@custom-rap-battles: thought you used to complain about fallout being used 'too frequently'

@travrinity2: it's justin's real life friend frank summers

This battle was superb, I can't wait for the vid. Dovakhin's last 4 lines in his first verse was probably the best Matteo has done in my opinion. Also, the lyrics say "Now your hacking computers" just to let you know.

gjfsdjkabdsjfadjsznfsjkdsjfb so looking forward to the video

can u get rid of image (Image is kind of bad no offence)

The Predator vs. Jack Krauser - Royale Rap battle!


JustGamer as The Predator 


Belle Beniko as Jack Krauser 


Writers: King ducky, E-Man, Futur3f1lmm4k3r


Flow Test by Joosh


Art by Grasman


Cover art by Jort


Mixed by Jort


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


The Predator:

So I'm up against Wesker's puppy dog who's not worth a quarter?!

Well then again soldiers are only supposed to follow orders

Try to gain the power of B.O.W's for yourself dude?

Well you definitely got the B.O but not the W!!! 


I'm the apex! A true hunter who disposes of all their enemies 

You kidnapped the president's daughter yet can't kill a Kennedy?

Your personality is boring like the place that you died in

Bet you'll bomb up on the track like Military Island!


Jack Krauser:

Pain emits from my disses whenever I spew my quips

Schwarzanagger gave your franchise a try but after the first flick he dipped!

I've went my separate ways with Leon but I wouldn't say that I'm mean

Unlike a separate battle of yours this fight won't be pg thirteen


Man, you got Bob Marley’s hair and General Grievous teeth

When you open up your mouth, all I hear is “General Kenobi!”

Yet you think you can outflow me with a voice thats oh so dopey 

Can't even speak English in the movies, so how can you roast me?


Creators tried too hard to make you terrific which instead made you basic

Now your just a tasteless slasher, no reboot could ever save this

Also, you know that most fans of yours are four, right?

Who only probably knows you cuz you collabed with Fortnite!


The Predator:

That mutated arm does not look terrifying, it looks really silly!

Probably gained it from all that time wanking your King Willy

It's hysterical, this ex-soldier thinks he can hurt and beat me

With a verse that is weak, see even worse than his CG!


Jack Krauser

The ending of your first film left me and you completely stumped

Like why didn't you try to fight back instead of blowing up!? (Dumb!)

I'll wipe the floor with your gore and spread your skin along my door 

I fought in The War on Terror, but that ugly mug scares me more!


Predator: 

Think you can win? What, can you punch boulders, geez

Your ego must be larger than your shoulders sheesh!

I'm extremely competitive and I can even turn invisible 

While your fight is repetitive and completely predictable!


Tried to flex your pecs that you have got!

Ada wasn't impressed so pulled out the glock

Popped holes in ya chest, down falls the juggernaut 

Then shot you dead now your starting to rot

All the battles in the game you've fought

Always ended with your embarrassing loss

Has the blandest design that RE has got! (True)

Plus your relevancy? Everyone's already forgot! (You)


So if you wanted to battle 

shouldn't have packed up your wack flows

And thrown away all your trash roast

My throne awaits, I'll be back though

After this loser gets clapped yo

With his very own compact bow

He'll be blasted to his crap home

Back inside Wesker's shadow!


So better scurry out of here buddy, we both know that your taking the loss

Won't even need my cannons, a couple knife swipes could finish you off


Jack Krauser:

I'll pop thousand of lead pellets in ya and leave ya for the undead

That thing is so gigantic. You could fit four heads into your forehead!

The Predator vs. The Alien was a horrific, terrible abomination

Let's be real; you were only trying to ride the fame of Freddy vs Jason!


Some kids that get in your way, slow down your killing motor?

I'm trashing on this clown, call me a Predator Poacher!

