• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_83nB1ElSc

• OFFICIAL LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-50-Jack-Vs-Jak-871188667

• CAST: •
- Robert Zaleski as Samurai Jack
- Matt Barr as Jak
- Tony Calderon as Daxter
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6GLOyFljUQ (by Makeeng Prod)

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #50: Jack Vs. Jak

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

IcerM as Evil Otto
Jake G. as Polybius

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
EVIL OTTO
AGAINST
POLYBIUS
BEGIN

Evil Otto:
Time to start up my console; while your game is foregone
If you can’t pass my rapping score; you best hurry on along
I will make you Mckneel! With a prolonged and bitter struggle
You’re in trouble, when you tussle, inside my a-maze-ing puzzle!
I keep all children away with my smirk everyday
While this game for child’s play is stuck in a dusty arcade
I’ll fight like a robot, pocket wins with stern words
While this roasted chicken rumor’s getting mocked by youtube nerds

Polybius:
Intruder Alert! Polybius has broken into Chicago!
Berserk jerks will be Oragon when i exercise Otto
You best step it up a level to not get chewed out for your loss
When i secure a win against a so-called 8 by 8 boss
This legend has a game that caused sanity to fall
Causing fear, while Pac-Man here, simply jumps over walls
You’re too close to my blows, an escape would be wise
Try to beat me in your sleep, but you can’t close your eyes...

Evil Otto:
Listen here Petscop Senior. You need to hop off my fame 
Lest I leave your verses lost and never found just like your game
Or better yet, non-existent, a history you can’t seek
Because I just witnessed gibberish like you were speaking greek

Polybius:
New identities of me are still being re-ported,
Compared to me, your arcade game hasn’t even been quartered.
A passing thought in a documentary is how low your horror goes,
While i’m shown in the back in a bunch of cameos.

Evil Otto:
5000 points, you just gained an extra 8-bites
Try to message raps, but this sublime circle has brighter lights
It’ll blind your Frenzy, from PC and PS to Atari
Then i’ll die and come back, with the power of an army
It makes me happy that your joystick moves got you in my trap.
Now the lasers and electric raps will give you a zap.
Causing this urban turd to get tossed out of my town
Making you disappear like it was a government shutdown

Polybius:
I still make people skeptical, even when in the void
Causing conspiracies in Portland, with Tempest and Asteroids.
Your heart-stopping raps are a psychoactive attack,
Now watch the results get analyzed by the Men In Black.
You told secrets and lies, in order to deprive the opponent
But the GamePro shows why he’s blown it, because of his components.
I’ll always seize the high score, yet you’ll come back to play me,
But i’m a heartless machine. YOU CAN NEVER SLAY ME.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP-console shutdown effect

Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani, AmazingRabi, and Henry
Beat Editor: Ryan Tillotson
Mixer / Effects: Vlad and IcerM
Cover Art by Brodecai

Evil Otto vs Polybius. Sinister Rap Battles

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

In the first issue of Ciphers of the Unknown, the three iconic entities from the SCP Foundation go head-to-head against three of the most well-known aliens contained within Area 51.

-CAST-
JoseMaster as SCP-173
underscored as SCP-049
Raichous as SCP-096

Alex the Beast as the Xenomorph
Razzy as Predator
Michael / Stark Media as E.T.

-WRITERS-
Michael, ColeDaCole, Fightmarker

Chiseled by: Kamren, Krystal

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: [REDACTED]
Logo made by: Michael / Stark Media
Beat By Tristan 
Mixing by Jordan

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ojbddI9eujA-VUx_-ihbYPNmpVqnW-pDfe1VVZdj2y0/edit?usp=sharing

The SCP Foundation vs Area 51 (OLD AUDIO) | Ciphers of the Unknown

To celebrate Halloween this year, have a second horror-themed battle from MGRB!
Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16F8TWJn7ltHQwYrjHXNpUcpnqzEQ3VcL0u1dEUxfXUs/edit
MetaMachine as Freddy Fazbear
Trakked as Bonnie
BBlackroses as Chica
Micheal / Stark Media as Foxy
Alex as Golden Freddy
Raichous as The Follower
Vlad as The Greeter
GamingPlush64 as The Waiter
Dani as The Hunter
Kamren as The Nightmare

Written by Jason Carreon
Flow test by Bork and Rabi
Mixed by Dustin

Five Night at Freddy's vs. 123 Slaughter Me Street

Raichous as Mickey Mouse
TimeLord 103 as Bugs Bunny
MetaMachine as Felix the Cat
Raichous as Yogi Bear
Dustin as Popeye the Sailor

Beat by Allrounda
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Dustin

LYRICS:
MICKEY
Oh boy! Another boring modernized mascot
Get your gloves on, Bugs, and show me what you’ve got
I’m timeless and loved, your careers on the fence
With the past decade of poor jokes you’ve dispensed
You’re remembered for your sex jokes and bigotry
While I’m known for my kid friendly creativity
You’re boring compared to Daffy and the Pig
Silly old rabbit, tricks are for kids!

