The guy who played Jack is really good! I’d say it was a tie!

MU$!C 4 L!FE!

• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_83nB1ElSc

• OFFICIAL LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-50-Jack-Vs-Jak-871188667

• CAST: •
- Robert Zaleski as Samurai Jack
- Matt Barr as Jak
- Tony Calderon as Daxter
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6GLOyFljUQ (by Makeeng Prod)

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #50: Jack Vs. Jak

It’s Thursday!! You know what that means 🎶 

INFLUENCE: RAP EDITION PT. III

Eminem - Soldier (Vizion X Remix)

Just another kid growing up to Slim Shady LP, Marshall Mathers LP and one of the best albums created The Eminem Show. Funny thing is I listened to Slim Shady LP more than any album I’ve ever listened to but still think The Eminem Show is his best album. I only had a few cd’s for my cd player as a 13 year old and that was one of them. I listened over and over and over again and decided I wanted to learn how to rap because of that. 

Hope you enjoy my quick verse rapping on an iconic motivational song

#eminem #soldier #eminemshow #2000s #millennial #vizionx #newmusic #independentartist #eminemremix

Eminem - Soldier (Vizion X Remix)

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A Compilation of the Scariest Stories in the World

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〚Nightcore〛↬ Psycho killer

I’m Always Chasing Rainbows (HAZBIN HOTEL)

JIRAIYA RAP | “Sage Mode” | RUSTAGE [Naruto]

aaaaand we're back!
MetaMachine as Cuphead
Chao as Megaman
Beat produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Trakked
Mixed by: Dustin
Written by: Trakked, Henry, Jason Carreon, B O R K, and Psytube
Chiseled by: Psytube, and Gengo

Battle:
(0:13) Cuphead:
Time to Roll on the mic! Pretty sure you got no Guts, Man
I'll collect his contract and knock him back in the trash can!
Bodying on the beat, with lines more hype than my game
While being within Smash is your only claim to fame
Speaking the same, projectiles won't save ya in this Wallop,
I'll bounce it back at ya, parry ya ‘till you’re the one droppin’
Spitting hot like a Kettle, my rhymes will leave ya Vaporized
‘Bout to leave this failure uglier than his Tekken design

(0:32) Mega Man:
Dropping Bass is my specialty, so prepare for a full blast
You’re a pour man’s Mickey Mouse, yet you think my remake’s half-assed
Like your Boss, I'll be serving you an Automatic loss
Took so many years for your cause, and you really think you’ve got me topped?
Became an unwanted fad yet you say I'm known cause of Smash?
Satan's Slave must be mad, with all of his beta raps!
Won a lot of Game Awards, but you still can't get on top my Level
When you're a greedy delinquent that “Dealt” with the Devil

(0:51) Cuphead:
You’re pretty Wily, but I don’t expect you to see the Light yet
I’m Super Art so; I'll break ya like porcelain! Priceless.
Beat the Devil himself, a yellow blob is what you're stopping
So outdated you should be renamed ”Living Under A Rockman”

(1:01) Mega Man:
Fame came from Fanbase shippings, the Old Kettle made you gay 
So worthless that on your first day out, you gambled your lives away
This battle’s steaming red hot, time to end ya like your story bro
Because your game’s so bad, people can’t even pass the tutorial

(1:10) Cuphead:
Praised by all my towns folks, when I kick your vol-Nuts and bolts
But it’s pretty cruel you Beat on subjects of mind-control
Over time you got subdued, then your fans flew the coop
It’s pretty ironic people admire the bosses over you! (AYY!)

(1:20) Mega Man:
Based off of me, but I wouldn't get near your fans, it's atrocious
So inaccurate with timing, you'd probably call mine “bogus”
A load of Poppy-Peacock I tell ya, your own clout’s in doubt
Made more a Ghost than your game, but you're used to getting Knocked Out!…

Cuphead vs Megaman - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #6

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

LYRICS

Joker:
No need to send a Calling Card, I don’t think you even have a heart
But even if you did, I don’t think your role could give you any part
You went through 4 movies and a show just to show you don’t belong here
So I’ll trash you even worse than the movies that you hold dear
(Fast rap)
But I guess your face mask ain’t that bad
Because it’s sold in bargain bins of Halloween stores
That’s who you really are, just a bland Scary Movie
But I don’t think I’ve heard worse than your retcons before!
Just a prick in cloak, acting like the Grim Reaper
But you get shot in the head in every full length feature!
Reduced to nothing but cameos,
So now you sit in the back of your TV’s teasers

