rap battles

Bet you weren't expecting this.....

B-Lo Lorbes as Shigeru Miyamoto
Justin Buckner as Gabe Newell
VideoGameRapBattles as Mario and Scout

Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 36.

Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack

Mordecai - Frenzy
Rigby - Anthony

CARTOON MADE RAP BAAAAAAAATLES SEASON 2!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN
VS
MORDECAI AND RIGBY 
2
BEGIN

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You in for another round, well then we better start dissing!
D:
They look yum! Roast Racoon and Kentucky Fried Chicken!?
G:
Your shows name is right cause you’re regular and boring,
D:
Don’t watch your first episode you’ll end up snoring!
G:
You know whats better than you're crap, YOUR MOM
D:
Go back to playing punchies because you’re too dumb to face us!
G:
You’re anything but fine! Welcome to my amazing world, bitch!
D:
We’ll leave you in a bigger depression than when you got dumped by Margret. 

Mordecai:
Oooooooh! These twerps think they can talk shit?
We’ve been around longer, you’ll never get Penny, so quit!
In fact you don’t know shit about love, I’m an expert...
And if you dare mention her, you’re going to get hurt!
You’re a god damn bunny thing with a talking fish as a friend

Obviously no one liked you so you had to play pretend!
Dodge or Dare? I dare you to admit your defeat!
I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna go get a sandwich with cheese!

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You need to buffin up, take some lessons from muscleman
D:
And you need to actually get some work done! Oh wait, you can’t!
G:
Benson has a point, you guys lazy dude obsessed “things”
D:
Not even the deathbear can amount to the pain we’ll bring!
G:
Come back here blue birdy, you two are not going anywear.
D:
I’m going to destroy your lives that you risked for some stupid chairs!
G:
You're futures so dull, shades won’t make it any brighter!
Both:
Think you're little hamboning is cool, well you’re getting more stupider!

Rigby:
How in the H are we going to fix these two messes?
You know you wanna suck the power, so it’s best you confess it! 
We got a sucker fish who likes to suck on his friend’s gumballs
And we got a bunny rabbit faggot, who’s ego is so small...
You're mother is fucking crazy, how much hate can you take?
Chilling and grilling you will be better than FREE CAKE!
STOP TALKING! I’ll run over you with our golf cart, make you butthurt!
Shove some cheese curls in my trash hole, you two little turds!

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOUUUU DECIDEEE!
EPIC - OOOOOOHHHH - CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!

Mordecai And Rigby vs Gumball And Darwin 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Frenzy as Johnny Bravo
B-Lo Lorbes as Quagmire

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
QUAGMIRE!
VERSUS!
JOHNNY BRAVO!
BEGIN!

Johnny Bravo:
I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army
You're just a pedophile who thinks he can harm me
I came, I saw, then I broke your hip and beat you up
You can't beat the brave Bravo, since it'll be tough
Once I beat you up, I'll make sure to not get your blood on my hair
But I can't complain since I'm fighting a guy who's virginity's going nowhere
Just admit it little pussy, you think I'm pretty
When you're done, it'll be a party, do the monkey with me!

Quagmire:
Well I have a question, why are you here?
You’re just a blonde guy who loves himself, so I’ll make you disappear 
Try to face Quagmire, and I'll leave you destroyed
This battle will be done before you take your next steroid
You're all bulk and no bite, with hair bigger than your dick
So conceited, even Little Suzy thinks you're a prick!
I'll cheat you like Pops, your chances are weak, dude 
Your last name is what your fans will say after I beat you

Johnny Bravo:
Wooaaah, Momma! Quaggy came in hitting hard!
It's too bad all his neighbors think he's a perverted retard
Stop trying to show people your woody, it’s clear I got the biggest log
Face it, the only thing you could hit was your neighbor's dog

Quagmire:
Well at least I have a job at flying pilots
While you’re just an Elvis wannabe who thinks he’s a stylist
You’ll always be forever ‘cause no girl wants to see your willy
You thought you had a chance against me? Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *giggity giggity giggity* RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 35

