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"There's a strange machine in the nursery" Creepypasta

Recorded December 2024

Prod by KaalaH

gilg

I’M IN THE ASIAN CONTINEEEEEEEENT

I heard you got a long tail/tale
Imma grab and rip the spine attached if you gon bail
Talk smack but under the cover, you would rather run and flee from your crew
Yapping with no action, funnily your book is too

Yeah, I made this wannabe, ‘son’ is true
I was king first, you just Monkey See Monkey Do
But I guess that goes a bit of both ways, huh?
When you’re - BOW BOW BOW BOW - hit with the laser

But nah, I’m more of an axe thrower so if you stand closer
Taoist poem shit, splitting headache that make ya scalp sore
And that’s for damn sure if you’re disrespectful
You should be used to messed up temples

You ain’t even contendin
The Great Sage smoking great sage if you thinking that you’re equal to heaven
What I meant is, I’m saving the land from you, Sun
You know you can’t escape from these hands, like Buddha

sun

Woah there fella…
You’re a broken record, your own story’s split up
You’re a broken record how I do so much better- wait
I’M the broken record. I keep fighting tyrants, you’re not even worth the effort 

I wonder, is this guy the perfect ruler?
He sure does measure in height, but shortens futures
I fuck up festive nights, ain’t first to do it
You took em wedding brides, inserted grooming

Like, homie damn, I’m sporting the golden band
So it hurts thinking how you waste gold and bands
All for a statue honouring a fallen friend
He’s clay molded! Just use his corpse instead!

gil

Then I’ll take this stone monkey, be a stand-in or be shattered
I’ll honour Enkidu by teaching this beast manners
You’re ignorant to what pains your people
You see no, speak no, hear no evil

Grow up and get with the times, it’s not something you’d know of
You’ve been under a rock, Iraq’s what I’d rule over
From eating pills to scribbling on a page
Of course you’re immortal, this kid never had to age

sun + clones

Oh yeah? So Gramps couldn’t bear it like I did
For you, that’d mean, uh… forever-life crisis
But kick my ass? I’ll kick ya ten times back
Ask the clones, monkey’s known to throw shit like that (shit like that)

YO HOLD IT DOWN! Like what you told your pal
Before you found it cursed him to choke on bile
Recounting your old story’s wild.
How’d he really croak and die?
A load of bull is why

I’ll impart to you my wisdom and secrets
When I help you turn into a shit ton of pieces
They’ll find him fractured like the first time that they found his tragedy:
Evidence of a crowd of animals and catastrophe!


the last battle of my anti slump era and also the last battle of this little event thing. ive had gilgamesh vs sun wukong as an idea for a while, but never got to making it just because i had to think ahead when making battles and finding a middle eastern va was a whole thing i didnt want to deal with, which is fair enough i think. when i got the idea to write this as an anti slump battle, i got excited cause i love mythology and folklore and literature and shit, and i really wanted to implement more stuff i learned from battle rap not only writing-philosophy-wise but fun-reference-wise.

on that note, i based gil’s writing on not only diz’s aggressive story writing but sorta real sikh’s writing style too since ive recently become a big fan of sikh and his style. i based sun off of battlers like rone and pat stay, specifically their “rapping” style where they just have fun w rhymes and flow and vibe w it. i previously tried to apply battle rap style to my peacock battle, and i think this one is a good evolution of that.

i think this battle couldve easily had third verses since theres a lot of shit i didnt touch on both sides, but the beat doesnt rlly fit a longer length, and making long ambitious battles isn't really the goal for anti slump battles. i just wanted to write some fun shit to hone my writing without worrying about the stress of making serious stuff, and that mindset made the process much more enjoyable for me.

Gilgamesh VS Sun Wukong - 12 Bars of Dissmas

Jack Horner • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Huh, when I heard the news, I thought they weren’t serious 
A whiny self entitled brat is the one that I’m dealing with?
Welp, doesn’t matter, you’ll be coping soon!
An object treating others like their objects will be perfect for my trophy room!

Honestly, kid, we aren’t so different, truth be told
Neglectful parents and CLEARLY the best ones on the show
And I do feel bad you had to go through that misgendering 
I don’t see why they’d censored when there’s nothing there for censoring!

(JACK!) What? I’ve been a menace! (HA!) What took so long, BITCH?! 
Boss (uh) Timing (Uh) I’ve been (UH) ON! (YUH)
I’m always coming better dressed, my reign of fits won’t stop
Don’t need your crocodile tears, with all this DRIP, I’VE, GOT!

(HA-HA!) I’M COOKING! And the pies aren’t even ready
Only times you’ve ever eat is when you chug roaches or jelly *retch?!*
*BARRFFF* Oughyeesh, can someone come and bag her awful face?
…Right, and the vomit too! Both of which are toxic waste! (AHAHAHA!)

Heather • Verse 1: (12 Bars)

(Ugh) You’re disgusting, but if you want to talk hard
I’m ready to annihilate the totem pole of Farquaad’s
I had to deal with nerds and geeks like you for fifty seasons
You’re weaker than Leshawna, I think I can take your beatings!

What’s with the slop you and your minions have been advertising? (EW.)
You somehow made it look like Chef’s food is more appetizing (Right)
I think I’ll pass, go stick your thumb in your-ACTUALLY!
He’s only making pies as he’s more lifeless than his factories!

