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SHAWTY: ...Are you sure this is the place, Springtrap?
SPRINGTRAP: Absolutely positive. Cabby, what do you say?
CABINET MAN: COLD AND WINDY ~ DARK AND STORMY
SPRINGTRAP: That it is. We've got a simple mission. In and out. Does that sound like a plan, Ms. Brooke?
SHAWTY: Um... sure, I guess... but why'd you have to bring the weird... arcade... cabinet thing?
SPRINGTRAP: Old friend.
CABINET MAN: DON'T BE NERVOUS, BABY ~ WE'RE ~ GOING TO WAR
SHAWTY: That's, um... That's reassuring...? Gosh, it's hotter than an Arizona summer here...
SPRINGTRAP: Now, if I've got this right, there should be an open window... ah, there it is.
[ The party climbs through, some more gracefully than others. Cabinet Man lands on its screen. ]
CABINET MAN: IT HURTS ME
SPRINGTRAP: Oh, walk it off.
[ They begin to walk, but suddenly, Shawty stops in place. ]
SHAWTY: ...Y-you guys feel that too, right?
SPRINGTRAP: My nerves have been numb for about thirty or so years, so no, I do not.
CABINET MAN: SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN
[ Then they hear it. The lumbering footsteps of a giant turtle. ]
SPRINGTRAP: ...Excellent.
BOWSER: So... you chumps wanna challenge ME, huh?
SPRINGTRAP: Astute observation. Now, watch me take you apart... and put you back together again.
CABINET MAN: I CAN'T BE BEAT
SHAWTY: Yeah! Bring it on!
BOWSER: GRAHAHAHAHAW! I like your attitude! It's SHOWTIME!

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SOURCES

zircon - Monstrous Turtles [BOWSER: Whaddya think, huh?]
50 Cent - In Da Club [SHAWTY: Shawty, 2000s hits]
Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Highway Showdown [BOWSER: Take a GUESS, chump!]
Koji Kondo - Bowser's Theme (Super Mario 64) [BOWSER: Take a REAL good guess!]
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe [SHAWTY: 2010s hits, romance, women]
2Pac - Hit 'Em Up [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
Neil Cicierega - Computer Fighter Rap [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega]
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning [SHAWTY: Shawty/BOWSER: Fire]
Green Skeleton, The Living Tombstone, CG5, Baasik, Kevin Foster - Stuck Inside [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega/SHAWTY: Women]
Jack Black - Peaches [BOWSER: What?/SHAWTY: Women]
Iyaz - Replay [SHAWTY: Yes]
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega]
CG5 ft. Abdul Cisse - Bite Of 87 [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's/SHAWTY: Women/BOWSER: Fire]
Dua Lipa - Levitating [SHAWTY: Women]
Jellyfish - Ignorance is Bliss [BOWSER: Oh, I dunno, use your BRAIN!]
The Romantics - Talking in Your Sleep [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]

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