Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Mathematical! A new WCRB battle is out today. The adventurous duo, Finn and Jake, take on a new challenge as they face Sans and Papyrus.

P.S: This is, imo, my best written battle.
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CREDITS

► Sans, voiced by 
Mancha (UBERocity)
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

► Papyrus and Finn the Human, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Jake the Dog, voiced by 
Metalfire
https://soundcloud.com/metalfire-2

► Announcer, played by
Freshy Kanal/Dustin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Beatg33kz and Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14341116
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Lyrics:

Papyrus:
Halt, intruders! I, the Great Papyrus, will defeat you!
And my heroic deeds will be heard across the Land of Ooo,
I cook rhymes like spaghetti, these intruders aren’t ready
For my puzzling maze of traps that’ll leave you for dead, see?
It must be lonely, where Diet Doggo’s your only friend.
I’d say you're Finn-ished, but your name literally means The End!
My quirky personality is another thing you lack,
And I’ll hunt down this rat pack, on this track, with my special attack!

Finn the Human:
Shut your glob, Snapdragon, no-one wants to take your place!
This bonehead cried for help, but too bad, nobody came!
You live in the Underground, while me and Jake are Earthbound,
With my Demon Sword in hand, I will genocide you to the ground!
This Banana-Guard wannabe is looking for a new position,
You only have burned pasta to face the opposition?
At least I can take a hit, unlike this Kreeper from the Crypt,
I shall grant thee clemency, if you do the splits!

Sans:
Do the splits? Kid, the only thing splitting is your blade, son.
It’s the end of your Adventure, Time to get dunked on!
All the Little People think your show is been there, done that,
There’s not much to your Chara-cter, yet you face me on this track?
Not sure if I should trust a dog, with his Lady Rainicorn,
I know you’re not a brony, but don’t you wanna “clop” that horn?
In an alternate timeline, I’d rather face the Ice King,
Though I would rather roast you, but Phoebe did it for me.

Jake the Dog:
Such big mouths from a pair of Spooky Scary Skeletons,
When it comes to fighting monsters, me and Finn already Mett-a-Ton!
Sans, your time is over, your popularity died!
This rap battle is Card Wars, you’re the dweeb, I’m the Cool Guy!
And Papyrus, sorry, man, but you ain’t at Tier 2!
Looks like these Grimm-ly Brothers bit off more than I can chew!
Can this egotistical bonebag make disses that are mathematical?
You remind me of Lemongrab, cause your fandom’s unacceptable!

Finn and Jake VS Sans and Papyrus - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two Premiere

Mancha as Serperior
Adam as Emboar
Seth as Samurott

Serperior:
I’m bringin' style and Swagger to Nuvema at last
Even with your Shell Armor, I’ll finish you off fast 
I’m a pure bred rapper, it’s my Natural Gift
Where with your movepool man, you’re just naturally shit!
Coiling up fire types, get ya trapped in a Twister
I don’t wanna Hold Back, this Gastro Asshole’s bitter!
I'm the king of this battle, this regality's reality!
Giga Draining anything that’s even aiding your brutality!

Emboar:
I'm fighting fire with fire flaming you from every angle
Turn the tables, constrictor, let's see you get strangled
I’ve got a beard of fire, while this dipshit’s dickless!
SO COME ON! FIRE BACK! I WAS MADE TO BE RECKLESS!
I’m Hammer Arm-ed and ready to spit hotter than the sun’s core
I’ll leave you lying still like you just got hit by a stun spore
When you hear my Roar, you better run the fuck away
Get the hell out my face, EMBOAR IS HERE TO STAY!

Samurott:
This whiskered water warrior’s here to Water Gun you down
You won’t be here to get Revenge when you’re six feet underground
I’m an ace on the mic, I’m even flyer than Skyla!
Any of you beating me? I’d like to see you try! YA!
Lookin' good Emboar, I’ve never seen THAT type before!
Razor Shell you till you’re down, I’m a poor Water Sport
Oshawott the hell do you think you’re doing here man?
They call you the special sweeper because you belong in the trash!

