Spidey Fam as Dimentio
Mint as Green Mage

Beat prod. by Surce
Extra production by Mint
Written, mixed, thumbnail made by Mint

Dimentio:
I know you’re a fan of the arts, son
But you’ve just picked a fight with the Dark One
I'm gaming's token demented jester
But step up, you’re known for accepting death
(Hahahaha!) I’ve never seen a sulker this slow
Oh I love theatrics, but don’t put on a show
Because I’m going to have the most wonderful time
As I keep on cooking up the ultimate flow!
While you were off LARPing and going insane
I’ve got a large posse and it’s growing today
’Cause when my shots fire, I’ll control and delete
This troll and he’ll be released from his coil and be free
Because I think that I’d rather leave you floored than Floro’d
No real niche, so I’ll sweep you thoroughly
And if you believe you’re not mental to mention me
You can drink of Dimentio’s Dimension D!

Green:
I’m almost at a loss for words on this blasphemer
Claiming that he’s hot shit like the highest planner
But the blueprints for your last scheme are
Lookin’ like a half-ass straight from the Tribe of Banter!
When I go and say that I'm striking new ground
I mean I'm striking new ground with lightning, frighteningly loud
And when my song hits there's no piping me down
Yeah while I'm lighting up crowds, people are wishing the first fight had you down!
So you can try to ward off this warlock
But this puppet master’s force stopped by a road block
‘Cause a flat plumber roped off all his poor cons
Add this to the growing list of all of the Ls that this bro’s copped
Go and beg the Count to clean up that crime scene
You try to pull on the strings but can't hatch a rhyme scheme
…Maybe it’s my eye, but I think that I’d see
If you even tried to get in my psyche
Those raps that you lash are so laughably sad
That you're fit to wear that comedy and tragedy mask
To put this asshat on blast I won’t need to grip any weapons
Just a pair of scissors to teach you a lesson

Dimentio:
Well, wasn’t that cute! I should get Steam achievements-
‘Cause you were simply put dishing no hits, Green, I see that
And let me raise a point that’s maybe apt to cause distress:
Against a playwright, maybe write some lines with any actual effect!
(ay!) The entertainer with the harshest prose
Dimensions rise and pass when I spark a flow
Plant this seed in your fragile mind, hark and know
That in this track I’m the pure heart and soul!
Right now Green is green with envy at my grandiose
But he’s in the shadow of my fantastical act and that fact he knows
So leave this feud now or even with the slightest of blunders
At least you won’t be the first man in green I’ve sent under

Green:
Aaaand that’s all that he had
Surprised I endured that without going fuckin’ mad!
A toss up with Red’s arm couldn’t slay your whole shtick
Harder than when Nintendo became a Gold Pig
But the quality now that this loser's done
Shot from Midnight Town at light speed into the sun!
'Fore I head off, I'll give a little send-off, and ruthless:
You’re forever disappointing, that’s an Absolute Truth bitch

Green Mage vs Dimentio. R∆P BATTLE!


Pixel Chris Decided to Challenge Me to a 24 Hour Challenge. Thanks for the Easy $25 Bucks, Pal.

Don't Expect a Music Video, This is An Audio Only.

Both Characters Performed by Dilly
Written by Dilly
Battle Funded by Pixel Chris 
Mixed by KennyFreestyle 
Beat Prod. by BEATG33KZ 

(Krusty the Clown)
hey! can't you let a man have a drag on his smoke break
my show returns at eight, I don't have time for extra jokes, 'kay?
and put that pinocchio boner nose back where it came from 
I'd hate to go through the struggle of blurring out your face cunt
I'm children entertainment at its finest you can't beef with me 
you couldn't play me with or without those piano key ass teeth
my burger stops pop off both in springfield and out of state (ay) 
you couldn't match my makings dawg you only got one chain (ay)

(Goofy Goober)
if that's the best of your comedy, take the costume off 
those disses didn't pinch me an inch dawg you're quite the awful shot 
you smoke more packs than krabs do, your quite the fuckin sad dude
one more cigarette and you'll pass dude lungs turn black and there's no coming back dude (damn dude!)
I'm so rich my cashews got cash shoes I demand a better opportunity to rap dude
having this drunk as a foe ain't a match it's a one sided brawl and it makes me wanna laugh dude 
I stack up my bars like my sundaes, so here's the latest scoop
a goofy goober owns a sad ass boomer rappin? alleyoop! 


