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Moment of Silence

Cast:
Armani Sani as Phil
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiabcYVYR341G4Fryu03u0Q

FyxFynn as Eminem


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Mason 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn  


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: vladseen 


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
PHIL 
VS
THE SLIM SHADY SHOW OR SHOULD I SAY EMINEM
BEGIN!

Phil: 
The nutshack has come back to bring some ass
You think you are the greatest rapper ever? I give you a pass
Your songs don't come close to a killshot
You look like you got beat up at a parking lot
I got my own animated show, while you were part of a crappy movie
You don't have any way to stay groovy
With your bad behavior, you are the monster, Slim
My crew will always hate you, right up to the brim
I've had enough of your shit, I'll never love the way you lie
Your dad abused you so bad, it's like he wanted you to die
Everytime you committed crimes, you lose yourself
Losing your temper is bad for your health

Eminem:
I’m a Godzilla, god killing frauds when they popin off the top grab ya balls and chop em off end this beef but add some broth then force feed this mother fucker while calling ya mom
While I’m  duel wield chainsaws, till your brains gone, “you done son?” not yet ma, I’m busy murdering these wannabe South Park knock offs, I mean my god! Your animation so bad make me want to eat some buck shot,
*clears throat*
Dear Phil,
You nothin but a meme dude, bloody when I beat you, put you in the ground slam the box when I get through, mother, father, daughter, ya whole family gettin killed dude, get ya on your knees like a ho when the rents due, a psycho runnin gunner taking shots until this bitch through, never gonna stop until i run up on ya whole crew, burn ya all to death leaving nothin but sinew, Dwayne gonna have another heart attack asking where the money at when he finally see you.


Phil: 
All you care about from your fans is getting laid, what the hell is wrong with you?
That kind of crap is so wrong, get a clue
You're more annoying than a mockingbird
Eminem, face the facts, that you're nothing more than a dumbass turd

 Oh ok.

Eminem:
Yo Phil why you acting like a pussy Don’t back off
I can see ya real busy Helping your cousin “Jack” off while while riding that “Dickman”, you ok Stan?  Like stop man, sticking your fingers in “cherry pie” oh god damn!

Phil vs The Slim Shady Show (Eminem) - Awesome Rap Battles

In the 3rd installment of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, It's a battle of the art programs! We have Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop. Enjoy!

Snakebite126 as Paint
Eric the Audible as Photoshop
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by George Georgia of Audio Network
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

Paint (0:20):
I’m opening the Windows, so scram off of my lawn
Don’t try to rhyme, dog. Even my palette’s a icon
You charge 30 a month for a learning curve that's straight doo-doo
Must've dropped the opacity, I can see right through you
I’ll grab a brush, swap the color: make this kid black out
Because I bet your raps aren’t even a Bitmap-ped out.
I'm the godfather of digital art, there’s no denying me
I’ll get to sinking your ship if you wanna whine about piracy

Photoshop (0:41):
If you'd like to start war, let's open an artboard.
Got a liquefied flow to claim the place that I’ve fought for
Look, like anything made with you, all your raps will fall flat
We’re already two different types. No need to up the contrast
Sketch all the sloppy shapes you want, I’m rocking the house
Your users likely don’t have internet and draw with a mouse
Mark this, my bars got a hardness of eight hundred
You’re even sucking at fillers. I’ll make you kick the paint bucket

Paint (1:02):
Falling flat? Check the thumbnail. You can’t scold me
Coming at me with those lines, you might wanna ctrl Z
Painting skies since ‘85, style pouring like rain
I draw the line on this mic; call me MC Paint (ha)
You can’t mask your overratedness. It’s hurting, isn’t it?
Hold ctrl and scroll up; maybe you’ll find a shit I give

Photoshop (1:17):
I’m known to burn tools when I’m spitting a rhyme
You can’t make a drop shadow, so keep living in mine
Look, you want some layered disses and blending modes? I got plentiful
For programs rough 'round the edges, I’d recommend the feather tool
Masks? I’m clipping you. No brown, but your pallet’s shitty, dude.
Get back to the junkyard. GIMP is less of a bitch to use

Paint (1:32):
You can’t recover from this with a healing brush, how sad
I’ve had more fun using an SNES mouse pad
Use your magic wand to select good lines, ingrate
Or continue making YouTubers’ slimy-ass clickbait

Photoshop  (1:42):
I’ve had to deal with dudes tryna do me like a clone stamp
So let’s crop and slice the comic sans of art programs
That’s how you lasso a win, no way MS Jank beat me
You'd be better off opening a verse in Paint 3D

Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #3

Cover Art by Commander Jacob

Cast -
MetaMachine as Bubsy
KyleRhysMarsh As Bugs 

Production -

Beat/Karaoke: Too-Hard-To-Kill-2--Audio-Network-UK.mp3
Audio Mixed by Jordan   
Demo by Commander Jacob
Written by Henry, Commander Jacob, ImJustBrenden, MC Fawful, Janssen Benedict

Beat by Audio Network

Lyrics

Bubsy:
Rabbit season came early! There’s no escape from this hunt! 
Seems this Wild Hare has a predator to confront!
Better Run off the Road, I go Wile E on opponents,
Show’s over, cause it seems yours got stolen by a rodent! 
You’ve made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, now your brand’s retired!
When I grab a mic, ya know my Paw’s on Fire
Don’t think you can win with your usual hat tricks,
‘Cause Tom and Jerry have ya beat when it comes to slapstick!
Can’t Warner wins from Disney and in this rap, you’re too slow!
I’ll steal the win like Bob Clampett stole  from  Chuck Jones!
You’re in a Space Jam, and more annoying than its theme song!
I’m facin’ a lanky Thumper, what could possibly go wrong?

Bugs:
Eh, ya bring up annoyance, but you’re one to talk!
I’m uppercuttin’ Bubsy, really show him what’s up, Doc!
Your series’ quality Dipped like your name was Roger Rabbit!
When I’m Unleashed, I’ll hit ya and disorient you like your graphics
You can’t hop on a beat, you take fall damage mad hard
This kitty got eaten as soon as he hit the Jaguar
When I drop raps, a bobcat’s getting stomped flat
I should keep your sound muted, Conker the Talk Rat
Tried to go 3D, but it bombed. Straight atomic
I’m a hit with my audience, you copied straight from Sonic!
You were the big cat in the 90s, till your company choked;
But does he have more than 6 games? Nope, that’s all folks!

Bubsy:
Wow, I’m impressed, you’re still playing this rap game?
Since eighty years of cartoons made this fossil a real pain!
Think you’ll diss a cult classic with that flow,
When your best modern accomplishment’s the Looney Tunes Show?
You’re Lola kind of crazy, thinking that rap’s a good offer,
You’ve been out of ideas since they turned your crew to toddlers!
Like your voice actor, everyone should leave you Blanc-ed out
I got your Furry Tail Fractured, nothing can stop me now!

Bugs:
Saying you got Paws on Fire, but that verse left me napping!
Might be thinking you’re Wily, but you’re despicable like Daffy!
If we’re talkin’ cartoons, I would stay silent
Since yours got cancelled before the dang pilot!
I rock Merrie Melodies, this icon’s the sure winner!
I’ll actually drop some ACME, ain't I a stinker?
Won this Claws Encounter, now I’m through with this hack
I just put you in your place, and this Woolie’s never Striking Back!

Bugs Vs Bubsy - Rap Battles by HenryJones

MatPat : JustGamer
Nostradamus : AlaskanSam

MatPat Verse 1:
Hello internet, welcome to the stomp of this snivelling side-seer 
Who gains his fame from being vague and instilling worldwide fear
You're a hodgepodge of obsolete astrology, an oddity
You're as much of a fraud as the Dr. Oz that you oughta see
I’ll double down on you like the Catholics did your psychology
Went travelling during the plague? It’s a mental Mario Odyssey
Only think you know the future far because history will repeat itself
You could only guess my next bar cuz history will repeat itself
Don't make me repeat myself, you can't bench the French drencher 
I'll twist you like your words in a text based misadventure
Go back to kindergarten and learn how to connect the dots
You'll see that Youtube's savior won't be beat by an astro-not

Nostradamus Verse 1:
Nostradamus, Provence's popular disaster prophet 
Authors the stomping of a COPPA-hit profitless soft kid
When it comes to your personality, you're as fake as a reptilian
Society died in 2013 when you gained your first million
And if it weren't for the clickbait you'd be sans business 
Been spewing hot nonsense ever since you said Sans is Ness 
When 2 strategies clash, you'll get disciplined, you hear me?
I predict your market crash - an economic game theory
Got dough from a Chuck E. Cheese game, literal child’s play 
Only way you could clap back is if this was MattyPatty cake
Les Propheties are here, your defeat will be quick, get ready
Your channel wouldn't last 5 fortnights if it wasn't for Freddy

