They make one quick full-second jump-cut to him post shooting. Looking static, but not looking like he's being electrocuted. So... yeah... another loose end not tied up.

Agreed; none of this makes a sensible ending. That's why this isn't the ending. 47's closing interaction with Mike tries to tie things up as 47 being the antagonist telling the protagonist they lost. With the format taken for the film; it's the only possible explanation. Which only rubs salt in the wound that is the rest of the movie.

Wait... you paid $3.99 to rent this on Amazon? Jimmy... it's on Dailymotion for free...

This is not that bad movie compared to that zombie movie.

This scene never fails to strike me as bullshit. "Hitman" claims that he shot the dude over 4 km away. Even if he was using a .300 winmag he would still not be able to hit the man, let alone score a headshot. If he would have even been able to hit his target, the extreme angle of fire would mean that the bullet would come in fast enough to rip the target to pieces ( if you have the stomach for it, look up what .50 BMG long range shots do to targets). Of all the bullshit in this movie, this is what I consider the most pungent

I'm growing crops in Stardew right now.  Coincidence.

Join your old friends Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman as they get elbow-deep in licensed videogame material. Movies, TV shows, comics (but mostly movies), the doctors are here to examine.

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Join your old friends Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman as they get elbow-deep in licensed videogame material. Movies, TV shows, comics (but mostly movies), the doctors are here to examine. 

This week, we start with 2002's Resident Evil, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring Milla Jovovich. 

She kicked a zombie unconscious. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil

"You created it all so you could live forever. Why?"

Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll's classic cinematic dog turd. 

Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega's island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever. 

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead

Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products. 

Oh, and don't worry... we spend quite some time talking about THAT little first-person segment. You know the one. 

The Spin-off Doctors: DOOM

Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. 

These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that's just like Rush Hour. 

Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It's brilliant. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie

In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. 

Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters? 

Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)

A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. 

Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day. 

The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne

What happens when a videogame turns into The Warriors for children? Robert Patrick gets amazing hair is what!

Double Dragon is one of the more curious videogame movies out there, and it's oddly worth watching. 

Let's see what the Movie Boys have to say about it! 

The Spin-off Doctors: Double Dragon

Alice is definitely better than Jill Valentine. Resident Evil Apocalypse NEEDS you to know that.

Let's see what else this wonderful mess has for us.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Apocalypse

It's time to enjoy the adventures of the Definitely Persian Prince of Persia. 

Oh, and Ben Kingsley's back, putting in another full-effort performance. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Prince of Persia

Your Movie Boys take their first trip to the Town That Takes, discussing the sexiness of Pyramid Head, the stupidity of our protagonist, and the problems with casting an uncreepy child as a creepy child. 



The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill

Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed. 

DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly not terrible. In fact, it's actually rather funny. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Or Alive

The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence. 

Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat.

The Spin-off Doctors: The Last Starfighter

Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie? 

Let's discuss the jokes and the goofs in this violent jawdropper, while comparing it to how unfunny Pixels is.

The Spin-off Doctors: Postal

At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. 

For now.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

"You're locked in here with me" and other cliches!

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman - Agent 47

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The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)

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