ZALGAR: ₩ⱧɎ ĐØ ɎØɄ ⱤɄ₦? ɎØɄ ₳ⱤɆ Ø₦ⱠɎ ₥₳₭ł₦₲ ₮Ⱨł₴ Ⱨ₳ⱤĐɆⱤ ₣ØⱤ ɎØɄⱤ₴ɆⱠ₣. ₴Ʉ฿₥ł₮ ₳₦Đ ₴ɆɆ ₮ⱧɆ ₩ØⱤⱠĐ ⱧØ₩ ł ĐØ-
[ Maddy slams a door, before stopping to catch her breath. ]
MADDY: jesus fucking christ... holy shit, i need to catch my breath. oh my god-
GILBERT GARFIELD: Wow! You know, this reminds me of a movie I once saw starring the late John Belushi! In it, he plays-
MADDY: what the fuck are you doing here?
GILBERT GARFIELD: Oh, sorry, I got a bit distracted! Anyways, I hope you're ready for some exercise! I know that I am!
MADDY: exercise? you're fucking kidding me.
GILBERT GARFIELD: Uh oh! Looks like it's time for the obligatory chase sequence!
MADDY: ...fuck me.
[ The door bursts open, and Zalgar gives chase again. ]
GILBERT GARFIELD: I feel like Usain Bolt on speed!

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MADDY
- Garfield media, media featuring Asgore, and FNF
- Lena Raine, precision platformers, and internal struggles
- Kesha, her collaborators, and women as a concept
- Nu-Metal, Power Pop, comedy artists, and comedy in general
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GILBERT GARFIELD
- Comics, artists featured in Garfield media, and Gilbert Gottfried
- Internet/text-based horror, unfiction/ARGs, and their tropes
- Cats, lethargy, eyes, time, its measurements, and the effects of time
- History, clones, stand-up, comedy artists, and comedy in general

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Saster - EXECUTION [BOTH: Asgore media/Internet horror]
B12 - Girl You Need A Shot (Of B12 (Boyz 12)) [MADDY: Women]
Lena Raine - Confronting Myself [MADDY: Lena Raine, precision platformers, internal struggles]
Adam McHummus - Monochrome [GILBERT GARFIELD: Internet horror]
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life [BOTH: Internal struggles/Eyes]
Bo Burnham - Goodbye [BOTH: Comedy artists/Internal struggles]
Abandoned Pools - Clone High [GILBERT GARFIELD: Clones]
Weezer - Say It Ain't So [MADDY: Power Pop]
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics [GILBERT GARFIELD: Clones]
The Weeknd - The Hills [GILBERT GARFIELD: Measurements of time, eyes]
Kesha - Take It Off [MADDY: Kesha]
Ayesha Erotica - Emo Boy [MADDY: Women]
Endigo - THIS WORLD IS MINE [GILBERT GARFIELD: ARGs, clones, eyes]

judge_jury_and_executioner.mp3

i'm a cat who loves to snooze.

all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar

★ 21, fuckin/whatever (fluid), UTDR ♡
This is my cool and new Bio !!!

Just an archive page. I will most likely have some songs that I liked that were deleted off of Soundcloud or just songs I like in general.

ugly

my youtube that's okay I guess: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSBrPkQKE7k9uGBmdxIH1YA?

judge_jury_and_executioner.mp3

maddy