MatPat Verse 2:
They say you predicted Corona, but I’m the one going viral 
Touched the Holy Hand, then stole stories from the Bible
Plagues and illness hit you twice, now I'm here for a third
I guess it’s a game over for you: No life three confirmed 
My career's bunk? Who would ever trust your plague healing 
From a guy who got expelled from university for drug dealing
You can predict the rise of Hitler with the best of intentions
But that brings us to your sponsor - Raid: Nazi Vengeance
Come at me, I'll copyright strike down your plagiarized lies 
I've been closer to the pope than you'd ever hope to realize
I’ll char this French fry to the ground, like he was Notre Dame 
9 out of 11 hunches you back up turn out to be wrong

Nostradamus Verse 2:
I’ve seen the result of this duel, let me tell you what I witnessed
A megalovaniac boy is left verbally slain 
And for a ditzy young fool, to face me’s quite witless 
Cause I’m owning these tracks, I conduct the quatrain! 
I get visions from God, you get views from brats
Addicted to screens like you, drinking cheap diet crap
All your analysis on film reel in fans that riot on 
While I’ve predicted the pop culture that you rely upon
Claiming "that's just a theory" but you’re desperate for attention 
Want a no-holds-barred debate? Scroll through your comments section
I don't need to foresee how your story ends - you failed 
Your clickbait sent your channel down, now that's an Undertale

MatPat Vs Nostradamus - Discount Rap Battles

Kiernen King as Monokuma!
Vladimyr P. as Mr. Bear (audio)
John P. as Mr. Bear (video)
Written by Viral, Trakked, TheShimarioBrother, RNG, M&Matt, Cri, SPM1000, and Vlad
Mixed by Light

LYRICS:

(0:11) Monokuma:
You really have the gall to assault your headmaster? Wow!
Ya must have a death wish ‘cause Monokuma's back in town!
You can hardly give a scare bear, so I don’t really care bear,
But stepping to your headmaster is something you wouldn’t dare bear!
I mean, Soup and Spoon? You running out of ideas man?
Your sad excuse for a story is as crappy as your cams!
I want a good fight, not a hand me down Five nights at freddys!
I’ll take down this trashy timid terrible kid touching teddy!
You better dangan-run-pal, I’m firing these quick disses
Then I’ll leave you just like Ryoma, Swimming with the Fishes!
This bear is flowin like the sewers. Despair always wins!
You dug your grave coming here, should have shared it with the kids

Mr Bear:
I've had it with your Theatrics, now you're facin' the classic
Better not change your channel 'cause Caledon's where it's at, kid!
You’re better off giving up, all your raps belong in the Junk yo.
Cause I’m crushing you with words, like what happened to Junko! 
I would cut you but I don’t want your stuffing on my floor! 
Cause just like your spin-off, the lines you spat were a bore!
It's dangerous for you to fight one who’s experienced with flames
It’s funny I get put up against this Edutainment Hunger Games!
You wanna step to a Grizzly? Rethink that thought when you’re crushed to rubbles
I kill kids, you enslave them! And you think your trouble?
You’re an idiot! And I don’t really need to make it vocal!
Since for your 10 year anniversary, you just slapped your games on Mobile.

Monokuma:
(*Laughs*) You call that a verse? Please! There's no way you’re stoppin me.
Since when you’re on the track you’re more powerless then Monomi!
This’ll be your ultimate punishment, since I’m crushing this track.
I’m addicted to despair, while you’re just addicted to crack!
I’ll leave this pedophilic Chuck E Cheese; beat like the kid in episode 23!
Slice you up; turn you to my cuisine, I’ve claimed thousands of lives, you got 16.
Your victory is a bigger mystery than Mukuro Ikusaba.
You know it’s pretty ironic nobody’s eating up your pasta
You better not spill anything, because now the tables have turned! 
Cuz after this, you’re gonna be left like Celeste. Burned.
Your verse was horrible, barely had any cohesive rhymes!
I may have killed you on the mic but now, it's punishment time!

Mr Bear:
(UGGGHHHHHH) The real punishment is the sound of your voice man.
Making everybody’s ears bleed? The pinnacle of annoyance!
With some gas and a match I'll make this burning faster
Then I'll pour out some more shots, just to end this bitchy master
The bars you spit are like your anime, boring and bland
but the pain you’ll feel from my disses are like blades in my hand
You’re pathetic. I’m Satanic. Don’t Panic, and stop your bitchin’
Cause like your entire franchise, your win was merely fiction.