Krusty the Clown vs Goofy Goober - 24 Hour Challenge Rap Battle!

Slenderman vs oh il nam

Cast
JustGamer as Oh Il-Nam
BDGR as Slenderman

Crew
Written by acexperts
Writing help from king ducky
Art by box_soldier22, and clarence the duck
Beat by king ef
Mixed by box_soldier22
Thumbnail by box_soldier22


Lyrics
Oh il nam (0:13)
My name is Oh Il Nam, how do you do?
I'm here to talk to you, to make you lose
Honestly im even surprised you showed up
Your the only creepypasta to not blow up
We can hear your children whining 
Makes sense a tree monster is pining 
Lets play a kiddie game of hide and seek
But this pedo can't find me (eww)
You lost tug of war with my guard, mate
On who appeal more to kids in a hard game
the internet takes pastas and milks them
But at least i dont murder children

Slenderman (0:41)
It seems an old man has died, if that was his verse
Appealing to teens? And I thought I was the worst
Anyways, who are you? I left your moments skipped
When your greatest task was to not break your hip
Now you betray your friend then he watched you die
That was the greatest betrayal since you graced people's eyes 
When I control someone, i go the extra mile
While with your puppet? When you died he nearly smiled
Got a 3 piece suit when i am rocking the fame
This urban legend been around for a decade
This crap show has been decayed
Got nothing on how much i get paid
jigsaw has changed his outfit and name
I get more pricks daily than in your squid games

Oh il nam (1:22)
Is that seriously how you want to talk to me
This incredible show against your movie
The style is tired, rippin’ off myers
So go and hide in a kiddies campfire
It sucks, and the only one who knows it is you
My show gave soeng wan, now you gave it too
My show is the pinnacle of home cinema, your gimmicks have gotten boring 
I don't need to be critical, your movies critics did that for me
This Squids game is just shooting ink stains, I'd rather die than see your ships, gay
don't click on vids made by manchildren creating clickbait (clickbait)

Slenderman (1:50)
(it's easy) to see that your the mastermind of squid game 
(You lost) your fucking marbles when creating this game
(cant see me) your chances? Like my arms: slim
(film flopped) yes but not as much as your skin
You must be confused again if you think you’ve won
1 bill, my box office destroys your amount of wan
Give your “And Then They Were None” ripoff and yourself a rest
Because overall you will never escape my forest

Oh Il Nam (Squid Game) Vs Slenderman (ft. Just gamer and BDGR)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTGAMER! My dear friend JustGamer is turning 12 today so I decided to make this weird bullshit in like 2 hours to celebrate!

Beat by Soulker

Sandwich:
The sandwich is back, bitch, burning tracks with my rappin
I pack bread and this boutta be a stomp, call me Galactus
I’m not a strip of cheese so don’t cross me
You ain’t peanut butter, bro you can’t top me
You can call me an oven because I got heat
So make like your chef, suck on my ball meat
You were an olive branch to resolve a frantic brawl but got your ass beaten and squeezed 
Call you the U-pie-ted Nations, with how you fucking suck at keeping a piece
Your ass is temporary, I got more green than Larry
Yo mom’s a virgin so I got on top and popped her cherry

