Micheal Stark as Shamrock Shake
Zagranis as Eggnog Shake
Beat Produced by Tristan for Shadowville
Written by MasonG
Mixed by Zagranis
Thumbnail by Zagranis
Thumbnail Art by nEon
Special Thanks to Zagranis, Micheal Stark, and nEon

Shamrock Shake:
I’m Marching in when I’m Shamrocking a beat, I’m cracking your egg-noggin, better retreat
I’m minty and fresh while you’re barely vanilla, like time on the menu, you’re facing defeat
Whipping you harder than cream that I’m topped with, stick in a straw and your party is poppin
Your drink is rotten, tell me Egghead why they would pick your drink if I’m the other option
(Oh!) Yeah, I’m making the green, slide in the cafe, I’m looking so clean
Sold at locations that little would be, now you’re getting ripped off by blog recipes
Came with a pie cus you can’t stand alone, you’re so overdone and your taste just sucks
Not even accepted by basic millennials, can’t be a Star if you don’t make the Bucks

Eggnog Shake: 
Buddy get out of my way, I’m repping the best holiday
You’re a disgrace to Saint Patty, you go down a throat and there’s puke on a tray
Just a McFlurry with some added gel. Are you even mint bro I can’t even tell.
You may have dropped lemon-lime early in life, but step up to me and you’ll take a third L!
Consider me spiked with the drip all white, when I grip a mic, you can’t crack the classic 
But your 5 variations with no conversation, it’s clear the green juice should head back to Vlasic
More hazardous than your coffee, think you’ll top me? Here’s my prediction 
I’ll stay chillin’ at Christmas while you’re just a joke on the Simpsons

Shamrock Shake vs Eggnog Shake (ft. Stark Media and Zagranis)

JesseBox as Vert
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Shamrock Shake
Written by JK03 
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearrangement by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Special thanks to JK03

Vert (0:15): 
Oh my, am I seeing this right? It seems that this drink here’s attempting to dunk me
Made for St. Patrick’s Day but stepping up to me? You must be quite unlucky
Polluting tummies, the deity of diabetes, while this deity is repping the Xbox
A Vanilla shake with a dose of green, you really put the “sham” in “shamrock!” (Ohh!)
You got no abilities, mine are countless! Came from the Windy City, but I got the wind prowess  
Cower in shame, ‘cause your limited offers couldn’t keep a single McDonald’s crowded!
You dropped the citrus flavor, but your lack of fans must be leaving you sour
Now I am leaving all of your poor contents spilled once you see this CPU’s true power!
This cold drink’s Victory’s looking Iffy, should’ve known challenging me is blasphemy
You might have the “Mc” in your café, but I’m the real HDD MC!
Chilling up here in Celestia, while you can’t reach my height, call it Vert-igo!
Couldn’t handle my flow, so go and put an O between your initials

Shamrock Shake (0:59):
Oh no, a Barbie doll wants to fight! This milkshake’s totally shakin’!
Your games barely make a profit, while McDonald’s rolling in the green I’m makin’ (Woo!)
Talk about fanservice, jeez, you literally shove them in the face!
This dirty per-Vert will be wiped clean, guess you could call me Shamwow Shake!
I’m having this eyesore shut down; I don’t need a Red Ring of Death
‘Cause what I’m spitting is sweet pudding flow, guess you could call me  Nep-Nep!
Your skill’s like your sister ‘cause she’s nonexistent; you’re stealing siblings just for a connection?
Serving my bars fresh like it’s mint condition while your style’s more broken than a Kinect, son!
You’re fixated with playing your games, you would ditch your country to be wasting away
And it goes without saying, I’ve got lines for days while you only got weebs pining over your shape! 

Vert (1:36):
Now you’re truly pushing your luck, flopped worse than your sundae product (Yeah!)
The only kind of drip you’ll ever get is green artificial syrup! 

Shamrock Shake (1:43):
Bitch, I stay chill out the counter, you get overheated from my abusive words
So don't lose your nerve when you're stepping to me or I'm gunning you down like Lil Uzi Vert! (Ha!)

Vert (1:51):
How much longer do we have to continue this foolish battle?
‘Cause your bars are so Blanc and basic, battling you’s not worth the hassle! (Nope!)
Drink from you? It’s like having a McFlurry alongside some toothpaste
I’m sorry, my dear, but I always preferred tea as a drink anyway

Shamrock Shake (2:05):
(Hey!) Your personality falls flat, more vanilla than me at best, man!
You got shares so low that Chika’s the only one who’s giving you some attention, damn
Your franchise’s on the decline ‘cause they’d rather rehash your first game three times
So 4GO the win and forfeit, I just took this bore of a goddess offline! (Ohh!)

