Celebrating White Rabbits
Ft YNGSLLVN And Beaker


BKR:
Yo, y'all ever heard of computers?

LLYZZ:
We hella hyphy exciting and love to ride the lightning
Kill the calves that you fuckers insist on idolizing
Simpin that psilocybin we vibin and very violent
The punchest of pilots we washin hands then we riot

YNGSLLVN:
I'm in its grips I feel the silence tightening 
Board the ship rocket quips commence the firing 
We sippin chill all night'n Sriving to taste the violet 
See sounds like ethesia pirates 
Down but we staying the highest

LLYZZ:
Galactic taxi, jump into the backseat, watch me while I drive
I got my ego locked up in the trunk I hope it burn alive
Thelema and Weezy are gonna learn how to fly
Ridin the Thunderbird out to conquer the sky

YNG SLLVN:
We follow in the white rabbit's footsteps
We lost out in the woods with no compass
Pull the stopper from the bottle with my teeth and
Hoist the bottom to the sky and throw away the weekend
Give it to the demon, everyone is shrinkin
All I hear is shriekin -- swimmin toward the beacon

LLYZZ:
What's a real man to a hologram?
I'll follow Lucifer offa path of Hollow Man
You gettin bottled fam, drink you up and swallow
Spew you from my mouth and lay a curse upon the land!

YNGSLLVN:
Corporate lies containing curses, a person's worth is more than purses 
Idol worship surface worthless, open eyed and finding purpose

LLYZZ:
Our purpose -- to tear the heart right outta ya worship
get you tossin and turnin barn stormin and burnin
We no port in a storm crew we're the number one choice and
We want money or blood, so get to picking your poison

VPC7 Round 4

YNG SLLVN [LLYZ, YNGSLLVN] - Follow The White Rabbit

Bigg Notty:  Come one come all
Air ya dirty drawers
At the first annual nerdcore vpc haters ball
I'm ya host big naughty
We out here on the red carpet 
Smells like an armpit
This'll be over alot faster if we just get it started


Smokee B- V1


These muhfuckin crews ain't shit
Ya'll think they gon lose they shit?
Yo let me know to these average Joez is this some muhfuckin Wu Tang shit
I'm on my Pootie Tang tip
Whip a hater like Sa Da Te'
Sign yo petty on the runny kine get line
Me and mine playa hatin like all damn day
Listen what the Big Tall man say
Whatcha finna do with all that hate?
up in the facebook group
Spittin all dat poop like "dat song wasnt all that great"
Everybody hatin quit bitchin about it
I be hatin too I just dont be twitching about it
We some heavy hittin haters feelin different about it
Tryna hear the testament, let's give it to Prowess


Prowess the Testament- V1


All these tears in the VPC, I drink ‘em with coffee
So sorry that you can’t get a 3, yeah, that’s even you Bobby…
No apologies, these policies here to keep all of these little prodigies
Under my boot, yeah, that’s a prophecy, these An Hobbes/2-Ton Philosophies, stop frolicking,
On Twitch making hits like you got supreme, that’s a Taco, check the barcode
I’m hearing these hi hats sound like dry cats Klop posted, it’s mind blowing,
Ya’ll gotta make remix on the first round? Desh ya’ll ready for the thirst now?
Posting them traps, those ain’t raps, no caps…ya’ll gotta go rehearse, now…




Bobby Arson-V1


This motherfucking vibe aiint it 
Run a joke until the drive train quits
me and Smokee here bye that bitch
put up blinders survive that shit


Little Notty thanks for having me here
They've been hating on my verses for a couple of years
yall should dig deep and peep your inner self
instead of fucking with Twitch, try calling better help 


-What they doin?  Hatin on us
Bitch I'm the Boss-


All- HATE (like a whole lot of it)


Bigg Notty: Bigg Notty back for more
mouf like a 12 gauge shotty atcha door
and now, the moment all you haters been waitin for
It's time to present one of these motherfuckers the hater of the year award


