A request, Annatier (reitanna seishin) Vs Vannalemon (Vannamelon)

Rick Grimes:
Coming out from the woodwork, it’s sheriff Rick Grimes
Seen enough infected bodies to know about sick rhymes
I’ve popped off on walkers and thugs on the frenzy
And now I’ll fire off this zombie from the N-Team  
AMC’s packing seats, this emcee’s packing heat
Stacking beef to slash the beat on Castlevania’s tragedy
Cuz Rick’s got a trick shot for this plot, so piss off
I see Barbie and He-Man sent their son to go hip hop
I’m faithful to my squad, Belmonts ain’t even near it
You’re outclassed by your granddaddy when it comes to team spirit
I’ll die with my loved ones, while you rot on the NES
You can’t boss me around kid, this ain’t Simon Says

Simon Belmont:
That crew won’t trust you without a gun safe
There's no "I" in team, same goes for your son’s face
You rain blood on the bible, those sins are unforgettable
Here, you would spend the rest of your life in a confessional
Let me give you some posts for your apocalypse, Grimes!
I’m putting bookmarks in your mind, like your son smoking your wife
The way you scream at your friends and kick them out, you’ll be next
I’ll cross you out like the way walkers crossed out your ex
Go adopt another spinoff like it was your step daughter
You’re dragging your plot on so much, you turn your watchers into Walkers
And calling more cops wouldn’t make the gore stop
I’m gonna whip through this pig and get myself a pork chop

Rick Grimes:
Enjoy your last quest, soon you’ll be left behind
No wonder a series with Dracula got sucked dry
You don’t clap foes in Smash Bros, you’re off the trail
Your final smash could barely even quake the Richter scale

Simon Belmont:
My kill count stacks a whole evolution of beasts
You’d barely hold your own against a bunch of rotten meat
Now Simon’s Quest is finished, I won’t hear more from this sinner
The tables have turned for another final dinner

Simon Belmont vs. Rick Grimes - Rap Battle!

HarryPotter2875 as Jay Gatsby (Greed)
Seth (CBRB) as Christian Grey (Lust)
Skeep as Augustus Gloop (Gluttony)
WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer (Sloth)
Mr. E Owl as Macbeth (Envy)
UnamusedDetective as Carrie White (Wrath)
Adam as Victor Frankenstein (Pride)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq1kADLIDApl3QB5kJXBFd0_PDkR-F40mm5Yp3L8lVA/edit

Beats by Kustom, Beatgeekz, Allrounda, and Ear2thebeat.

URBoF

The Seven Deadly Sins Royale - URBoF #7

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
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CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
___________________________________________________
Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Eddiefrb as Harvey Beaks
Seth as Harvey Birdman

Harvey Birdman:
Rules were made to be broken, and the same goes for your face
The best marvy attorney against a Chowder disgrace? I’ll take the case!
Trying to be a Bad Seed, but you're just a little Steam-punk
You can't stand the burns from my rap when I'm powered by the sun!
I’m a superhero lawyer, saving the characters you love
You’re a child who can’t fight me when getting hurt’s what you’re afraid of
Debbie, cancel my appointment with BoJack; I’ve got a new foe to diss
‘Cause I’m cracking an even way bigger egghead than Beaks’ baby sis!

Harvey Beaks:
Alright, Phoenix Wrong! You’ll need your solar shield when I beat you
I’ll be launching you out of this battle, have you going “Pe-Choo!”
I may not like getting hurt, but it’s not like you could even hurt me
Scurry back to your coworkers like Captain Falcon and the Murray
Instead of dancing around your cases’ issues, why don't you actually solve them?
Turned into a parody of your own show, call it The Space Ghost Problem!
Stuck in a boring office job, while I'm still going on adventures
You’re just a Justice League reject who only hangs with one Avenger
 
