I would watch/listen/read to a piece about why Heavy Rain is bad. I would really enjoy some long-form in-depth criticism on video games. Plus it would be nice to have a link to send people when I tell them that David Cage is shithouse, and they try that "oh but his early work was good." That doesn't work for Adam Sandler, I'll be damned if it works for David Cage!

Would love to listen to a review of Foodfight by you guys.

Wow...there's nothing that quite describes how great that cutscene is

How do you make your movie have WORSE CGI than the game?

Horses are actually dumb and cruel animals. Their portrayal of "noble" or "friendly" Is entirely fictional and stems from them being used for a multitude of tasks due to their strenght. They not nice creatures at all though. P.S. they did not bother animating horse wounds anyway, when she slashes their legs theres just blood splatter but no wounds.

Actually Nariko letting Kyo die is not character developement. Before she marche to the battle she flatly tells here father that here only family is her sister, hence Kyo is not part of her family/clan and therefore can die.

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The Spin-off Doctors: Assassin's Creed

You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tekken

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.

At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000

I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. 

Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!

The Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution

The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what's happening when computers are evil and stuff.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tron

Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean. 

This time, vampire cowboys.

The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance

What happens when one Nobel Prize isn't enough? 

This happens.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life

On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. 

Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.

The Spin-off Doctors: Heavenly Sword (2014)

This podcast was a terrible mistake and we're all very sorry.

The Spin-off Doctors: Onechanbara - Bikini Samurai Squad

It's about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree.

The Spin-off Doctors: eXistenZ

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The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry

At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. 

For now.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

The Spin-off Doctors: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

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