Serperior:
Serperior’s superior, this grass snake’s raised the stakes!
I’ve got my hidden ability equipped to change the metagame!
Fire off a Leaf Storm, But my stat’s won’t decrease 
Samurott, my dear friend, you’re a TRUE game-FREAK!
Speeding Round you with my words, rhyming faster than Tornadus
Never needed Magical Leaf to compete with these failures
When I’m sent out to battle there’s no need to Worry Seed
...Ahh, now that’s the Sweet Scent of victory

Emboar:
I’ve been the best for two games and I think it’s time you learned
So bring it on little bitch, you’re gonna get Blast BURNED!
Head Smash you in half, this fire type’s bringing the pain!
Don’t need Emboarite, I’ve got Mega in my name!
Dewott you must, every result is just the same
Nobody ever picks you when they start up the game!
Time to Power-Up, my Punches focused solely on you
I’ll Wild Charge your bitch ass until you’re black white and blue!

Samurott:
This little Snivy’s just mental, he belongs as a rental!
Because your raps were even worse than your endgame potential!
Emboar’s not unique, he’s less original than Bouffalant!
Didn’t Juniper ever tell you not to step up to a Samurott?!
You won’t get to Retaliate after I use this move
One Shot! Hydro Pump! Introduce you to your doom!
Serperior, learn that you’re just a spineless crisis
And just fucking bow down to generation five’s finest!

Unova Starter Royale. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #7

Red Hood:
Stepping up against this wannabe hack n’ slasher
But here you’re getting played, call it Castle Crashers
You’re completely insane, but what can I really say
for an idiot who got knocked out by a paper plane?
Through all of my training, nothing will ever be enough
But I’m not scared of a scrub who took supplements to get buff
This is Code Red! I’ll Hush you. Don’t try to fight the best
Unless you wanna end up like that skull on your chest!

Punisher:
Hrm, I thought you’d know a bit more about dropping bars
You and that Power Ranger mask aren’t gettin’ very far
Take this low-budget Deadpool down, my guns are locked and loaded
Droppin’ bombs that impact you even more than that explosion
You could never hassle the ways Castle could
Send this Little Red Riding Hood back outta the woods
Why you’re here? You know it really makes my head itch
‘Cause boy, I’ve been known to take down a red bitch

Red Hood:
You know, you’ll probably thank me when I take your life
Then you’d be having a reunion with your children and wife

Punisher:
I’m hearing these words, yet I’m barely diminished
and I won’t need to phone in my lines to have you finished

Red Hood:
From what I can tell, you’re not aiming very sharply
As your rhymes are crappier than that crossover with Archie!

Punisher:
You’re the fan poll that nobody liked, Jason
How could an overzealous todd-ler have replaced Dick Grayson?

Red Hood:
Quite Frank-ly, I'm done with this revenge-bent prick
Since he dealt enough punishment with his terrible flicks
It’s kinda looking like the end of the line
and this time you won’t come back as some angsty Frankenstein

Punisher:
Kid, your whole defying death has caused enough Injustice
A war on your Knight surely won’t be left bloodless
‘Cause when it comes to law, sometime’s you’ve gotta say screw it
I’d give you proper punishment, but Joker beat me to it

Seth as Red Hood
Light as The Punisher

Coverart by Fightmarker

Written by: Seth, Dragonsblood23, B-Lo Lorbes, Elvis Goop, Stofferex, Matthew Thomas, VRISKA, MythicalKiwi, Honeycombs96, Redkirby101ishere

Red Hood VS The Punisher - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 9

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
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CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
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PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
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LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