Sonic - Fel
Road Runner - Zack

Sonic:
This speedy hedgehogs here to put an end to this,
Chick with not style and slickly outrunning, I’m Sega’s greatest hit!
Been in it it since the nineties, straight from the green hill zone
When rapping against this blue blur, you’re too slow!
Even smash bros wanted me, I brang Mario to his feet!
Meep Meep, prick, nintendon’t think you can win against me.
Call me the coyote but this time catching you will be no sweat! 
You think you’re fast?!... You ain’t seen nothing yet!

Road Runner:
“Meep Meep” BITCH, I’ll be road running over you!
I’ll crack you like an Egg-Man, Hedgehogs ain’t blue!
You’re going to need some help from tails to touch this!
Cause you're crappy disses are even more shit than Sonic 06! (OOOHHH)
You dropped your chilly dog this time, this is finders keepers!
I can run faster than this spiked prick and I don’t need no sneakers!
You could never catch me, so just give up now, 
Once I put you to sleep you’ll literally be Sonic “Underground”  (MEEP MEEP)

Sonic:
You’re not Fast and Furry-ous! Just go back to the zoo.
With the power of the chaos emeralds, now I’ll show you!

Super Sonic:  
I’m super sonic, super speed, rhymes so fast, youwant’ a piece of me?
Make you bleed, till you’re on you're feet, Zipping along, turn you to KFC
Toxic Rhymes, Spat so fine, hope you don’t mind, but you’re taking some time.
While you’re out of breath, I’ll be hoping you’re alright right at the finish line

Sonic:
Ran out of rings, but that doesn’t matter, you fucking idiot...
You should be called Road Walker, cause you can’t run for shit!

Road Runner:
You’re stuck in someone else's Shadow, even if you're super saiyan you can’t win.
All your friends are so cliche, where do I even damn begin?
You’ve got the average creepy chick who’s always getting herself in trouble,
A strong dumb brute who for some reason has spikes on his knuckles,
You’ve got a smart side kick nerd with some cheesy lines for laughs.
and finally a fat evil genius with a perfectly commend mustache!
like your “original” fan characters; you’ll have no where left to run!
You should've understood, standing up to me, that’s no good!



 

Road Runner vs Sonic. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

The End Of You (FNAF Mimic Song)

@mancha-4 as Chica
Logan Loehrer as Bonnie
@jmbraps as Foxy
@erboi as Freddy
@joshua-tomlin-1 as SCP-087
@stofferex as SCP-049
@videogamerapbattles as SCP-107
@ciaran-mcginn as SCP-173

Rap Battle
The SCP Foundation vs Five Nights at Freddy’s
Begin!

Chica:
Let’s eat! These SCPs don’t have a clue what they’ve done
We’ll grind you up, take you down before you see the sun

Bonnie:
You’re all Euclid bitches trying to step to real horrors
Let’s see how safe you feel when you can’t close your doors

Foxy:
Ahoy mateys, do you hear my foot steps on the ground 
I’ll hook up these SCPs to show I’m the scariest around

Freddy:
Your power’s running out; play dead all you want
But you’ll know there’s no way out when I start playing my song

SCP-087:
The SCP’s are here, get ready to get your neck snapped
These robots will be breaking down, now to finish this crap

SCP-049:
I can’t believe we’re battling a fox, bear, chicken, and a bunny
You Chuck E’ Cheese ripoffs can never get past these SCP MC’s

106:
Slaughter you and your guard, there shall be no witness
Your filthy pizza place ain’t the only thing going out of business

SCP-173:  
Blink, I dare you, you scum are no where near elucid 
I’d give you respect, if your game wasn’t so stupid

