VPC6 Round 2, all the spooky dooky songs officially ranked from the best to the dregs.

VPC6 ROUND 2: THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH (TOP TO BOTTOM)

VPC6 Round 2

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Alan's Nerdcore

The top 100 songs of VPC6 based on scores for each round

VPC 6 Top 100

Round Two: Nerd Life

Overall Theme:  This is a track about the reality of your life as a nerd.

Shubzilla X Lex Lingo - 24 Hours

Round 3 Challenge: We all know that Nerdcore, as a whole, is full of the intellectual types.  Now it’s time to show off your brains!  In this challenge, we’re asking that you teach the judges a thing or two.   That’s right.  You need to teach me how to _________________.     We want to hear you educate us, and by the time we’ve finished listening through all these tracks, we hope to come away just a little bit smarter because of you. 

1 - Up And MC Ohm - I - Corny Pickup Lines Pt 3

Round Five: Guest vocalist/Posse Challenge

Overall Theme:  Showing Off

That’s right, your song can be about anything you want.  You can collab as many guest vocalists* as you want.  The only thing we ask is:  MAKE THE COLLABS COUNT.  Make sure your track is still around a unified subject matter, and then GO WILD.  Vocalists, bring your best.  Producers, show off what you are capable of.  Incorporate a non-traditional instrument into your beat.  We want to see Sitars, Theremins, Hurdy-Gurdies, Panpipes, Accordions, Recorders…  Anything that’s not traditionally found in hip hop. We expect this track to pull out all the stops.

Rhyme & Reason - Grown Up To No Good feat. Matt Mahaffey, Billy The Fridge, and Packy Lundholm

Verse:
It was
me and the boys, Friday, hanging out in the locker room and
We was
playing minecraft, there’s a creeper, aw man, got to stop my doom
I got a
text from a girl sayin “wyd” like “what you doin?”
I said
“I’m getting this bread, had a diamond for you but you ruined it.”
She said
Verse:
“Oh that’s cool. Let’s hang out. Just come over here dude.”
I texted
“I ain’t got a car, no bike, no skates, no money to move.”
She said “but I’m home alone for the whole weekend with too much food.”
And that was my last time online, they pressed F and gave me a salute, peace
Verse:
- See me Naruto run
on that old town road
like it’s Area 51
waiting at her home
Either way, I’ma clap alien cheeks
like Ant-man to Thanos
I was friendzoned
but now she knows
I’m so breathtaking
like Neo
till she texts “If you’re not here soon, I’m locking the door. ”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like 13 miles out
Oh my god I can’t strike out
like I’m a Wii bowler who fouled
I should’ve practiced what to say to her
like a Duolingo owl
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom
make me sing that Halo theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Time to go Ultra Instinct Shaggy
I’ma be there so fast so snappy
Ain’t nobody gonna stop me for the nasty
Free tacos, I’ll fall for her gladly
Making my way downtown
Running fast, till I saw a clown in my path
He said, “I know where you’re goin.
That’s my girl, I’ma kick yo ass.”
Verse:
Epic bruh moment
Bout to go sicko mode on it
I got anime and God on my side, don’t fuck with my cajones
but he beat my ass till I cried like Carson next to Joe Swanson, he said
“Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum, buddy?”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like less than a mile out
Oh my god I can’t stop now, so
Call me Shrek, cause I want to Smash Mouth
I should’ve practiced how to dance
when a gangsta dissin my fly gal
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Finally, I’m coming through
I headed out - like Spongebob would do
Made the right choice, like it’s red or it’s blue
Dodged all the bull like the Undertale dude
Knock on the door, she opens on cue
Her aheago face is on, it’s so cute
She is the thot of my thoughts coming true
She ripped off my clothes and my watch and my shoes
Verse:
Suddenly, she said “I’m not in the mood.”
I said “what if we kissed? Is it cause I’m a noob?”
She said, “Here is the motherfuckin tea, you hit or you miss but I’m sorry, this time
you will lose.”
I told her “baby, that sounds kind of rude.”
She said, “Omae wa mou shindeiru.”
then I woke up, and I let out an “oof.”
The Bizarrest Adventure, to be continued
Outro