Harvey Birdman:
This itty-bitty Bugaboo should go back to playing with his toy chicken
You’re voiced by a lion, but you roar more like a kitten!
A neurotic neat-freak that's way worse than Reducto, so back off!
There was less emotion in your raps than what you’d see from your grandpa
You favor the index finger, but I’ll give you the middle one
For wanting to be a Rebel, you try too hard to have civil fun
A real dodo bird; you can’t fly AND you’re afraid of heights!
I’m shooting energy beams from my fists. You can’t put up a fight
You’re dissing dishes so bad, a Recipe for Disaster
So emotionally fragile. Like your plate, I’ll leave you shattered
Beat you to a pulp, then be the attorney to represent ya
And in case you didn't, “Hey, did you get that diss I sent ya?”

Harvey Beaks:
What did you say about me?! Now you've unleashed my stern rage!
With flow like a mermaid, I’ll lock this third-rate in his birdcage!
I’m killin’ it with imps, spitting from the highest of trees
Even Technobear would be impressed by how I’m rocking this beat
This sleazebag will be splat real fast by this Greenblatt
Steal the crest of your rap like I was wearing a red ski mask
A bigger fail than Kratz, this is another case you’ve lost
You’re unloved by your wife and ignored by your boss
Fly back to Boo Boo, or I’ll leave you with boo boos, too
Wash out that potty mouth. Looks like your fans all flew the coop!
Calling me emotional? Hah! You’re one to talk, man!
You’re a flash in the pan, a sham, and a rip-off of Hawkman!
 
Harvey Birdman:
I’m a rip-off? Like when you ripped-off Batman as the Night Maid?
Such a shame. Your raps were even a disappointment to Dade
You can suck deez Peanuts and run back to Peabody, Sherman
Your Honor, you'll find that he's guilty. You’ve lost to BIIIIRDMAN!
 
Harvey Beaks:
Well, you can witness this quick diss I’m spitting at this pest
Had a volcano base, but your rhymes are lukewarm at best
I’d rid myself of my moisturizer and you still couldn’t scar me
Ending you like your superhero career, it’s the Death of Harvey

(SCRAPPED) Harvey Beaks vs Harvey Birdman

Mathematical! A new WCRB battle is out today. The adventurous duo, Finn and Jake, take on a new challenge as they face Sans and Papyrus.

P.S: This is, imo, my best written battle.
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CREDITS

► Sans, voiced by 
Mancha (UBERocity)
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

► Papyrus and Finn the Human, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Jake the Dog, voiced by 
Metalfire
https://soundcloud.com/metalfire-2

► Announcer, played by
Freshy Kanal/Dustin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
__________________________________________________

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Beatg33kz and Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14341116
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Lyrics:

Papyrus:
Halt, intruders! I, the Great Papyrus, will defeat you!
And my heroic deeds will be heard across the Land of Ooo,
I cook rhymes like spaghetti, these intruders aren’t ready
For my puzzling maze of traps that’ll leave you for dead, see?
It must be lonely, where Diet Doggo’s your only friend.
I’d say you're Finn-ished, but your name literally means The End!
My quirky personality is another thing you lack,
And I’ll hunt down this rat pack, on this track, with my special attack!

Finn the Human:
Shut your glob, Snapdragon, no-one wants to take your place!
This bonehead cried for help, but too bad, nobody came!
You live in the Underground, while me and Jake are Earthbound,
With my Demon Sword in hand, I will genocide you to the ground!
This Banana-Guard wannabe is looking for a new position,
You only have burned pasta to face the opposition?
At least I can take a hit, unlike this Kreeper from the Crypt,
I shall grant thee clemency, if you do the splits!

Sans:
Do the splits? Kid, the only thing splitting is your blade, son.
It’s the end of your Adventure, Time to get dunked on!
All the Little People think your show is been there, done that,
There’s not much to your Chara-cter, yet you face me on this track?
Not sure if I should trust a dog, with his Lady Rainicorn,
I know you’re not a brony, but don’t you wanna “clop” that horn?
In an alternate timeline, I’d rather face the Ice King,
Though I would rather roast you, but Phoebe did it for me.

