game style: (adult) dating sim
screen: (intro) credit roll
vocalist pick: alliteration
producer pick: no snare


v1.
I gotta harem of hoes
A bevy bodacious babes 'n gentlemen joes
Don't show me no otome game don't want none of those
Gimme equal opportunity where anything goes
(WORK IT OUT)

Expecting triple x from erryone I select
Pitching both teams getcha nipples erect
I be swingin' for the fence gotta it connect
Double menage a trois entendres: comin direct
(SOFT PART NOW)

Fly without a wingman; Imma make an attack
Don't need a cheezy pickup; I'm peepin' GameFAQs
Unlockin' erry endin' when I'm playin' it back
Cuz all my happy endin's endin' up  the sack
(GET HARD)

Horny hoes and honeys gonna show me some love
Waifus, husbandos rub 'em up in the tub
NPCs and randos in the rotary club
I get busy errywhere makin' anyone flood

ch.
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then select it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then reject it
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then reset it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then eject it

v2.
Scummin' all my saves cuz Imma digital slut
Canon hoes an' basic bitches, tellin' 'em what
Takin' advantage of the glitches when I'm givin' em nut
Slavin' hoes like Leia cuz I'm Jabba the Hut
(TAKE IT OFF)

Ichiban no ecchi pervy playin' it out
But that moe shit ain't sexy it ain't what I'm about
Bad bitches gettin' next to me I'm rubbin' one out
Bachelors come and sex me I be makin' em spout
(LUNCH TIME NOW)

Peanut butter gettin' a snack
I be makin' 'em a sandwich when I get in the sack
Unicorns get jelly when I jump on a snatch 
They horny (shwing) so I ride on their backs
(BUCK 'EM OFF)

Pussy poppin' perfectly it's purple n' pressed 
I be pushin' priapisms puttin' family to rest
None are blood related so it isn't incest
So my brothers and my sisters they be gettin' undressed

Unskippable Cut Scene:
MC:
Ah what a find day, for romancin'!
Think I'm gonna hit up the Legion Hall, the Kiwanis Club,
and last but not least, the Rotary Club.

NPC:
Hey Main Character! 

MC: 
Ah! If it isn't my good friend, NPC!

NPC:
What are you going to be up today?

MC: 
Imma go get my fuck on at all of these organizations 
cause that's where the best romancin' is, UGH!

VPC 7 Round 2

Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron] - Rotary Club Dating Sim

[Verse 1: Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle]
it's the stroke, what's good y'all
on the pitch, catch me playing association football
aka soccer, i was the nerd shoved in the locker
now it's 2021 and i'm one crunk rhyme talker
haters shocker, the soccer ball i control
if you hatin' on me, GOALLLLLLL
as the game unfolds, the other team aborts mission
our score multiplies so we lead the division

[Verse 2: Thugmasta J]

Putin on my cleats for thousandth time
Lookin at the bracket that i’m destined to climb
I signed the contract not to contract the rona
So i can win the cup in barcelona

I’m that guy with the blue flag around my waste
Kicking homerun touchdowns all over the place
So get out of my face or the gloves come off
I’m winning this race cuz thug j aint soft

[Chorus]

All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh
All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh

[Verse 3: Illgill]

i put a pony on liverpool
robbed a bank and made out with my bestie
dont test me rubicks cube newbs
tried to five finger flex me
pele with a mai tai 
went melee with a jai alai (hi lie)
umpire pointed and was like 
tsk this guy...
what was with that ludacris display last night
featherweight title fight dust the ice i just might
phto finish in your speedos tight

[Verse 4: Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle]

streezy toad, with the kkmds
call dj khaled, 'cause we be the best
the judges hate us, but can't deflate us
'cause we're the best musicians on this side of uranus
soccer, we play it, music, we play it
gorilla dicks, are what be hangin'
nuts be danglin', my list has no fucks
in this soccer game, i don't know shit about fuck (ruth langmore)

[Chorus]

All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh
All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh

VPC7 Round 4

Streezy Toad - OfficialSongoftheElCopaDelMundoWorldCupTournamentAssociationLeaguePlayoffs (ft.KKMDS)

[beef]
tanner cook me up a hot one
add a bunch of filters, make me sound like johnny rotten

[tanner]
ADD A FEW GUITARS?

