Adventure choices:

Role Playing Game
Character Creation
Singing
Chiptune


INTRO:
[game narrator]CREATE A CHARACTER...ENTER A NAME

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man decisions decisions...this might take me a minute...

[game narrator]*interrupting* YOU'VE RECEIVED A GUILD INVITE

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: hey w-what is this?!

Guildmaster: hey man you're like, invited to like join uh, the swag guild...uh we're like recruiting uh, new members and stuff

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man sure thing! this is awesome! i-i'm in a guild and i haven't even started the game yet!

[VERSE 1]
let's roll, not talkin' bout a wheel,
you're either tankin', healin' or bout to deal
some dps, maybe melee
maybe ranged damage make the mobs say "mayday"
in the swag guild you got three roles to play
well, maybe 4, i'm the auction house all day
hustlin' for pay, grindin' for gold
while my swag guild g's steady fightin' in the fold
that's the damn zone, where dragons groan
in the raid battle we don't be swaggin' alone
other guilds moan, swag guild put it down
broke them boys off they ain't even left the starter town
anyway back to the character creation
we have several sliders for skin pigmentation
and hairstyles, customization for miles
the character creation suite is so versatile

[INTERLUDE]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man this game's legit, there's an absolute cornucopia of choices

[CHORUS]
choose a name, race, and class
suit up and go kick some ass,
it's the swag guild,
"wait a minute, the swag guild?!" YES!
these haters wanna hate
'cause swag is a passive trait
in the swag guild
oh welcome to the swag guild

[INTERLUDE 2]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: Hey uh guildmaster uhh, any advice for a noob like me?

Guildmaster: yeah bro, it's important to like, do stuff that gives you like, a lotta uh, in-game gold, and then put in the uhh, guild bank

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh snap! will do!

[VERSE 2]
need a name for your character, can't come up with nothin'
cool...just press the random button
congratulations, now you have a name
next up, you need to pick a race
maybe elf, maybe dwarf maybe orc
maybe human "who the hell picks a human"
hey you do you, man, anyway next
you need to pick a sex, "there better be more than two checks"
next up a class, to kick some ass
you should be a healer, "umm i'll pass"
you should be a paladin "that's more like it"
there's a cool paladin build with elemental lightning
from a legendary item you can farm in this dungeon
now you can chill at the swag guild luncheon
at the tavern, versace armor pattern
it's the swag guild leaving other guilds in tatters

[INTERLUDE 3]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: best guild ever!

[OUTRO]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: this is awesome! as soon as i pick out a name...pick out which race, class, build, and uh finish the uhh tutorial, i'm gonna have so much fun with my new guild!

Guildmaster: yeah bro it's gonna be awesome! don't forget to like, put all your gold in the guild bank...we need it for like, guild stuff. Yeah, that's what we need it for

VPC 7 Round 2

Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad] - Swag Guild

Challenge Info:
Role playing game
The Final Encounter
Singing
Chiptune


MAIN LYRICS LISTED FIRST, LATIN CHOIR LISTED SECOND

pray to anyone you want,
halls of this cathedral ring as
hollow as the followers
of gods that call me evil,

matters of opinion, tell me
did you stop and honor every
murder of my minions, as you
spill their blood like water?

Call yourselves the hero, seems
to me though, you're no pacifist, 
so come on make me bleed, 
let me be that final catalyst

that activates your destinies, that's
what I'm here to do, just 
remember you're the enemies from
other points of view: I've

I've gathered crystals, mastered focus,
pacts and rituals, murdered hopeless
keepers of forbidden knowledge:
I'm the one who's suffered all this!

we'll let history 
decide who is wrong, just
remember it favors the 
strong


there's no measurement in this galaxy 
the sun, the moon, the stars
to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
how infinitely truly fucked you are

theres no measurement in this galaxy 
the sun, the moon, the stars
to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
how infinitely truly fucked you are

But you can try.


weak attack,
reflected back, 
so futile!
why even try y'all,
put down the fireball!
and let me see you smile


I'm cold as Shiva with an open shoulder
raising hail over Hel 'til it freezes over
gone blind to the fact that you should've turned back
couldn't see the truth with the whole beholder

chance's down with the pit fiends which means
it's between abyss and abysmal, I
flex so hard like I'm made of mithril
all drip, cantrip, straight magic missile
 

rule this block like a sword and board,
keep it harder. than a Gorgon whore
dare to cross my threshold? LET'S GO,
I won't stop 'til I'm overlord


-------------------------------

ADV1: BY THE GODS, you dare to hurl insults during our fight!? HOW DARE YOU!

