Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

ENNWAY! as The Slender Man
Vladimyr P. as SCP-173

The Slender Man:
I can’t believe they put a shmuck in the stone age to face this
My Arrival will be brutal if you think you can resist
Dressed with the slickest outfit- you’re just a game design gimmick
While I’m already primed and ready to rid 91 of inanimate mimics (HA)
The stakes are high, go find my pages; brace to die
Haters break in Slender’s Wake so go back to your place and cry
When I’m a bit further away then you can try hard to escape
But your status is as good as static cuz your bars are half-baked

SCP-173:
I thought I was the statue but that flow was dried out
But why bother trying to spit when you don't even have a mouth?
Fuck the D class, your rapping's worth an F, when I am generous
I roll with well made anomalies, your fanbase are degenerates!
I raise hairs on people's heads, because they know their neck is fucked
While you've got people raising voices thinking their machine's defunct!
You cause death upon sight? I guess your movie fits a little then
But I leave belittled kid's tales brittle, right down to their bitter end

The Slender Man:
Try that mouth line again, and since you're talking out your ass-
When I'm done with you there'll be a second time you've bit the grass
Spitting slendersick, so you could only win by proxy
And even as a statue, you lack stone-cold bars to rock beats
Teleport into your cell simply to leave this Peanut cracked
Although your lyrics are such trash it’s barely worth it to [REDACT]
Not even worth a Euclid class, photosensitive to bars
That make it clear that you’re forever stuck exactly where you are!

SCP-173:
You tried to snap back with wack raps, but flinched and broke your lines
So now I’m spitting with such illness; call me 049
Got the bars inside the chamber; you’re shooting blank like your face is
No matter what the case is you’ll be trapped in my containment
You’ll be seen cut in this cutscene no static screen could rattle me
Tried to battle me but it’s so obscene that you’re a Grosse Mann grooming pre-teens
You’re poorly proportionate with the purpose left unknown
For your childish games, so BEN’s not the only thing you’ve blown.

Written and Mixed by Vlad and ENNWAY!
Beat Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art Made by Vlad

The Slender Man vs SCP-173. Sinister Rap Battles

Chaotic Rap Battles as Stan
JesseBox as Harley Quinn

Beat by Lucy Beatz II
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

-LYRICS-
HARLEY
Grilling a shilling maniac villain ain’t thrilling
But the tea’s gone cold, so I might as well spill it
Don’t know where to start with those scenarios you brought up
Sweating hard and looking like you drank a fifth of vodka
I read your letters, and I thought I was crazy
You’re no Slim, but there’s no doubt you’re Shady
Blast you back to Pete Davidson if you think you’re beating me
Must be something wrong with you, I’m guessing it’s BPD
Meant to represent a parasocial wackjob
Instead you’re namesake of kids who love K-Pop
Shoulda loved your girlfriend, you needed one another
‘Bout to leave this battle quicker than you left your little brother

STAN
Dear, Quinn! I wrote you, but you still ain’t get the message
That the clown you fuckin’ with ain’t worth a third of your obsession
What’s up with that, I thought you was a brainiac (huh?)
How’d you get tangled up with a fuckin’ egomaniac
Bad Meets Evil when you’re fighting with me
How ‘bout I cut this bitch to see how much she bleeds
Ms. Too-Good-For-My-Career, running ‘round with a fuckin’ flower
Fuckin’ crying and sounding like you could use a thousand downers
Tie you up and lock you in my mother fuckin’ trunk, bitch
Drown you in my flow, off a bridge, like I’m drunk, bitch
didn’t need a Bat to beat The Joker’s biggest fan
Sincerely, yours, the man with the dub in his hand, Stan

Stan vs. Harley Quinn - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

Guh!

