Unfinished recordings

The Mist

eLEPHANT hAND blends heavy stoner riffs with progressive metal complexity, creating instrumental tracks that hit hard and leave room for introspection. Each song is a journey, designed to evoke raw emotion and tell stories without words.

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Composed by: Richard Grover
Guitars: Richard Grover
Bass: Jamie Reynolds
Drums: Alex Martinez

Album Art & Media: Andie Wise
Photography: Aleksandr Neplokhov
Recording, Mix & Mastering: Richard Grover, Jamie Reynolds
100% Indie recorded in a garage in Eugene Oregon🤘

A Ukrainian Field Full of Dead Commies

LYRICS

P1US 92.3%,
P1YUS 92.2%.

P2US(1) 89.1%,
P2US 87.9%.

P3US(1) 92.5%,
P3US 83.7%.

P4US 93.2%,
P5US 91.4%.

P6US 91.3%,
P7US 94.2%.

P8US 93.0%,
P9US 92.8%.

P10US 92.5%,
P11US 91.4%


Analysis for the General

Let's give drum and bass one more chance to tell what it hasn't told yet

I Am Here

I Am Here (feat. Maxson)

get on it

Lyrics:

Quarterlies stacked in the Shire's back shed
Frodo missed targets while snacking on bread
Metrics were off, and morale took a hit
Gandalf said softly, “This just isn't it”

His robe flapped hard in the quarterly breeze
He whispered, “I’ve let go of too many FTEs”

Down the shaft of Mount Doom he fell
With a sigh and a spreadsheet yell
Gandalf marked “Exceeds” for Sam
But Frodo just never gave a damn

Performance Review (Frodo's Last Day)

live july 22 1155am

Never Thought I'd Make It This Far

Look at my schlong!

I got my hands right here!
Take your fucking hat off!
I need a hug!
You shot me in my right shoulder!

Look at my schlong!
Look at my schlong!

Let me do some push ups! Get the fuck out of my way!
Back the fuck up!
Whoever could go toe to toe with me, head to head, push-up to push up! Let's get going!
Are you scared? I know you're not scared of me! I'm scared of me!

Look at my schlong!
Look at my schlong!

Can I do a push-up? You guys won't shoot me in the back?
I'm a man, right? I'm a man!
Dude, shut the fuck up!
Put your taser down and shut your mouth!

Look at my schlong!
Look at my schlong!

Every one of you out here is soft!
You think you're hard, motherfucker?
Think you're standing there hard?
You want to see my schlong, dude?

Look at my schlong!
Look at my schlong!

You guys think you're fucking hard?
I'm hard! I'm hard as fuck!
Come and get it baby!
Four-four, four four four!

Look at my schlong!
Look at my schlong!

Get the fuck back now!
I'm going to put a shirt on! I'm going to get my own help!
Let me be quiet and go in my own house!

Look At My Schlong!

Crashing Waves

Ddh by bob

Graduated from Corman Park College of Dental Numismatics in 1993, with a graduate degree in Experimental Post-Sludge.

mchorsebones@gmail.com

Look At My Schlong!

MC Horsebones

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