VPC6 Round 1

Team Kokoro - Music & Memes

Lyrics:

I'm out in the nighttime shivering, riding in the rain with a package I'm delivering, deserted-ass house in
the creepy streets of Riverton, everybody says, don't go, or you'll probably never live again, wtf is wrong
with you, why would you go to the house, where ya mama, she was slaughtered right in front of you, but
me, I didn't listen, I was doing what I wanna do, trying to find an object from my past, it's important so, off
on my way, following what the informant wrote, soon, I arrive, there's a kitty there, adorable, cat runs off,
follow him, I find a door that's broke, get into the house, the conditions there, deplorable, creeping thru
the muck, fuck, I'm searching for the bedroom, step in something wet, damn, it's smelling like a cesspool,
water getting deeper, shit like this is meant to test you, but it aint stopping me, you can save that for the
next fool

When I think about the past, in this house where they deserted us, I think about the times when their
actions disconcerted us, I think back to the moments every day when he was hurting us, and all the
times my mama didn't think to be concerned with us, he'd beat us all the time, never giving us a reason,
a motive, a cause, every day was beating season, he'd ease in, drunker than a fuck, already peed in, his
pants, swinging blows, like he don't know the hurt he's leaving, he's thieving, conniving, has the devil in
his eyes and no emotions, 'cept for token ones, he used when he deprived us, the night he beat my
mama, til her eyes were staring lifeless, he made us help him bury her and laughed like he was Isis

Hook
Don't return to your childhood home, let the ghosts there wander, leave the memories alone, so
the next time you dreaming bout the memories of home, just remember that those memories,
were sad and alone

So I'm finally in the room, my brother told me bout a wall, where the bricks look shifted, if you push one, it
will fall, there's a room built behind it, said he built it really small, put your hand inside the opening, you're
looking for a ball,I think I feel it!, I press it and the wall opens clearly, also, I hear a cough that's sounding
like its near me, crawling over there, undernourished, like severely, I see the man who took my mom
away, he seems to fear me! pitiful to see, but it gives me satisfaction, my brother musta put him in this
hole, like somewhere back when, the incident had happened, the night that he attacked him, and beat
em really bloody, with a pipe, I saw he cracked him, the last time we seen him was that night, my brother
dragged him out, put em in the truck, never questions on his whereabouts, my brother sent me here with
a package ima empty out, I pour it in the hole, Sulfuric Acid? OH SHIT, I'M OUT!!

Xo+ - Childhood Home

Lyrics: 
Verse:

Once upon a midnight dreary, I came home so

weak and weary
from a 13 hour shift of pretending to be cheery
now I’m ready for some chilling, watch a movie,

drink a beer, and
see [if my girl want to] watch one with me like a horror,

  something eerie

Verse
- Browsing through the streaming
I ain’t got no cable tv
Only do PvP gaming
and I want to use that bitcoin

anyways, that’s beside the point cause
The images on screen started loading slowly
I’m so annoyed

 

Verse
The banging on my door has made me riled up
maybe it’s the neighbor facing my same problem
but I bought the fiber and the highest-end router
I open up the door, and nobody was found there
 

Verse
- hear my phone, [maybe they are calling me about]

the internet
but it says “unknown,” [I don’t give a shit] and so I
answer it
all I hear is breathing, I go “[can you come and fix]

my slow connect-

ion?”
then the call ended
I’m so offended


Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
There’s a masked man staring, and I’m just about to shout
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus
- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

There’s a knife in his hand
but the wifi’s out
now he’s pointing where I stand
but the wifi’s out
I think he wants to kill a man
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Verse
- Tell me now who’s at the door?
I’m lookin out the peephole
See my girl’s there, so I open it to be sure
she says “Have you not heard any news?
cause there’s a killer on the loose.”
I said “I don’t have any wifi,
you can help with the reboot.”

