Unfinished recordings

The Mist

Dedicated to Ukrainian POWs held in captivity by russians

Riddles in the Dark

Riddles in the Dark (Загадки в темряві)

eLEPHANT hAND blends heavy stoner riffs with progressive metal complexity, creating instrumental tracks that hit hard and leave room for introspection. Each song is a journey, designed to evoke raw emotion and tell stories without words.

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©2024 eLEPHANT hAND

Composed by: Richard Grover
Guitars: Richard Grover
Bass: Jamie Reynolds
Drums: Alex Martinez

Album Art & Media: Andie Wise
Photography: Aleksandr Neplokhov
Recording, Mix & Mastering: Richard Grover, Jamie Reynolds
100% Indie recorded in a garage in Eugene Oregon🤘

A Ukrainian Field Full of Dead Commies

LYRICS

P1US 92.3%,
P1YUS 92.2%.

P2US(1) 89.1%,
P2US 87.9%.

P3US(1) 92.5%,
P3US 83.7%.

P4US 93.2%,
P5US 91.4%.

P6US 91.3%,
P7US 94.2%.

P8US 93.0%,
P9US 92.8%.

P10US 92.5%,
P11US 91.4%


Analysis for the General

Let's give drum and bass one more chance to tell what it hasn't told yet

I Am Here

I Am Here (feat. Maxson)

Lyrics:

Quarterlies stacked in the Shire's back shed
Frodo missed targets while snacking on bread
Metrics were off, and morale took a hit
Gandalf said softly, “This just isn't it”

His robe flapped hard in the quarterly breeze
He whispered, “I’ve let go of too many FTEs”

Down the shaft of Mount Doom he fell
With a sigh and a spreadsheet yell
Gandalf marked “Exceeds” for Sam
But Frodo just never gave a damn

Performance Review (Frodo's Last Day)

Never Thought I'd Make It This Far

Grip the straps and spread it wide, leather groans in heat
Pump until the reeds collide, dripping in the beat
Every squeeze a body grind, juices start to pour
Fingers press on keys aligned, begging me for more

Hear the moan of brass, it licks your aching thighs
Every breath I pass, between your swollen cries

I’m here to melt, your velvet skin
The squeeze I’ve dealt, is sliding in
Your lips will part, your flood will gush
Accordion start, you break and blush

Stroke the keys, they wet the floor, piston thrusts in time
Bodies heave and beg for more, dripping on the rhyme
Push it in, then pull it out, sweat and steam collide
Every groan becomes a shout, open up that hide

Hear the bellows wheeze, like lovers locked in sin
Every thrusting squeeze, explodes beneath your skin

I’m here to melt, your hungry core
The squeeze box felt, will make you sore
Your thighs will quake, your moans will sing
Accordion ache, I own the ring

Leather tight across my chest, dripping down my chin
Every pulse a filthy jest, sliding deeper in
Juices on the ivory keys, dripping on the stage
Every wheeze a moaning tease, gasping turns to rage

Hear the wheeze of lust, it drips in every seam
Every squeeze combusts, inside your melting scream

I’m here to melt, your dripping need
The squeeze box spelt, unholy seed
Your walls will break, your heat will burst
Accordion quake, I pump your thirst

Bellows thrust, they spread apart
Dripping lust, it stains your heart
Keys that slide, your mouth agape
Accordion ride, you can’t escape

My Accordion Will Melt Your Butthole Off

Crashing Waves

Ddh by bob

Graduated from Corman Park College of Dental Numismatics in 1993, with a graduate degree in Experimental Post-Sludge.

mchorsebones@gmail.com

My Accordion Will Melt Your Butthole Off

MC Horsebones

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