Lyrics: 
Verse:

Once upon a midnight dreary, I came home so

weak and weary
from a 13 hour shift of pretending to be cheery
now I’m ready for some chilling, watch a movie,

drink a beer, and
see [if my girl want to] watch one with me like a horror,

  something eerie

Verse
- Browsing through the streaming
I ain’t got no cable tv
Only do PvP gaming
and I want to use that bitcoin

anyways, that’s beside the point cause
The images on screen started loading slowly
I’m so annoyed

 

Verse
The banging on my door has made me riled up
maybe it’s the neighbor facing my same problem
but I bought the fiber and the highest-end router
I open up the door, and nobody was found there
 

Verse
- hear my phone, [maybe they are calling me about]

the internet
but it says “unknown,” [I don’t give a shit] and so I
answer it
all I hear is breathing, I go “[can you come and fix]

my slow connect-

ion?”
then the call ended
I’m so offended


Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
There’s a masked man staring, and I’m just about to shout
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus
- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

There’s a knife in his hand
but the wifi’s out
now he’s pointing where I stand
but the wifi’s out
I think he wants to kill a man
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Verse
- Tell me now who’s at the door?
I’m lookin out the peephole
See my girl’s there, so I open it to be sure
she says “Have you not heard any news?
cause there’s a killer on the loose.”
I said “I don’t have any wifi,
you can help with the reboot.”

 

Verse
- She said “Not right now.
We have to leave, and get you out.”
I asked “you got fast wifi?”
She said “no”
I pushed her out my house

Closed the door behind her
said “no thanks, I want to live stream.”
She told me, “oh my God, help!”
then I heard her cry and scream

 

Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
The masked man has got her, she yelled “Call the cops now!”
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus

- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

I think he’s gonna kill her quick
but the wifi’s out
He stabbed her in the stomach
but the wifi’s out
and now her throat has been slit
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Chorus 2:

- What the fuck am I paying for?
Call the company, wait an hour just to hear they want to make me hold
Yeah I’m goin crazy, I don’t know what to watch now

It’s a horror story, cause the wifi’s out

 

Verse:

- Seeing things in my mind, cause I’m bored right?
I was gonna watch an anime and play some fortnite
curling up into a ball, I lay down on the floor like a
newborn, till the masked man’s under the door light
  
Verse:
- I’m paralyzed in fear and said,
“Can you fix it?”
Pointed towards the modem, then he walked while the blood dripped
He unplugged it, waited 30 seconds, plugged it back in
said “Hyuck, bye.”
and left like it never happened

Outro:
(maniacal laughing)

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