 

Verse
- She said “Not right now.
We have to leave, and get you out.”
I asked “you got fast wifi?”
She said “no”
I pushed her out my house

Closed the door behind her
said “no thanks, I want to live stream.”
She told me, “oh my God, help!”
then I heard her cry and scream

 

Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
The masked man has got her, she yelled “Call the cops now!”
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus

- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

I think he’s gonna kill her quick
but the wifi’s out
He stabbed her in the stomach
but the wifi’s out
and now her throat has been slit
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Chorus 2:

- What the fuck am I paying for?
Call the company, wait an hour just to hear they want to make me hold
Yeah I’m goin crazy, I don’t know what to watch now

It’s a horror story, cause the wifi’s out

 

Verse:

- Seeing things in my mind, cause I’m bored right?
I was gonna watch an anime and play some fortnite
curling up into a ball, I lay down on the floor like a
newborn, till the masked man’s under the door light
  
Verse:
- I’m paralyzed in fear and said,
“Can you fix it?”
Pointed towards the modem, then he walked while the blood dripped
He unplugged it, waited 30 seconds, plugged it back in
said “Hyuck, bye.”
and left like it never happened

Outro:
(maniacal laughing)

Team Kokoro - Wifi Dead Inside

So the time with you in this world has been fun
So fun, so fun

How is that you could destroy your love and so easily stomp on your vows
How are you so quick to taking to flight in another’s arms, throwing in towels 
I’ll be much quicker to pick you apart and throw you round by organs and bowels 
Not a single word you’ll utter, no combination of the consonants vowels 
Consonants vowels, gave her so many, she swooned at the sounds
Never once tried to clean up the mess or address things in relationship too many gowns
Hundreds of feet in the sky, she was high off of your lies in the clouds
What goes round comes back around, you’ll be hundreds of feet underground (fuck)

[Chorus]
Well the time with you in this world has been really fucking fun
BAE usually stands “Before Anyone Else”
Her tears will not be the only liquid set to run
I suggest you continue looking out for your self 

Dear brother in law, a decade of marriage is very involved
Through thick in and thin you and my sister evolved 
Into people I love and applaud This year however, 
You’re starting to show me your flaws. Flying around when the going gets hard
Leaving my family with scars, while you’re up building confidence now   
To seductively serenade new secret someones with consonants vowels
Invited her to this place far from your house, Knock knock i’m outside the door
Can you two please get dressed up, I just want to say this out loud
I think you two would look so good in a burgundy shade, don’t mind this pipe staring you down
Bullets can help us create a cascade of red. Since you lovebirds love painting the town 

[Chorus]

Self care is the most important thing now my dear sibling. 
Hope you understand my reasoning, 
my decisions for their death and destruction.  
I know that you loved him, but seriously fuck him

Bae…….. baee…….

SongBotCo - BAE

(Working up to the 9th circle)
I’m making my way
I’m doing my time
I’m putting in work.
I’m doing just fine.
Work until you’re dead
Work and then you’re dead.
You sure say that a lot.
For the first day of the job.
Now about that suit and tie.
Um. Excuse me, where am I?
Oh right, you’re dead, kid.
that’s what I shoulda led with.
You fell asleep at the wheel going home and
mistook a bus for an exit.
Killed a few folk.
Wait is this a joke?
Sorry but, nope.
Welcome to Hell.
This is the lobby.
My name is Bill.
I get to take you to
Meet up with GIll.
Gill’s gonna take you to
meet up with Phil!
Phil’s gonna give you the role that you’ll fill
Forever and ever and ever.
Wait, role?
You sure question a lot
Stead of doing what you’re told.
You know what you’re asking about.
Job, Gig, goal.
This is Hell. Not a charity

Wel slot you where you’d die to be!
You’ll do it well eternally.
Until it’s just too tiring.
And then you’ll keep on going. Going. Going.
And going till it’s boring.
And hell, well we keep rolling
Welcome to employment,
You won’t find enjoyment.
We’re so glad you’ve joined us.
You’re saying my hell is i’m gonna make it?
Until I get sick of it?
Like I will finally be productive?
Here in the pits of it?
After a lifetime of pounding the pavement
Oh, what a twist, I confess
I think I could get used to not feeling so wasted
Show me the gig i got.
(Working up to the 9th circle)
I’m making my way
I’m doing my time
I’m putting in work.
I’m doing just fine.
Work until you’re dead
Work and then you’re dead.
You sure say that a lot.