[beef]
well I kinda think we oughta

[tanner]
JUST A COUPLE MINUTES

[beef]
I appreciate ya brother
so the other day we had posted up our tunes
I checked up on the news and I saw a few reviews 

[tanner]
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO IT

[beef]
yea I know it

[tanner]
KINDA STUPID

[beef]
and I tried to just ignore it but I kinda fuckin blew it
but
These people say I'm in a pocket
this a joke about how there's not that many women that would rock it?
cause i'll have you know that there's been women rocking it for years

[tanner]
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

[beef]
what they saying?

[tanner]
IT APPEARS THAT
THEY THINK THAT YOU DO THE SAME THING

[beef]
like my raps are all the same?

[tanner]
NOT EXACTLY

[beef]
what they mean?

[tanner]
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW

[beef]
they don't like my flow?
like my attitude or how I rock it at a show?
I'll be honest it's shaking me
don't go mocking my bravery, confidence used to saving me
but this isn't so savory
anyway, Tanner, where did you go?

[tanner]
I DON'T KNOW

[beef]
Wormhole?

[tanner]
JUST FIND ME IN THE FUTURE, BRO!

[beef]
Then a being did appear as a vision
she had the look of a scholar, a warrior in position 
then she whispered..

[twill]
Welcome to my dimension Beefy

[beef]
holy shit!

[twill]
Welcome to my world listen up cause i’m talkin
This dimension has everything it’s a knowledge composite
And I can give you the answers you need but you better not drop it

[beef]
Oh no aw shit

[twill]
Wait what’s wrong?

[beef] 
I don’t have enough pockets!

[twill]
I’m not trying to come across out of pocket
But the kids down stairs they think that you’ve lost it
And I’ve got pockets on pockets on pockets on pockets
Of ideas to get you back on the market
Just try it, don't knock it
Cause you’re gonna love it
Just hold on to my every word
Written on this docket
Why do you keep stoppin
I told you to rock it
If you’re hangry then eat a snickers
Or a hot pocket
BITCH

[beef]
Yo what the hell is this
It looks just like my house but everything looks just like shit
Everything smells just like piss

[dark beef]
who's been in my biz
sniffing up all my piss covered shit?

[beef]
Wtf?

[dark beef]
someone wanna come in and knock on throne
could never just leave me alone 
So I throw em a bone like a K9
shook but i stay fly
look like the same guy
i do not know why
maybe im warrior he like the renegade
i cloud be president he could be running mate
feel like I'm being played
should i eliminate
is weird that i kinda wanna penetrate

[beef]
Naw, me too, but here's the the thing dude
 ended up here from a chick with a space tube

[dark beef]
If true, that's bigly news

[beef]
you talk like that  here?

[dark beef]
Yeah you should too
never had fans and I never did shows 
but i think it's because they all envy my flows
i can do anything sound just like anyone
Keith is the best, ichiban, baby number 1

[beef]
K
Got to get back to my home
Gotta get out of this zone
before I go 
I gotta know
why you hostile if we're the same bro?

[dark beef]
Oh
See all those things that you got on your pants
like 2 on the sides and 2 cover the ass

[beef]
you talking bout pockets?

[dark beef]
yeah. we don't got that

[beef]
no pockets? that's nonsense

I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
Here we go
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
There’s no way that I could stop it
I just rock it from my pocket, yo!

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Pockets (ft. Twill Distilled)

KKMDS
We Didn’t Start the Unga feat. Streezy Toad

Young Stroke
throwback tekken tag tournament, you know i reign permanent
xiayou and bryan fury that's fast and furious
sabrewulf, imma show you who he is
ultra ultra, that's the combo

Illgill
unforgettable console reset-able
pluggin and thuggin highly upsetable
up in my message be youre moves are hella cheap
 selling all these creeps no mixup hella sweeps
 
Young Stroke
hundred hand slap that's the damn e honda
imma do a code, now it's blood mode
abacabb
cut some letters out, now it's acab

Illgill
fuck the 12 and the 236
timberland gut checks from my front kicks
slappin buttcheeks with daigo reversals
this ranked bitch not player match rehearsals

Sweeney Toad
We didn’t start the Ungaaaaa
Ugh ugh unga

Illgill
get tombstone slabbed and know you didn't tech that
and no, you din't notice that i option select that
no, its not spam i just like to jab check that
know you throw controllers when i deathfist wreck that

Sweeney Toad
No regrets hit you with the low kick yes
Crouch block my shit get that overhead bet
I throw you less no respect you catching hands facts
Acting like you won’t get command grabbed

illgill
ancient quarterfist hank hill slang pro pain
0-2 at the tourney wearing my gucci in the rain
in sane in the rang my plays are big brain
oops a just frame now where's my good game?