Pie:
It’s easy as pie beating this guy with heat on the mic that you can’t diss
Call me Anakin Piewalker, I don’t like sand…wich 
Thought I was pie but your mindset’s irrational
Your formula’s recipe for disaster, bro
If I wanted sand I’d head to Laguna
I’ve seen better “witches” from Konosuba
I’m layered, I’ll flame ya, you’re gayer, ask Gamer 
He ate ya, I’m gangster, like Psytube, I lift weights bruh
So call me the Pied Piper, attracted your girl and I might pipe her
Now call this a hot take but you and I aren’t equal writers

Sandwich:
You’re calling me gay, bro, you’re literally a fruit pie 
You’re a stupid worthless piece of shit, I’m glad you died
There’s too many cooks in the kitchen, too many sandwiches? Nah man you trippin
I’m appearing just to celebrate special occasions
Your death is one bitch so let’s get it 

Pie:
You know my raps fly
Strapped up with ammo, I’m a mag pie
I can’t die
I always come back like I’m William Afton I got the FNAF rhymes
Now pie’s charting, I’m a hustler, I make it rain, feel the burnin pain
Now before I go I got one last thing to say…

JustGamer's Sandwich vs Kirby's Pie - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity [GAMER DAY SPECIAL!]

We're back biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiatch

RaccoonBroVA as [Agent Name] (audio)
Cri as [Agent Name] (video)

swizkii as Skip (audio)
Pixel Chris as Skip (video)

Backgrounds by flow21z 
Cover Art by Rabi
Mixed by ENNWAY
Beat by ToneJonez
Beat Mix by Pixel Chris and ENNWAY


[AGENT NAME]:
My name is [AGENT NAME], welcome to the house tour
We’ve placed tons of drones and cameras in this house for
Recreating it online, making a “snapshot” of any home
But for [OPPONENT NAME] I fire “snap-shots” at any foe
So I’ll make it clear [OPPONENT NAME], Skip is it?
As a real estate expert, I’ll pay your home a visit-
OH GOD this place reeks of low poly models
The amount of children’s scribbles for wallpaper is awful
Come with Dread X, skills more missing than chat on live feed’s
I come out on web browsers and MatPat plays me on a live stream
I know it’s a parody, but still, your executions poor
Because the host of this kid’s show is nothing but a TorpleDork

Skip:
Well hi there, my name’s Skip and welcome to my house
I was getting ready for my Halloween party, but I guess I’m down
To battle this pathetic salesman with the worst listings
Because it’s easy when you come up shorter than my Uncle Jimmy
I take notes from Blues Clues, but I’d be more of a Steve that Burns 
Got that flannel drip on Halloween, Lumberjack-o-lantern
I went up to your girl like “Wass poppin B?”
Call her Ted the Toolman, I gave her something long and skinny
I must be close to an objective left by Chip, huh-
Oh! It's a W! But it seems I already took it with us!
Your suspicious actions are obvious, there’s no need to pretend

The Ulimate Gamer:
Our game is like quests for swords

Skip:
It's a hidden gem!
Even the Wizrat would spit raps that are less cheesy
Than your diss trash like it’s the It’s plan: wrecked easy
I’m blowing some off steam, like I’m the bathroom faucet
Facing me is suicide, you’re another skeleton in your closet

[AGENT NAME]:
Ok Mr 2 Brain Cells, you think the two of us can go now?
You don’t even own the keys to open doors in your own house
No wonder I work with Northtree, you look up to me
I’m owning you on the beat with no additional fees
I started the opening scene and it already made my eyes hurts
But it seems that’s just the Chip’s Tip of the iceberg
I can check off reasons why we don’t match in wits-
d ont  loo k  at  it  d o nt look at  it
Your green screen game has the worst graphics ever s a    w
Just let it s i  nk in that you’re taking a loss
I win by far more than a h   a i  r, it seems you’re done kid
You couldn’t leave a sc r a t c  h while I leave you CORRUPTED
Alright you man child little shit, I’ll fucking tear you to pieces
Discard your body after 9 to 5 selling leases 
Rapping against the freshest salesman and you think you’ll ball too?
You’ll pay the price for facing me, so expect a call soon