Helephino - Helevator

We back again 
Here in the tent
The feeling tense
Hear the judges steps
Signature challenge
Gotta please the pallette
With knives and mallets
They bright and balanced
Metals in the blender
It's getting shredded
Fold it in the dough
Custard on the stove
Bake the danish
The fillings ladled
The judges are walking over to my table
They taking notes
All smiling wide
Watch'um bleed
Shrapnel in their teeth
But they keep on eating
Coughing up blood and they look so pleased
Eyes red like demons
Spaghetti lipped
Mary screaming
Gums are dripping
Paul isn't breathing
Woke up in my bed
In a cold sweat
I was only dreaming
I was only dreaming


Round two now
Technical challenge
twenty tier cake
Looking for that balance
30 minutes, bake
Paul laughs with malice
Looking for the butter
I can't fuckin find it
Ten minutes left
So Sue reminds us
Panic setting in
Ovens not preheated
Getting towards the end
Feeling so defeated
Everyone is finished
Twenty cakes looking perfect
All mine are burnt
Like they came out furnace 
Sweating through my clothes Cause I'm so damn nervous
They Judging me like it's they're only purpose
Now my clothes are off
dont know whats going on
Mary berry touching me
Lookin so scrummy saying
She could smother 
Me with buttercream.
Cat jumped on my face
Now I'm wide awake
Somebody please
Save me from another dream!

Showstopper round
Getting down to business
Ingredients ready
Putt'um in the mixer
Gameface on 
Man on a mission
Gonna make'um all 
say it's so delicious
Got a Genache
Gonna make it glisten
A little chemistry 
With a dash a of physics
My own recipe
Give'um something different
Feeling mad proud 
Counting down the minutes
Final preparations
And we're almost finished
 heart and soul
Pushed it passed my limits
Wanting star Baker
Or I'm getting livid
Put myself out there
Sick of being timid
Full on me
Cutting all the gimmicks
I know it tastes great
Fuck all the critics
Judge took one bite and said he didn't get it
Judge took on bite said he didn't get it.


They say Sweet dreams 
are made of these
Got eaten alive 
on the t.v.

Dappersaurus - Baking Nightmares (Bloody Mary Mix)

Lyrics:
Openup  my eyes I'm feelin strange within the pit of my stomach/
Slept till the late morning where the sun was almost reaching its summit/(1
Everything so still, so eerily quiet, cracked the blinds for some light/
Took a look outside but I wasn't prepared for such a horrible sight/(2
It was nothing but death and despair, 
No one was spared/
I smell- the Stench of dead bones and bodies, rotting flesh in the air/(3
Survival mode kicks in not nervous, I am completely scared/
I swallow my fear cause I got to get myself up outta here/(4
Gotta fight to get out but I know I know that I must flee its-flee its/
A zombie invasion trust I know it when I see it-see it/(5
...I strap up my strap,, sharpen my sword and I/
Pack up all the bullets that can fit into my fourty-five/(6
Damn!... I hear the neighbors poundin at the door/
But I can see through the peephole that they ain't my neighbors anymore/(7
Taking the deepest of breaths ....and I ain't gotta go too far/
-Let's see if I can just make it out to my car/(8

They say to love thy neighbors n-
Most days that may be true/
But what do you do when your neighbors all try and murder you?/
They say to love thy neighbors n- 
Most days that may be true
Butwhat do you do when your neighbors all try and murder you/
I'm facing life (or undeath) 
Life (or undeath), life (or undeath)
Butwhatdo you do when your neighbors all try and murder you