I can't believe people watch your movies and keep their sanity

I'd say I dropped bombs on you, but it runs in the family! (heh)






The Predator vs. Jack Krauser - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. JustGamer & Belle Beniko]


Step into the golden era of hip-hop with MC B-LoCk & The Fresh Crew’s “Block Party” 🎤✨.
This album is a time machine back to the 1980s—boomboxes blasting, breakdancers spinning, cassette tapes popping, and the streets alive with rhythm. From the high-energy vibes of “Fresh Step” and “Triple Dutch Bus”, to the smooth late-night flow of “Golden Kick Nights”, all the way to the finale anthem “Star Flow”—this is not just music, it’s a movement.

Every track is built for party vibes, freestyle energy, and that feel-good funk that makes you wanna get up and dance. Whether you grew up in the era or you’re discovering it for the first time—this album is about unity, rhythm, and the pure soul of hip-hop.

#OldSchoolHipHop #GoldenEraBeats #BreakdancerVibes #BoomboxEnergy #CassetteKings #NightRiders #StarFlow #FreshStep #GoldenKickNights #TripleDutchBus #BattleReady #BoomTapeExpress #BreakingNightVision #MagicWandGroove #BoomboxGospel #HipHopHistory #RetroRap #ViralHipHop #SoundCloudExclusive #HotList #HipHopForever #RapLegends #PartyStarter #DanceFloorFire #BboyStyle #GraffitiBeats #MicMasters #TurntableMagic #DJLife #MCFlow #HipHopMovement #StreetAnthem #ViralTrack #TrendingNow #SoundCloudViral #OldSchoolRap #80sVibes #BlockPartyAnthem

Pop it Lock It Mc Block & The Fresh Crew Old School Hip Hop Party

Here is a song that I made about me feeling sorry for you pussy niggaz….🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

My Condolences - Apollo (Engineered by Baby Zeus)

Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

iTunes Link: http://apple.co/1SG8IgB

@mat4yo as Dovahkiin (Skyrim)
@jmbraps as The Lone Wanderer (Fallout)

DOVAHKIIN
Alchemixin' my lyrics, now there's a rap track brewin'!
I'll be spitting fire with the dragon tongue in which I'm fluent
Give Miraak a whack, and Alduin's in ruins
Harkon's far gone all thanks to my doing
Try seven thousand ways but you can’t STEP to this
Packing amulets that make even your Three Bitch hitched
Get ‘em to Broadcast this murder from the 101! 
Breaking News: 
"our games will be the same when I bring in my guns"
Your run in with your vault chick could've gone a lot smoother
With your imperfect future that didn’t really suit her
Now you're hackin' computers, like a brotherhood trooper
But I've seen fewer tumors hanging ‘round in the sewers


LONE WANDERER
Started with baby steps, a legend since I was born
Spittin' bombs like Megaton's, now I'm facing a unicorn
Wrote a guide, saved towns, a one man army-for hire
Keep your spells Dovy; I'll set worlds on fire!
You can’t retaliate, I’m leaving this worthless frog beat
Serve you into little tiny pieces, Dogmeat
Steppin' up to me, and a war is what you're facin' bro
You know that I’m Rad! I was on the damn radio!
And I'm rockin' the VATS; droppin' scum like Vault Security!
This waste of space will face my verbal Project Purity!
One charge and I'll Shishkebab your weak sword play
I'll bet  those Nordic furries like the Sweet-Roll Play!


DOVAHKIIN
Ugh, that whole verse you spat was a Bloody Mess
You Intelligence is zero, so let me readress 
You'll find victory Elsweyr; for war, you’re too young!
I Crack dovah skulls open with the power of my lungs
I will blow your companions with a FUS RO DAH
while your Dogmeat romancing ‘against his FUR OH GOD! 
This guy's daddy ran from home and he can’t find his flow
and his loss will forever keep this Wanderer a Lone

LONE WANDERER
Huff...I’ve heard Wadsworth tell me a better joke
I'm crafting man-made weapons while you're a toe-sucking bloke
I'll send you flying to Oblivion, it must be uncommon
'cause I know you don't get to the Cloud District very often
I can fix my reputation after countless crimes
You’re a viking straight from daycare, always screaming all the time
Didn't need skill points to have this battle on lock!
Done justice to this scum, now get back on the chopping block!