ADV2: We can't let him win. That's not what our dead parents would want. They would want justice.

ADV3: And to be alive!

TWILL: OH HO HO HO! Did you forget about me?

ADV1: BY THE GODS, he's been cured of his wounds!

ADV2: Damn you evil faerie from earlier in our adventure!

ADV3: Yeah!

HACKNSLASH: Your cries of anguish and agony will echo in a symphony of sorrow displaced against a disarray of desolution and despair! 

ADV1: BY THE GODS!!!!!
-------------------------------

come so far,
just to lose it all now,
the light in your eyes
starts dying down

thoughts and fears that your
choices were wrong,
wonder who the hero was
all along


you need me, to justify them means
you need me, to keep your conscience clean, yeah
you need me, to wash away them awful feelins
you need me, to play the role of your supervillain


devoured all the power,
transcended from ages, 
blood-line's been refined 
by the finest of sages
I done studied manuscripts til I
mastered the pages,
now I'm felling all your fighters
while I'm melting your mages 

Asura and Bahamut couldn't 
get me with me a comet, here's a
list of people better than me:
ain't nobody on it, you can

you can summon every dragon,
every potion, every flagon, every
buff, level up, there ain't
ain't nothing gonna happen

I mastered space and time
I don't lose, I hit rewind



---------------------------------
LATIN CHOIR

nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus 
*sailor doom/destruction is the best*


clamoris magis
clamoris magis 
clamoris magis (meliorem)
clamoris magis (meliorem)
*cry more (get good/improve)*

Sailor Doom [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled] - You Can Try

In this game you play the role of a plucky young aquaculture farmer. 
Our journey covers the character creation setup of the piece. 

There's some double-time and what I try to claim is singing vocally throughout the track. 
tanner4105 has provided some smoothed out Donkey Kong Country instrumentals for your ear holes. 

Welcome back (welcome back)
now's your chance (now's your chance)
to heed advice and get you leveled and advance
Yo aquaculture is the name of the game, it's the title you crave
 but another terrible character I might just go insane
but that's OK though, not about erupting like a volcano 
but you never seem to listen and I feel like I've been bitching
And I'm gonna teach you fishing and you can't say no
invading info
innovative intro
incredibly incognito
you'll need your payment info
can’t get that until you grown at least to level 5
can't spare a dime when you login, immediately die
ayo that's wack
why you gotta build your guy like that?
got shrimp and prawns, gotta move along
and darlin that's a fact 


we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend 


You should think twice about your stats
You took no points in traps
but your sex appeal is maxed
I don't even know what it's even in the game for 
maybe DLC port, mentioned it on G4, 
bundled it with Recore, wasting all this time for
me to make a report, busting up the keyboard
Cause I don't know what you're doing
yo  your whole vibe I'm not fluent
if you're the crustacean student
our reputation is ruined
and I can't handle it, manage it, 
your failures so elaborate 
business plan so immaculate 
your dumbass couldn't handle it
all ya gotta do is click that shrimp
It’ll run that script, it’ll count them chips
you don't gotta use a fist 
wanna give a little kiss
and I got another hint
wanna find out what it is?
Yo you can unlock a lightsaber! 
none greater neighbor, so tell me what to ya think?
maybe one day you can upgrade to a better tank than a sink

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend

You gotta click that shrimp
You gotta click that shrimp
Click that shrimp, baby, click that shrimp (x4)

{Important Information Here}

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We’ll never get your currency, man

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Aquaculture

game style: (adult) dating sim
screen: (intro) credit roll
vocalist pick: alliteration
producer pick: no snare


v1.
I gotta harem of hoes
A bevy bodacious babes 'n gentlemen joes
Don't show me no otome game don't want none of those
Gimme equal opportunity where anything goes
(WORK IT OUT)

Expecting triple x from erryone I select
Pitching both teams getcha nipples erect
I be swingin' for the fence gotta it connect
Double menage a trois entendres: comin direct
(SOFT PART NOW)

Fly without a wingman; Imma make an attack
Don't need a cheezy pickup; I'm peepin' GameFAQs
Unlockin' erry endin' when I'm playin' it back
Cuz all my happy endin's endin' up  the sack
(GET HARD)

Horny hoes and honeys gonna show me some love
Waifus, husbandos rub 'em up in the tub
NPCs and randos in the rotary club
I get busy errywhere makin' anyone flood

ch.
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then select it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then reject it
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then reset it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then eject it

v2.
Scummin' all my saves cuz Imma digital slut
Canon hoes an' basic bitches, tellin' 'em what
Takin' advantage of the glitches when I'm givin' em nut
Slavin' hoes like Leia cuz I'm Jabba the Hut
(TAKE IT OFF)