Jake the Dog:
Such big mouths from a pair of Spooky Scary Skeletons,
When it comes to fighting monsters, me and Finn already Mett-a-Ton!
Sans, your time is over, your popularity died!
This rap battle is Card Wars, you’re the dweeb, I’m the Cool Guy!
And Papyrus, sorry, man, but you ain’t at Tier 2!
Looks like these Grimm-ly Brothers bit off more than I can chew!
Can this egotistical bonebag make disses that are mathematical?
You remind me of Lemongrab, cause your fandom’s unacceptable!

Finn and Jake VS Sans and Papyrus - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two Premiere

Starring
Light as the Grinch
Fle as Shrek

The Grinch:
The people of Whoville are nothing put next
To this pompous swamp-monster known only as Shrek
“Why”, you all blare, do I oh-so-hate him?
Behind all those layers he’s beyond Ogre-rated
Tasteless, I may have stole Christmas, in fact; 
You took everything ‘Disney’ and wrapped it with trash 
Even happened to nab Seuss’ Cat in the Hat
And before you drag on, tell your ass to stay back 

Shrek:
Donkey, see, something uglier than me!
GET OUT MY SWAMP! GET OFF MY BEAT! 
Hey, list em; Head’s twisted, Lyrically, nay gifted
You suck at wrapping, that’s why you resent Christmas 
I’m shreking fools; take your fur and deck the halls 
Ya heart’s not the only thing two sizes too small
Somebody once told me this hairy sock wants trouble 
You must’ve been cursed by your fairy godmother;
You were one in a million; a classic written for children 
Nowadays you’ve been plastered next to a billion Minions 

The Grinch:
You’re a monster, that said, I think you should retire 
Halloween already has a Mike Myers
Ech, a reboot of this snotty disaster? 
Say bye to your Happily Ever After

The Grinch vs Shrek. CMRB

Duck Hunt: *dog laugh*
Look! I’ve found the bones of a series left in shambles
If you’re anything like your fanboys, than your brain must be scrambled
Like your eggs, sequel quality, and your licensing rights
So check my bark and my bite when you’re inciting a fight
You were the Nuts & Bolts of Rare, now their name is self aware 
Because after Microsoft I looked and couldn’t find them anywhere
Your games were shiny and polished but now they’re  more rusted
I was kicking this can, you two were kicking the bucket 

Banjo & Kazooie:
This Duo with no identity is more than just in name
Guh Huh!! Nintendogs were already in the game! 
Kazooie! 
KAZOOIE:
NO MATTER WHO YOU ASK THEY ALL DESPISE YOU
YOUVE ALREADY ANNOYED ME MORE THAN THAT WITCH GRUNTILDA’S RHYMES DO
Banjo:
It’s okay Kazooie, it’s clear this that dog can’t spit fire
Which is funny when you factor in the Dalmatian attire
So you really think you can best the best tag team HARDLY
LETS SHOW THIS MUTT This isn’t our first party

Duck Hunt: 
Too slow on the draw! Im the one who’s known by gamers!
While You’re more known for ripping off of King K Rool’s trailer
Slap me aside but you know that I’m iconic 
The backseat driver’s in charge here, isn’t that ironic 
Kazooie face it, you’re placements only for comedic words
And you know I’m pretty good at taking our wounded birds
Banjo you’re too nice for a diss rap but I guess it doesn’t matter
Even Mumbo couldn’t turn you two morons to better rappers 



Banjo:
Here I thought this gunman would sling out more retorts
Only bought for your bundle - A PISS POOR WII SPORTS
We don’t swear in this series WELL WHY THE HELL NOT?
They think that they’re up our alley THEY MISSED THEIR DAMN SHOT
*sigh* This is a family channel, please watch what you say
Let’s not get banned like their stage in competitive play!
Now don’t get too mad, but unlike your game, you got played 
SO BAD EVEN OLD YELLER MET A BETTER FATE

Duck Hunt vs Banjo & Kazooie. Super Smash Raps #3

Video coming mid-May!
I don't plan to use anime very frequently in this series, but this matchup was too good to pass up. The underwater invader of humanity Ika Musume from Squid Girl comes to blows with the fresh squid kid of Splatoon, Inkling. 