STARRING 
Azia as Maka Albarn 
TheBabyBeef as Calliope Mori 

Written by
ForgottenSon 

Beat by
Trunxks 

Mixed by:
Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by:
Box


Maka:  
Well, would you look at this? seems I got a new assignment
beat you in the art of rhyme and take your soul into confinement.
Are you sure you’re not a Kishin with the souls you’ve been reaping?
Nevertheless let's begin, start the End Of A Life then!  
You can ask my partner, Soul, my flow is sharper than a scythe 
So if you wanna piece of me, I’ll give it to you by the slice! (Yeah)
Think you're all that? Well, Miss, I got a newsflash for ya
You’re the favorite Vtuber of folks who’ve never heard of Gura!
Like your tracking, I am going through the motions.
Exposing all my opponents to the moment they're demoted 
to having their souls stolen. So start hoping for atonement 
Or I'll leave you, Calliope, like your Japanese - broken! (ooh)
The Shinigami’s apprentice? I find that quite silly, and frankly
I’ve seen scarier Grim Reapers out of Billy and Mandy.
And, correct me, cuz I’ve been somewhat skeptic
Is the reason for your sub-count thanks to the Pandemic?

Calliope:
Guh! What’s up, chat? It’s ya Boy, Calliope!!
And today there’s a little girl tryna pick a fight with me
I'll show y'all once again that streams like this aren't for children
Lemme take this beat here, the Reaper's going back to killing!
You really tried and clearly strived but keep in mind you realize
that, it’s because of you, Maka, that your own partner nearly died
So hear these rhymes inside your coffin, I guess it's safe to say
this ain’t gonna end well…kinda like your anime 
No matter what I undertake, the crowd will watch without a doubt
While they only watched you til FMA: Brotherhood came out 
And when your prequel was released to bring you back to the top
it left all your fans saying “This is Soul Eater…NOT!” (GUH!)
You say you’re a fire spitter? Maka, I would beg to differ.
Wanna fight? Then my scythe will swipe right like it was Tinder!
​​So stubborn to your friends and hit them with books you cause harm
I could just call you a tsundere… Baka Albarn!

Maka:
Did you think that would beat me? Your head’s screwed like Dr. Stein's.
That whole show was see-through, no wonder you're from Holo-live.
and stop those lies, a tsundere? Like how you act is any less 
Don't try and hide the fact you want Takanashi's chicken legs (Ha Ha!)
I’ve looked at your backstory and it repeats in your disses
Cuz you’ll change careers again when you’re lacking in sickness. 
Yes, we're both scythe wielders but I don't need one to slay this
looks like this reaper's been put on an indefinite hiatus

Calliope:
You talk on backstories when yours is fucking petty
Became a Meister because her parents marriage wasn't steady 
And when your father tries to do his best deeds 
He must be a fan of mine, since you see him as a Dead Beat!
As far as soul collecting goes, you almost had your task done
You got 99, no problem, but a witch gave one
Like I said before, Maka, my streams ain't for kids.
So cry to your mom if you can find out where she is. (Peace!)


Next Time: Front and Center (Ft. BDGR)

Maka Albarn vs Calliope Mori - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

VIDEO COMING SOON!

Jenni No Mercy as Bendy
https://soundcloud.com/user-246183970

Matt Raichous as The Tar Monster
https://www.youtube.com/@TheMattRaichous

Written and Directed by Quizzique
https://www.youtube.com/@Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/@FreshyKanal
Art by BMB
https://twitter.com/mynameBMB
Beat prod. by Anywaywell

~~LYRICS~~

Bendy (0:11):
Well, howdy there! And welcome to the picture show!
It’s me, the heart and soul from the minds of Joey Drew’s studio!
We’ve got a special guest today, no need to be alarmed,
Yes, though fear’s what Mr Stoner wants to bring, he’s truly harmless!

Let’s dive into attempted offenses that this guy tried to enact
You’ll find he posed no real threat, it was himself he kidnapped!
Golly, the treasures of Byzantius were his to withdraw
But he got blown out into a bubble, call that the final straw

Tar Monster (0:34)
You think you’ve got me figured out, exposed me like a Turkish drought?
You ain’t considered the clout that I’ve got within this pictured bout
Without a doubt you’re no angel just based on how you were revived
My biggest crime’s taking the gold while your studio’s taking lives

This inky imp from the abyss got nothing on the depths I dwell
The monster from the tar lake’s dragging you back to the pits of Hell
I only need one eye to see deception from afar, fool
Your creator forged a lie, while I’m thinking with tar pools

Bendy (0:55)
Wow, you sure did spit some heat, you clearly have some well-oiled rhymes
Maybe it’s all that liquid tar making you boil alive!
I’ve seen creepier things in your series of various kinds
I think theMeatly would enjoy your Turkey stereotypes!

