Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: The Sorting Hat

This one goes out to my man Robert Galbraith. 
Sorting gang. We're the worst. 

[chorus] x2
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Lord Voldemort find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty in the naughty house. 

[verse 1]
I set the wheels in motion. I sense your real emotions 
and send you reeling into the field I've chosen. 
Perchance evil potions, deeds of deep revulsion. 
I'll achieve my goals as long as I meet the quotient. 
I'm not even coaching, just picking the teams 
and filling Slytherin with all of the shittiest tweens. 
These kids will be in smithereens and no one intervenes. 
My little scheme tickles me till I split at the seams. 
And Dumbledore... 
Did you think that dumdum just stumbled through the door? 
Or got that gig on merits? Like being careless 
and looking away when children perish 
in perilous scenarios? Or get very close to some scary ghost 
with varicose veins and hairy toes, wearing burial clothes? 
I put him in with confidence 
that I would find the odd use for his obtuse incompetence. 

[chorus] x2

[verse 2]
Who divides and conquers spies and plonkers? 
'Tis I, the bonnet. "And why? It's wrong?" 'Cause I'm just bonkers. 
My best sponsors are mindless wanderers, 
floundering onwards unaware of what unkindness conjures. 
Blind, unconscious, while I write destinies 
and set trajectories. Yes I'm a hat, but I pick the accessories. 
Expressed unease, rest in peace. No one suspects a headpiece, 
but I've got the future all laid out in excel spreadsheets. 
Deadbeats and death eaters make up my faculty 
I pick the children like fruit off an apple tree. 
The alchemy of apathy as I essentialize, 
categorize and emphasize the differential lines. 
Never empathize. Just spread empty lies like how Mars and Venus, 
and vulvas, ovaries, balls and penis 
share an important link, and other sordid things. 
It's a boring kink, I know, but I sort of think...

[chorus]

[outro variant]
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Joanne Rowling find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty...

VPC 7 Round 1

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Sort You Out

Lyrics
[Obvious]
Seek fear to overcome it. 
We’ve done it.
They say it gets easier, and dammit it doesn’t
You just get better and goddammit I’ve done it 
Dozens and dozens of fights that I’ve won It feels like nothing, it’s really something

[JOEY Z (Obvious)]
GET UP KEITH
SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST MOTHER FUCKER
(What if I mess it up?)
IT'S COOL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME BROTHER
IF THINGS ARE GETTING TOUGH THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT
(And if I fall?)
THAT'S JUST ANOTHER CHANCE TO RISE

[Obvious (JOEY Z)]
Allright, I’ll take a minute think about it
I think I got it. 
I’ll get it in and put it down 
regardless the rawness.
I used to struggle to get it started
But here we are
(HITTING EVERY SHOT?)
No, but I’ve acquired my target. 
Visualize it then execute it, and (keep it loose)
I don’t need a conclusion just a shot to resume
And every time I improve every songs the proof of the doubts I’ve removed. I got smoke to consume Let’s go

[Chorus]
[JOEY Z & Big Fake]
Just remember (remember) that your not alone. (You’re not alone)
You have to learn to forgive yourself before you can grow.

[JOEY Z (Obvious)]
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM FAILURE?
ROUGH SEAS MAKE TOUGHER SAILORS
(WHAT IF MY SONG SUCKS?)
LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER
FUCKIN DUST YOURSELF OFF & MAKE ANOTHER SONG LATER
LISTEN UP, IM NOT TALENTED, I'M SKILLED, I MADE THIS
I WASNT BORN WITH IT, I GAINED IT
THRU A TON OF TIME & EFFORT
BLOOD, SWEAT & TEARS
SHARPENING MY BLADES & OVERCOMING ALL MY FEARS
YOU CAN DO IT TOO

[Chorus 2]