(Freddy) We’ll be running down the corridor, giving many gamers fright
(Bonnie) We’re draining the power, you’ll never survive the night!
(Chica) Super Creepy Pastas? And you call our game stupid, ha!
(Foxy) (Arrrr) You won’t see us coming when you can’t see the security cameras 
(Bonnie) Don’t try to close the door on us (Freddy) or you’ll be jump scared
(Foxy) I read your pastas; they sucked! (Chica) You’re not going anywhere
(Bonnie) Static on the screen, (Freddy) watch out, (Foxy) ain’t you cute!
(All) You couldn’t stay alive for 1 night, now we’ll stuff you in a bear suit


(173) You guys still wanna fight us? Well this should be fun
(049) Better step back before these animals become DATA EXPUNGED!
(106) Wipe the blood off your face, you’re all just a disgrace!
(087) This battle will end when you walk up my staircase
(106) This’ll be your time Freddy (087) we won’t be sending you to heaven
(173) We’ll be ripping all your heads off (049) like that girl in ‘87
(087) And now for your next show, (049) our rhymes will murder (173) you old abominations
(All) You guys can never compare, to the SCP Foundation!

Who Won?
You Decide!
Stay Tuned For The Next Rap Battle!



Five Nights At Freddy's vs The SCP Foundation

@erboi as Freddy
@stofferex as SCP-049 and Foxy
@mancha-4 as Chica
@lyrical-warfare1 as Bonnie
@mat4yo as SCP-096 and Mangle
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Balloon Boy
@vinnyot as Marionette
@joshua-tomlin-1 as SCP-087
@froggy7771 as SCP-106
@ciaran-mcginn as SCP-173
@erbocb as SCP-682 
@metalfire-2 as SCP-035
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as SCP-701
@blingface as SCP-____-J
@jmbraps as Kain Pathos Crow
@flamingguitar14 as Phone Guy
@videogamerapbattles as Mike Schmidt

(SCP-173) Time for another curbstomp, so we’ll finish this for good
(SCP-087) With brute force, we’ll terrorize more than you ever could
(SCP-106) You trilogy won’t ever catch up to our Secure Containment Breach!
(SCP-049) Your franchise's an even worse cash cow than Call of Duty!
(087) See this through our eyes, (173) you’re nothing to what we’ve achieved
(106) We broke out of captivity, (049) but in your place? you’ll never leave
(173) We’ll strangle you purple, (087) and then break your neck with these disses
(106) Then escape without a trace and take out the witnesses
(682) If there is an ounce of enjoyment with your crap, (701) then it’s been lost
Probably under all your porn, (035) where your fans jerk off
(096) Listen Freddy, take your glitched up pack of misfits and leave
(All) Because it’s clear to see to us SCP’s, you’ve crossed the wrong team


Five Nights at Freddy’s:
(Bonnie) You think you can escape? This’ll be a long night
(Freddy) I’ve got you in my sights, but don’t worry, I’ll make everything alright
(Chica) Bonnie hit the lights, (Foxy) (Yarr!) I’ll be the one that bites!
(Foxy, Freddy, Chica and Bonnie) Welcome to night 2, I hope you’re ready for a fight!
(Freddy) It hasn't been an hour yet and your time's already running out
(Marionette) Winding up, like a jack in the box, making this a bloody bout
(Freddy) Fighting against us? (Bonnie & Chica) The craziest killer crew?
(Foxy, Freddy, Chica and Bonnie) How many SCP's does it take to know that they'll lose?
(Foxy & Mangle) When we spot you from the corridor (Freddy) LET’S TAG TEAM AND SHOW 
(Marionette) Why it’s not a good idea to be here at night alone
(BB) Oh please, don’t move on my account, let’s have some fun!
(BB) this would be better with the lights off (Marionette) as from the darkness I lunge!