It’s ironic that a stoner and his dog
Beat a Stoner in his bog who’s more forgotten than the Glob
Now you should never have fought against the mighty Ink Demon
‘Cause all I’d need is an extinguisher to see this thief freezin’

Tar Monster (1:18)
You’re faker than a cardboard cutout, think this should be captured
I’d love to see the outcome, but we’d need another chapter
Your storyline is fractured by the filler on the screen
They must be talking merch when they said “Build up our machine”

Your show had ended, then like a frame it got drawn out
Creators more devout than Sam Lawrence, what the Sheep Song’s about
Now your ink has dried, your studio and machine broke
Thanks for tuning in at home, but for this devil, that’s all, folks

Bendy Vs The Tar Monster | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #4 (feat. Jenni No Mercy and Matt Raichous)

Light Yagami (Death Note) VS Goro Akechi (Persona 5)

writing: me
voicework: me
good mixing: special inquisitor rayyan
beat: dansonn

Light Yagami

This wouldn’t be the first time I’ve outwitted a detective.
Leave the Holmes work to Naoto, you’re more fit to the kids on your Reddit.
You should’ve known luck wasn’t on your side when you saw that black cat.
Call this your interrogation, I’m recounting your horrible life in a flashback.

Honestly laughable, fawned over nationally, star of Japan but a pawn of a radical.
Father’s not affable, saw you and tactfully brought you a chance to bring cognitive collateral,
Promising that adult total and mad control, fought with the Phantom’s and shot Haru’s dad a hole,
Got a whole palace full, cops went and locked up your conned confidant, but you’re caught by an animal?

(Embarrassing) I’m the real hero of justice! You’re a shadow shrivelling in shame!
(Prepare for this) You need to traverse a dungeon! I need only their name!
I tried to write your boyfriend’s, but his lack of one made things hard.
I won’t write Joker, but Joke instead so… do you feel a “change of heart”?

Goro Akechi

Actually, yes. It sank when it heard your verse. With your tricks, I thought you’d be versed with a curse.
Course, I counter such foul words, bow down to the detective crown of the Metaverse.
But a defective clown has no purpose, a worthless vermin like Shido has saw him,
It’s an omen when you furnish a pen ‘gainst a vengeful guard, so alert it’s alarming!

Don’t leave a calling card at the scene, I sneak in discretely going unseen.
You're feeble, falling apart at the seams when you’re beaten by some boring police.
Wanna kill criminals? Let the Black Mask blast this weakling fast.
Besides, I’m sure you’re used to taking this L and shoving it deep in your ass.

Light Yagami

To cleanse the world, I kill those who defile it! I muster justice without getting violent!
Stopping you dead in your tracks with a write-up, twice now you’ve fallen to look-alike firing!
Higher and higher I go, I am god! I’m blessed with the power to kill like no other can.
Funny, how mother can’t bother to suffer another year with you, now still, you’re in Wonderland!

You wanna talk trash, Akechi? What about your whole task, Akechi? Damn plan was messy!
From the get-go, knowing you’re the mole was bozo info. From Rank fucking 1 you were mad sketchy!
Hey, if it’s any consolation, a criminal being deduced with pancakes is a first for me.
But at least it wasn’t as disappointing as the turnout of your 25th Anniversary.

Goro Akechi

Hah. You really think that I’d let you survive?
What good is a heart attack when I’m hacking at your mind?
You think you’re untouchable, huh? Well, let’s test your pride
When I mentally shut it down, it’ll be your Last Surprise! (Persona!)