[Big Fake]
All the faces that you've worn
All the pages that you've torn
All the songs you haven't written yet
Look at the blank pages, that's where your new beginning's at
Just remember, there's no ending, no destination
It's about the journey, the process, the shit you're still facin'
Perfection doesn't exist
But if you want my honest answer then satisfaction with yourself is bout as close as you can get

[Obvious]
This Is that do it like I’ve already done it
It’s that Stay on the ladder and get on that next rung shit.
It’s that riddle with the Obvious answer, advance, motherfucker hoist the anchor.
Do something with the main mast, maintain fast velocity 
reciprocate generosity
it’s obvious that obvious lee has questionable qualities, not questionable quality. 
Thanks Fake thanks Z, your both the shit, semicolon; colostomy
And shouts to the whole damn community
I fell welcome here
That feeling means a lot to me.
 I think I got the vibe down  
thanks for the vibe assist.
An impact so big you’ll be like 
“how wide is this?”
Everybody’s  gonna learn 
exactly what time it is
Obvious Lee’s the answer and the question is “I am legit?”

VPC7 Round 4

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Not Alone (ft. Joey Z & Big FAKE)

KKMDS
We Didn’t Start the Unga feat. Streezy Toad

Young Stroke
throwback tekken tag tournament, you know i reign permanent
xiayou and bryan fury that's fast and furious
sabrewulf, imma show you who he is
ultra ultra, that's the combo

Illgill
unforgettable console reset-able
pluggin and thuggin highly upsetable
up in my message be youre moves are hella cheap
 selling all these creeps no mixup hella sweeps
 
Young Stroke
hundred hand slap that's the damn e honda
imma do a code, now it's blood mode
abacabb
cut some letters out, now it's acab

Illgill
fuck the 12 and the 236
timberland gut checks from my front kicks
slappin buttcheeks with daigo reversals
this ranked bitch not player match rehearsals

Sweeney Toad
We didn’t start the Ungaaaaa
Ugh ugh unga

Illgill
get tombstone slabbed and know you didn't tech that
and no, you din't notice that i option select that
no, its not spam i just like to jab check that
know you throw controllers when i deathfist wreck that

Sweeney Toad
No regrets hit you with the low kick yes
Crouch block my shit get that overhead bet
I throw you less no respect you catching hands facts
Acting like you won’t get command grabbed

illgill
ancient quarterfist hank hill slang pro pain
0-2 at the tourney wearing my gucci in the rain
in sane in the rang my plays are big brain
oops a just frame now where's my good game?

Young Stroke
you're button mashin', controller thrashin'
super nintendo reset button' smashin'
now a couple decades into the future we're flashin'
11th chapter, mortal kombatant
fatality, burn 'em like calorie
my favorite fantasy strike character is valerie
so good at fighting games i should get paid salary
players rage quit, they get ANXIOUS

Sweeney Toad
We didn’t start the Ungaaaaa
Ugh ugh unga

Illgill
get tombstone slabbed and know you didn't tech that
and no, you din't notice that i option select that
no, its not spam i just like to jab check that
know you throw controllers when i deathfist wreck that

Sweeney Toad
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy up in your face
Take the throw or get a fucked up taste
Of my max damage hunger come and get clowned
My option select that unga bunga rush down 

Young Stroke
sweeney toad and that boy young muscle
be in beast mode in that fighting game hustle
got the k to the k to the m d s
self care, haters need to de-stress

Illgill
know were on that bunga tip
super mega chungus grip
really sus amongus kid
unga bunga in the kit
GAUNTLET-EPPUKEN
DONG SHLONGA RYUKEN
IWISHALLOFMYJEANSWERECORDEROY

Young Stroke
boys talk down they can catch the elbow
stick together like velcro
it's that young stroke, haters get destroyed quick
broke them boys off on the damn joystick

Sweeney Toad
You all kinds of salty with that saltuken 
Dropped combos faulty counter attuken 
Even basic combos you can’t do ‘em
Put the fight stick down you noobken