Young Stroke
you're button mashin', controller thrashin'
super nintendo reset button' smashin'
now a couple decades into the future we're flashin'
11th chapter, mortal kombatant
fatality, burn 'em like calorie
my favorite fantasy strike character is valerie
so good at fighting games i should get paid salary
players rage quit, they get ANXIOUS

Sweeney Toad
We didn’t start the Ungaaaaa
Ugh ugh unga

Illgill
get tombstone slabbed and know you didn't tech that
and no, you din't notice that i option select that
no, its not spam i just like to jab check that
know you throw controllers when i deathfist wreck that

Sweeney Toad
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy up in your face
Take the throw or get a fucked up taste
Of my max damage hunger come and get clowned
My option select that unga bunga rush down 

Young Stroke
sweeney toad and that boy young muscle
be in beast mode in that fighting game hustle
got the k to the k to the m d s
self care, haters need to de-stress

Illgill
know were on that bunga tip
super mega chungus grip
really sus amongus kid
unga bunga in the kit
GAUNTLET-EPPUKEN
DONG SHLONGA RYUKEN
IWISHALLOFMYJEANSWERECORDEROY

Young Stroke
boys talk down they can catch the elbow
stick together like velcro
it's that young stroke, haters get destroyed quick
broke them boys off on the damn joystick

Sweeney Toad
You all kinds of salty with that saltuken 
Dropped combos faulty counter attuken 
Even basic combos you can’t do ‘em
Put the fight stick down you noobken

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - We Didn't Start the Unga (ft. Streezy Toad)

Know Shoes, Know Served (NoShoes Diss)

Where I go

healin’-it”-(aura-x) 2.mp3

A song about a breakup that coincides with the unraveling of everything else in a person’s life, culminating in being thrown out.

No Place to Stay

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

Ask About Us

ayo we over limit
so hot but they won't admit it
and we fully wicked forging the papers ya get commited
what I see is vivid
so seamless it must scripted 
all the verses are the sickness and nobody's got a gimmick
but then we gotta pivot
reality nonexistent
put RAP inside the thumbnail so everybody mimic
and we never timid
when everything has been shifted
we're going for a ride I hope your ass has got a ticket
know we cybernetic, stole it from optimus give em credit
I'm the greatest of the second gen though nobody has said it
been addicted
reach feelings that you encrypted
trophy has been lifted before anything's submitted
yo it's been a minute
i'm warning you that we in it
so often gotta sit it but we never gonna quit it
little bit a visit, i'm hopeful you don't forget it
everybody getting bodied, this is just the first exhibit 
mp3 of your track : added to email

VPC 7 Round 0

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, Tanner4105] - Garbage Day

Oh! Hello there.
It's very nice to meet you all.
My name is SirenSeraph,
And these lovely ladies represent PSX, Sing it ladies!

Hook 1:
Feel the waves swell, you're compled, say farewell,  my Darling
Come follow me, you'll agree, i'm the key, as you sink to the
Soon you will know, down below, our love grows, my Darling
Into the sea, you will see you are free now that you're soul belongs to me

Verse 1:
Hi my name is Siren, a daughter of Poseidon,
My rhymes so vibrant, they be followin through my trident
Call me your Highness when you step onto my island
My kindness is timeless, but leaves your body lifeless
Persistant in my metronome, repeating echoes in my dome
Won't you follow me into my catacombs
This is now your home, and you'll never have to be alone
fade in - (free, now that you're soul belongs to me)  - fade out
More aluring than a banshee, as rare as a vaccine
I'll make you a cup of caffine while dancing, you're laughing
gasping, trying breathe air that's not there in a world full of despair, is it fair?
Prepare to take that final leap, into the deep, a deep sleep
Where you wont here a peep, when I creep
Into your nightmares, while you're unaware
so say you're final prayer, now that your heart is snared

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Belongs To Me

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