BUGS
Wrong rabbit, Doc, you're not even close
You’re from an intolerant time, and it shows
Hiding your mistakes, ‘cause you failed to have diversity
Sounds like you need a lesson from the Looniversity
Stick to your Steamboat, you can’t match my legacy
When I beat you, this’ll be a Merrie Melody
I’ve been performing for years to applause
Honestly, you should’ve just stuck to selling hotdogs

FELIX
You’re Merry-Go-Round broke down on the wrong street
I may be silent, but I’ll still make you meet your defeat
You’re both at a disadvantage here, so take my advice
Run away now, because cats eat rabbits and mice
You can’t stand to my magic bag full of raps
As soon as you showed up you stepped right into my trap
I’m unimpressed with those sad attempts that you call jokes
Call in Porky Pig to tell the audience “That’s All Folks!”

YOGI
Hey Boo-Boo, You better call the ranger
The park’s been invaded by some black and white strangers
You three against me, this fight isn’t fair
After all, I’m smarter than the average bear
I gotta say, you’re a pretty classic bunch
But you’re the last group I’d have over for lunch
You all did your best, but your loss was fantastic
I'm taking this win like a pic-a-nic basket

POPEYE
Alright, that’s enough, that’s all I can stand
Stand up to me, and I’ll bury you in the sand
You’ll wind up like Bluto, sad and alone
Wishing you had an Olive Oyl of your own
As expected, you’re all just bark and no bite
I am what I am, and that’s the winner of this fight
Put up your dukes, because you toons are finished
Cause Popeye the Sailor has eaten his Spinach (Popeye laugh)

Mickey Mouse vs. Bugs Bunny - Raichous Rap Battles

LYRICS

Joker:
No need to send a Calling Card, I don’t think you even have a heart
But even if you did, I don’t think your role could give you any part
You went through 4 movies and a show just to show you don’t belong here
So I’ll trash you even worse than the movies that you hold dear
(Fast rap)
But I guess your face mask ain’t that bad
Because it’s sold in bargain bins of Halloween stores
That’s who you really are, just a bland Scary Movie
But I don’t think I’ve heard worse than your retcons before!
Just a prick in cloak, acting like the Grim Reaper
But you get shot in the head in every full length feature!
Reduced to nothing but cameos,
So now you sit in the back of your TV’s teasers

Ghostface:
Facing a Joker? (Heh…) I would’ve preferred Jared Leto
But this fellow doesn’t need a metro to keep this diss as a Memento
Think I’m phoned in? You must be jokin’, I’m the one who calls and calls the shots
While you’re another anime boy with a harem to leave himself cockblocked!
Speaking of shots, you can’t even do those right! 
Act tough, but you’re shit in the spotlight!
A con artist bigger than Madarame
But even he wouldn’t give your verse copyright!
Think you’re a vigilante who’s upping the ante
But the resemblance to Kira is uncanny
You shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight,
So make like a Phantom and fucking die!

Joker:
Losing your temper over Sidney? I find Psycho’s motives more rational
I’m actually doing something, you’re busy fooling around and smashing skulls
I’m slashing foes! You’re a bigger dip in quality since any one of your sequels
But you overtaken by someone else’s weed joke, so you can’t tell us as equals

Ghostface:
You spill out truths? I spill out blood- that’s my kind way of saying I’ll take your life
I’d rather not play your game, you’d have more fun with “How I’m Gonna Die!”
I spit flames like your Arsenic values, so take your Jojo Stand before I smack your raps back at you
You best listen to your cat and just hit the hay, ‘cause a knife stab should say that’s your Q2...

CREDITS 

Nekomancer Jade as Joker
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer
Razzy as Ghostface
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Thumbnail by satanicwarcrimer

Joker (Persona 5) vs. Ghostface - Rap Battle

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Dustin

Dustin as Sableye
Alex the Beast as Incineroar

Lyrics:
Rap Battle!
Sableye
VS
Incineroar
BEGIN!

Incineroar:
Born a kitten named Litten, a runt of the litter
Now bearing a track record unmatched and muscles even bigger!
And you want to dual another dual-type? Don’t seem that smart
I keep the landscape dark! And I keep the track feeling hot!
To this master trickster, I say hats off
For tricking everyone hearing this this be an even match up
You’re joshing me, really, quite a Giga Punch to the gut
Don’t need to Throw Flames, I could punt this rat with just one touch
In Mystery Dungeon, you weren’t as enigmatic as you seem
A creep groveling at the feet of Dusknoir as a crony
While I battle by the side of Ash himself and Professors
You’re seen as the resident scumbag yet still believe you’re better?

Sableye:
You no take crystals! Oh wait! It’s just a pussy cat who has
Too much of an oafish quality to be able to do that
Sableye has an able Keen eye on the prize
When I throw some Night Shade, say goodbye to your little light
I munch on beats like the gems that I find
Lurking in the shadows, there, do I hide
Observing with a silent gaze before I leap out onto prey
No matter how long that it takes, I’m not opposed to Foul Play

Incineroar:
Hah, your swipes have no fury as you fumble, tryna Shadow Sneak
Perhaps you’re chewing on a different sort of crystal than you think
I’ll curbstomp your Ultimate if you want to try and prove it
I am the definition of an absolute unit
Big deal!
I’ll have you at my heel!
You’re all bark and no bite; if looks could kill
Hear the Astonished cries of the crowd ring loud
How quaint it is to fight Gengar after he lost a few pounds!