Azia as Ika Musume
garbageGothic as Inkling Girl

IKA MUSUME:
From the depths of the sea, I got an inkling of threats and
I won’t let your Turf Wars bring our armageddon
You’ve polluted your genre and now it’s time that I step in
It’s time to get Kraken! I’m the new Special Weapon!
Like Sanae, your childish game failed to woomy
So I won’t be outmatched this time - my plan will go smoothly
I’m accustomed to customers - serving sea creatures is easy
You can’t touch me! I’m scrubbing out this scrub like a Squee-G
This Splatfestering evolution of my kind’s a poor replacement
So i’ll make you ink yourself - you’ll require a cleaning, Agent!
Still want a resolution? Don’t try to take me on
You’re down to 720ps in a cephalopod
You’re a shrimpy little wimp no longer eaten up by fans
What good is a squid that can’t swim or make waves outside Japan?
(grrrr) This Inkling’s sinking in thinking she’ll spit hotter
This dissing’s your ink blotter to stick you in stillwater

INKLING:
Calm down there, sister. I think it’s time you grow up
You can’t face my massive growth when you’re stunned by beach blow-ups
Your anime’s unknown, my freshness is intact
When firing in rap, I'm leaving this shrimp splat
I’m heatin’ up this match, and yet you’re still in hat
You should really relax, take it off and kick back
Then you’ll catch a quick flash, your life is now entrapped
I’m leaving a wimp brat like her costume - ink sacked!
What are you, anyways? With that controllable hair
Are you another ARMS character trying to compare?
‘Cuz I’m passing with flying colours as I fire Splattershots amidst
You’re bombing and vomiting up your own ink as a condiment!
Secretly hated by all her so-called companions
This naive sucker belongs in the Octo Expansion
Sure, you failed at your invasion, but it’s really not that rough
You’ve already been pun-ished for finally taking a dub

IKA MUSUME:
Okay, you’ve put on a Shonen, but you’re not Off The Hook yet
With your racist tendencies from your octopus threats
For sea creatures, my mantra may be to be accommodating
But I’ll Sub-vert my morals here to drop this a-Bomb-ination

INKLING:
Got the Splatterscope on ya, your shots are like a Super Soaker
I’ll flatten your thick skull - call that a Crunchyroller
I’m a kid and a squid now, neither of which you ruled over!
Even the Gamepad was a more effective controller

Cover Art by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb
Audio Engineered by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Prod. by Dansonn

NEXT BATTLE: Doggy Doggy What Now?

Ika Musume vs Inkling - Rap Battle(ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

When browsing the channels to surf, you may just come across something you were never meant to find. Today, two mysterious channel surfers duke it out in a rap battle. The illusive online creepypasta, Candle Cove, against the bizarre hacker behind The Max Headroom Incident.

SnakeBite126 as Pirate Percy.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK5...

Kae as Janice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCAuz...

twitter.com/bakamatsuva?s=09
FyxFynn as The Skintaker.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8b...
mobile.twitter.com/FynFyx

Stark Media as Horace Horrible and "Max Headroom's" video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL...
@stark-media

MetaMachine as "Max Headroom's" voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJfd...
@user-961171130

Kamren the Person as the offscreen observer's voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCnel...
@kamren-the-rea...

Fightmarker as the offscreen observer's video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJ...
@stopmotionrapb...

Written by GamingPlush64, B O R K, and Zfr_
www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzn...
www.twitch.tv/imzfr

Mixing and Mastering done by Freshy Kanal.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLj...