Skip:
Try your best, but you can’t stop what’s discovered
Putting newer X’s on your eyes, these crosses will cover
Your victims won’t compare to the loss you will suffer
Attempts at being shady are like Peat Moss but dumber
My game is unique, you’re lost with the others
Finding my friend’s, but I’m not fond of your numbers
Honestly, I’m just not shocked by your blunders
If I looked like you, my stocks would shudder

Earl:
He can’t catch up like my fish 

Sanchez:
El matadero de este coño no vale nada

The Party Wizard:
As I rock the party, my wizarding would leave him crying to his mama

Skip
Thanks for visiting! Looks like I’ll be making no offer
But I’ll call if the basement needs more company, as if I was the father

Swoldow as The Ulimate Gamer
Tibbs as Earl
CreeperPasta as Sanchez
Pixel Chris as The Party Wizard

Chips Tips Vs The Open House - Hip Hop Hassles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11U6Mxh2sPNpddQKRDQgsQ3UKYC3YvxDg-cIn7nIV0lk/edit
King Mewtwo as Smile Dog
MetaMachine as The Jibblies Painting
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing by Gamingplush64
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by 2Deep
Art by BMB and MaxStar6
Hint for next battle: "Hats off for the holidays" (ft. Bree Han and Belle Beniko)

Smile Dog vs. The Jibblies Painting

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

This is from summer 2021 I don't stand by these lyrics (or this horrendous mic quality) anymore.

Thumbnail by Shimario
Mixed by GlitchDude
Beat by Dansonn probably

Psytube:
Wow, this is barely a fight
Man I’ve never had a battle this unfair in my life
But with all that time on the street getting scared in the night
I suppose it’s pretty good for me to share the spotlight
So I’m facing Jenni now in the second round?
Effort? Damn near every sentence gets you down
Might as well call me Bendy how
I’m giving you these 3 minutes of empty clout
I’ve gotten respected for dropping the best shit in 3 years, since the days that I did edits
You’ve been working your way up for twice that and for what, a couple of writing credits?
So Raichous’ bestie might wanna leave ‘fore I drop a beat worse than you did from your college degree
Come back when you’re top 10 with three battles but until then just quit bothering me
What’s the matter Jenni, you don’t like the casket I’ve laid you in?
Hey don’t worry, Eddie and Seth might show up and like maybe some other canadians
I’m slaying this, it’s a murder scene
Just take a single quick verse for free
You better be grateful I took you to class, I know how much you wanted to work with me

Jenni:
So you’re the guy who whined about his spot in the top ten
The Psy meme with the rhyme schemes like his personality: rotten
But Jenni? There’s no stopping. I’m trashing you on the mic.
Because I treat a verse like I treat a VC: I’m back on the grind!
This dude is falling, I’m master-ballin’ always catching you off guard!
So crushing this duck is not hard. No mercy when I drop bars.
But not to give you a false start, you’ve had a decent run
Claiming to be a rapper, but how many roles have you actually done?
I’m taking the top. Thinking you have a shot against me is an illusion
With those worthless verses you spew, you’ll end up hurting yourself in your confusion!
I’ve seen the worst the world has to offer, your rhymes don’t hurt me
So maybe make like your own homeland, and brexit the tourney

Psytube:
Think a bunch of random references are leaving me dead?
Yo, did your kitten hop up on your keyboard again?
I’m only a kid but I guess I gotta be the one to teach you something
Most people leave home when they become an adult but you’re meant to go to a new one bitch
Not the first brit that you’ve been pitted against, but just keep in mind that this one is a threat
Cause I go outside sometimes while the only grass you touch is in your cigarettes
And I’m always the life of a voice chat, notice how everyone goes when I’m finished
I mean, you're the dopest in loads of VCs too, difference is that you’re the only one in ‘em

Jenni:
That’s it! I’ve had it! No more complainin’.
Your constant bitching drives me insane, kid!
Feedback is basic but you just can't take it
I’ve won awards, you’re FRB famous!
Potential for greatness, you have it, I’d say
But fail when your ego’s standing in your way
So drop all the hate! Learn to behave!
Or I leave a dead meme in his grave

Psytube Vs JenniNoMercy - Scrapped FRB Brawl

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

It might be a tad late for Halloween, but there's always time for a spooky meme! Thanks for tuning in to another Meme Melee, featuring Doot Doot against Spooky Scary Skeletons. Two spooky memes goin' at it, but who will come out a-head in this battle? Only one way to find out!