These brother duos prepare themselves for Kombat despite the rivalry between them. Hanzo and Genji Shimada of Overwatch against Kuai Liang, Sub-Zero, and Bi-Han, Noob Saibot. Which of these duos will win this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Hanzo and Genji:
Hanzo:
I have lost so much already but I will not lose here
Despite my many burdens, I will still persevere
With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
But with every death you make, gives you permanent imperfection 
Genji:
For Bi-Han, this won’t be his first time a Hanzo left him burned
Swift strikes from my blade is something you both deserve
With the guidance of Zenyatta, I’ve reconciled what I am
But with your cybernetic change, you brought shame upon your clan
Hanzo & Genji:
(Hanzo) Both of you barely outlived the likes of Johnny Cage
(Genji) And this Noob from Ed Boon came back as Quan-Chi’s slave
(Hanzo) Ask Mei, we’ve experienced cold temperatures before
(Genji) If you really want to scare us, it’ll take more than blood and gore

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
Sub-Zero:
If you’re seeking us for Kombat, then you’ve been misunderstood
Hanzo’s bow skills are amateur, you make Kung Jin look good
We never hold back, the cold will make you suffer
At least my brother wasn’t murdered by his other brother
Noob Saibot:
We show no Mercy, so there’s no one here to heal you
We’d disgrace you to your clan but that’s something that you beat us to
I work in the Netherrealm, it’s true, but when I got word of fighting you
I’m willing to join my brother once just to beat two shit Shimada dudes
Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) Slow your pace brother, I know this fight seems easy
But it’s not worth the effort but we’ll still receive Flawless Victory
(Noob) Yes, you are correct and they’re not worthy of Friendship
Because even your family clan treats you with rejection

Hanzo and Genji:
(Hanzo) You dare speak the Shimada name
And bring the family shame by using it in vain?
(Genji) If there is one thing we do to those who make such an assumption
(Hanzo) We awaken the dragon to unleash mass destruction
(Genji) You are the reason that Earthrealm seems so unbalanced
(Hanzo) And your rhymes were just as lazy as Noob’s color palette
(Genji) I have made the enhancement ever since my revival
That even Smoke, Cyrax, and Sektor could never rival
(Hanzo) The Lin Kuei will fall when they witness our might
(Genji) And we will make the Brotherhood of Shadow see the light
(Hanzo) Feel the strength of the Shimada from both bow (Genji) and this blade of mine
(Hanzo) RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! (Genji) RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) You call yourself enhanced Genji? You fall under Kabal
(Noob) When your dragons try to consume us, our strength’s too much to stomach it all
(Sub-Zero) You disgrace your father’s legacy (Noob) Made yourself the enemy
(Sub-Zero) And looking at the Hanzo mains (BOTH) Your skills just show inequity
(Sub-Zero) I’m a Grandmaster (Noob) I’m a wraith that topples Reaper
(Sub-Zero) Both of you lack honor which is why you’re never claimed as leader
(Noob) Without the aid of Overwatch, you will not win this day
(Noob) Shao Kahn calls you pathetic (BOTH) While we’re “play of the game”
(Noob) We could grab you by your limbs as we tear you two in half
(Sub-Zero) Or perhaps you would prefer if we pulled your spines out your backs?
(Noob) We look upon your faces and you seem a bit salty
(Sub-Zero) It seems our rhymes were too cold or should we say (FROSTY!)

CAST:
B-Lo as Hanzo Shimada
HyperJacob96 as Genji Shimada
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Titanium1208 as Noob Saibot

Beat Produced by Bulletz 2 Beatz

Hanzo & Genji Vs Sub-Zero & Noob Saibot - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

People dream to become a hero and these two achieved that dream. Now they come together to face each other in a rap battle. Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku from My Hero Academia and Kamala Khan AKA Ms. Marvel. Which of these two will come out on top? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YLFcGiDQb9nQ3S5aTEj70os1M0EmdpY-6rco4sqTaHQ/edit

CAST:
EndangeredScrubVA as Izuku Midoriya
garbageGothic as Kamala Khan

Beat Produced by Adamack

Finn and Jake VS Sans and Papyrus - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two Premiere

Wicked Crossover Rap Channel