3d Laughingstock model by Hans Michael Grimm.
itsfairlygrimm@gmail.com

Beat by Audio Network

Cover art by Astro.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...
@paigekillsnazis

Lyrics:

“Max Headroom”
That does it! I’m tired of the lack of words
So I’ve hijacked this nerd; Happy Appy kin is getting more than candle burns
When I go in with flows swift
I’ll spit a firewall to stop their spam returns

Candle Cove
Seems to me an opponent has boarded on the airwaves
Percy, I’m worried! No need to be scared, they
Only show static and darkness from their display
So I’ll let my diss play - A shantie that’ll spit flames!

“Max Headroom”
[Moan] They’re coming to get me!
Cause their love is fading and their candle is dimming
So they’re lashing out at prime time hijacking legacies!
But your lines could never pack a bite; even if you were made of teeth!

Candle Cove
Once again, your first prank flops
I’m cutting you off like The Horror of Fang Rock
With our runtime this one time hack should be impressed
Our story is a treasure - And I still see the X!
We’re similar - Both broadcasts show static and screaming,
but the flaw with the matchup is we mean to
You’re just noisy nonsense in rap and the feed so
We will swat a fraud - your second live beat down!
I’ve ventured the most dastardly caves
You’re mocking audiences for catching the wave?
I mean, what do you have to gain?
Just an advanced troll so defensive he won’t announce his face

“Max Headroom”
It’s not the first time a Sci-Fi’s been wiped
By my design, and I didn’t have to go inside
Ooooh, my piles described these intrusions as losers
So turn yourself in, Captain Midnight!
[Nervous giggles] Oh, Jesus!
Your Channel Zero premiere sucked!
Your show is bare bones, while I’m the god of rap
“Anyone remember this kid’s show?” No-body asked!

Candle Cove
Well it seems we’re beat when screaming for an episode
Who’d have thunk a pirate crew would have the wetter flow? I think he wants a better foe!
It’s Horrible Horace, I’ll keelhaul your corpses
When I board the vessel you bet you’ll be torn up
And muted like your first show stop
I’m spitting sea salt, you’re throwing soda
I’ll traverse the high seas to find yee over briny depths
And then remove your head and grind ye flesh

“Max Headroom”
Hey, I didn’t wanna pay you puppets a visit.
The news was already taken over by Vrillon and liberals
So I chose the second best thing to send out my message
And it happened to be the Cartoon Network lost episode section!
So listen Flapjack, your wack rap is over
Time to move on from the Cove, like your owner!
I’m just happy I got the chance to roast nerds
I’m pulling the plug and ending this on my own terms!

Candle Cove vs. The Max Headroom Incident. Decent PG Rap Battles.

WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-EtHrBHBQ

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

DeegleNV as Wario Apparition
J. as Herobrine

Herobrine:
Back in 2010 a single screenshot was taken
And I cemented myself as the gaming urban legend demon
Flash forward a decade and now the trend scaring gamers
Is some low-effort copypasta with its origins in memeing?
I can’t believe it, I’ve seen OCs with more passion
I’ll make your tears streaming, about to speedrun this rap and
It takes a whole team and hours of debugs and patching
Just for you to see that you cannot remove the classic
This fatso’s got so many chunks to load, the game is freezing
So come chase me down my 2x2s if you can even squeeze in
Keep roaming in the subconscious ‘till you’re forgotten by time
Salty and crying, nothing but anti-hero brine

Wario Apparition:
This mob’s mentality is corrupted to think he’s scaring me
But that verse was worse than a Minecraft parody
You’re a con like E3, but now the worst has arrived
You should know that every diss I spit is personalized
Take your tired whiner talk to my Dire Dire Docks
Where I fire miners off and leave ‘em fired worse than Notch
I’m a boss, you stink more than my Waft, and here’s the deal
It won’t take a source code leak for me to prove your L is real
A so called stalker and palette swap as a bad guy?
Your legend couldn’t get cornea if you had eyes
And you’re content to spook any random player that’s spawning in
You’re the tip of the iceberg, i’m the whole Ocean Monument
My garlic and gas will kick in to harness the rap i’m spitting
You’re hardly crafting a diss versus Wario Apparition
You’re irrelevant and old news - everybody wants to see me
While this dead brother is cared about even less than Luigi