Ghostface:
Facing a Joker? (Heh…) I would’ve preferred Jared Leto
But this fellow doesn’t need a metro to keep this diss as a Memento
Think I’m phoned in? You must be jokin’, I’m the one who calls and calls the shots
While you’re another anime boy with a harem to leave himself cockblocked!
Speaking of shots, you can’t even do those right! 
Act tough, but you’re shit in the spotlight!
A con artist bigger than Madarame
But even he wouldn’t give your verse copyright!
Think you’re a vigilante who’s upping the ante
But the resemblance to Kira is uncanny
You shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight,
So make like a Phantom and fucking die!

Joker:
Losing your temper over Sidney? I find Psycho’s motives more rational
I’m actually doing something, you’re busy fooling around and smashing skulls
I’m slashing foes! You’re a bigger dip in quality since any one of your sequels
But you overtaken by someone else’s weed joke, so you can’t tell us as equals

Ghostface:
You spill out truths? I spill out blood- that’s my kind way of saying I’ll take your life
I’d rather not play your game, you’d have more fun with “How I’m Gonna Die!”
I spit flames like your Arsenic values, so take your Jojo Stand before I smack your raps back at you
You best listen to your cat and just hit the hay, ‘cause a knife stab should say that’s your Q2...

CREDITS 

Nekomancer Jade as Joker
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer
Razzy as Ghostface
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Thumbnail by satanicwarcrimer

Joker (Persona 5) vs. Ghostface - Rap Battle

MetaMachine As Shovel Knight
Malina Rose As Shantae

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Royalty.mp3

Beat Produced by: Adamack
Written by: Powerpunk Gamer. Henry, Dani Frias, Commander Jacob
Chiseled by: Tuna and B O R K
Mixed by: Jordan
Flow Test: Shantae_VS_Shovel_Knight_FLOWTEST.mp3
Flow Test by: Janssen Benedict
Thumbnail by: SonicSmash 

Lyrics:

Shovel Knight Vs. Shantae 
GAME ON!

Shovel Knight:
For that of shovelry, I’m here to strike this genie
Who’s got more than a Pirate’s Curse to work alongside Risky
Mimic this, no Wrench of yours can fix your legacy
For an E10+ game with more fanservice than your Rule 34 pornography
Ride flows harder than Troupple King, but there’s no health for you to gain
I’d offer you to Dig In, yet no wall meat can stop your pain
With all your transformations, you’ve already made a monkey of yourself
So you can belly dance through this battle, but Shantae here can’t Save Her-self

Shantae:
Come on, Shovel, make like Rottytops and bite me
Reminds me of a Tinkerbat; nothing but a pathetic enemy
You oughta Shield, Knight. You act high and Mighty with your modes and extra fights
But that’s normal for this Mega Boy to stay out of the spotlight
No Quarter is worth the relics in your disposal, like your earraping Horn
While I’ve fought in strange ways with my hair before you were even born
Go ahead and kiss my Scuttlebutt, since the Mayor’s less annoying than you
Plague-ing your raps with hentai jokes? Seems the dirt you piled’s been overused

Shovel Knight:
You rap like you just woke up; need to get out of your Jammies?
You don’t seem ret-2-go when you’re captured in those metal princess panties
More of a blockhead than Bolo if you think you paved the way for indies yourself
You remain a memory of the GBC, players proudly stand me on their shelf

Shantae:
With all the crossovers you’ve got, I’m surprised no one’s tired of your tale
You can fall right in my golden bars since you like to rip off Ducktales
Don’t toy with me, you think you’re on par with an Amibo? Please
It seems you just helped me take the win, eternal Assist Trophy

Shantae Vs Shovel Knight - Game On! #6

Alex the Beast as Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜
IcerM as SiivaGunner
Some guy as CBT Man

