ZALGAR: ₩ⱧɎ ĐØ ɎØɄ ⱤɄ₦? ɎØɄ ₳ⱤɆ Ø₦ⱠɎ ₥₳₭ł₦₲ ₮Ⱨł₴ Ⱨ₳ⱤĐɆⱤ ₣ØⱤ ɎØɄⱤ₴ɆⱠ₣. ₴Ʉ฿₥ł₮ ₳₦Đ ₴ɆɆ ₮ⱧɆ ₩ØⱤⱠĐ ⱧØ₩ ł ĐØ-
[ Maddy slams a door, before stopping to catch her breath. ]
MADDY: jesus fucking christ... holy shit, i need to catch my breath. oh my god-
GILBERT GARFIELD: Wow! You know, this reminds me of a movie I once saw starring the late John Belushi! In it, he plays-
MADDY: what the fuck are you doing here?
GILBERT GARFIELD: Oh, sorry, I got a bit distracted! Anyways, I hope you're ready for some exercise! I know that I am!
MADDY: exercise? you're fucking kidding me.
GILBERT GARFIELD: Uh oh! Looks like it's time for the obligatory chase sequence!
MADDY: ...fuck me.
[ The door bursts open, and Zalgar gives chase again. ]
GILBERT GARFIELD: I feel like Usain Bolt on speed!

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MADDY
- Garfield media, media featuring Asgore, and FNF
- Lena Raine, precision platformers, and internal struggles
- Kesha, her collaborators, and women as a concept
- Nu-Metal, Power Pop, comedy artists, and comedy in general
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GILBERT GARFIELD
- Comics, artists featured in Garfield media, and Gilbert Gottfried
- Internet/text-based horror, unfiction/ARGs, and their tropes
- Cats, lethargy, eyes, time, its measurements, and the effects of time
- History, clones, stand-up, comedy artists, and comedy in general

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Saster - EXECUTION [BOTH: Asgore media/Internet horror]
B12 - Girl You Need A Shot (Of B12 (Boyz 12)) [MADDY: Women]
Lena Raine - Confronting Myself [MADDY: Lena Raine, precision platformers, internal struggles]
Adam McHummus - Monochrome [GILBERT GARFIELD: Internet horror]
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life [BOTH: Internal struggles/Eyes]
Bo Burnham - Goodbye [BOTH: Comedy artists/Internal struggles]
Abandoned Pools - Clone High [GILBERT GARFIELD: Clones]
Weezer - Say It Ain't So [MADDY: Power Pop]
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics [GILBERT GARFIELD: Clones]
The Weeknd - The Hills [GILBERT GARFIELD: Measurements of time, eyes]
Kesha - Take It Off [MADDY: Kesha]
Ayesha Erotica - Emo Boy [MADDY: Women]
Endigo - THIS WORLD IS MINE [GILBERT GARFIELD: ARGs, clones, eyes]

judge_jury_and_executioner.mp3

i'm a cat who loves to snooze.

all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar

the real answer to what my favorite animal is... the delicious ones.
To the people in the hood we must look like angels in heaven but that's all you need to know about us. how many times does this make that they tried to? I've lost count.
I'm just planning for when they lock me up in the hospital again. it's the price i pay for not conforming to society's norms. my heart wouldn't hurt from anything like hurting them or killing them it would hurt cause i had to sink that low. I'd just be ashamed at my own weakness.
You will discover you don't need eyes to see in a dream.
The person i thought was the devil at a time said some pretty shitty things... but all i could think is wow... that's kind of forgiving of you...
if i gave them the chance they would write graffiti on my soul.

Just an archive page. I will most likely have some songs that I liked that were deleted off of Soundcloud or just songs I like in general.

I forgot that Bios Existed for a little bit

judge_jury_and_executioner.mp3

maddy