I was redeemed while you’re under six feet! To Bless, I am weak, but no blessings I see from you
Playing hide and seek right in plain sight, your dreams only paint lies, deceiving their frame of mind painfully!
Does your demise seem familiar? Why don’t you tell me how much it hurts
When your guts go All-Out in this massacre, and a breaking of faith in the mass occurs!

With that, the job is done. There’s simply no need to doxx.
With how Netflix did you, it makes sense that Light Turned us all off.
A Shinigami? Well, it’s the second time a trickster leaves god erased.
Along with your legacy, I’m throwing my glove down into your grave.

Light Yagami VS Goro Akechi - Rap Battle

Re-Destro : Alex M
Dr.Doofenshmirtz : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : AnywayWell
Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Art by Cyan and Luke Reardon!

Re-Destro :
What is this? I hadn't mind a pharmacist to liberate
Not that I even could merely looking at the stage today
Tragic backstory, pointless Inator
Cursed by a mammal, says "see ya later"
Repeat the pattern for a whole summer 
Then crash Milo for a season of comfort 
I thought I had it rough, but I've got to stress
That if its not enough, you're beat by a pet
My goals are for my father, I'll carry both alone
Your parents only showed when you're a garden gnome 

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Per-Re the Destro, that verse was unexpected 
And of course by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!
With an ego that inflated, I'd mistake you for Balloony
Now watch as this beat drops and Shigaraki's not controlling me!
My Inators are always blowing up but man, your Self Destruction’s prone
Really thought you were catching hands till your legs gave out and you let go
Of the position you once held, now that's Evil Incorporated
But I wouldn’t use this puppet’s nickel when your whole look is copy pasted!
Wait.. have we done this before? Its all confusing
Its hard to remember when your personalities' 2D
Quite the Norm for villains like you, you'd fit in L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N
So make like our noses, get to the point and don't  push my buttons 

Re-Destro :
I’d say you got a glow up but I’m the beacon for it
Couldn’t make time for Vanessa yet its what you’re controllin?
Trapped in your own cycle of embarrassments and the worst part?
Isabella’s better at Adulting, she’s younger than you are!
You’re a Professor that couldn’t Impress me
I'd cry but a tear isn't worth shedding
For the Hunchback of The Tri-State
When your brother's the reason behind your hate!
So take this L and why don't you project this to Monogram?
After I'm done, he'll want to call this Night of the Living Dead Man

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Even though I'm Heinz, I couldn't catch up to where your story ends
But here's something I've never done : Got caught by the feds 
Tried to rebel against all for Curiosity's sake
But the only headline you'll be making will be dropping her grave!
Now behold, The Battle of The Month-Inator!
Do as I say and score my raps as your favored!

Perry The Platypus : 
*casual chattering noises*

Dr.Doofenshmirtz : 
Wait, Perry The Platypu-

(Perry destroys the Battle of The Month-Inator)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz :
No!! Curse you Perry the Platypus!... and random anime character that looks like me but mostly Perry the Platypus!

ReDestro vs Dr.Doofenshmirtz - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #9 (ft. Alex M and MetaMachine)

Welcome to the sixteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… again with the alcoholics I swear to fucking god…it's the character I officially use too much, Eric Duckman! Getting on the case of Mike Tyson's favorite animal, Pigeon! (Or more specifically, Richard!)

Lyrics:
Duckman:
What the hell you starin' at?! With 340 degrees of lookie
A spoof of Scooby with all the Dooby
Tryna get yourself baked! Literally and not
All those attempted suicides, still can't get off the pot! (Hah!)
Like damn, rather lock up this bastard later
Why fight a PRIVATE Dick when you're a public masturbator?
God turned ya to a pigeon for bein' a massive failure
Lying about your riches to get with Sandra's paper!

Pigeon:
Eh, I get it, like sand paper; you fuckin' nerd.
Hey, is it all that racist to flip YOU the bird?
Stupid jerk (heh.) I'm really good at this
Why are your eyes detachable?! That's the stupidest
Like who is this? Who watches fucking Duckman?
Who gets home from work and says "hey let's watch Duckman"
Nobody, that's who, wait, what am I doing? Right, riiight
Uhh, I think your fuckin' wife died.

