Because being on track to eventually become a crack markswoman after 8 months is definitely going to help you before you've learnt those skills...this movie man

This is probably a reflection of something that happens to certain other characters in the game

well, if this serialization helps them take some risks like rainbow 6, the crew, steep, for honor and whatever other projects they have, Im all for it.

Fredrik Knudsen also did an episode of his "Down the Rabbit Hole" series about Rajneeshpuram, for those of us who don't have Netflix and/or watch YouTube more often

It's more Ubisoft's patronizing marketing fantasy of millenials rather than a realistic representation of teens or 20 year olds, since publishers love to pretend they understand their target audiences. Young characters written by out-of-touch knobhead studios are always annoying because of that faux-relatability.

Do you want Fed raids? This is how you get Fed raids.

Why do we forget how stupid we were as kids? Because we werent. The stupid ones died and had no kids as a result. The problem is that nowadays we have idiot-proofed so much the idiots still get to have kids.

Alice is definitely better than Jill Valentine. Resident Evil Apocalypse NEEDS you to know that.

Let's see what else this wonderful mess has for us.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Apocalypse

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. 

Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. 

Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.

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The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II

Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean. 

This time, vampire cowboys.

The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance

At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. 

For now.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

"You're locked in here with me" and other cliches!

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman - Agent 47

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The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry 5 - Inside Eden's Gate

The least believable parts of this flick are the actual fantastical elements.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Ready Player One

A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Chasing Ghosts

There are movies that have dated quite badly... and then there's this tale of broken ethics and jawdropping CGI.

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