Rap Battle - Kamren The Person

Cast :

Lost Episodes : Zagranis (Audio) / Kamren (Video)
Zalgo : Vladimyr P.

Garfield : Dani

Written by Kamren
Additional Help : Trakked and MC Fawful
Beat Prod : 2Deep
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

Lyrics : 

Sid :
Hi there! Name's Sid! What game would you like to play?
Well...no matter the pick, your good ending goes farther away
I'm sorry, I just expected more from a creepypasta king
Since Slender took your place with real stabbi- (Phone call sound here)
Yes? Sid speaking

Garfield :
Yeah, I got a complaint, mind telling me what you're tryna say?
'Cause that opening sounds like you got a case of the Mondays
Even a taste of Jon's lasagna couldn't stomach
The shame of your tapes...

Zalgo :
How's that for a cartoon puppet?
Zalgo Comes! Here to shed darkness upon this demented soul
Though that's already accomplished given his most traumatic "Lost Episode"
Ain't taking this battle off-screen, matter of fact, I'll break both our walls
Given your genre so obscene, it's like Sid took another fall
If the Simpsons is the darkest you can get, I'd choose a different route
When soon enough, you'll shiver at the phrase "There's a snake in my boot!"
Do you think reusing effects gives your cartoons a brand new scoop?
It's only caused you the same affect, stuck within a mental loop

Sid :
With how silent this meme became, you'd figure he'd learn to shut his mouths
M.A.S.H.E.D more distortion than my endings, but as it turns out
He's become a laughingstock, even his creator has grown distasteful
Add on the countless edgy children, I've never seen potential so wasteful!
The only insanity you'll inflict on me lies within your mess of text
So Old Yeller better hush that tone before I cut him up : VHS
Now while the scary stuff is right, David got you all wrong
There's a different term for you when luring victims towards your song
Look, I get your point, but I'd hate to burst your bubble
You've been targeting comics and ponies, is that what you call being subtle?
Please, I've read more clever pastas from Geoshea's Wiki
So why don't you make like those stories : kill yourself for me

Zalgo :
You know, you're not that different from this candle in my hand
Both shined bright with their talents, but then started to corrupt
As blood stained on the innocent, yet with your handle, it spanned
For years till you switched up realities, leaving your body's spirit snuffed

Sid :
Wow, at this point, I might actually believe the lies
'Cause if you're the destroyer of innocence, I'd be tempted to keep mine

Zalgo :
Oh don't worry Sid, the holes in your plot left me awed
So instead of worrying about endings, consider you abandoned by this god!

I've grown tired of these charades
Grown tired of your childish facade
Dropping this beat, call me your parents
Don't need eyes to tell your verses are transparent
Like your creations, all the fucking same!
Black eyes and red pupils on MS.Paint
Yet you've the audacity to diss my followers?
You're just another of Banksy's imposters
Horrors come from my Hivemind!
Horrors came when Sid lost his kind!
The embodiment of chaos!
Think you've experienced loss?!
I'm an interdimensional deity!
Your body rots for an eternity!
So allow me to assure you
Battling me has sealed your doom!

Explored Sid the nutcase, fell off the staircase's ledge
With a sequel resembling more of the first's rough sketch
This farce comes to a close, your life I left scarred
Though I doubt a seventh mouth was needed to tear your world apart!

Sid :
No...I won't let it end today...
Though in hindsight, maybe it was meant to be this way..
Well...if I'm going down, you ain't surviving intact
When I'll rewind it all to the start! How's that for a playback?
Because no matter the toon, there will always be deception
So in my final tune, I'll be glad to cut our connection
I hope you all enjoyed the show, but now it's our turn to rest
As I delete Zalgo from the fifth world, time to unplug the set...

Lost Episodes vs Zalgo - Rap Battle!

Thumbnail by Vlad
Written by: Kamren and Vlad
Beat by The Unbeatables

Kamren:
“Welcome to My Life Vlad, why not take a seat here”
Sorry...Did I steal your line from when you were called a squeaker?
Like this beat`s creator, it's clear I`m Unbeatable in rap
And like your girlfriend, Kamren will leave you dumped in the trash
Your Battles are like my counterpart, Sinisterly Evil
I'd call you out for sticking to GrapeMan, but even that`ll be predictable
I hate to do this to ya, but you have to face the truth Vlad
It's Bad-mir when you were pummeled down by Zack!

