with a different type
Of measurement anxiety—it’s got claws
Gotta check myself out before applause
Whip round the corner, phone ruler’s my guide
One slip and my ego takes a ride

[Chorus]
A full seven inch, life's such a sinch, a cause for celebration
Oh no, 6.9, I'd rather die, please no more fluctuations
Oh shit, 6.8, not feeling great, the source of all frustration
Now I'm 6.7, not made in heaven, I've lost all motivation!

[Bridge]
Without my throbbing chode, it's like Morse code that I'm not worth the time!
If I'm not erect, I'll soon regret all the looks that pass me by.
Can't let it dissipate! Must compensate, hey girl you like this flex?
Her smile goes placid, now I’m flaccid, could it get any worse for Leks?

[Verse 2]
Back on the hunt, I'm crushin' the scene
Hey girls check me out, Leks be living the dream
But what’s the point if I’m a decimal down?
Feels like I’m wearin’ an invisible crown
Made of doubt and self-hate, can't let it show
Still gotta stunt, even if I know
The numbers don’t lie, I can see it on her face
Without a look, I know I'm cooked, my bulge is a disgrace!

[Chorus]
A full seven inch, life's such a sinch, a cause for celebration
Oh no, 6.9, I'd rather die, please no more fluctuations
Oh shit, 6.8, not feeling great, the source of all frustration
Now I'm 6.7, not made in heaven, I've lost all motivation!

[Bridge]
Without my throbbing chode, it's like Morse code that I'm not worth the time!
If I'm not erect, I'll soon regret all the looks that pass me by
Can't let it dissipate! Must compensate, hey girl you like this flex?
Her smile goes placid, now I’m flaccid—could it get any worse for Leks?

[Verse 3]
inch by inch, measure by measure
This erection is perfection, the source of your pleasure.
Please check me out, my dick goes pout, I'm feeling so betrayed!
the pressure to flaunt my treasures keep getting IN MY WAY!

[Outro Chorus]
A full seven inch, life's such a sinch, a cause for celebration
Oh no, 6.9, I'd rather die, please no more fluctuations
Oh shit, 6.8, not feeling great, the source of all frustration
Now I'm 6.7, not made in heaven, I've lost all motivation!

Without my throbbing chode, it's like Morse code that I'm not worth the time!
If I'm not erect, I'll soon regret all the looks that pass me by
Can't let it dissipate! Must compensate, hey girl you like this flex?
Her smile goes placid, now I’m flaccid—could it get any worse for Leks?

Leks Full Seven Inch

GET GOONING!

simp!

Sends a gift sub, now he thinks he's hot shit. (Bruh...)

Thought you could keep up with that weak ass cheer? (Nah...)

in -MY- stream? (Bruh...)

You call -THAT- simping? (Nah...)

No aura (ha-ha-ha...) no skills...

Let me break it down for you real slow...

[Verse 1]

I see you in the chat, throwing nickels and dimes.
I’m out here buying throne lists, front of the line.
Think that will get her attention? You must be feelin' deranged.
The simping you be sendin' is barely chump change.

Cheer a hundred bits?- I’m dropping a thou,
I be flexin that leaderboard, WHO’S YOUR KING NOW?

[Chorus]

SO GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GOON SLAYER! Top tax payer!
Simpin' from shadows, fiendish heart breaker!
I’m the GOONSLAYER! The lord of fiends!
Meeting my bankroll? IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ya never on my level, take a seat and set the stage
Y'better revel to the devil, THIS BITCH GETTIN' PAID!

[Verse 2]
I’m in shoutouts, she knows my name,
You’re in her DMs, screamin’ in vain!
Five dollars a month? That’s barely a taste—
I empty out that wishlist till it runs out of space!

I buy the tier threes, the stream loots, the packs,
You still beggin' for a gift sub? You rats stay back!
I own the collection, you just got scraps!

[Chorus]

SO GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GOON SLAYER! Top tax payer!
Simpin' from shadows, fiendish heart breaker!
I’m the GOONSLAYER! The lord of fiends!
Meeting my bankroll? IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ya never on my level, take a seat and set the stage
Y'better revel to the devil, THIS BITCH GETTIN' PAID!

[Bridge]

Oh, you thought love was free?
You thought you had a flex?
While you beg for attention…
I'm writin' her CHECKS.

Kneel to the goonslayer!
I fund her lifestyle, you can't ever relate.
I hold the power, I dictate her fate.
she's sending me cheers, knows my name!

(you’re just another faceless rat in shame…)

[Chorus]

SO GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GOON SLAYER! Top tax payer!
Simpin' from shadows, fiendish heart breaker!
I’m the GOONSLAYER! The lord of fiends!
Meeting my bankroll? IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ya never on my level, take a seat and set the stage
Y'better revel to the devil, THIS BITCH GETTIN' PAID!

[Outro]

Flex! Flex! Flex! Flex!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

I'M HER TAX PAYER, I'M HER TOP PLAYER!

You better watch out, cause I'mma bout to cut through.

I'm the Goonslayer and I'm comin' for you!

Get Gooning - GOONSLAYER

Get Gooning - GOONSLAYER

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