It's her magical belief in the magnificence of the Mass Effect 3 ending

I agree with Gavin but it was going from Bloodborne back to Dark Souls 2. It was not a pile of misery from the overall difficulty, but it was pure depression from the synthetic quality to it. It basically took all the cheap tricks from dark souls 1 and gave it to every single enemy in the entire game, even the enemies that should not have the abilty to do perfect tracking because their movesets are meant to be slow one hit kill moves.

That might have been the best thing i've heard, ever.

some amazing accidental harmonizing by Laurak

This is the part where we pretend we *love* Gavin's singing

lauras arvument here is piss in my opinion

retronauts

We’re gonna bring the flavor.

Games we played this week include: 
Outriders (13:20)
Anthem (27:15)
Absolute Drift: Zen Edition (37:30)
Curse of the Dead Gods (42:20)
Pokérom (52:10)
Werewolf: The Apocalypse Earthblood (58.30)
God's Trigger (1:03:30)
Blood Roots (1:06:20)
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (1:07:20)

News things talked about in this episode:
Six Days in Fallujah publisher now says project is "inseparable from politics" (8:00)
https://twitter.com/VicturaGG/status/1368924485676527623

Marvel's Avengers developer tries to explain away increased grind (1:09:30)
https://www.reddit.com/r/PlayAvengers/comments/ly2ld5/more_clarification_and_details_on_the_recently/

Microsoft confirms "some" Bethesda games will be full Xbox and PC exclusive (1:17:45)
https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2021/03/09/officially-welcoming-bethesda-to-the-xbox-family/

Denuvo anti-cheat coming to PS5
https://www.siliconera.com/ps5-denuvo-is-now-part-of-the-ps5-tools-and-middleware-program/

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Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

Podquisition 324: Oh My God We’re Back Again

Not to be confused with Microsoft and their exceptional line of products.

Games we played this week include: 
Before I Forget (07:40)
Cadillacs & Dinosaurs (19:45)
Pokémon Snap (21:45)
Undermine (28:25)
Returnal (33:45)
Disc Creatures (45:20)
Tin Star (48:40)

News things talked about in this episode:
Epic v Apple court proceedings begin (50:30)
https://twitter.com/thedextriarchy/status/1389595740519940101

Epic data on user-acquisition costs related to “free” game distribution leaked (1:02:20)
https://www.pcgamer.com/epic-spent-more-than-dollar11m-on-free-games-in-the-first-nine-months-of-giveaways/

Info on quite how huge financially Fortnite has been (1:06:30)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-04-fortnite-earned-usd9bn-in-two-years

How much Epic paid for six months of Borderlands 3 exclusivity (1:07:05)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-04-epics-fully-loaded-borderlands-3-deal-cost-usd146m-for-six-months-of-pc-exclusivity

Sony agreed to cross-play when it could get its beak wet (1:10:25)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-04-epic-boss-says-sony-charges-publishers-a-cross-play-fee-in-certain-circumstances

Microsoft to cut publisher fee to 12% on Windows Game Store (1:14:00)
https://www.theverge.com/2021/4/29/22409285/microsoft-store-cut-windows-pc-games-12-percent

Xbox is improving the framerate of many backward compatible titles (1:16:40)
https://majornelson.com/fpsboost/

Witcher 3 Director resigns and apologizes after investigation finds no wrongdoing (1:17:20)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-05-04/top-director-leaves-embattled-game-developer-cd-projekt

Sony makes a financial investment in Discord, securing it on PS5. (1:21:00)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-04-discord-playstation-integration

New details emerge about last year’s Ubisoft hostage hoax (1:23:15)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-04-30-last-years-ubisoft-hostage-hoax-reportedly-the-work-of-notorious-rainbow-six-cheater

5 CDPR bosses take home nearly $30m in bonuses. (1:28:05)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2021-04-30/cyberpunk-managers-still-win-big-bonuses-after-shoddy-game-launch

Bobby Kotick takes a meaningless 50% pay cut. (1:28:30)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-04-30-activision-blizzard-boss-bobby-kotick-takes-a-50-percent-pay-cut-but-could-still-earn-millions-in-bonuses

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Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

Podquisition 332: Moldy Singlets

Do not attempt the stunts performed on this show in your own home.