Vert vs. Shamrock Shake. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. JesseBoxVO)

Joe Voiced by Skitzy
Coyote Voiced by Tommy Salommy
Written by Jenni no Mercy
Mixed by Matt Raichous
Thumbnail by TheDangerStranger
Additional help by Skitzy

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhnRXkyXucA

Joe:

The first thing is, I’m not cutting you slack
I’m the Big Cat, getting Exotic on the track!
Dealt with giant tigers and I’m here to compete
Against the guy who got famous shoving limbs into croc teeth!
But talk is cheap, your channel’s time drew out.
Try measuring up, let’s check the view count.
14 million subs, you seem hard to beat
But Tiger King’s got 64 mil in their seats!
Was rocking the boat ‘fore Netflix was showing!
You got the Net fixing you up with Jeff and Conon!
My rhymes keep owning, you better just can it.
This’ll be as short-lived as you on Animal Planet!
Your fans flatter with patter but as a matter of fact
Your channel only attracts with those animal attacks!
Before you overreact, maybe hide in a Zoom call!
Your backers would love to watch a self hurting dude fall!

Coyote:

I’m Coyote Peterson, entering the strike zone
Wiley, throwing verbal stones in the fight zone
Might think I’m nervous, facing such an ugly thing
But despite urban myths, his bars don’t actually sting
I love nature, got the passion for the animals
With the way you treat the cats? I’d smack you in the mandible!
Barely understandable, no handle on your accent
Need a dating show to give your love life a last chance!
You’re on the fast track to straight being forgotten
With a personality like your tiger feed: rotten
Taught millions about the flora and fauna of every climate
Conquered the Cow Killer, I can crush a Tiger Tyrant!
Spitting venomous bars, like a black-necked cobra
You throw a hissy fit, like the pits in Manitoba!
Your mullet’s not your only thing that needs to be clipped
You want some deadly shots? Ask your hubby for tips

Joe:

Bringing up Travis? Now you've gone too far!
This battle wouldn’t make a footnote in my Memoir!
Leave ya like your namesake: defeated and flattened
When I commit verbal murder: Call me Carol Baskin!
Channel is just a has-been! Peterson can’t mask it!
Maybe get a dung beetle to carry your fucking casket!
Tired of this racket. Kiss my ass, bastard!
Got beef? I’ll give ya to the tigers in my backyard.

Coyote:

Still attacking me? Joey keeps on forgetting
Coyotes fight back when they’re cornered or threatened!
Sean Evans gave me hotter burns with a wing sauce
This is just another face off the Tiger King lost!
Now, mole rats are blind, but even they could tell
The only bars you’re packing are lining your prison cell!
This fight is over, Joe. I’ve tamed your lame style.
To the viewers at home. Be brave! Stay Wild!

Joe Exotic Vs. Coyote Peterson - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Your Favorite Planet (prod. Ihaksi)

feat. SimplyRazzy, swizkii, Michael Stark, Matthew Thomas

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vLw1Ai5fdhz9V12Lxf6hbmZG9QpaCv1Md1jBVQ5m2C0/edit?usp=sharing

Your Favorite Planet (prod. Ihaksi)

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Michael Myers - Fightmarker
The Immortal Snail - JustGamer

Written By: Michael Stark, JustGamer, Nooby, Swoldow EVGRB, 01Tyler10, Eric The Audible, Kamren the Person, Triple-Stabber, & Joosh

Produced By: Dansonn

Mixed & Mastered By: Fightmarker

Art By: Nooby & 01Tyler10

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Michael Stark

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let’s give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Michael Myers
vs
The Immortal Snail
Begin!

MICHAEL MYERS
...
...
...
...

THE IMMORTAL SNAIL
Now that Michael’s done with his warm up, this gastro-pog can escargot
You’ve been thirsting for the same girl since your twenties: Halloween H20
But if you’re tryna get lit, then I can spit some more fire
So go ahead and keep breathing on the mic, ASMyeRs
Your series started smooth, but now you’ve seem to have run your course 
How ironic Rob Zombie took your franchise and turned it to a rotting corpse
Got the conch shell drip, can't leave me stabbed in the back 
You’re more of a pussy than Mike Myers playing the Cat In The Hat 

MICHAEL MYERS
I’ve had it with your “tough schtick”, and they say I’m sluggish?
How are you acting so salty when you can’t even touch it?
Well this ain’t Christmas, but you better make way for this haunting slasher
People strategize to fight me, you’re put to rest with just a Saltine, cracker
I’m evil, and lethal, your attempts to cut me are feeble
Got sequels and prequels to make fans squeal, we’re not equal
I’m scary, you’re Gary, you just squirm there while I’m ruthless
Just another I’ve set ablaze- a second Dr. Loomis