Smokee B-V2




How could you not be a hater
Hate the challenge hate the player
Hate the judges hate the beat hate the vocalist creators
Hate a hater
Hate a coconut
All these haters choking up
Hard shell but
Sweet n chewy when they broken up
I been just joking, fuck
Still causing a ruckus
Haters of the year unless the judges fuck us
Ah, fuck em 
Gotta love em
They ain't used to me 
I hear that Navi aint half the beard that they used to be
Scuse me, damnSelene
Like a hot damn mess
 sorry for your pop filter 
Witcha plant based hotdog breath
Got alot left to say w my chest
Taking shots at these nerdcore doggone vets
Mark Cooper rap like he got dusty shoes
All of Bobby's spider kicks look busted too
But I need a heater so I'm fuckin trusting you 
To burn these clowns down arson at the circus dude


Bobby Arson-V2


come in hot like Deshy 
berserk flow and no shirt
cringing watching Joey Z
selfie a slow jerk
thanks for the notes though
dog I didn't ask
but I laughed at the old drunk guy
 in the kids mask


16 Joshes, hard to hear the difference
Kermit and Dr. Teeth Jammin in the distance
Couple of Muppets, and Beaker makes three
Oh wait thats just An Hobbes and XOC


Hard to hate it here
the way my raps get treated
But I gotta hate a game
where a vets never defeated
Hate feeling cheated 
And still I do
hate the way you haters float your fucking hate reviews


so, fuck it


we came to bang
shorty on deck 
You know my gang 
it's KKMDS
Demon Nerds and 1up funk
we at the ball
Prowess got that haterade
Hit em with the claw(s)

The Southern Demon Nerd - Player Hater's Ball (ft. Prowess the Testament & Bobby Arson)

Ooh, it's a sexy ass beat in the headphones
I was moving my feet even when I was alone,
Now we're close, and you're closing the door
I want more, baby show me what you got

Like a head in the sky, feeling so high,
Now I'm being lain down low, so slow, oh my
So nice, we caress, fingers run across your chest
Running through the little hairs, like a nest, come here...

I get close and I whisper in your ear
All the things you know I wanna hear, and some you don't
I say "Mike, every castle needs a moat", "and you know,
that you're mine, you protect me like the outermost

wall of a keep", "you're the lord to my lady, but baby,
there's something you should know":
They're saying we make fun of rap. They say we're whack.

They say we're whack?

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

Ohh, I'm in bed,
tucked up tight for the night, I'm wrecked, all set,
For a helluva snooze, got a flight direct
Down to noddy land, I body slam,
Down on the sheets, so silky soft,  
And I'm lost in the dreams in my head, instead

DING DING on the phone on my nightstand
Right then, message on read
"They're saying we make fun of rap"
"They say we're whack"
Now I'm shell-shocked staring at the text
Hit em with the "new phone, who dis?", Frank says "dude it's,
me" and you know what's next 
We hold each other tight, we cry together 
We try to make it better cos we're so depressed

And the messages are coming in the streams.
Y'all motherfuckers mean.

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

When you, go hat shopping you want a hat
So how is that bad? Your feedback is whack
Not my raps, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
Like a dog when its got a paralysis tick

Click click, have you ever ever felt like this
When strange things happen and you're going round the twist? (this is a reference to an australian show you don't know)
A group from Down Under just went over your head (this is a reference to how you didn't get that last reference)

We're under ya bed, like Sulley, 
And we're landing on the Hudson
Guns on my belt, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
You can celebrate this dick

*random hype noises*

Spandex Moose is the best band!
In the VPC, every year!

Spandex Moose are the best rappers!
In history, this is some Wu Tang Shit

Celebrate (Spandex Moose!) come on!