Mr Bear Vs Monokuma - Viral Rap Battles!

Video dropping Halloween!

Light as Guts
Fightmarker as Doomguy

Beat Produced by: Audio Network
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Old Thumbnail by: SonicSmash
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Guts:
This ain’t the hell you’re used to, so I suggest you back off
The Black Swordsman is up against Master Chief only half off
I’m those spider demons you fight and you’re just a simple house bug
So tell me who stomps in this match if your NASA shit pulls the plug
You like easter eggs? Well go have a crack at this
I’ll John Romero this when I get a-head with all your hits
So step to me if you dare, just know it’ll be your last trip
Since my sword will hit the same lips that you’ll use to kiss my ass with

Doomguy: 
East verse west, Guts meets the best
It’s a gunfight, yet you bring swords to compete against
Soundtrack from Mick Gordon with songs that he made from his lip
up fighting worse english than Chinese bootlegs? This’ll be a trip
So let’s get the party going, I won’t leave this battle floored
Griffith fucked your girl first since your dick ain’t big as your sword
Followed by your 2016 show that shouldn't have left the station
I’d say to walk away if I didn’t have to see that animation
Rip and tear through tactics, Guts’ guts will sure be bleeding, 
The ugliest one-eyed motherfucker since the Cacodemon
and it seems you lack cohesion with a new swordsman to switch to
So don’t call yourself the goat, kid, I’ve history killing him too
 
Guts:
My back hurts, but I don’t think I got it from those lines
It’s from carrying my team while yours keeps dying all the time
and keep my name out your mouth like you think you’re some kind of bruiser
Named Doomguy, marine, and slayer, but I’ll truly call you loser
You’re on Falcon’s territory, I’m so fly when I go diss you
Fight with no breaks while you fight Snake over a little shih tzu
You don’t know jack about me, take your vengeance somewhere else and fade
Too bad you’re stuck in hell with none to say you fell down to my blade

Doomguy:
Aww, don’t cry now. Your fans might make that meme again, dude
Sword Art Online took your name and now you’re mad I’ll take your shit too
I’m glad you took your research but let’s note down something well
Between us, who’s the one that actually surpassed through hell?

Guts vs. Doomguy - #6

• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuZl_Gkn31w

• OFFICIAL LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-48-Grim-Adventures-Vs-Death-Note-847284313

• CAST: •
- David Ohlsen as Ryuk
- Quinn Kieffer-Wright as Grim
- TheFearRaiser (https://www.youtube.com/user/TheFearRaiser) as Light Yagami
- Stacey Patrone as Mandy
- Shiyu (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWTHCywlEMaN-dEI6m3j1xg) as Misa Amane
- Henry Navarro as Billy
- BatHunterofDevon (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHP8tWvE20dbHgwAopM0JfA) as Fred Fredburger
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dno4-AMKXUM (“Horror” by Ryini Beats)

• COVER ARTWORK BY: •
- Fruzmig (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXN2EzfbywXBIAKoiNTTV3w)

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #48: Grim Adventures Vs. Death Note

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of Nintendo's lesser-known parts of their handheld consoles; the Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio. Enjoy!

-LYRICS-

GBC:
Yo. I point at you and shoot your bars down one-by-one
And when I snap, I don’t gotta ask Who You’re Running From
Off your store and went away, you’ll get erased from your separate page
I’m bringing hella flames on MS Paint with extra frames
I pioneered cameras leaving every face with smiles
While Hatena users were like “XD Gangnam Style”
Wait, I was more able to get on a console? Damn bruh
Smile! You got ass-whooped by Gameboy Camera!

Flipnote:
I ain't afraid again, I’ll keep on rhyming ‘til the end
I flow like water, I’m too fly. I’ll keep on dissing ‘til you die
A verbal drop kick is all I need to clap back
I didn’t frog hop on a track to fight monochromatic Snapchat
Ya know what’s sadder than a Shy Guy with no phone?
I’ll call Guinness to report “least pixels in a photo”
I only need three colors to beat ya red, blue, and black! Ouch
May be out of Print these days, but you still just got Stamped-out

Commander Jacob as Gameboy Camera
YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjj...
SoundCloud: @commanderjacob
Twitter: twitter.com/commander_jacob

Fightmarker as Flipnote Studio
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZ...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/THEFIGHTMARKER
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker

Written by Commander Jacob and MetaMachine
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Prod. by Kustom

Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio | Half-Ass Rap Battles

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