Fallout vs Skyrim

IcerM as Max Headroom Incident
Vladimyr P. as Wyoming Incident

PROLOGUE:
Anchor (Light): A Tornado just formed in west side of the community.. seems it’s quiet the Frenzy out here.. oh wait.. never mind, we’re good.. uh.. Anyways, now to Dustin with the news about ERB, Dustin?

Anchor (Dustin): Thank you, Light. It has been confirmed that ERB will SR-be returning in 2018….(cut off)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bFGrbyEatEpCOqOVKY7KpTXK17JmX3USsTbAp2BMki4

EPILOGUE:
Anchor (Dustin): If you’re wondering what just happened, ...so are we..

Writers: Will, 8_Bit, Ryan Tillotson, and Vlad
Cover Art made by: Brodecai
Audio Mixed by: Vlad
Beat Produced by: Audio Network
--------------------
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w2faw/
Flow Test: https://picosong.com/w2ria

Max Headroom Incident vs Wyoming Incident. Sinister Rap Battles

Max Headroom Incident vs The Wyoming Incident. Sinister Rap Battles

Starring
JRoyalVA as Frollo
Titanium1208 as Gaston

Frollo:
You should know, I don’t take kindly to peasants
It’d be wise to fall to your knees again, in my presence
Your gang of ruffians are nothing next to my amassed power  
And may the Lord have mercy once I show Belle my Tower
Forced marriage, locked her dad in a carriage, and what’s next?
You treat every woman like you’ve turned them into objects
Drop the facade, and ask anyone that knew you
It’s obvious you only wanted to see LeFooFoo

Gaston:
Are you sure that creature's not your son? Seems like your looks passed on
The Festival's over, so why’s this grandpa got his mask on?
I’ll fight any gargoyle, down to every last one
Cuz no one quite rocks the mic like Gaston

Townsfolk:
GASTON 

Gaston:
This matchup's beastly, I expect an atonement
Do you know who I am? I deserve a better opponent
LeFou! Remove the fool grovelling at my feet
The townsfolk will dub my verses “Beauty and the Beat”

Frollo:
Looks indeed are deceiving; although you look firm,
You’re grumpy cause you didn’t get to put the worm in bookworm 
I’ll rid this fight of vice and sin, which means your rage that lies within
When I spit Hellfire, this Gypsy will be fried and binned

Gaston:
You pulled a Gothel; raised a baby in cobble, but who's the loner?
The child or the man who burnt cities 'cuz he had a boner?
Build your wicked Frollo Baggins schemes in other bouts
So begone! I’ll help another looney old man... out!

Frollo vs Gaston. CMRB

YT Link: https://youtu.be/iUiV0fle18c

Vladimyr P. as Sonic.EXE
Boris as Herobrine

(0:10)
WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
SONIC.EXE
AGAINST
HEROBRINE
BEGIN

(0:20) Sonic.EXE:
Sonic R-aps, and attacks, so you better watch your back
You’re a square tryna face something that is always on the track
take your childish insults and throw em back into the dirt
Then I’ll bury the remains, just to suffocate a twerp
I’m the fastest thing alive and even faster on this mic
You better watch your blocky head or it’ll end on a pike!
Take a Steve model kids, and put some bleach in his eyes
You’re a sellout, not a hero..brine R.I.P your shrine

(0:40) Herobrine:
I’ll stack this file with the pigs, after his neck’s snapped back
This track running maniac’s getting burnt on a track
With HP levels of this freak, he could get beat by fallen trees
But I don't wanna go against someone who stole an MP3!
You’re empty inside? Man, just look into my eyes!
I don’t need to (w)rap up disses just to make this pasta die!
You best pray to win this, you’re riding MY bandwagon!
It seems that you’ve lost this round, so, you wanna try again?