It's the moose, dawg
Number One like Hoops, dawg (this is another funny reference you don't get but it's funny trust me)
Thats the truth, dawg
Two man wrecking crew, dawg
We're just front-page news, dawg
Call us Murdochs

We're from the Antipodese
Yeah antipod-eez nuts

You had garlic? How bout you garlic my butthole

Kings of the mic
And if you don't like it?
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
*mic drop*

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT (ft. Joey Zed)

KKMDS
We Didn’t Start the Unga feat. Streezy Toad

Young Stroke
throwback tekken tag tournament, you know i reign permanent
xiayou and bryan fury that's fast and furious
sabrewulf, imma show you who he is
ultra ultra, that's the combo

Illgill
unforgettable console reset-able
pluggin and thuggin highly upsetable
up in my message be youre moves are hella cheap
 selling all these creeps no mixup hella sweeps
 
Young Stroke
hundred hand slap that's the damn e honda
imma do a code, now it's blood mode
abacabb
cut some letters out, now it's acab

Illgill
fuck the 12 and the 236
timberland gut checks from my front kicks
slappin buttcheeks with daigo reversals
this ranked bitch not player match rehearsals

Sweeney Toad
We didn’t start the Ungaaaaa
Ugh ugh unga

Illgill
get tombstone slabbed and know you didn't tech that
and no, you din't notice that i option select that
no, its not spam i just like to jab check that
know you throw controllers when i deathfist wreck that

Sweeney Toad
No regrets hit you with the low kick yes
Crouch block my shit get that overhead bet
I throw you less no respect you catching hands facts
Acting like you won’t get command grabbed

illgill
ancient quarterfist hank hill slang pro pain
0-2 at the tourney wearing my gucci in the rain
in sane in the rang my plays are big brain
oops a just frame now where's my good game?

Young Stroke
you're button mashin', controller thrashin'
super nintendo reset button' smashin'
now a couple decades into the future we're flashin'
11th chapter, mortal kombatant
fatality, burn 'em like calorie
my favorite fantasy strike character is valerie
so good at fighting games i should get paid salary
players rage quit, they get ANXIOUS

Sweeney Toad
We didn’t start the Ungaaaaa
Ugh ugh unga

Illgill
get tombstone slabbed and know you didn't tech that
and no, you din't notice that i option select that
no, its not spam i just like to jab check that
know you throw controllers when i deathfist wreck that

Sweeney Toad
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy up in your face
Take the throw or get a fucked up taste
Of my max damage hunger come and get clowned
My option select that unga bunga rush down 

Young Stroke
sweeney toad and that boy young muscle
be in beast mode in that fighting game hustle
got the k to the k to the m d s
self care, haters need to de-stress

Illgill
know were on that bunga tip
super mega chungus grip
really sus amongus kid
unga bunga in the kit
GAUNTLET-EPPUKEN
DONG SHLONGA RYUKEN
IWISHALLOFMYJEANSWERECORDEROY

Young Stroke
boys talk down they can catch the elbow
stick together like velcro
it's that young stroke, haters get destroyed quick
broke them boys off on the damn joystick

Sweeney Toad
You all kinds of salty with that saltuken 
Dropped combos faulty counter attuken 
Even basic combos you can’t do ‘em
Put the fight stick down you noobken

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - We Didn't Start the Unga (ft. Streezy Toad)

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

Verse(s):
Mark FKN Cooper
Since stranded here been bored to tears like I don't got things to do
I got places to go and people to see, man I need to get rescued 
The X marks the spot, now here comes a yacht, hop aboard and meet the crew 
Approaching the lobby, I see Tia & Bobby, plus the VPC came too  (that's you) 

Bobby Aarsen 
Its a literal whos who of the nerdiest catch 
Taco's on the mash snackin with Smokee and An
SLLVN got a hold scissors and now they're sleeveless
Tia's droppin a throw back like sweet jesus  

Prowess The Testament 
How egregious, these teams should check the features
We 1-up competition, head first like a fetus
That's a .5 fraction, like Ardamus captions
I'm laughing with the captain, scribing rhymes on a napkin

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out) (voiceovers from Bobby/Mark Cooper)