I- Zip it, Beth (aww..) I thought I told you that I spit the best
I just thought you’d want his wig, it compliments your balding- AHHH!
(Ugh) She’s a troll…at least she can keep that secret
But what else is new? Another pussy left you beaten

Jack Horner • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

Now hold it, sis! (OOH!) I don’t know why you claim you’re even strong (YEAH!)
I beat the little bears, you got belittled by a blonde 
You let her talk down on you, but you’ll fight with Leshawna fine?
The only “drama” here is the island filled up with stereotypes

You aren’t fit for the role of villain, you amateur!
The insults you’ve batted at me are duller than Excalibur
At least I’m not as bad as Chris or the things that he thought up
The only prize he ever left you keep was “Total Trauma!” (OH YEAAAAAH!)

Heather • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

“Not as bad as Chris” Um, hello? Are you INSANE?!
You treat everyone around you like their pawns in some sick game that you created
Don’t you get why the both of you are so hated?
You can’t get your head out of the cloud because your ego’s so inflated!!!

I’m a queen! You’re beneath me! (CRAWL!)
I hope it shows that you drop dead when you look in that crystal ball
You’re an annoying selfish crybaby, go die in a ditch!
Now everybody knows that Jack is a B I T C- *poof!*

Well, that was weird.

(SCRAPPED DEMO) Jack Horner vs. Heather

prod by prodbyTY

pappa

Ay ay ay ain’t no intro needed for my arrival
My rhymin’ style on the mic’s unrivaled
So why don’t I go make like your title
By the time we fightin’, I slide on Slider

Look, I’ll teach ya flow and rhythm in my rounds
Cause you’re only on time - for an empty crowd
Where are you now? Ask his fans, they forget him too
Used to visit when they’re sick, now they’re sick of you

They play my game and go “TURN UP THE SPEAKERS!”
They play your game to sell TURNIPS, THEN LEAVE YA
And trading villagers is actually baffling
Really got em out here playing Animal Trafficking

I got every dude here vibin’
While anyone who listens to your music’s silent
On a stool and idling cause your tunes are tiring
They moved on to new horizons after New Horizons

kk

Well, you seem new to this
If you like to follow directions, then I’m asking you to sit
You freestyle just like your free coupons, kid
No real meat to it, all noodlin’

Not tough enough to fight a foodie
Ain’t the first time you’re last in line for duty
But I get why you’re always so stressed
Cause you- only- speak- whenever you’re- pressed

So chill, don’t listen to the things TV’s say
You’re getting too comfy tryna sleep with PJ
I mean, I think I know why you’re cheating
When you’re paper thin, you fold easy

Pissing off Sunny, like dogs do plants
Your series is so old, yet you’re still not a man?
Then take notes from the Boyfriend who’s actually getting laid
He’s got better game, and a better game

pappa

Lemme reverse it back
But the only thing I learnt from that is how to spit a verse that’s trash
And I’ll expose the fact you’re just a fake dog
If you’re KK, then I’m KK-Dot

Ain’t hip, you rich, don’t pretend
Fly in to islands every weekend
So ya noble persona’s a wack scam
You ain’t a dawg, just an industry fat cat

Slave to his sales, carbon pawprint’s giant
You gotta stay in a cage whenever dogs go flying
But being vacation hotspot for KK is not hard
Three stars? Nah, I’m a Playstation All Star

Sending a track to every player that asks
The mailman already thinks that you’re a pain in the ass
But I know that all your songs got your name included
So call this rap battle “KK Loses”

kk

I am successful, you’re not wrong
This dog gets the bag, no chihuahua
But I spread lovely vibes with the money supplied
You barter with a frog cause your wallet’s nothin’ but flies

But it stuck, you’ve become a sellout 
Because that frog’s been at the top of your head now
You talk about scams when you’re conning your fans?
Like your small house ant, that’s far out, man

They want to meet Dred, dreaded meetin him
He took the fees, then - never seen again
Spent so much time yelling on Facebook
But never used his voice for the thing he was paid for

And that is the problem you got here tonight
That’s not what they mean by ‘dropping the mic’
You give up when it’s hard, your own motto’s a lie  
Never took it to heart, when it’s all in the mind


hi! welcome back to a new different version of rosenthal battles where i sort of just dont give a shit about anything past the demo stage because i cba! 

after monika vs junko by michael stark released i got really fuckin hyped to write so i started writing this. it was originally gonna be death the kid vs stocking anarchy but then i realised the beat vibes fit parappa and kk slider better so i made the switch.

im a big big fan of parappa and less of a big fan of kk slider, so i didnt really need much material to get writing done since i grew up w both these guys. this specific battle was inspired by angling, since i loove getting creative with angles and just making up untrue bullshit cus its fun and creatively stimulating. like, obviously kk isn’t some secretly greedy asshole and parappa isn’t actually his va and his slogan is fake, but its fun to play connect the dots with that information.

Parappa the Rapper VS KK Slider - Scrapped Battles of Whatever

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xeTXR2WGvQ

A Song's Melody by MissRosalinaLuma

"The original Candle Cove Creepypasta rebooted with 100% less MissShadowLovely forgetting what dates are." - MCP

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN0vSIBnUNo

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Candle_Cove

Candle Cove by Kris Straub (Reboot)

Another short one~

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyvImPdAZa0

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/the-cabinet/

The Cabinet

Original tale here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/fetch.html

The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts (Part 8)

The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts (Part 7)

All good things must come to an end and Jack tells us how this ending comes with the Dark God himself.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBnygfRDCyc

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/78xz7v/tales_from_the_gas_station/?st=jb0x5mwf&sh=89df4225

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Tales from the Gas Station by GasStationJack (7/7)

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