(1:00) Sonic.EXE:
Trying again is not needed since I DON’T NEED A ROUND TWO-
beat a disgrace to creepypastas, man, what can you even do?
Lurk out in the distance? And place signs all around?
So read this, your eyes can’t shine six feet through the ground

(1:10) Herobrine:
That verse was so damn awful, it's like i’ve seen it before
You’d wish you’d never been born once you taste my diamond sword
Now this fraud’ll bow down to ME once you spot me in the distance
With your win in my hand, i’ll throw it out like your existence


(1:20) Sonic.EXE:
I know you wouldn’t agree that your disses fall flat
But it’s no wonder that your mod is run by 10 year old brats
And on my server’s list, you’ll be next to execute
It’s rich to try and take control, when your own brother removed you

(1:30)
Herobrine:
You’re as common as they come, my victories like diamond ore
No wonder you’re a trollpasta, your whole story was a bore!
Now leave the world I’ve crafted, nothing you do matters
‘Cause after all, we’re both figments within our own masters

(1:40)
WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Boris, and Jake G.
Audio Mixed by Vlad
Thumbnail made by Vlad
Beat Produced by: 2Deep

Sonic.EXE vs Herobrine. Sinister Rap Battles

What's up boys, we are back with an audio release for some fun! Today we got the legendary Japanese terror, Godzilla, against former President of the United States, Harry Truman, enjoy!

CAST:
Freshy Kanal as Godzilla
Raichous as Harry Truman

LYRICS:
Godzilla:
I’m the pinnacle reptile, call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to backup my rhyme skill, second to none
I’m a mic Destroyah, but we already knew I spit fire
Here’s a Fair Deal: I won’t crush you if you retire
You’re puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
You’re as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch, even the Avengers couldn’t harm me
Now I’m dunkin’ on your raps like I did to Charles Barkley
There’s not a single thing you’ve done that’s ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to be elected to office
You’ve got nothing to say, but this Monsterverse was legendary
You can’t beat this, so go on then, give me hell, Harry

Truman:
I was sipping bourbon when I was called to fight an iguana
Now it’s time to tip the scales on a stuntman in a condom
I’m a True Man; I speak my mind, just look through the Doctrine
And I’m not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already, print says Truman beats Godzilla
‘Cause despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from CPS, I see
But that freak of kid's defense is likely throwing his eggs at me

Godzilla:
Kaiju not tell when you’re outmatched? I’m known for wiping out armies
So this ancient waste of office space could never hope to scar me
After one shitty season, it's time to end the Truman Show
‘Cause I’ve tore down your rhymes like I devastated Tokyo

Truman:
I'm not exactly the one to hinder upon the churches
but your revival did that for me, by rendering the God worthless
I haberdashed your chances of a Resurgence of rhymes
As I plunged your ass back in the sea for the final time

Godzilla:
Eisen-howah ‘bout you retreat? Or I’ll just end your term early
You’d need an Oxygen-Destroyer to pardon this turkey
The King of Monsters just sent another peasant straight to jail
This old man’s just frustrated 'cause, like his organs, he failed

Truman:
I’m a seasoned veteran; you’re a brine-spitting toad
Even Dewey could defeat you. There’s your headline, Chicago
So I’ll seal the deal against this threat from the Far East
I spit phat rhymes to beat you, now a fat man to kill this beast

Beat by: Allrounda
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Cover by: Commander Jacob
Art by: Cyancoat Enzo

Godzilla Vs Harry Truman| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Welcome to the first bonus battle from Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Chao as Arthur
Jacob as Arnold
garbageGothic as Helga
Matthew, Commander Jacob, Fightmarker, Astro, Geon, Underscores, Dustin, & MetaMachine as “Hey!”