Sableye:
Ooo! I Detect bullshit!
Turns out you’re all Mean Looks! Didn’t know it was included in your moveset!
Such a Surprise this brute’s lasted as long as he has
Could slice a jugular out after tapping one of your kneecaps
The line about my Ultimate? Truly, you’re on fire man
That is, of course...unless you’ve seen Iron Man
My eyes aren’t all that shine bright, I’m an all-star
The Gemstone of any team I’m part of! Make enemies fall hard

*𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨*

Sableye:
Heheheh....hehehehehhh

Sableye:
*Laughing*

Sableye:
Come now...peer into my eyes, my able-bodied foe
It is the road that you’ve chosen and I might just claim your soul
Be alarmed, these claws are sharpened and violent
Entered my cave tough, but now the roars shall turn into silence.. 
*𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮*

Sableye vs. Incineroar // Alex's Rap Battles #1

Soundcloud don't got dislikes bitches LOL

Boris as PaRappa (PaRappa the Rapper)
Dani Frias, FyxFynn and Kamren as Chorus Kid 1, 2, and 3 (Rhythm Heaven)
Swoldow EVGRB as Rasputin Coach (Just Dance)
Eddiefrb as Don Chan (Taiko no Tatsujin)
garbageGothic as Cadence (Crypt of the Necrodancer)
Snakebite126 as Default 2 (Geometry Dash)
J Morris the Review Guy as Avatar (Beat Saber)

Beats Produced by: Black Rose, Kustom, Turquoise, and GT3
Written by: ColeDaCole, Dani Frias, Eddiefrb, MC Fawful, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast, Psytube, FyxFynn, Snakebite126, and Swoldow EVGRB
Mixed by: Jordy
Flow Test by: Dani Frias and Eddiefrb

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATz6n5XXAf2ezLfdbtQjESRMR2VjvUoWgzhAluHBE9M/edit?usp=sharing

The Rhythm Game Royale - Rap Battle

Mancha as Taako
Hippie Rat as Guy Fieri / Announcer

It’s time to Sizzle It Up on the quest to find the best Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives! Wash your hands! Preheat your ovens! Rev up those fryers! It’s Taako vs Guy Fieri in...The Rap Battle Zone!

Guy Fieri:
The prophecy said you’d be saved, by the man who’s wreathed in flames,
But this is one Fiery Guy who won’t be doing the same!
I’m a burly sirloin, you’re built like a wet noodle
I advocate the working man, you’re more chaotic neutral.
So here's a Plane of Thought you can season with Worst-erch-ire
Alice Through the Frying Pan; you fell into the fire
Can't even make your namesake, stuck with a d6 of health
Never thought I'd see you calling for Genji to heal yourself!
You went to Garfield, done paid for one case of the Mondays
Won an all-you-can eat plate for the whole Jimmy Buffet!
“The garlic really complements the arsenic,” they said.
And then they graded you a Z, or should I...say zed!

Taako:
Taako’s good out here! I think you’ll enjoy the view
Let me work my magic [beat] Abraca-fuck-you!
You’re barbaric and garish! My Guy, what are you wearing?
You look like Smash Mouth went and gone all Super Saiyan!
It’s tragic, your diss’ll miss, I spit accurate Magic Missiles
But when you erratically spit arrhythmatic, you’ll fizzle
Don’t try to chew me out like you’re snacking on slabs of gristle
It’s apparent on your shirt I turned my clapbacks up to “sizzle”
And so now I debase myself, appearing here amid this meme
Who’s loading up on carbohydrates like a Food Pyramid scheme
Drive-ins, Dives, and Diners?! Ha! I hardly know her!
Oh and, Guy, your Donkey Sauce tastes like Go-Gurt.

Guy Fieri:
The true worth of man are the values that they’re driven by.
I made a great tendie tienda, but you’re the true Chicken Guy!
You may think it's swell to get your Taco Loaded in hell
Bro, you sold your own soul out... Animus Taako Bell!
I would spit it like Minute to Win It, hit it and rip into your tunic
But I should limit this minigame skit before you’re squished by an air conditioning unit.
What’s your “Kiss the Cook” apron to the flame decals I’m rocking on?
For a token gay you’d think you’d get your token in the gashapon

Taako:
Fuck yeah, Guy’s Grocery Gay plays loud and proud, hombre! 
You serve me a plate, I’m rolling constitution saves!
While Taako conjures up a lunch like “I wanna munch!” (Squad!)
Even my Grand Relic is the tastiest of the bunch!
I’d say maybe Ren’s the only being that can outdo me,
But we’ll keep that between You, Me, AND DUPREE!!!
You and I got a date with Death -- like your food, we’re heart stopping!
Taako’s Supreme! Call me sour cream, cuz I’m topping!

The Rap Battle Zone

Taako vs Guy Fieri. The Rap Battle Zone #1

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