THE IMMORTAL SNAIL
I’m surprised you wanted to fight me, didn’t shells make you blind? 
Now you’re tryna bust a rhyme? But you’d get your ass beat, you’re not that guy
I could just wait for your resetting timelines to kill you again 
Then maybe after one last damn retcon, Halloween can finally end…

MICHAEL MYERS
I got carved into horror by Carpenter, you just a stupid meme
Relevance barely getting by, by the skin of its Rooster Teeth
Just like all the memes before you, you’re completely forgettable
And your win’s like your whole existence, fully hypothetical


ANNOUNCER
Who was the slowest?
Who do you want to see battle next?
Well, you decide!
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see you next time!

Michael Myers vs. The Immortal Snail | SRB

Al Capone vs Harry Warden:
They commited murders on Valentine's Day

All In Rap Battles, or AIRB, is a fanmade rap battle series run by MaviKartal2003. This is the 2nd battle to get an audio. Happy Valentine's Day

Alaskan Sam as Al Capone
Cole as Harry Warden
Written by MaviKartal2003
Mixed by Oofie the Rap Dude
Thumbnail by Samuel Grasman E. Samuel
Beat by Anywaywell

Announcer:
All In Rap Battles
Al Capone
Vs
Harry Warden
Begin

HW:
Roses are red, violets blue, many men are dead, you’ll be too
Cause your press image is see through, pizza face without the seafood
Canadian but craving for the blood of fools who’s raving
In duration of the valentine, their hearts I’ll be claiming

Hanniger Under-mining Co.ns like you like I’m Elliot Ness
The teacher puncher’s getting schooled, get back to library, nescient mess
More washed up than my victims inside of laundry machine
Pay Ala John Fisher a visit cause your operation is fitting

AC:
Eat your heart out Herobrine cause you’re giving chills to no spine
I own a soup shop so you dine by getting served hot flow of mine
You’re Axel-lent, that I doubt, since you hand enemies more than dub
And they say that I’m lout, for crying out loud, you’re that dumb

You killed Happy, stabbing him in the eye, must be gory
Like an allegory for people who have seen your 3D movie
Keep getting censored for the best, even with syphillis I get more sex
than this Ghostface wannabe, no trace of not phoned in lines or flex

HW:
Hey Snorky, don’t be cocky! You have syphilis, remember?
Using a Colt 45 for shots, means you spit no ember
To be the top bootlegger, became Torio’s top boot licker
You speakeasy with the money but yet to give good liquor

Got Alcatraz the Cage bars, unless you’re one of Anglins
Or Frank Morris, unlike tax, from that there’s no evading
Gangster left you in darkness cause you no longer Moonshine
You’re not coming again but still be my bloody valentine

AC:
Why so balls to the wall? Guess my men put you in your place
Beneath the cop outfit are my men who’d cut the foreplays
With this methane gas you spat you’re no different than a carcase
Masks save face from the hot gas but not from wrath of Scarface

As a gang war commenced I broke men like Bugs Moran
So stick to miner (minor) offence, or you be the Bunny on my pan
Roasted, I rose to top, unlike me ya ditched
After hitting rock bottom, so take the L, capiche?

Announcer:
Who won?
Who’s next?
You decide
All In Rap Battles

Al Capone vs Harry Warden - AIRB

Writting, thumbnail, art and mixing by: CreeperPasta

Beat by: Prod. Kirk

TortureSoup.avi: Rabi 

Chiitan: JennyNoMercy



TortureSoup: 

Our last hostage was sad, but this is just pathetic.

Never thought I'd face Fur Affinity's Pop Team Epic.

I spit hot like wasabi, you got fired from your group.

So sit down, relax. Would you like to take some soup?

Trust me, you don't wanna become my enemy

Unless you wanna be part of my recipe

A 0 year old fairy baby? More like a manchild on crack

At least after you lose, I'll give you a pat in the back

You've been a bad boy, Chiitan. Look how you left Shinjo-Kun.

Sad, discontent, alone- oh wait, that is you.

You've got a turtle for a hat, but it's time to take the cap off

Filthy Frank's wasted noodles never stood a chance to rap off

Boiling up the tension and giving chills to civilians

You get on accidentes to get the attention of millions

You deserve to be served to your friends inside a bowl, you fool

So by the time they want to see you, there won't be even a spoonful


Chiitan: 

Arigatou gozaimasu, haitte kudasai

Let me guess. You're another mascot from Last Week Tonight?

I'm the nightmare of your kitchen; is this the dish that you got me?