SCPs:
(087) Let’s take ‘em, (049) and break ‘em (-___-J) I’ll do it later…
(682) Tearing up these animals, (173) and putting this chick in an incubator 
(035 and 096) Welcome to our “Horror Box” (106) you’ve stepped too far this time
(All) You’ll find you’ll get weaker at the end of each line

Phone Guy:
Hello? Can you hear me? I’m just here to leave a message
There’s something besides the animatronics that’s in your presence
But I think you can handle it, it doesn’t seem like such a threat
Oh, let me give you a tip, hopefully I won’t disconne- *phone disconnects*

Golden Freddy:
I’m the one the kids fear, you should never overlook this bear
Go fall down the stairs, or maybe even collapse at my grizzly stare 
Surviving five night’s at freddy’s isn’t as easy as it seems
But you see, my victory is golden! Get what I mean?

Dr. Crow:
No I don’t know what you mean, there’s a first time for everything
Out of all the subjects I’ve reported, you’re the most ridiculous being
Beating you? Just something I’ll scratch off my to-do list
Because coming to this facility put your lives at risk



Mike Schmidt:
I’ve been watching over you guys, and now it’s time I step in
On this scientist and his subjects, trying so hard just to win
It’s meaningless, you don’t know what those machines are like
Balloon boy will trap you, and Foxy isn’t afraid to bite
Blood and gore on the floor, with no chance to shut the doors
The power running low, I had no idea what I was in for
But, I can’t believe I survived a whole entire week
It’s 6 A.M, my shift is done, and my work here is complete 


Five Nights at Freddy's vs The SCP Foundation 2

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
JustGamer as Ralsei
AjisaiVA as Chiaki Nanami

Ralsei:
Greetings, Ms. Nanami!
It's wonderful to meet you!
It is clear I must try to defeat you, sorry in advance
There's no chance you will make me the P2
I won't let you mess with my game like a weird route
Sharper than the spear used by your friend in that blaze
When you sent your grenade in... oh, forget what I'm saying!
There's only gonna be a single end to this game
And I got backup from my friends
Because I never betrayеd them, come now
Therе's nothing to be afraid of, Kris
What we faced is way more dangerous than this one gamer kid
That was my verse, I hope you thought it was nice
Now close your eyes and just picture how Chiaki'd reply

Chiaki Nanami:
(Yawn) Sorry, I must have been sound asleep
I guess that's what happens when you count on sheep
You're not the GOAT, just an object with a conscience
Call this battle the funhouse 'cause I'm locked in
You can't touch this, you'll just raise my TP
Then I'll cast an ACT, send you under like you're ET
This'll be a brief case, hit you with my raps and
You're nothing but clothes that I'll fold away;
That's how I pack, man.
Leagues above your legend in this mundane matchup
Couldn't get onto my level with your fun gang stacked up
And what this plush hides got Undyne in the Knight's sight?
Should have told Kris your villain dies by a night light
Frankly, there's too much doubt for me to trust you
Don't bring up your fluff, I do not want to touch you
Last time a chef got clingy, he met my fist
But if I did hit you you'd probably like it

Ralsei:
So that's why... Ah! Your quips were just amusing!
That was sarcasm, I picked it up from Susie
Sorry, Ms. Nanami, but I just ain't quitting
I don't mean Akane when I say "hit it!"
I'm here to serve, that's what my role entails, I won't lose sight of my goal
While this troll has failed (That's right!)
You're not a true leader to the friends around ya
Better that a glue eater would just keep her mouth shut
I love my friends, they're the world to me
We do everything we can to be the perfect team
You're just a spy made to observe the teens
Trying to hide you're in security
So I dedicate this rap to send your foundation a message
You can never write off what is found within THE LEGEND
Don't Forget to breathe, there's no doubt I left you breathless
The lines that I dropped wiped you out like it was Tetris!