Ichiban no ecchi pervy playin' it out
But that moe shit ain't sexy it ain't what I'm about
Bad bitches gettin' next to me I'm rubbin' one out
Bachelors come and sex me I be makin' em spout
(LUNCH TIME NOW)

Peanut butter gettin' a snack
I be makin' 'em a sandwich when I get in the sack
Unicorns get jelly when I jump on a snatch 
They horny (shwing) so I ride on their backs
(BUCK 'EM OFF)

Pussy poppin' perfectly it's purple n' pressed 
I be pushin' priapisms puttin' family to rest
None are blood related so it isn't incest
So my brothers and my sisters they be gettin' undressed

Unskippable Cut Scene:
MC:
Ah what a find day, for romancin'!
Think I'm gonna hit up the Legion Hall, the Kiwanis Club,
and last but not least, the Rotary Club.

NPC:
Hey Main Character! 

MC: 
Ah! If it isn't my good friend, NPC!

NPC:
What are you going to be up today?

MC: 
Imma go get my fuck on at all of these organizations 
cause that's where the best romancin' is, UGH!

Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron] - Rotary Club Dating Sim

capo 4 
cannot but love you

C             
What if I told you
D        em
I was wrong
C                                     d
I left every little thing undone
C                                             em       c
I crept into shadows and buried my eyes
C                                                            d
I failed to deliver  instead sought the lies

What if I told you
I was strong
Enough to be left in the cold winter long
Sufficient to carry the weight of my pain
And see it washed silently down a deep drain

What if I told you
Life is a song
In rythym and rhyme is where we belong
The ebb and the flowing
The depths and the heights
The waiting the knowing
The giving of life

What if I told you
I was wrong
I knew i was broken I knew all along
You offered forgiveness
You gave it away
You knew how to heal me
You buried my shame 


C          
I cannot but love you
Em                 c
I cannot but die
 C                  g
I break into pieces
  D                        g
For you are my life

cannot but love you

In this February 2021 patrons-only seminar, Brian and the crew analyzed the January 6th fascist insurrection and the state of U.S. policy toward China. Check out the preview now and subscribe at patreon.com/thesocialistprogram to hear the rest!

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Chat Gpt Prod.beatsbyweapons!

Minnboy has a handful of amazing mincrofictions on /r/shortscarystories. Click the Original Link and check em out!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZL2bBY4Mvk

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/2dzfjo/aquaphobia/

Aquaphobia by minnboy

Im so glad on Epic Collab shes coming Useful my friends but Special Thanks for Making thumbnail • PhoenixSR •

(05/17 - 06/18)

Part 1: • RakovayaOpyxolRemixer •

["Yes!"]

Part 2: • PhoenixSR •

["Bite of 87?!"]

Part 3: DJCubixTronMusic (Me)

["Sparking dogs 8 bit"]

Part 4: RobloxFan75000 

["oof"]

Part 5: MomoSR

[No Quotes]

Part 6: goodsamaritan

["h"]

Part 7: KevonSpartanic

["no"]

Part 8: Useful

[No Quotes]

Part 9: samuel_

["sparkdox sparta"]

Orginal made by: Useful

FLP: https://mega.nz/file/0N1wjKyJ#KNxFFJ98wVeEH_SKB0wVFYGFxXMdgH4ppVRnP_O2cQ0
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Made in Fl Studio.

(Part 9 Collab) Sparta Sparkdox Remake Base

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

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Disquiet Junto Project 0476. The Assignment: Here’s your next single’s cover. Now record it.

The photo gave me instantly some kind of Blade Runner feeling and I wanted to avoid this. I decided to make something with LFOs that give the cars driving by a sound. I created a generative patch on my AE Modular with a recently added Wonkystuff rbbs adressing the FMOS oscillator, a lots of LFOs and filters. I wanted to add some Houston radio talk, but I only found a WebSDR source in Texas (w5cqu.homeip.net:8100/) from which the voices are taken (some harmless talk about MS Windows). The result is my feeling of having a flat in this building, listening to local radio with open balcony. Will be a #1 hit single…

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The photo was shot in Houston, Texas, by Robert Boyd and is used with his permission.

More on this 476th weekly Disquiet Junto project:
https://disquiet.com/0476/

Project discussion:
https://llllllll.co/t/disquiet-junto-project-0476-iah-forecast/

Sailor Doom [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled] - You Can Try

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