Vlad:
Funny that you bring up squeakers, ‘cause you’re going through this strife
I don't need to spit to win or to be Welcomed in your life
Your love for cupcakes are gone when I eat them for my lunch
The only thing that you could spit is your blood when I pack a punch
Kamren The Reactor? Time to react to your loss
‘Cause my verse was so sweet, you’ll need to use some Dental Floss
There’s a lesson upon us, don’t ever rip me off mista
Or i’ll put you in a bowl and straight up burn your “Creepy”-Pasta

Kamren:
I`d be lying if I said “Hey! That Verse Was Pretty Good!”
You`re like What Like What People Look Like When They`re Retarded, understood?
I`m usually a KineMaster, but you've pushed me to the edge
You annoy me more than when people call me a Egg
Let me do us both a favor and leave you homeless for a change
And Like a real StickManKing, I`ll Blaze you with BlueFlames
It's Over, Isn't It? So let`s finish this My Way!
As I serve you to Pinkamena, Vlad will be turned into Cupcakes

Vlad:
If you bring up MLP, just don't rap, okay?
‘Cause when your channel’s down the drain IT’ll make my day
that verse be looking like something that i would have drawn
So go back to your bad flow, that time, when you Battled Aaron
Egghead's too round to step to me so he had to roll instead
Now just quit your Rap career because it's time you go to bed
With disses wooden like a stake, It time that Vlad the Impaled ya
Because both your verses lyrics is where you’ll tragically fall

Kamren Vs Vlad - Rap Battle

Hulk : Raichous 
Gollum : Jughead Jay

Beat : http://www.kustombeats.com/vip/dirty-south-beats/crush
Written by Kamren and Jay
Mixed by Kamren


Gollum:
A victory over this pitiful imbecile is the new precious!
You have the might to fight gods, but can’t form a full sentence
I’m savage in the Ring, but as for this green hobbit
The only woman Bruce could smash was one of his cousins
Why am I facing you? Hogan seems to be a better challenge!
I thought you could understand, but your intellect’s unbalanced
You better Hyde, for Gollum’s the strongest there is!
Taking more abuse than your dad, both you and mommy are finished

Hulk:
Gollum need to eat, he look to be a bit cranky
Go ahead and piss Hulk off, you won’t like Hulk when he’s angry
Hulk raising up the heat, since you used to being burned
Gollum stole Hulk’s shtick, copied Hulk’s speech word for word
In match of strength, Hulk always comes on top
While Sméagol only pose threat by biting midget thumb off
No amount of Avenging will let this Abomination pass
Best call Hulk master, ‘cause you’ve been Hulk Smashed!

Hulk Vs Gollum - Bonus Battle

Keemstar: Boris
Scarce: Julian

Beat by Tristian on the Track
Mixed by Julian
Written by Kamren, Dilly, and Razzy
Thumbnail by AngryMidget 

Keemstar:
What’s up Drama Alert nation! I’m back with another rap
Against a flannel wearing bitch who couldn't face me in a boxing match
When I come to your house, I’ll show you why they call me Killer
And unlike a car crash, it won’t turn out as a rumor
Whenever Scarce starts talking; Let's get right into the noose!
Screw you and DeFranco, I’m the king of YouTube news
When you go back on hiatus, I can’t wait to report your death
Leave you paralyzed like Ricky, but next verse, I’ll go more in-depth

Scarce:
Hey guys, Scarce here, and on this story today
Daniel’s eating popcorn when he should actually be losing weight
I’m dysle-sick on the mic, while it seems you’re snorting Coke
Girls send nudes to you, and I’m not talking about your co-host
That verse was more broken than what you caused to Bash
While I’m G Fueled by News ; didn’t even need a code for that
So instead of your daughter, why don’t you go and suck a dick
Nevermind, it looks like you’ve been doing that to Jake and Logan

Keemstar:
No wonder you hid your face, go back behind the tree
Since everyone mostly knows you through Reddit and dead memes
Like when Leafy was here, this fast boi will leave you in the dust
Between you and Gloryandgold, I can’t tell who’s more fucked up
I’m the one spitting Thunder, while you struggle to rise from Crypts
It just makes me wonder if you’ll blame the jews for this
By the end of this battle, I’ll have this frog croaked
If it weren’t for me or Grade, you wouldn’t even be known

Scarce:
Looks like this gnome came up short, like your pedo accusations
Jokes so old, they must’ve came from your Mom’s Basement
That verse was about as rich as that Dollar in the Woods
Ridiculous you talk about memes when thousands came from you
With all the backlash you’ve received, you should be getting all the hate
No surprise you’re shit at rapping ; There’s irony for a DJ
You’re so full of lies, you even have a show called Bait
Keem got terminated again, like all the accounts he made