-CAST-
Alex as Doot Doot
Raichous as Spooky Scary Skeletons

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Michael / Stark Media
Written by: Michael / Stark Media, Fightmarker, Mason
Mixed by: Vladimyr P.

Doot Doot (0:14 - 0:42):
Doot Doot, comin’ through! It’s the best halloween meme that kick starts this holiday
“Internet’s Spookiest Meme” doesn’t get much better than that, wouldn’t you say?
Comin’ from the abyss it’s Skull Trumpet, answering the call of duty
Linin’ up these lyrical headshots like it was Call of Dooty
This outdated fad meme sure ain’t Shooting Stars
I spit Gold that even Andrew would be jealous of my bars
There’s no way you get my Seal of Approval, for doesn’t take much to dissect
You’re in LeWrongGeneration who’s forever staying an outdated Disney reject

Spooky Scary Skeletons (0:42 - 1:11):
Spooky scary skeletons, sending disses with these lines
Shrieking notes from subpar trumpeting, will make your ears bleed tonight (Yikes!)
We promise this frightening flow will send shivers crawling up your back
The spirit of 1929 has come to haunt you on this track! (Boo!)
Rising from the grave to teach wannabe-Louie a lesson, like
I mean seriously, you got famous for a noise made on a bike?
You couldn’t frighten a child because it’s clear you lack the backbone
Sending you back to hell while I’ll go back to Living in my Tombstone

Dwight With a Pumpkin on His Head (1:11 - 1:40):
False! I’m sorry Mr. Skeletons, I don’t want to socialize
But I’ll take great pleasure in watching the light die from your eyes
Serving these lines and rhymes like they were pumpkin pie with a crunch and
I’ll be leaving your verses more hollow than three hole punches
“Internet’s spookiest meme”? Identity theft is not a joke, see?
If it is, please report to HR, cuz frankly you’re not even on par compared to me
Dance for me skeletons! Your superior demands it of you!
Like waiting for my pumpkin your shoddy rotting lines should come to pass too

Skeleton with a Gun (1:40 - 2:09):
BANG BANG! Looks like there’s been some shots fired!
I got a bone to pick with all of you, these dead memes need to be retired
Poppin’ some calcium caps into your skulls and rattle you to your core
Gettin’ on my nerves more than Jon, but there’s no telling what I have in store!
Tibia honest, your attempts to do any harm are straight up humerus
Against my sans-ational rapping, I can feel it in my bones your loss is numerous
It usually takes a lot, but you numbskulls have gotten under my skin
So just be careful next time you check your closet, I’ll be waitin’...


Goosebumps (2:22):
Coming in to end this battle, any rappers beware
If you were expecting anything less than a true scare
A couple seconds on Jontron, that’s what all of you deserve
I’m a Fox Kids classic, best buzz off or get served
Your horror-ible raps are terrifying, going unparalleled
Stine’s on my side while Dwight’s on the level of Seinfeld
The undeniable king of Halloween, the scariest around
These undead memes should’ve stayed buried in the ground

Dani Frias as Dwight with a Pumpkin on His Head
Fightmarker as Skeleton with a Gun
Raichous as Goosebumps

Doot Doot vs Spooky Scary Skeletons | Meme Melee Halloween Special

I make rap battles mostly

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Doot Doot vs Spooky Scary Skeletons | Meme Melee Halloween Special

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