Verse(s): Bobby Aarsen x Prowess The Testament
Twilli playing Pictionary with the 'Spandex Moose'
And 'Beaker' slaying shuffleboard, sippin Metamucil
They never had a clue, found the green on the steamboat
Now, we ‘SOLO’ L's, rock bells with Lex Lingo 
Light it up like casino, Deshko with the Cheat Code
Wetter than Pellegrino, thirst where the freaks go
Little did he know, Shawn Solo, received mo', C-Notes, it’s GROSS, just peep the keynote (winks)

-Lower 3rd Beat Transition: Salute to Deshko-
Mark FUKN Cooper
Look at me now, K-9 growl, Vick is sick, he cant even keep me down,  
More lines spin than a deep down burned cd rounds, see these rounds are a wake up call like coffee grounds 
Royalty with the crown profound, got the pedal on the metal like I'm Logan...
Wow, so marvelous, Scarlet  Witch towards all the risks, life is a game til you get blown out like the cartridges, 
and that’s common sense, so obvious, shake 'em up like Parkinson's with an etch & sketch in a turtleneck and a baphomet 
  
Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

Mark FUKN Cooper
I never skip a beat, my moonwalk is sleek
The way I spin move through the groove
The Lamar Latrell that turned Patty LaBelle 
Giving nerds new attitudes 
Keep it hippoty hoppity, nobody "heir" is stopping me, I'm prepared to put your hands in a air like robbery, 
So, you dare to copy me? Blank stare cuz probably, you thinking, I dive bars…that's an anomaly 

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

-FADE TO BLACK-

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] – Nerds Come Out Art (ft. Bobby Arsen)

(Skeptik)
I remember playing all night and splitting the screen/
The CRT’s glow kept us calm and serene/
Controller green, neon to boot/
Three handles to hold and it’s see through too/
(OnlyOneRonin)
Never been to a LAN party? Unreal/
Tournament with the shock gun. Done deal/
(Danny G)
Was once a game, now it turns wheels/ 
backbone of Yoshi and the war of gears/ 
wanna kill some spare time with Kirby air ride/ 
Glide thru on Hydra, and fly thru space time/
(OnlyOneRonin)
I got time, but dont rush me/
Got dropped in the middle map playing pubg/
(Skeptik)
I got two multi taps and eight remotes/
Control a whole team in Madden, yeah, we’re doing the most/
Pillar to post, we could make a whole roster/
In No Mercy in no time, of justice league imposters/


(Hook)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?
Inch by inch we push even closer
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older
Plugged in and ready to play/
Ten hours passed now it’s the next day/
Hanging out with the crew in our favorite games/
Looking for something to slay


(Danny G)
Fresh double As, so I know we all able/
no need for tables, grab the link cable/
Give me the onyx, no one can stop this/
Haunter to gengar - boldore to gigalith/
metal coat warps the helix, simple rock turns to steeling
Gotta have friends to evolve that feebas
Four sword adventure on cartridge or cube disc
I feel this pikmin in the palm of my hand
Toss this plant based being to my fam
Double dash back to shield grab on castle
Hyrule Smash Bros time splitting hassle/
All night long we stuck on Nintendo
Soda and chips till we all decrescendo


(OnlyOneRonin)
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
Knock out
(Knock out who?)
Knock out in the city
Don't drop the ball in a fight
Unless you wanna be the fall guy
It's not all hype
When you're winning
Gunrock with the 3 stone power
If I Hit you
rag doll like the bouncer
Counter if you have to
But gotta inkling
Imma splat you
Atchu
Not a sneeze, but a tweet
Getting kinda hungry
Guess I gotta eat
Put me in a cage in a free for all
Hard-core battle with a pokeball