Written by IcerM
Mixed by IcerM

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
HE COMES! CHAOTIC EVIL EMBODIED AGAINST A SOUND CLOWN
HOPE YOU LOVED LIFE - FOR AS I STRIKE, I’LL TAKE YOURS DOWN
IN A SIMILAR VESSEL, THERE’S NAUGHT THAT I BELIEVE TO SAY
WOULD HAVE A LASTING IMPACT - FOR YOU’RE LIKELY NOT HERE TO STAY
WHEN I TELL WHAT I TELL YOU WILL RUN OFF IN HORROR
SPITTING TICKETS TO HELL WHEN I’M CAUSING DISORDER
I CAN CAUSE YOUR WHOLE SO-CALLED LORE TO BREAK IN A HEARTBEAT
SO LEAVE NOW, LEST I SHOW YOU WHAT’S NOT TO SEE
YOU’RE NOT A LOT TO ME. I’LL HAVE YOU CROSSED
WITHOUT A QUESTION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS LOSS
YOU’RE TAKING SIIVA, GUNNER. I’LL PARALYZE THIS BITCH
WHILE YOU FUCK WITH MEMES ON THE WEB I’LL BE TERRORIZING IT

SiivaGunner:
Damn, I knew you’d be pissy, but that’s left me in awe
How about seven chill pills? One for each jaw
There’s so little known about you I’ve found nothing, study as I might
Even Jschlatt can’t hold a candle to that funny mic
I’m the Grand Dad of grab bags with high quality raps, that
If you think you can battle, then listen here, you’re just damn mad
So level with the reality that your puppets are the same
And go walk your fucking staircase back down from whence you came

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU CAN UTTER ALL THOSE LIES AND CLAIM THEY’RE NOT GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU STOP TREATING MY HIGHER VESSELS AS COMEDY GOLD
YOU’LL NEVER COMPREHEND A METHOD TO WIN, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
RIPS FROM JUST AS MANY GAMES AS TIMES I’VE PLAYED YOU IN THIS FIGHT

SiivaGunner:
Can’t read any of your babble but a couple of shit rhymes
But I’ll mutilate it further - multiple uploads at a time!
HE COMES at the sight of a certain cat, I know you would man
So I’m keen to give you the axe, like you were Wood, Man!
And with those caverns in your skulls, gushing reddened dyes
Just take pages from Cthulhu and go fucking rest your eyes
It’s been many many years, and people are still subscribing
And to put that in perspective, cult activity’s declining

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU THINK YOU’RE CAUSING DAMAGE WITH YOUR VILE RHYMES? YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG
I’M NOT BEING RIPPED INTO BY THE MINDS BEHIND BIG CHUNGUS’ SONG
WHY AM I EVEN PIT AGAINST A SHITPOST ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU SIMPLY LET YOUR FANBASE DO THE WORK THEN REAP YOUR CLOUT
THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF ATTEMPTING MUSIC FOR A ROM HACK
I GIVE LIFEBLOOD TO WHAT'S FICTIONAL. YOU MIDI-SLAP THE NUTSHACK
SO NO TURNING BACK. YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITHIN COPYRIGHT STRIKE PRISON

SiivaGunner:
Call you chaotic? Please! You wouldn’t last one minute where I fare
I know you love destruction, so how’s this for Your Best Nightmare?
And we all know your sadomasochism’s unprecedented!
If it weren’t for risk of CBT I’d see to it you’re ended
You’ve got a bubble more claustrophobic than meme culture you battle in
ZALGO be like “I’m charged guilty of several Rap Battle Sins”
So this is my Magnum opus, after God knows how long
Insert stupid-ass finisher, something something, ZALGONE!

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. Rap Battle!

MatPat : JustGamer
Nostradamus : AlaskanSam

MatPat Verse 1:
Hello internet, welcome to the stomp of this snivelling side-seer 
Who gains his fame from being vague and instilling worldwide fear
You're a hodgepodge of obsolete astrology, an oddity
You're as much of a fraud as the Dr. Oz that you oughta see
I’ll double down on you like the Catholics did your psychology
Went travelling during the plague? It’s a mental Mario Odyssey
Only think you know the future far because history will repeat itself
You could only guess my next bar cuz history will repeat itself
Don't make me repeat myself, you can't bench the French drencher 
I'll twist you like your words in a text based misadventure
Go back to kindergarten and learn how to connect the dots
You'll see that Youtube's savior won't be beat by an astro-not

Nostradamus Verse 1:
Nostradamus, Provence's popular disaster prophet 
Authors the stomping of a COPPA-hit profitless soft kid
When it comes to your personality, you're as fake as a reptilian
Society died in 2013 when you gained your first million
And if it weren't for the clickbait you'd be sans business 
Been spewing hot nonsense ever since you said Sans is Ness 
When 2 strategies clash, you'll get disciplined, you hear me?
I predict your market crash - an economic game theory
Got dough from a Chuck E. Cheese game, literal child’s play 
Only way you could clap back is if this was MattyPatty cake
Les Propheties are here, your defeat will be quick, get ready
Your channel wouldn't last 5 fortnights if it wasn't for Freddy

