LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
Let’s give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Doc Brown and Marty McFly vs. Unus Annus!
Begin!

Doc and Marty (0:13):
Great Scott, Marty! We’ve finally arrived in 2022!
Ah jeez Doc, that’s heavy! We got any roasting fuel? Plenty, dude!
I’ve calculated the precise kinds of slights, said in such a tone and way that-
A coward and his masochist friend would have no chance of coming back

Unus & Annus (0:26):
Sorry to cut you off, Doctor, but time waits for no one, that’s absolutely true,
And like sand slipping through the Hourglass of Time, the end has come for you, too
We pride ourselves on our knowledge of death… And we embrace the end to come!
You tryna rap fast to surpass 88, but your track is barely passed mile one

Doc and Marty (0:39):
Your influence was just a grain of sand compared to our pop culture prowess
I mean cooking with sex toys, eating oobleck? It’s like their whole channel was just a loud mess!
This bad fad, cash grab cult’s got its whole moral philosophy in question
They’ll need something stronger than helium for their post-loss therapy session

Unus & Annus (0:52):
We’re Hunger Games victors, your defeat’s in the pictures, it’s clear that we’ve won
When you attempt your best to flex your predictability, surprising no one!
Your movie might be a cult classic, but we leave viewers truly awe-stricken
We’re drawin’ the line, leaving you petrified, hypnotizing another couple chickens

Doc and Marty (1:05):
Nobody calls me chicken! (Nope!) You just hunt for YouTube clickin’! (True!)
With all of that dairy around, you’re really milkin’ the content you’re fixin’
It’s really truly pathetic, with your “who’s the better host?” drama
This battle will be your biggest regret;  Even more than Pee Sauna!
I mean really, a pee sauna? What exactly were you two thinking?
Looking to your fans for more content? Not even Chica could save you from sinking!
I’ve never seen anything cornier than these Del morons begging for sponsorships!
But based on reuploads, Mark, this battle would be another time you’ve lost your shit

Unus & Annus (1:32):
Is anybody home? I don’t think so, think McFly, think!
You take the most minor inconveniences, find time to make a big stink-
And then you get your little happy ending, plot barren and you’re callin’ us corny?
It’s clear to see you’re history, when your biggest legacy is Rick and Morty

Doc and Marty (1:45):
You’re limiting yourselves with all your antics, face it: You’re just. Boxed. In.
Just give it a year and you’ll be forgotten just like. Tiny. Box. Tim.
(Both): Your whole channel was full of whack shit, black and white melts into bad trips
So just go back to being the King of FNaF and sad act Mr. Backflip

Unus & Annus (1:58):
Not even hitting your head again could help you get ahead and come up with a better flow
Spitting verbal manure on the track, but what does your pocket letter show?
Your fate’s been sealed and signed! Face your density, you’ll see you’re past your prime
We’re pronouncing rhymes, committing crimes, and you’re bound to find you're OUTATIME
As we wind down the clock and reflect as this song and dance that won’t be played again
You’re coughing inside a boxed-up coffin that you wanna call a Delorean
It’s too bad we won’t see you tomorrow, so hush now, don’t make a fuss
Farewell you two, Memento Mori, Unus… Annus…

ANNOUNCER
Who won… THIS time?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide!
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles! We’ll see you tomorrow!

Snakebite126 as Unus
Hatena360 as Annus
Alex M. as Doc Brown
Zawesome as Marty McFly

Written by: Michael Stark, Jenni No Mercy, CannibalWorms, GamingPlush64, Mason G, Dilly!, & Danii
Produced by Tristan
Mixed by Michael Stark

Back To The Future vs. Unus Annus - Stark's Rap Battles

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