This is how we handle scum in the streets of Susaki

Do not mess with this mascot right off the bat

I'll beat you like my boxes until your head is split in half

Took a million hits and got up, I can take more

Your soup's salty. It makes me want to make me flip the fucking table

Chiitan has the disses, get out and clean my dishes

This otter gives you another reason to sleep with the fishes

Nowadays everyone can make videos like yours with so little

So who's calling me a ripoff, NormalSoupForNormalPeople?

The better Ray Ray on YouTube is William Johnson

You've been demonetized! Now Chef Boyardee won't be your sponsor

Y'know what I do to my rivals? I get rid of their vitals

This was Masterchef, and you didn't make it to the finals



TortureSoup VS Chiitan - Rap Off Bonus

SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE ORI SERIES OF GAMES, DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU CARE TO GO INTO THESE GAMES BLIND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qIhic6Sddcg4w71pOfk8ER-uAVdG9etsg_PnbkqfbiE/edit
Kamren the Person as Galeem
Snakebite126 as Ori
Additional voices by GamingPlush64
Written by MetaMachine
Beat by Trunxks
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Zuprem4cy
Hint for next battle: "Deities of Destruction" (featuring garbageGothic and Titanium1208)

Ori vs. Galeem

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

Being in their presence could mark your death soon after, but who has the deadlier bars?! Old vs young in this battle of the curses, who will win?!

► Otzi:
Skitzy

► King Tut:
Snakebite126

► Mixed by: WoodenHornets
► Co-Written by: MaviKartal2003, AdamSandler2DRB, Oofie
► Thumbnail  by: Fightmarker
► Beat by Dee

Otzi Verse 1
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   Who’s this child, coming up against the chief!?
   This time, my lines won’t be for pain relief!
   I’m packing red deer, pairing it with Ibex meat!
   While your body’s soft, like Einkorn wheat!
   Step up if you can, malformation counteracts!
   It’s like a hundred canes, all you need’s a copper axe!
   Ten years listing all those shiny knick knacks!
   And ten years ruling, just to end in anti-climax!
   People now come in fleets, to a tomb most complete!
   People then thought, AGH! What’s up with his feet!?
   I don’t have the taste for third millennium cheese!
   I'd rather face your Falcon, you don't want DV'Deez!
   Call me strong Bull, cause I’m not one of your playthings!
   So call upon, Ay, and ask who’s pulling strings!?
   So you may be referred to as the once great Boy King!
   But you spent time with the bloodline in the next room, boinking!

King Tutankhamen Verse 1  
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   Wanna take an overbite? You’re lacking wisdom..
   The sand in my kingdom would spare a Bracken victim..
   Lord of forms of Ra on the throne that I sat..
   Living image of Amun against Ötzi the iced brat!
   So let me inform you more about the pharaohs!
   We’re Kings of the Valley and the Nile’s narrow!
   Proficient with shots, got the bow and arrow!
   So watch your back, I know you’re harrowed!
   Hunted by some peeps, and you died as you sneezed!
   But you’re built like Wolverine, heh, geez Louise!
   You were left out to freeze, in a tight squeeze!
   I was buried in a suite, adorned by things so sweet!
   This shepherd’s getting smoked, like the embers enter!
   Your history was stained as a smelter, dealt'er!
   So you spent your last days, playing the collector!
   With your dinky lil’ knife, and making another sweater!

Otzi Verse 2
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   You parasite, like your slaves, you’ll be whipped!
   May be missing a rib, but I stay pretty ripped!
   Fell off a chariot, would’ve guessed that boy slipped!
   Looking like something out of Tales From the Crypt!
   Your hips don’t lie, I’ll take it out with swift kicks!
   You flourished in death, but I stay equipped!
   Some horns in your tomb, gonna play a ditty drake!?
   Parodied everyday, finding me was a mistake!
   Led Helmut to his grave, and left him in the same state!
   And the countries debate, based on stories so vague!
   Your display was put away, all for Covid’s sake!
   Mark the second time Egyptians got stopped by a plague!

King Tutankhamen Verse 2  
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   Curses in common, but I’m worth memorials!
   You share the evil force, but this bitch primordial!
   Directions on the wall, take that, butt oat milk!
   I will school you on this track, like a King Tut-orial!
   Similaun Man reached his Feinal peak!
   So make like mosquitos, and suck it little freak!
   Sticking out the glacier, damn he reeks!
   I’m layered like a nesting doll, damn so chic!
   So Ask George Herbert if I’m worth the treasury!
   Ask Howard Carter if you’re worth a documentary! 
   Snap into this Slim Jim, whose stories contradictory! 
   Like my father, I’m putting an end to your history!

King Tut vs Otzi ❰Rap Battle❱

way back prod unknown

I make rap battles mostly

Original stuff on the way