Lyrics:
Arthur:
Hey!
It used to be a wonderful day
Until a kilt wearing football was thrown in my way!
This aardvark drops bars hard going up
Against Stewie Griffin from All Grown Up
Both our shows aired on the same day in '96
But remind me, which premiere truly became a mighty hit?
Not the World’s Greatest Gleeper who just took my design
Just to get a slice of the slice-of-life pot pie!

Arnold:
A ham-fisted verse? Don't let a fella get cocky
I know you'll hate this rapping, like you're Helga Pataki
Gerald once told me the story of the Ghost Bride
Though the horrors in that couldn’t compare to your first design
Always dreaming of becoming a celebrity? Well peep this
You'll never be popular, you fit more on the geek list
I can tell you're gonna mumble in your verse right after
'Cause you've dropped the ball harder than all of my voice actors

Arthur:
Oh Arnold, your series isn’t even worth the bother
While you were at jump street, I made friends with Mr. Rogers
You came up short, man. Like Binky, you can’t throw hands
I’mma leave you like your parents; alone with your gramps

Arnold:
You’ve over-egged the tapioca, while I got two hit movies
Can’t wake up to the facts? You must be hitting up the smoothies
That belittling was worse than when you hit your little sis
I might as well call this Arthur’s Big Sh-
Helga:
Arnold!

Written by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Underscores, Brodecai, & Adroitwhiz

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Dustin & Light

Beat by George Georgia of Audio Network

Arthur vs Arnold. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Mancha (UBERocity) as Nick Wilde
Nekomancer as Legoshi

Beat Produced by: Bob Bradley and Terry Devine-King
Written by: Dani Frias, Legengo and MetaMachine
Chiseled by: Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Paige

Lyrics:

Nick:
I thought a pawpsicle would maybe put you in your place
But you really wanna start with me to think you’ll save face
If you really thought that predator and prey would come together and sing kumbaya
Well, this is not the case
You see, I’m not falling for all the horny people in Beastars
Especially since you’re in here with what the beat stars
But nonetheless, I’ll hand over the mic for some echos
‘cause Legoshi just stepped in something worse than on a lego

Legoshi:
You sound like your sloth friend, dragging in for just a joke
Someone get the fox repellent ‘fore the artist starts to choke
But even if you did take that off you’ll be stuck last
‘cause I’m pretty sure those bars came from a skunk’s ass
I’m getting real sick of your garbage, so take note
I’m hunting prey while you use that thought as a scapegoat
You’re not slick, Nick, you should’ve ditched this
Rapping for you’s just another failed business

Nick:
Look at this; the theater kid is trying to be smart
Take my pen if you were really in a hustle, sweetheart
This big bad wolf needs a bone for his back
He got labeled as a killer but he couldn’t kill the track

Legoshi:
Hm, maybe that’s why your movie went down to ashes
Avoided making good lines like they were taxes
But it’s your word against yours, and the disses here are plain
I’m on top of you, Wilde, and this ain’t even the food chain

Nick:
You can leave being on top to the bunnies
Did you know my comic wasn’t canon, dummy?
Yeah, It’s cute that you had a pet beetle out the movie set
Animal Crossing over with Legoshi and Juliet
Throw tomatoes at this hoax, that’s what the class thought
I’ve seen better fights in your mind all for the class thot
That’s just real life, kid, only cats are known to stack some
But be the pussy you are and take that verse from act one

Legoshi:
That was really all you said? All that I could hear were muffles
My savage led to here and your savage led you to muzzles
Quit the trouble, I’m tired of this furry’s dirty floors
You’re a cop, alright, tending to enforce rule thirty-four
and you’re also one to talk about rabbits, funny
Lived a life of crime but chucked it to snitch for a bunny
We may be dogs, Jacka-ss, but I’ll do what a goat will
You already ran the streets, but on the track, you’re just roadkill

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