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - We Didn't Start the Unga (ft. Streezy Toad)

Death Cruise


Verse 1:


Cam: 
We on a BOAT
Finally off that Lonely Island
(YAH)
Singing shanties like we banshees
Harmonizing with Siren
(HAH)
Along with Lex
PSX flexin' like Hans Zimmer
Toast to the Odyssey, we bobbed and weaved
Being the shark's dinner
(STRAIGHT UP)


Siren: 
Who’s the winner of this lottery
honestly, probably me
was lost at sea but now i’m free
(laugh) flawless victory!
This Odyssey is a rare commodity
It's where I wanna be
Abroad this amphibious prodigy
Unforeseen prophecy


Lex: 
Boat was rocking we hoping it doesn’t topple over/ poppin bottles we pass em and drop em over/ never  paid but hey at least i got closure/ lost in the deep but at least we not sober 


Hook:
ALL: 
[Singing] We're off the Island
(Hootie Hoo)
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We’re just survivin
(Hootie Hoo)
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes


Verse 2:


Lex:
Especially trees and i just twisted up fear it got me twisted up/ swear i had a chance to shake and i just messed it up/ drifting up the current of blood I’m in a trance/ lifting up my spirits for courage but i can’t




Siren:
Take a chance and dance with the siren
we'll have you spiralin, desirin more
shots of Patron, we'll have you in the zone
moving like a cyclone, you'll never be alone
Please Cam, turn up the Jams, cuz Lex is too stoned


Cam:
So isolated since the plague hit
Felt like several ages/
Gimme that bottle, so I can
Make like this fog and get hella faded/
Inebriated and vibing
To this creepy beat/
Swapping tales as we sail
Down the VP Sea/




Hook:
ALL: 
[Singing] We're off the Island
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We’re Barely Thrivin
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes
Siren:
Well, for the time being




Verse 3


Siren: (Pass to Cam)
All we need's a handful of Pirate Booty, We're not choosy
Groupies flocking like seagulls to feast upon their skulls
Remember keep a pulse going, blood flowing, where you going Cam?!
Damn, I know you ate J, it’s okay, she was prey




Cam:
Wait, now am I trippin'?
Did y'all see the lights flicker?
(Nah-uh)
The vibe is really Silent Hilly
And this fog gettin thicker/
(Uh-huh)
Don't get it twisted, this ain't Gilligan
Ya mans not the Skipper/
(NOPE)
Off the rip, I'll abandon ship
I'm the awesomest swimmer/
(DOPE)




Lex:
A crab just plucked both my eyes from their sockets i can’t hear myself scream but i hear the devil talking (kill them)/ vomit from the pain and I’m choking on my dread/ brain is leaking out my head am i alive or am i dead all i know is 




Hook:
ALL: 
[Singing] We're off the Island
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We're out of Hidin
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes




Verse 4:


Siren: (Pass to Everyone cuz Takeover)
[Yay!] Finally now you're souls are mine, Sorry boys, you've run out of time
Just look how their souls shine, a true sight, so divine, get in line
We haven't eaten in days, we've been deprived of such fine wine
Now all we have are these human swine, it's fine, dip’em in brine!!!


Lex:
Slip and just glide/ water on glass/ seems like the storm just passed/ wow/ maybe it was all just a dream seem cool so we gotta calm down/ swear i was scared i was screaming all out/ but wait it’s oh no cam bro check the water i just seen my reflection i don’t have a face/ i don’t think we made it


Cam:
(Well no shit)
Eaten by a demon
Wasn't on my bingo card
This the worst surprise/
(WEAKSAUCE)
But at least the token black dude
Doesn't have to be the first to die/
(YEEHAW?)
Is it karma for making J
Into chicken parma?
Well it was worth a try/
(I sorry)
Man I really hope my soul gives this ho
Bubble guts mixed with turpentine/
(Haichu)

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Death Cruise (ft. Cam3 & Lex Lingo)

Know Shoes, Know Served (NoShoes Diss)

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De l'inspirant, de l'intemporel, du BAUME POUR LE COEUR et les cellules....