Herobrine:
This head is creeping, appearing for any reason cuz he’s
Jealous he will never get a peep at Princess Peach’s Nether region
Warn me about seeing you for the side effects? Please, bro
Looking down on you’s only stroking my ego
This Apparition’s unable to Cope-land - Not punchin’ trees when i’m saying i’ll throw hands
Your meme is growing so slow, it’s in Soul Sand, as expected when your origin’s 4chan
I’m gaming’s stalwart monster - burning brighter than lava
While this Italian is held up on his creepy pasta

Wario Apparition:
Enter this retextured painting, no escaping this entity
I’ll leave you seeing more stars than it takes for you to get to me
Your builds will all be demoed and after i’m done rapping
They’ll have to add “Herobrine Removed.” back in the patches

Written by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Illustrations by BMB
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Mastered by Sebb
Beat prod. by ThatKidGoran

Wario Apparition vs Herobrine - Urban Legend Rap Battle

Elijah as Chowder
J Morris as Remy
Rocket as Mung

Lyrics:
Chowder:
Hey Mung! Yes? There's a rat in the kitchen!
But don’t worry, I’ll be sure to fry this rodent like chicken
‘Cause when I take the mic, you’re gonna take the loss
Like a skillet, I kill it Rat, got flows that’ll blow your socks off
Yo, this hat rack for Linguini's way beneath me
Tryna beat me and you'll get rejected like Panini, ain't that steamy?
You're a teeny little being, how can you step up to Chowder?
You’d still be in my shadow if I took Cinnamini powder

Remy:
Ew, that verse was tasteless, it couldn't pack a good punch
What you cooked up was rancid, Emile wouldn't eat it for lunch
Kid, if you were what you eat, you probably munch on the poorer stuff
But I hope you're hungry for what I'm about to serve; Order up!
You don't wanna get burned by the best chef in Paris
When you get chopped, you’ll be embarrassed that you’re gonna want to run to your parents
Oh wait, they’re dead like your humor is! Yet your audience absorbs all
A lazy show with a lazy kid, you’re breaking scales like the 4th wall

Chowder:
If we had any competition, you'd know I'd wear the crown
Your verse was a 2, MUNG! Another restaurant down!

Remy:
Oh please, don't get this all twisted like a burple nurple
Cause if we pondered cancellations, we’d be going in circles
 
Chowder:
It’s not like a two parter would be given to this bare mouse
I got you stressing, you're gonna want to pull your own hairs out

Remy:
That's a lot of fluff coming from a purple marshmallow
Biting on my style, I thought you came from Vídeo Brinquedo!

Chowder:
Sold your time with family for a soup bowl?
Thinking you're the better taster? Ha! That's comedy gold!
And as far as ratings go, I admit I’m not a defender
But I’m sure your restaurant’s a big hit for all the health inspectors

Remy: 
Rep destroyed by a building show and buried all of your earnings
Annoyed the execs so much and yet they call me the vermin
Yo, I’m the head of the kitchen, so be my trainee and listen
I thought anyone could cook ‘fore I met this special ed kitten

Written by Matthew, Jacob and Alen

Additional Help from Light, Freshy Kanal, Trakked, Fightmarker, Brodecai and Snakebite126

"Comedy gold" by TimeLord 103, Mason the Nation, MetaMachine, InfiniTV and CyanMilkShake

Mixed & Mastered by Light & Jacob

Beat by William Davies of Audio Network

Finn and Jake VS Sans and Papyrus - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two Premiere

Wicked Crossover Rap Channel

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