Unfinished recordings

The Mist

Dedicated to Ukrainian POWs held in captivity by russians

Riddles in the Dark

Riddles in the Dark (Загадки в темряві)

eLEPHANT hAND blends heavy stoner riffs with progressive metal complexity, creating instrumental tracks that hit hard and leave room for introspection. Each song is a journey, designed to evoke raw emotion and tell stories without words.

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©2024 eLEPHANT hAND

Composed by: Richard Grover
Guitars: Richard Grover
Bass: Jamie Reynolds
Drums: Alex Martinez

Album Art & Media: Andie Wise
Photography: Aleksandr Neplokhov
Recording, Mix & Mastering: Richard Grover, Jamie Reynolds
100% Indie recorded in a garage in Eugene Oregon🤘

A Ukrainian Field Full of Dead Commies

LYRICS

P1US 92.3%,
P1YUS 92.2%.

P2US(1) 89.1%,
P2US 87.9%.

P3US(1) 92.5%,
P3US 83.7%.

P4US 93.2%,
P5US 91.4%.

P6US 91.3%,
P7US 94.2%.

P8US 93.0%,
P9US 92.8%.

P10US 92.5%,
P11US 91.4%


Analysis for the General

Let's give drum and bass one more chance to tell what it hasn't told yet

I Am Here

I Am Here (feat. Maxson)

Lyrics:

Quarterlies stacked in the Shire's back shed
Frodo missed targets while snacking on bread
Metrics were off, and morale took a hit
Gandalf said softly, “This just isn't it”

His robe flapped hard in the quarterly breeze
He whispered, “I’ve let go of too many FTEs”

Down the shaft of Mount Doom he fell
With a sigh and a spreadsheet yell
Gandalf marked “Exceeds” for Sam
But Frodo just never gave a damn

Performance Review (Frodo's Last Day)

Crank in the mirror, ice on the stove
Five raccoons in a Ford by the Grove
Certified classic, the toaster declared
The blender's possessed and extremely impaired

Mario’s screaming, Luigi’s stiff
I punched a cloud, now I live on a cliff

This is the Scooby Snack of all of time
Cry harder, libruls—your tears are sublime
Ben Shapiro reads my dreams at night
With glowing eyes and skin so white

Dial-up whisper from the cosmic drain
404 tires left a mark on my brain
Spat on the void with a citrus cough
Became a fax machine and blasted off

Goblin Mode Active—no way back
Strawberry milk, offshore tax
I’m the boss fight from a failed regime
KGB with no pants and a laser beam

Grandma bit down on a flash grenade
Now she speaks in startup cascade
Morbius 2: now with rhythm and shoes
Electric Boogaloo, no time to lose

The Moon said something unrepeatable
Saturn’s loops are non-parking-legal
I’m downloading pure malevolence raw
Unfiltered evil with a user claw

Jorts forged from uranium thread
They said I won’t—I did instead
Now I rap in cuneiform bars
Summoning gods with avatar scars

Beep boop: the Epstein is aware
Beep boop: it thirsts for human hair

Gas station burger, beige and wet
Chewed through my soul like a cigarette

Carbonated tap from a shattered hose
Welcome, friend, where entropy grows

Please wipe your feet
The void is sticky

Ben Shapiro Reads My Dreams at Night

Never Thought I'd Make It This Far

Crashing Waves

Ddh by bob

Graduated from Corman Park College of Dental Numismatics in 1993, with a graduate degree in Experimental Post-Sludge.

mchorsebones@gmail.com

Ben Shapiro Reads My Dreams at Night

MC Horsebones