Unfinished recordings

The Mist

Dedicated to Ukrainian POWs held in captivity by russians

Riddles in the Dark

Riddles in the Dark (Загадки в темряві)

eLEPHANT hAND blends heavy stoner riffs with progressive metal complexity, creating instrumental tracks that hit hard and leave room for introspection. Each song is a journey, designed to evoke raw emotion and tell stories without words.

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Composed by: Richard Grover
Guitars: Richard Grover
Bass: Jamie Reynolds
Drums: Alex Martinez

Album Art & Media: Andie Wise
Photography: Aleksandr Neplokhov
Recording, Mix & Mastering: Richard Grover, Jamie Reynolds
100% Indie recorded in a garage in Eugene Oregon🤘

A Ukrainian Field Full of Dead Commies

Locked in? That's cool
But I'm locked OUT
Domino's denied me
system's fried me

Typed in the sacred code, 33 times
Pyramid of sauce, dripping in the signs
Dream-delivered vision, but they shut me down
Antelope eyes roll, now I wear the crown

No crust, all sauce, holy vibration
Glass pyramid—cosmic creation

LOCKED OUT
System crash, gotta break the route
LOCKED OUT
Domino's fear what it's all about

Invalid pizza detected—access denied
Rewind it
Invalid pizza detected—access denied
Bring it back

Firewall melts as the bass line rips
Order through the void, transcend the scripts
Sauce floods the network, signals collide
They can't stop the flavor—cosmic override

No crust, all sauce, transcend the gate
Sacred toppings—unlock my fate

LOCKED OUT
Server burns, let the glitch freak out
LOCKED OUT
Domino's trembling, hear them shout

Data storm, I’m the cyber shaman
Decrypt the code, divine ramen
Server groans, system shakes
Holy pie—no mistakes

Locked in? That’s cool
But I’m locked out

No crust
all sauce
dripping
into the void

Invalid Pizza Detected

LYRICS

P1US 92.3%,
P1YUS 92.2%.

P2US(1) 89.1%,
P2US 87.9%.

P3US(1) 92.5%,
P3US 83.7%.

P4US 93.2%,
P5US 91.4%.

P6US 91.3%,
P7US 94.2%.

P8US 93.0%,
P9US 92.8%.

P10US 92.5%,
P11US 91.4%


Analysis for the General

Let's give drum and bass one more chance to tell what it hasn't told yet

I Am Here

I Am Here (feat. Maxson)

Lyrics:

Quarterlies stacked in the Shire's back shed
Frodo missed targets while snacking on bread
Metrics were off, and morale took a hit
Gandalf said softly, “This just isn't it”

His robe flapped hard in the quarterly breeze
He whispered, “I’ve let go of too many FTEs”

Down the shaft of Mount Doom he fell
With a sigh and a spreadsheet yell
Gandalf marked “Exceeds” for Sam
But Frodo just never gave a damn

Performance Review (Frodo's Last Day)

Never Thought I'd Make It This Far

Crashing Waves

Ddh by bob

Graduated from Corman Park College of Dental Numismatics in 1993, with a graduate degree in Experimental Post-Sludge.

mchorsebones@gmail.com

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MC Horsebones

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