Challenge Details:
Choose Your Game's Genre - Sports Sim
Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter

Equip Your Resources (One per Slot)
V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
V SLOT (2) - Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (an Alliteration apparatus!)
P SLOT - Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)


It’s time
lace up you cleats and your mask
Get it right.
Onto the pitch from the top rope.
See the crowd and let em know
That we will not be denied

Chorus:
It’s time to get hydrated 
It’s the title shot
It’s the final destination
It’s the title shot
That’s right baby
It’s the title shot 
I say yeah.

One more time
A force of nature with our talents combined.
Drempt of this since you were signed.
It’s the showdown time to throw down.
Two monsters on the pitch are about to colide.

(Chorus)

Give me the mic, Do you honestly think that you, YOU can take on the likes of Bobson “The Problem” Dugnutt? You think you have the handles, the speed, the raw power to take on ME and my team of problemaniacs? You see this, this is MY World Heavyweight Cup Belt, Belt Cup. Nevermind, it’s time to get problematic.

I’m a problem you can’t process
Put a puncture through your progress
You got promise but I’m flawless
Your gonna digest all these dropkicks

Duck and dive dude you’ll die
Prepare for your demise.
Devastation’s what your facing
take my title come and try

Times ticking truly tragic
Won’t move me man I’m massive
Your wingers not a winner 
I’m a wall you cannot pass it.

Your game plan’s about to get garroted
I’m the goat you know I got it
Bout to bend it it’s the end
Learn why they call me “the problem” 

(Chorus)

VPC 7 Round 2

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Title Shot

We present THE FINAL ENCOUNTER of a modern RPG called ESCAPE FROM FACEBOOK.

Up against a robot billionaire the vocalist equipped all three things:
- Doubletime
- Singing
- Alliteration

The producer equipped:
- Industrial chiptune on hook and bridge
- No Snares.
- Odd Time Signature (The last two measures of each refrain are in 7/4 with the exception of the last one because the last refrain is the first half of the opening of the song. There are also some poly tempos happening with the chiptune arpeggios in the skit section. )

Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's robot
Mark Zuckerberg

I see that you made it
Got out of my basement
But you'll never escape
There is no way
I've been awaiting this day
I cannot lose
What can you do
I control truth
It's whatever i say
No moves
Can counter my factious funnels of fatal fake news
So bow to my brain or I'll leak nudes
Of you in '04 hazing frat dudes
They're saved on my servers
The terms of the service
Soley serve some sick purpose
To forever and blindly bind you
So take your best shot
I'm always behind you
Lurking and jerking round every wall
Undefeated I'm jake paul
First place I'm a vessel of light
Congress can't stop me with their oversight
You close an account and think i'm out of your life?
My schtoyle unblockable you think that you might.... 

Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

I can feel you weaken
Lean in to my Beacon
Freaking, I feed on anger, I feed on hate
I feed on users that think that they can try to escape
And it's time I ate cuz it's late
And you're on my plate escape from faceook
But that wasn't even my last laugh
Monopoly map i get you back
Messenger instagram and whats app
Ha!

And you think you're fully equipped
With potions and tunics and upgrades and ish
That you bought from the ads that I served on your quest
Then my 5G cancer ray blasts through your chest
Banished boss babes & farm games
MLM schemes cranked to eleven
Logic as leveled up weapons
But i've tracked every move that you've ever made since you were seven
Know thyself, know thy enemey
100 battles, AI fear no threat to me
Beat-up a brainwashed boomer horde
You made my russian robots roar
Killed krazy kevins and killer karens
Zombies that you used to know as your parents
Standing there swaggerin'
Like your name is Saverin
But there's no escape from my blue & white labyrinth

Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
And if you get free, where will you be
Tick tock on the clock hear the beat
The devil you know or don't, see?
A sophie's choice it's china or me
You got a blockchainsaw and an antitrust sword
I got a billion dollars that says I win this war

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg
You can't...

you're not savvy, your last name ain't saverin
smash my laptop but no one can smash my labyrinth

so you bested my radical russian robots
alt-right armies, corrupt cops 
pizzagate bronies deflecting bout porn
feastest on scores of my boomer beast battle horde,
you savagely savaged the killer karens
zombies that you used to know as your parents

you're not savvy, your last name ain't saverin
you can smash my laptop but not my labyrinth
you're bloody and angry and sad
i made you kill your own mom and your dad

Former Fat Boys [A Dinosaur, Hard Corey] - Escape From Facebook

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime 
Producer Resource: No snares 

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared


GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E


What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point? 
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss 
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought
  

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - slipgayt

We chose to do a boss Battle inspired by the confrontation with Shaelob from Lord of the Rings, Return of the King

We also did it as a troll of the concept, 1up Funk is commisioned to write the ending of the new 1up Funk Game
and instead we wont shut up about LOTR

Hookshot chose to use the Chiptune elements in his Beat:
HookShot adds a new element to the composition, every 4 bars as traditional VGM would

Bobby chose to use the Aliteration Aumlet which is evidenced 
Bobby also used singing and doubletime, but feels the aliteration was the focus



INTRO

Back once again like we've been here before
On the path of the villain come to settle the score. 
Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
Lessons get imprinted into the visual

X2

VERSE

Well we were a wizard and a warrior well worn with wearyness
were in this waking wicked evil in this wilderness
wandering while we watch whispers walk in whisps
while arachnid witches wound up out of the where the wind whips

animalistic with an acrobatic acumen 
ansilary amateurs after her abdomen
all arrows knocked all alchemy on afterburn 
attacking adolescent ankle biters 
Fucking Amateurs! 

PRE CHORUS

raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire 
as a method to inspire transformation to a higher 
form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

CHORUS

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots
 
8 legs dance in the darkness
2 hearts stand for the light
1 shot take down a heartless
1 up we live for the fight

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

SKIT

Bobby Arson: Yeah dude like Shaelob but like shes like a Hip Hop Spider like wearing Reeboks and Shit

Hook Shot: Yeah yeah!

Sam Whitehead: No No, were not doing a Lord of the Rings Thing

HS: Yeah like damn ahoooo *beatbox noise

SW: Weve been over this

Bobby: Yeah, we have been over this, its almost like... we've, been here before

SW: NO

HS: "that's because we have Sam

SW: NO!

HS: were going in circles"

SW: NO, BLIMEY GOD BLASTED . . .


REPRISE

Back once again like we've been here before
On the path of the villain come to settle the score. 
Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
Lessons get imprinted into the visual

VERSE

Bobby the beaten broken barbarian 
better build brazen backbone thats big enough to bury her
bitter when I conjur a combustible caucaophony 
closed off to the cold coffin the boss offered me

Hooky heaves his halberd whole hog at Shaelob
She sobs as she gets speared into a shishkabob
she crawls back in the abyss ceasing to exist 
we get the exp, then repeat it

PRE CHORUS

raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire 
as a method to inspire transformation to a higher 
form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

CHORUS

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots
 
8 legs dance in the darkness
2 hearts stand for the light
1 shot take down a heartless
1 up we live for the fight

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot] - Dance in the Darkness

life is a lie (prod.Kosfinger beats)

Mask off

Strafe muss sein

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