MatPat Verse 2:
They say you predicted Corona, but I’m the one going viral 
Touched the Holy Hand, then stole stories from the Bible
Plagues and illness hit you twice, now I'm here for a third
I guess it’s a game over for you: No life three confirmed 
My career's bunk? Who would ever trust your plague healing 
From a guy who got expelled from university for drug dealing
You can predict the rise of Hitler with the best of intentions
But that brings us to your sponsor - Raid: Nazi Vengeance
Come at me, I'll copyright strike down your plagiarized lies 
I've been closer to the pope than you'd ever hope to realize
I’ll char this French fry to the ground, like he was Notre Dame 
9 out of 11 hunches you back up turn out to be wrong

Nostradamus Verse 2:
I’ve seen the result of this duel, let me tell you what I witnessed
A megalovaniac boy is left verbally slain 
And for a ditzy young fool, to face me’s quite witless 
Cause I’m owning these tracks, I conduct the quatrain! 
I get visions from God, you get views from brats
Addicted to screens like you, drinking cheap diet crap
All your analysis on film reel in fans that riot on 
While I’ve predicted the pop culture that you rely upon
Claiming "that's just a theory" but you’re desperate for attention 
Want a no-holds-barred debate? Scroll through your comments section
I don't need to foresee how your story ends - you failed 
Your clickbait sent your channel down, now that's an Undertale

MatPat Vs Nostradamus - Discount Rap Battles

You guys said the effects were too distracting for Jevil so I added more

In case you missed the first mix:
Bet you expected Jevil to face someone who isn't obscure, huh.

EpicLLOYD as Montresor
Nice Peter as Jevil
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Written by Edgar Allan Poe
(NOTE: The cover art is merely a mockup as the actual characters have not been filmed yet. I do not own the rights to any of the images used, all credit goes to their respective owners. Also Montresor will not look like that I just didn't have a good png of him and it fits the general aesthetic kind of.)

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
JEVIL
VS
MONTRESOR
BEGIN!

Montresor:
Greetings and salutations, it’s your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance, I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado and check my kin’s coat and motto
You’ll end up with Fortunado when I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in Gothic clothing
I’m a sly Fox, more cunning than Toby
Took your first game’s whole gimmick then cloned it
There’s been no change, where’s your metamorphosis?
I’ll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask in your fervent whines
And once this murder’s final, you’re sure to find
I’ve committed the perfect rhyme

Jevil:
Let’s play a game, a game, I call it “Guess the Human”
This one’s consumed by petty feuding, and now his World Revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting to maim his pal
But it all went to shit as their silence gnawed at his fulfillment, does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You’re at your most bright when you’re slathered in nitre 
This one is a game you’re not playing so well
Must be a Holiday ‘cause I’m taking no Ls
No chance you can match with my pace (Chaos!)
You’re a tactless disgrace (Chaos!)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place 
For the drunkard who authored you lacked any taste (Weehee!)
When causing carnival carnage, I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains, I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip!)
Put your friend to sleep for 50 years? You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story got me like, “Erm...I can do mostly anything”

Montresor:
That’s the best you could do to me?
Then I’ll be punishing this puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack of children, then soiled it 
All it took was TP to flush this joker down the toilet
It’s drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune
Break you apart like the key for your cell’s lock
In paces requiescat
For the love of god (the love of god)
I’ll put this hack in a box (hack in a box)
I Rouxl harder than Kaard (harder than Kaard)
So just call me Seam (just call me Seam)
For this ordeal’s left me in stitches and you’ve pushed my buttons so good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock you away for good, feeling déjà vu?

Jevil:
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote to give readers creeps 
A discount Tell-Tale but failed to keep a beat
You think you’re all that ‘cause you clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat, I’ll be crowned like it’s checkers
You spent your verse threatening thousands of injuries
Yet through it all, you’ve not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I’m spitting
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can’t keep up the tempo
‘Gainst gaming’s most demented jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been, frolicking in the cemetery 
So here’s one more final jest between friends and it’s not the hatchet getting buried

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

[NEW MIX] Montresor vs Jevil. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

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