Cast :

Lost Episodes : Zagranis (Audio) / Kamren (Video)
Zalgo : Vladimyr P.

Garfield : Dani

Written by Kamren
Additional Help : Trakked and MC Fawful
Beat Prod : 2Deep
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

Lyrics : 

Sid :
Hi there! Name's Sid! What game would you like to play?
Well...no matter the pick, your good ending goes farther away
I'm sorry, I just expected more from a creepypasta king
Since Slender took your place with real stabbi- (Phone call sound here)
Yes? Sid speaking

Garfield :
Yeah, I got a complaint, mind telling me what you're tryna say?
'Cause that opening sounds like you got a case of the Mondays
Even a taste of Jon's lasagna couldn't stomach
The shame of your tapes...

Zalgo :
How's that for a cartoon puppet?
Zalgo Comes! Here to shed darkness upon this demented soul
Though that's already accomplished given his most traumatic "Lost Episode"
Ain't taking this battle off-screen, matter of fact, I'll break both our walls
Given your genre so obscene, it's like Sid took another fall
If the Simpsons is the darkest you can get, I'd choose a different route
When soon enough, you'll shiver at the phrase "There's a snake in my boot!"
Do you think reusing effects gives your cartoons a brand new scoop?
It's only caused you the same affect, stuck within a mental loop

Sid :
With how silent this meme became, you'd figure he'd learn to shut his mouths
M.A.S.H.E.D more distortion than my endings, but as it turns out
He's become a laughingstock, even his creator has grown distasteful
Add on the countless edgy children, I've never seen potential so wasteful!
The only insanity you'll inflict on me lies within your mess of text
So Old Yeller better hush that tone before I cut him up : VHS
Now while the scary stuff is right, David got you all wrong
There's a different term for you when luring victims towards your song
Look, I get your point, but I'd hate to burst your bubble
You've been targeting comics and ponies, is that what you call being subtle?
Please, I've read more clever pastas from Geoshea's Wiki
So why don't you make like those stories : kill yourself for me

Zalgo :
You know, you're not that different from this candle in my hand
Both shined bright with their talents, but then started to corrupt
As blood stained on the innocent, yet with your handle, it spanned
For years till you switched up realities, leaving your body's spirit snuffed

Sid :
Wow, at this point, I might actually believe the lies
'Cause if you're the destroyer of innocence, I'd be tempted to keep mine

Zalgo :
Oh don't worry Sid, the holes in your plot left me awed
So instead of worrying about endings, consider you abandoned by this god!

I've grown tired of these charades
Grown tired of your childish facade
Dropping this beat, call me your parents
Don't need eyes to tell your verses are transparent
Like your creations, all the fucking same!
Black eyes and red pupils on MS.Paint
Yet you've the audacity to diss my followers?
You're just another of Banksy's imposters
Horrors come from my Hivemind!
Horrors came when Sid lost his kind!
The embodiment of chaos!
Think you've experienced loss?!
I'm an interdimensional deity!
Your body rots for an eternity!
So allow me to assure you
Battling me has sealed your doom!

Explored Sid the nutcase, fell off the staircase's ledge
With a sequel resembling more of the first's rough sketch
This farce comes to a close, your life I left scarred
Though I doubt a seventh mouth was needed to tear your world apart!

Sid :
No...I won't let it end today...
Though in hindsight, maybe it was meant to be this way..
Well...if I'm going down, you ain't surviving intact
When I'll rewind it all to the start! How's that for a playback?
Because no matter the toon, there will always be deception
So in my final tune, I'll be glad to cut our connection
I hope you all enjoyed the show, but now it's our turn to rest
As I delete Zalgo from the fifth world, time to unplug the set...

Lost Episodes vs Zalgo - Rap Battle!

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic

A 21-year old guy who raps for a living. I also make FNF covers lol 
Nuff Said

The name's Sophie, I create content :)



I'm a Trans-Girl, so my pronouns are she/they

And also I'm a big mad Father fan
and I'm a big fan of rap battles 
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going to buy a Mona costume

special things to my friend for making the background for me 
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Lost Episodes vs Zalgo - Rap Battle!

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