Chiaki Nanami:
It's good you're speaking up, didn't hear what you said, though
The hymns of this headband are nothing to my headphones
Even so, it doesn't matter how you say it is
I'm about to get the high score in the game you're in
I sacrificed myself so all my friends could have a life
You're passing off a batch of lies so your friends remain pacified
I'll pass the CHECK, I already know I have the lines
To take down another soft and fluffy black and white mastermind
Laugh behind your hand as you talk behind the back of SOULs
You casual
This lackey's a repackaged blackened Asriel
So bow to me if you want to talk active roles
Cause it's Game Over!
I'd say Toothpaste Boy has been rolled

Ralsei vs. Chiaki Nanami. DGPRB.

Did this just for the heck of it. You're welcome. 

Pokemon Center TRAPPED

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Mathew Swift as Rick Sanchez
F00Pz as Bender Bending Rodriquez

Rick:
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight? 
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites 
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill 
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed 

Morty:
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick

Rick:
M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got 
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy

Bender: 
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp,
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with one burp 
Running you over when I become a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars, 
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient 
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier,
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass 
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass

Rick:
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is 
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH! 
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces 
Jerry the robot? *Burp* the other Rick’s have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of

Bender:
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown,
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes,
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth,
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth 

Rick:
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist 

Bender:
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this 

Rick:
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all 

Bender:
I have no idea what that means but-

Both:
l-l-LICK MY BALLS

Written by Red, R the Writer, Legion, Truth, Walk, Mathew Swift, Vladimyr P, Adroitwhiz, Skeep and Fle

Rick vs Bender. Season 3, Wave 1

To be fair, you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand Professor Layton.
(The announcer is not gone, I figured for the video for this I could make it a storybook or something, I just couldn't get an announcer to work the way I wanted for this one so it wasn't in it)

Eddie as Dipper Pines
Multi as Professor Layton
aries as Mabel Pines
F00PZ as Luke Triton

Dipper Pines:
You wanna fight Big Dipper? Seems the stars have aligned
My rap flow is Unexplainable - so here’s Dipper’s Guide
Made Bill pay for his Ciphers and now i’m destroying another
Got two flawless seasons but I’ll beat you in one summer
Why don’t you tell Gressenheller about your fossil of a genre
The only time you could take names is regarding your momma trauma
This knob may think he’s smart ‘cuz he’s dressed up for Summerween
But like his jacket, mysteries are Not What He seams
I see that Layton is hot on Oregon’s Trail
But my location is laden with puzzles that you would fail
When I quantum destabilize ya - you won’t be Misthallery
Outshined in your crossover. Hope you don’t have silver allergy
I’m spitting like Dippy Fresh, you’re acting like Sheriff Blubs
And every shot’ll cost ya firing from slot machine guns
I wouldn’t Picarat to battle but his cheese came up to visit
I guess your sweetie pie couldn’t handle Hershel’s kisses
Professor Layton:
A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved, so let’s put together the pieces
And find out how a Scooby Doo doppelganger managed two seasons
I’m a literary novel for geniuses to deduce
You more closely resemble a fanfiction by Dr. Soos
Take pride in your lack of masculinity, i’m a gentleman
No more girlish squeals, Dipper - this will be your Last Spect-rogram
I get the archeolo-gist of this Puh-terodactyl Bro
I’ve got the puzzle Reinhold while you Don Paolo 
I’ll call in Granny Riddleton, teach you how to run a shack
You’d be more fit to pursue 3 battles back
We were both whisked from our homes, and I became Professor Layton
Your Society turns a Blind Eye ‘cuz no one wants to free Mason
Now the only thing that comes from your franchise is bloopers
With no one will tie up the loose ends in your Unwound Future
Dipper Pines:
I’ve battled monsters half as ugly as you are, and I defeated ‘em!
Make so many gnomic conclusions, that you should be the queen of ‘em
Can’t Diabolically Box, you brandish blades to determine  
So you’ll need a Hint Coin if you wanna Rumble McSkirmish
I can outdress this pest Sev’ral Timez over - no sweater!
School’s out! Our Smile Dips at the sight of a professor
You’ve got no pats on the back - no awkward siblings to hug
Dropping bars like best friends? That’s what a gentleman does!
Professor Layton:
You mock my past but wouldn’t dare step in my shoes?
This reminds me of a puzzle I can solve in 1 move
You deserted your sister for your long lost uncle
Who you proceeded to threaten with a mind erasing gun pulled
This Last Mablecorn is hardly the cream of the crop
Pinecest ain’t nearly as sick as the rhymes that Luke drops!
We’ll silence a Lamby Lamb by proving he’s not profound
Pine Tree will fall in my Village and nobody will make a sound