Rebondir encore (2)

People Never Change

Me and You

I want to be by your side
Have I told you, I’m addicted to your eyes?
You got me smiling just thinking of you
Do we have another chance, my boo?
Can we press rewind or is it wrong to pursue?

It’s a fine line between fantasy and reality
Sometimes I feel like I’m losing my sanity
When it’s quiet, I yearn to hear from you
When it’s chaos, I run from you
I’m stuck in a fever dream, replaying visions of me and you.

Me and you, me and you, me and you (forever)

Have I been inconsiderate of you baby?
I’m sorry I didn’t see the pain I caused, baby. 
You see me for me without me explaining
You find beauty in me when I’m complaining
You know the right words to say when I’m stressing.
You know how to reassure me when I’m second guessing.

Babe, can we stop with the testing? 
Can we move onto confessing?
We’re going back and forth with the push and pull
I know I got a little in my head when my feelings grew
Sabotaging something good is all I knew.

Don’t wake me up from my dream, 
Let me grieve the moments we haven’t lived
Reliving us getting the bus from school.
Reconnecting after 15 years, breaking my own rules.

Looking at us smiling
New emotions explored, there aint no denying 
Feeling like it’s only me and you 
Was it too good to be true?
Is it the potential that I’m missing?
Was it worth friendship risking?

Tell me that you like me too. 
Me too, me too, me too.
Me too, me too, me too. 
I like you, I like you, I like you. 


-
Lyrics written by AMYAURO
Creative Direction by AMYAURO
Vocals and Sounds generated with AI. 
© 2025 AMYAURO. All rights reserved.

ME AND YOU

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

Ask About Us

ayo we over limit
so hot but they won't admit it
and we fully wicked forging the papers ya get commited
what I see is vivid
so seamless it must scripted 
all the verses are the sickness and nobody's got a gimmick
but then we gotta pivot
reality nonexistent
put RAP inside the thumbnail so everybody mimic
and we never timid
when everything has been shifted
we're going for a ride I hope your ass has got a ticket
know we cybernetic, stole it from optimus give em credit
I'm the greatest of the second gen though nobody has said it
been addicted
reach feelings that you encrypted
trophy has been lifted before anything's submitted
yo it's been a minute
i'm warning you that we in it
so often gotta sit it but we never gonna quit it
little bit a visit, i'm hopeful you don't forget it
everybody getting bodied, this is just the first exhibit 
mp3 of your track : added to email

VPC 7 Round 0

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, Tanner4105] - Garbage Day

Oh! Hello there.
It's very nice to meet you all.
My name is SirenSeraph,
And these lovely ladies represent PSX, Sing it ladies!

Hook 1:
Feel the waves swell, you're compled, say farewell,  my Darling
Come follow me, you'll agree, i'm the key, as you sink to the
Soon you will know, down below, our love grows, my Darling
Into the sea, you will see you are free now that you're soul belongs to me

Verse 1:
Hi my name is Siren, a daughter of Poseidon,
My rhymes so vibrant, they be followin through my trident
Call me your Highness when you step onto my island
My kindness is timeless, but leaves your body lifeless
Persistant in my metronome, repeating echoes in my dome
Won't you follow me into my catacombs
This is now your home, and you'll never have to be alone
fade in - (free, now that you're soul belongs to me)  - fade out
More aluring than a banshee, as rare as a vaccine
I'll make you a cup of caffine while dancing, you're laughing
gasping, trying breathe air that's not there in a world full of despair, is it fair?
Prepare to take that final leap, into the deep, a deep sleep
Where you wont here a peep, when I creep
Into your nightmares, while you're unaware
so say you're final prayer, now that your heart is snared

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Belongs To Me

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