Games we played this week include: 
Resident Evil Village (13:45)
Mass Effect Legendary Edition (22:20)
Monster Sanctuary (32:00)
Dragon Quest Builders 2 (34:00)
The Outer Worlds (35:30)
Pine (41:15)

News things talked about in this episode:
Ubisoft still hasn’t addressed the system of abuse at their studios (45:15)
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2021-05-18-ubisoft-has-reportedly-made-minimal-changes-following-abuse-allegations

Ubisoft also has a bad art contest you shouldn’t enter (52:20)
https://www.thegamer.com/assassins-creed-valhalla-tattoo-competition-ubisoft-spec-work/

Unused Lady Dimitrescu voice file found to be very hot (56:25)
https://www.thegamer.com/cut-lady-dimitrescu-voice-line-good-girl/

Epic v Apple devolves to porno finger-pointing (57:45)
https://twitter.com/thedextriarchy/status/1394701570080743427

Redacted testimony points to Xbox Game Pass coming to Switch (1:01:45)
https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1394618302475931649


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Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

Podquisition 334: Covered in Gamer Goo

Crendor and Jesse have watched Divergent and Rage. Please to enjoy their retelling of these "fantastic" movies... oh and a woman is sold for an iphone. 

Cox n' Crendor: Monday, September 22nd 2014

In this episode, the boys discover the power of addiction on all it's fascinating levels. Also Jesse and Crendor help you decide what to do with your life and complain about Spain.

Cox n' Crendor: Monday, October 27th 2014

In this episode Crendor insists he should make his own podcast, Jesse shares some stories of his time in Poland, and the boys try to solve the case of the missing lunch meat. 

Episode 101 - The Crendor Show

On this week's show, we cannot resist talking about David Cameron being a naughty boy with a bit of an animal. We also spend some time discussing why you shouldn't do a poo in a bathtub. 

Elsewhere, we chat about a game in which you scrub up naked dudes, SOMA gets some deserved love, and we make fun of Jonathan Blow a little bit. Love ya, Jonny! 

Podquisition Episode 44: David Cameron F*cked A Pig

Can you guess what most of this episode is about? To be honest, if you are sick of hearing about Fallout 4, you might want to just skip this one. It's most of the episode. 

We do find time to talk about Rise of the Tomb Raider as well though. Huh? You like that? Yeah? It's good! 

Podquisition Episode 51: Something Something Fallout 4

On this week's episode, we obviously have to spend some time making fun of the terrible Street Fighter V launch. We also chat about Quantum Break's PC release, and Hideo Kojima's latest chicanery. 

There are a few home truths to be said about the Xbox One, too. Let's put this on the table...

Podquisition Episode 66: The Xbox One Is A Bit Toss

The role of Gavin this week will be played by Loading Ready Run's Graham Stark! 

This episode spends some time talking about virtual reality porn, with hot topics such as golden showers, tupper sex parties, and lemon whores all on the menu. 

We also discuss Far Cry Primal, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, and Laura's notorious trials with Undertale livestreaming. 

Podquisition Episode 67: Come To Our Tupper Sex

We discuss some scenes you may have missed in Uncharted 4 - a lot of sex is involved. 

Also, we chat about Battleborn, Disney Infinity's extinction event, and give you an E3 drinking game that may not be good for you. 

Podquisition Episode 78: Nathan Drake F*cking An Apple

You can brush our hair and undress us anywhere! The gang discusses Homefront: The Revolution which means we also sing Aqua songs for your pleasure. 

There's plenty of gushing about Doom, we talk about *that* bad gameplay video, and we discuss the upcoming Tetris trilogy. 

Oh, and that Assassin's Creed film got a trailer, I suppose. 

Podquisition Episode 79: Barbie Girl

Laura's still on a break, which means Jim gets to teach Gavin all about Pokemon Go! But first, Gav needs to learn about Pokemon. 

Like... the entire premise of Pokemon. 

Elsewhere, we get first Jimpressions of the HTC Vive, there are more YouTuber money shenanigans, and Laura delivers zingers from far away. 

Podquisition Episode 87: I Need More Bulbasaur Candy

It should come as no surprise that the Podquisition gang has plenty to say about Tracer's recent queer revelations (good stuff, obviously). 

Outside of that, Gavin tries to infiltrate the show with sly music talk, the Nintendo Switch got some new patent details, and one of us doesn't think Super Mario Run is very good.

Podquisition Episode 110: Gay

Do you like Animals? Do you enjoy Old Wives Tales? Does expensive cheese and and a warm fire sound inviting? Well then today's episode is for you! I'd explain more, but really there is no explanation that can justify it.

Cox N' Crendor Beta: Wednesday, January 23rd 2013

CaseyExplosion joins the crew for this week's show as your old pal Jim Sterling is sick with flu. Don't worry though - the big sick idiot turns up partway through to complain about being ill. 

Join in the fun and frolics in a nice long episode!

Podquisition 271: Synchronized Peeing

Audio home of The Jimquisition, featuring its lovely little podcast, Podquisition - starring Jim Sterling, Laura Kate, and Conrad Zimmerman!

Podquisition Episode 79: Barbie Girl

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