Coverart by Aaron Peters
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by hala-X

NEXT BATTLE: Not Nagito (ft. Tuna)

Dipper Pines vs Professor Layton - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Marshmello's Fly remixed and with new lyrics written in the context of DuckTales.

Fly (Rewritten)

bojack is the best cartoon of all time

Eric the Audible as Mr. Peanutbutter
Evava as Isabelle

Mancha as Mr. Resetti (CAMEO)


Mr. Peanutbutter (2 bar intro):
Woah, is that Isabelle? I wish I had’ve known!
What is this, an Animal Cross-over episode?

Mr. Peanutbutter:
They call me PB, the meaty MC from TV
Greetings! I’m pleased to meet the sweetie 3D queen, believe me!
But see here on the proceedings, they plead me to be a meanie
So I’ll weed this cheesy dweeb that’s the least of her beady species
This is Mr. Peanutbutter’s House! Your debt makes me whimper
You’re trapping children in contracts - Nook, Line and Sinker
My show displays the struggles in life - your game glorifies it
There’s nothing more than a gardening sim in your Horizons
(ohhh) So take your dream of mastering the track and bury it
‘Cuz you’re a secretary - not Secretariat
Your karaoke might have won over Twitter
But on the rung of a spitter, you’re just the runt of the litter
And with this flow i’m the Kapp’n, the bars I slung are way sicker
Than any twisted spleen or misdemeanor BoJack committed
Really, an island paradise? Your ideas have run out 
Am I your franchise? Because doggy doggy, what now?

Isabelle:
Goodness, Peanutbutter! That was quite the Town Tune
You know it’s customary for me to spit one back at you
I’m not one to drop my professional guise
But I’m takin’ after Raymond when dispensin’ a rhyme
(ayyy) This Tramp’s had too many Ladies at his spaghetti
(ayyy) With all that cheating, I oughta call up Resetti
(HEY!) This C-list actor don’t know the meaning of wealthy
Only green you’ve got is envy - Peanutbutter and Jelly

Mr. Peanutbutter:
(ugh) I really hate Shih Tzus - with all their passive behaviour
You best not make excuses for all your absences, failures 
You really ain’t who you would want your Town to call neighbor 
With your vacation juice and getting Smashed with the mayor
I’d say Izzy ain’t as innocent as she seems  
You’re the second kind of bell that I cannot stand in the least
*ding!* That’s all the time we’ve got - and while I wish you well 
Know that you’ll always be second to Carolyn - Silver Belles

Isabelle:
You get your flow from watering canned laughter
Tryna become a stand-up guy coddling panned actors
Your treatment of your friend Horseman is a hard sell
I wouldn’t be shocked if BoJack was behind your bars as well
And this is like your new design - no cap 
I find it ironic the Birthday Dad can’t rap
Can’t start a family either because no matter what you do
In the end, the only child in your household is you!
You’re a fad, dog - can’t get a laugh without lots of spunk
Bet this Sad Dog learned his Reactions from Dr. Shrunk
Your acting career living past Philbert is a damn crime
Your pilots get as much airtime as Dodo Airlines
Your paw print on Hollywoo’s honour ought to be on the Fritz
‘Cuz all in all, you’re honestly more toxic than chocolate is
I’m named after my hair - it’s the same for this mutt, too
They call you Peanutbutter cuz you’re nuts and I crushed you!

Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb
Audio Engineered by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Beat prod. by Kustom

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