Duckman:
No shit Sherlock! And I get I'm the detective
Yet a birdwatch can't help me find your erection
Whether it's your junk, or all the crimes that you penance
Couldn't stand up to your wife or the Yung one's you abandoned!
So screw you, like that one hooker did
Oh boo-hoo, you were just a crooked kid!
Who'll give a look or shit, just let it consume you
All pissed off 'cause dad let a cougar abuse you
Twit got ate quick, a deer in the headlights.
He can't evade it, especially if it's his sex drive!
A spineless, gutless, bodiless pest swine!
Guess it makes sense you got it on with a fleshlight!

Pigeon:
Ay, what the fuck? How did you know all that personal trauma?
I thought what you caught on with Sandra;
Was awfully odd but, do I get off on you attacking me?
Know I'm a pigeon but you're a rat with wings!

Duckman:
I'm not sure how I'm lectured on your dummy violence…
All that pressure really does make Lucky Diamonds!
Or cans at least, all your fans have ceased like it
How's a show canned at 4 seasons with TYSON?
Musta went through the ringer! Like "voice actors" should
You still stomped on his legacy. THAT'S athlete's foot!
Rich was fat at first impressions; as fat as your depression!
His past has come to wreck him, how balloon-men get pricked!

Pigeon:
Ya see, I was gonna beat off while you were T-ing off.
Buut, I found your Wikipedia…
Seems that uhh, you killed your own dad?
Damn, that sucks man….Duckman.
Heh, shoulda used those head-shots on your wife bro
She was forced to give life to kids like those?
Two heads and a tubby dummy light post 
Ehh, if only he was as bright! No…
That's terrible, like you are at your fuckin' gig
How are you worse at being a pig…than a pig.
I sort've get it… he was aware your gal was livin'
Corny ending, all of your fans musta been livid!
That's funny, too bad your show wasn't
On your cringe high horse, then you battled it or somethin'
Your fam is saddened and caused thy to plummet!
Eh…Still not as tragic as Light as Duckman!

-CAST-
Eric Duckman: RaccoonBroVA
Pigeon: CP

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://cdn.airbit.com/tagged/1585240014-73113-roots-by-insanebeatz-beat.mp3
Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Mixed by: jort

Eric Duckman vs Pigeon - (Quick Diss) #16

Written by JustGamer and YLFEthan in like an hour
Dr. Phil: Zawesome
Dr. Mario: JustGamer
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover Art by YLFEthan

Dr Phil:
Today our guest is a doctor slash drug addict
But Imma bout to shut him down like his dumb app did 
Just tragic, another life that'll be lost to abuse
Now I’m clapping this fool like I’m on Meme Review

I’d rather take a sip of Jilly Juice than ever visit you
Putting on a costume doesn’t justify the shit you do
Here's something tough to swallow, you're hardly a mainstay 
This pill-er of puzzle games is only famous cause of Melee

Dr Mario:
Take a seat Phil, I’m dropping bars like pills
Against Steve Harvey for the mentally ill 
But I'll give you a taste of your own medicine
When I'm ending this fraud of a doc like John Fetterman

Part of a balanced meal, this egghead will be breaking
All he can do is exploit mental health for ratings 
Giving the same advice as an Am I The Asshole Redditor 
I've seen higher class degrees when running a temperature

Dr. Phil:
Shut the hell up bitch. You’re ugly and stupid.
Give me 200 dollars, or else I’m gonna lose it
Been a mess since the DS, need fireballs to beat me
I mean what the hell was Dr. Luigi?

Dr. Mario:
Stay on ya boat, on the airwaves you can't stay afloat
I'm giving the shots and you couldn't get past the stroke
Seems this check-up is done, it's about time
That you get out of my exam room.. but cash me outside

ReDestro vs Dr.Doofenshmirtz - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #9 (ft. Alex M and MetaMachine)

Kamren The Person