(Skeptik)
Laptop guns, an assload of fun, pass snacks around, lemme grab that one/
I’ll never ease off to give esteem a bump, in a team death match there’s no runner up/
I raise the height of my jump with a rocket Sam, serious/
Play fast and furious and pass out delirious/
Not everything you want in life will be easy,
check the cow level if you don’t believe me/
Warrior need food, warrior queasy, warrior wonders if he’s being too needy/
Companions and quests go hand in hand,
So let’s clear this game and hit Funcoland/
I even heard  they got a brand new Dreamcast demo stand 


(Outdo)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?/
Inch by inch we push even closer/
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers/
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older/

dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G] Multiplayer Madness (ft. OnlyOneRonin)

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse1- Story Ville
1up Funk and Floe Riden, 
who'dve thought we'd be stranded on the same island?
one convenient coinky-dink, fill up the cup, clink-clink,
 smooth sailing if we don't spring a leak and sink!


Verse 2- Hookshot
Nothin but them blue skies on the sunshine tip
I hit the snooze, now its 9:06 - take a dip
catch a fish, and then whip up some popcorn shrimp
(sv)slap hands with hookshot (both) then light that splif !

Chorus x2-
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse 3 - Story Ville
Loungin on the deck of the scooner, 
was looking like sure doom just a moment sooner/
now it's mai thais and shuffle board,
 coast to coast celebration port to starboard, all aboard!

Vesrse 4 - Hookshot
Poppa got sick and Bobby hopped with him 
What more can I say? GONE FISHIN !!!
Yeah life's short Ima' level with you
So kick your feet up baby we got nothin better to do ! 
THATS WHATSUP

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Scratch Verse-
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ? GONE FISHIN !!!

BPM CHANGE-
XOC -
This is captain XoC speaking.
 There seem to be 3 men floating on a log, on the starboard side of my ship. 
I need these men pulled aboard immediately.

PART 2 

Verse 1 - XOC
Alright gents, we travel thru the world, you gotta see
, living like a king, while you journey on my odyssey,
big shots here, y’all stick out like an oddity, possibly,
 i could help ya out, come and follow me, 

up in the party, you gentlemen can let go,
 SS Sin, I’m the muthafuken Xo, get low, 
(HS) - WTF is that?!(SV) - pterodactyls?
 gotta baby T-Rex in the back, and he wrestles!

Verse 2 - Storyville
I'm not tryin to wrestle a giant reptile
 this vessel's cirque de Soleil but with sex dolls
/ A mad menagerie of bad bad fantasies,
 odd audacities, all while lost at sea

Verse 3 - Hookshot
Everybody naked or covered in paint
lingerie and origonal fur - Hudsons Bay
Hooky gunna be doin some fuckin today
makin it rain champaign they dont know how to behave !

Verse 4 - Storyville
Ry got swept away in the escapades,
undressed ladies waiting but I best refrain/
they alluring and luring me in and winning me over,
so I'm slipping and giving in for doin some sinning

Verse 5 - Hookshot
Beautiful women littered in silk and topaz
Little poeple running around exposing their gonads
Animal masks and top hats to throw down
Bluts so big, gotta holdem with both hands !

Verse 6 - XOC 
That’s right you gotta use both hands, with no plans,
 to hone in on the moment, gotta view it with no stance,
 eyes wide open on a journey with no lands,
 sailing thru the water, getting pleasure like no man,

 no chance, you getting sick of the bromance, 
this place rocks, all the women wear no pants,
 what’s even better, all the women are your fans, 
so have a good time, all the fun is in your hands!

Verse 7 - Hookshot
Well it doesnt really look like anybody's gunna be judging anyone for the CRAZED SHIT
Better buckle up its gunna be a hell of a night, see you in the AM if I make it...

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hookshot] - Gone Fishin (ft. Storyville & XOC)

Know Shoes, Know Served (NoShoes Diss)

mr. reaper

BOE Sosa - Rap About It / EBK Diss (Prod. by Strew-B)

About the hypicrosy of religious zealots, wrote after an arguement with my religious zealot brother 🤣 You plead for life is how theyre anti abortion but totes ok with killing others

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT (ft. Joey Zed)

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