I was living with a woman and I was under the impression there was some two-timing going on while I was out on the road. Now, this girl never drank beer. She couldn’t stand the taste of it. Before I set out for another run, I walked down to the 7-11 and got some Coors stubbies for when I got back from LA. I left and cranked up the rig, hauled the junk to San Bernardino, slept in the Wal-Mart lot off I-215, and then turned around back to home.

I got back home and wouldn’t you know it, there were only 5 beers left in the pack. I asked her if she’d all the sudden developed a taste for Coors—the look on her face told me all I needed to know.

I got a cab to the truck, called dispatch, and told them to get me as far away from Reno as they possibly could. By the next morning I was hauling 40 tons of dog food to South Carolina.

I stopped at the casino in Fernley to sleep and while I was walking back to the truck, all I could think to say was “I don’t need you to love me ‘cause I hate myself…”

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