Unfinished recordings

The Mist

Dedicated to Ukrainian POWs held in captivity by russians

Riddles in the Dark

Riddles in the Dark (Загадки в темряві)

eLEPHANT hAND blends heavy stoner riffs with progressive metal complexity, creating instrumental tracks that hit hard and leave room for introspection. Each song is a journey, designed to evoke raw emotion and tell stories without words.

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Composed by: Richard Grover
Guitars: Richard Grover
Bass: Jamie Reynolds
Drums: Alex Martinez

Album Art & Media: Andie Wise
Photography: Aleksandr Neplokhov
Recording, Mix & Mastering: Richard Grover, Jamie Reynolds
100% Indie recorded in a garage in Eugene Oregon🤘

A Ukrainian Field Full of Dead Commies

LYRICS

P1US 92.3%,
P1YUS 92.2%.

P2US(1) 89.1%,
P2US 87.9%.

P3US(1) 92.5%,
P3US 83.7%.

P4US 93.2%,
P5US 91.4%.

P6US 91.3%,
P7US 94.2%.

P8US 93.0%,
P9US 92.8%.

P10US 92.5%,
P11US 91.4%


Analysis for the General

Let's give drum and bass one more chance to tell what it hasn't told yet

I Am Here

I Am Here (feat. Maxson)

Lyrics:

Quarterlies stacked in the Shire's back shed
Frodo missed targets while snacking on bread
Metrics were off, and morale took a hit
Gandalf said softly, “This just isn't it”

His robe flapped hard in the quarterly breeze
He whispered, “I’ve let go of too many FTEs”

Down the shaft of Mount Doom he fell
With a sigh and a spreadsheet yell
Gandalf marked “Exceeds” for Sam
But Frodo just never gave a damn

Performance Review (Frodo's Last Day)

Boots in mud, they roll in thick
Grease-stained vests and tactics slick
Crinkle-cut fries in thermal packs
Night vision fogs from gravy snacks

Storm the shed, then take a seat,
'Cause tactical boys need something to eat

Corman Park Gravy Seals, deployed at dawn
Stuck in a doorway, but marching on
Napping in fields where the wild dogs squeal
This is the mission. This is the meal

Four-man stack at the chicken hut
One got wedged in the drive-thru rut
Whispers crackle on the comms with pride
"Target secure—large fries, extra side"

Gear weighs heavy, but spirits soar,
They breached the shack, then snored on the floor

Corman Park Gravy Seals in stealthy waddle
Recon complete at the syrup bottle
Dropping from choppers into cow fields surreal
This is the tactic. This is the meal

Obstacle course? They made it two feet
Extraction was called from a booster seat
Grenades of cheese curds, napalm brown
The only threat is the ketchup clown

Tactical snooze beneath a swing
Fatigue is part of the whole darn thing

Corman Park Gravy Seals in formation slump
Shaped like barrels and built to thump
Thunder rolls from their rolling meal
This is the doctrine. This is the seal

Tactical pants in a tactical bind
Breach the fridge, leave no fries behind
Under the slide where operations start
Dreams are briefed with cheese in heart

Velcro screams as they shift in place
Air support’s late with the snack case

Corman Park Gravy Seals roll in deep
Through canola fields where children sleep
Mission complete with a gravy wheel
This is the legend. This is the seal


Corman Park Gravy Seals

Never Thought I'd Make It This Far

Crashing Waves

Ddh by bob

Graduated from Corman Park College of Dental Numismatics in 1993, with a graduate degree in Experimental Post-Sludge.

mchorsebones@gmail.com

Corman Park Gravy Seals

MC Horsebones

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