Scarce VS Keemstar - Rap Battle

Gift for HoneyCombs96, a good friend of mine

Scarecrow: Raichous
Freddy Krueger: Vlad

Beat by The B&D PBegintionz
Written by : Honeycombs, Dilly, Jughead Jay, Kamren
Mixed by Vlad

(0:38) Crane:
Test Subject 66: Frederick Charles Krueger
I’ll give you toxins to drive ten men insane; become your horror tutor
Relax and take a seat? Have a drink as I peruse your mind
I’ll become your New Nightmare, as you meet your Blackest Night
I was chosen by the Corps, while you were stuck on your street
Not to mention that you ripped-off your weapon from Wolverine
Despite your attempts, you’ll never catch me in a wet dream 
Allow my toxin to take its effect, I want to hear your tortured scream

(1:03) Krueger:
You’ll be living in a fantasy if you think I’d squeal
All your punchlines are corny, keep looking out on the field
Take off that corny garment, you still have no chance to harm me
If you failed beating a billionaire, then how could you top me?
Take your squawking crow army and go run off with Dorothy
Try and Marvel me, why Laughton here can win easily?
Even with your toxins, you’ll still succumb to the nightmares of Fred
Leave you as one more Crane who has lost his head 

(1:27) Crane:
I find it humorous that this prick thinks he haunts my dreams
Krueger, me beating you is what’s remembered it seems
Face this Ichabod will leave you more headless then a horseman
If you’re looking for teens, then why face the foe of the Batman?
Must be crazier than The Joker to think I won’t go wild
You’re so pathetic, you got killed by the hands of a dead child
I won’t rush when I pump my latest toxin in my pure unequal
So come back and talk to me when you get a good sequel

(1:53) Krueger:
Hey Crane, step into a Mortal Kombat if you think you’re so badass
Jason may have killed me, but at least he isn’t a classless ass
Calls himself Prince of Panic, now where have I heard that before?
Bitch, you stole my gauntlet and my voice; who’s this Injustice for?
I’ve been playing with power since the beginning, while you’re forced by the code 
Cillian on the other hand seems to be having trouble playing an impacting role
Setting fire to a Scarecrow more than the Wicked Witch
I’ll make you my next Mary and turn Gotham into Elm Street, bitch

Scarecrow vs Freddy Krueger - Rap Battle

Originally a Quick Diss, but Jason scrapped it and gave it to me so props to him

Paul : Kamren
Webkinz Killer : Dani Frias

Beat: https://picosong.com/wSCSP
Beat Produced by: Tristan
Written by: Jason Carreon
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Paul:
Well, I'm used to dealing with kids, but why must I fight with their lies?
Guess I don't wanna catch this pet, since it'll make mine meet their “demise”
Or maybe I shouldn't take them to the vet? I don't know at this point
But, a shitty Toontown rip-off with lore? Eh, I know it’d dissapoint
False hoax, with false hope will choke, on finding it's own mystery
I'll stay where I am as it may seem, my theories will go in history
Dissing me? I'm your successor, you best show some respect, sir
Or whatever it may be qualifying as your gender
Boxes can’t top this when Herobrine is more intriguing
Most likely your bars end up like your story, they have no meaning
Dr. Quack to Lag your stuff gets more disorienting than my second half
Got this in the bag! Bout to beat this drag, far less surprising than this fad

Webkinz Killer:
Paul? Well i'll simply say you're better fit within abandoned forests
Got commentary on ya like, your “murder case”, it's atrocious
Though this isn't my games chat, I'm not censoring what I'm stating
‘Nor your body when I’m done with this Pansy like a Pooch, get what i'm saying?
Calling me a drag? I know being clear isn't really your catch
But, 16 episodes, and some cringe, you're in the need for a verbal dispatch
Made for Sony Entertainment, haven't seen so much work for nothing
Verse with more filler and fluffing, and with that one I ain’t one bluffing
Still around after a year? And I thought Ash had deranged age
What you Deliver is the same, as a little girls range
Couldn't catch this victory, like real attention you got from your viewer's
Coming from some dead channel who acts as if his own abuser
Some loser “found a game” that's his only claim to fame
We're not the same, I'm a story, while yours went down the drain
With those memes made, what do you really plan to do?
So come on here ya Cynical, about time you show me Petscop 2.

Paul:
Fans more rare than my Windmill I'm going for the kill, so here's the deal
Doesn't take Fortnite and recent youths to see your fates been sealed
Got played like a Piano, with no controls my hand, man, Game Over
On ice thinner than them Penguins, it's time to put down this loner...

Paul (Petscop) vs The Webkinz Killer - Rap Battle

A 21-year old guy who raps for a living. I also make FNF covers lol 
Nuff Said