custom renders by the one and only @farthahalaugh

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SHAWTY: ...Are you sure this is the place, Springtrap?
SPRINGTRAP: Absolutely positive. Cabby, what do you say?
CABINET MAN: COLD AND WINDY ~ DARK AND STORMY
SPRINGTRAP: That it is. We've got a simple mission. In and out. Does that sound like a plan, Ms. Brooke?
SHAWTY: Um... sure, I guess... but why'd you have to bring the weird... arcade... cabinet thing?
SPRINGTRAP: Old friend.
CABINET MAN: DON'T BE NERVOUS, BABY ~ WE'RE ~ GOING TO WAR
SHAWTY: That's, um... That's reassuring...? Gosh, it's hotter than an Arizona summer here...
SPRINGTRAP: Now, if I've got this right, there should be an open window... ah, there it is.
[ The party climbs through, some more gracefully than others. Cabinet Man lands on its screen. ]
CABINET MAN: IT HURTS ME
SPRINGTRAP: Oh, walk it off.
[ They begin to walk, but suddenly, Shawty stops in place. ]
SHAWTY: ...Y-you guys feel that too, right?
SPRINGTRAP: My nerves have been numb for about thirty or so years, so no, I do not.
CABINET MAN: SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN
[ Then they hear it. The lumbering footsteps of a giant turtle. ]
SPRINGTRAP: ...Excellent.
BOWSER: So... you chumps wanna challenge ME, huh?
SPRINGTRAP: Astute observation. Now, watch me take you apart... and put you back together again.
CABINET MAN: I CAN'T BE BEAT
SHAWTY: Yeah! Bring it on!
BOWSER: GRAHAHAHAHAW! I like your attitude! It's SHOWTIME!

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SOURCES

zircon - Monstrous Turtles [BOWSER: Whaddya think, huh?]
50 Cent - In Da Club [SHAWTY: Shawty, 2000s hits]
Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Highway Showdown [BOWSER: Take a GUESS, chump!]
Koji Kondo - Bowser's Theme (Super Mario 64) [BOWSER: Take a REAL good guess!]
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe [SHAWTY: 2010s hits, romance, women]
2Pac - Hit 'Em Up [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
Neil Cicierega - Computer Fighter Rap [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega]
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning [SHAWTY: Shawty/BOWSER: Fire]
Green Skeleton, The Living Tombstone, CG5, Baasik, Kevin Foster - Stuck Inside [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega/SHAWTY: Women]
Jack Black - Peaches [BOWSER: What?/SHAWTY: Women]
Iyaz - Replay [SHAWTY: Yes]
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega]
CG5 ft. Abdul Cisse - Bite Of 87 [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's/SHAWTY: Women/BOWSER: Fire]
Dua Lipa - Levitating [SHAWTY: Women]
Jellyfish - Ignorance is Bliss [BOWSER: Oh, I dunno, use your BRAIN!]
The Romantics - Talking in Your Sleep [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]

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i'm a cat who loves to snooze.

all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar

dont feel like uploading here anymore. you might notice a few things removed too. this serves as an archive for all the stuff in my trash bin.

My current goal is to follow as many tournaments as i humanly can

She/They

I'm an artist but I also make mashups on the side.

Profile picture by TawnyBarnOwl.
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Art in PFP by: @mr-porkchop777

Banner art by https://twitter.com/NKNK_NGRMS

Hi, I'm Ashley, although the names Ash and Sacred are fine too.

Formerly Sacred Snorlax.

Just a person who likes Pokemon and Vocaloid, especially Inabaku Mori.

Here is my youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/MinecraftFunnyMomentsSacredSnorlaxReal
I am Minecraft Funny Moments, if you see this channel telling you to take down my music then that's because it is me. I changed the name back to Sacred Snorlax (and now Sacred) but, when this channel asks you to take down my music then it's me and you should because you didn't get permission to upload it!

I am still blocked by Team Switched

@avery-999 GO HERE FOR ACTUAL MUSIC

this is the account i'm active on but nothing important gets uploaded here anymore

Composer. Don't use/reuploud my songs without asking.

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maddy