Winded and frightened, I'm shaking as I get to my car/ 
Didn't waste any bullets but the blood on my blade is as about as black as tar/(1
Heart beating so fast (so fast, aah) but I know I gotta try and be calm/
One mission on hand (on hand, aah)cause I  gotta go and save my mom/(2
Make haste I'm alone on the streets
And the dead watch me as I drive right past/
Thank goodness I followed that hunch last night when I filled my tank with gas/(3
Put my lead foot down as I blew through town as I prayed that I wasn't too late/
Pulled in to the block as I witness all the carnage in a panicked state/(4
All The fear and the gore was enough to almost make me throw up (throw up)/
Yo i couldn't believe this is the same neighborhood that had watched me grow up/(5
Saw lifelong friends become undead as they swarmed my mother's house/
Body parts all mangled with foaming blood around their mouths/(6
My eyes shed tears and I faced my fears as I plowed right through the crowd/
Couple gun shots here and a sword swipe there as they all fell to the ground/(7
Held em back by flame as I used my key got in and my mom was saved/
But I saved two rounds for us in case we can't make it out unscathed/(8

Hook 
They say to trust your friends n-
Most days that may be true/
But what do you do when it's your friends who try and murder you?/
They say to trust your friends n- 
Most days that may be true/
Butwhat do you do when it's your friends who try and murder you/
I'm facing life (or undeath) 
Life (or undeath), life (or undeath)
Butwhatdo you do when it's your friends  who try and murder you

I'm facing life (or undeath) 
Life (or undeath), life (or undeath)
Life (or undeath)  
I'm facing life (or undeath) 
Life (or undeath), life (or undeath)
Life (or undeath)

Class 1-A - LOU (Life Or Undeath)

Everyone was hyped about the RISE fetival

Seeing all their favorite artists on that high pedestal 

Janna and her friends were first online to get tickets

Done with one click in the shopping cart she did it-


Got an email- with the digital pass- It said-

 “this rise fest will be one to remember- 

...by the way Im sure you’ve heard of the RISE SQUAD, 

and aren’t you in luck- we’re accepting new members


-Janna almost fell out of her seat- “for real- the RISE SQUAD?!”

“No way” she couldn’t believe-

-This is every fan’s innermost dream- being asked 

To break bread with the truly elite


Her reply was an immediate FUKKKK YESSSS

She was in without any hesitation

The rep said “we’ll be so very happy to have you…

Thats of course if you can pass initiation” 


AND SO-

Janna arrived at the specified place, by the gate- (by the gate)

One week before the Festival’s Date (festivals date)

Truthfully she felt a little ashamed,

Because she left her friends behind but she couldn’t be blamed (couldn’t be blamed)


-She introduced herself to her two new companions,

Jorje and Donna- comrades in action

They were cool… but Janna had a sinking suspicion

That these two might just be the competition


They were startled by the sudden realization

That they were being watched, Jenna’s head did a rotation

90 degrees to where the figures stood waiting

Black robes and animal heads on their frames-


“It’s the committe” the three pledges gasped,

Taken aback by the taxidermied faces-

The stag said “Welcome to our Hall-

Who here will prove deserving of a place?”


He drew a long knife and held it out inviting-

“Which one of you will receive our tiding- 

we have strict laws of which we’re all abiding-

Now See your teammates? Put the pointy end inside them”


Donna laughed, man he had to be joking- 

but the air had gone decidedly cold-

Jorje took a half step back 

Janna gulped- but she had to be bold-


Janna walked up and extended her hand- Donna gasped- tried to flinch- but sayed stuck in her place- —Jorje was in a similar state- stone still, white faced he looked truly amazed-


They won’t really die right? Its all part of the game- theyre both part of the SQUAD- they wanna see if ill cave. And so Janna took the knife resolved to be brave- turned to Jorje and jammed the blade in his face

Bleak n Mild - Rise Squad

He works for the minimum, feeling numb
Doing odd jobs till the paper comes
Always sure thing in the Autumn sun
Swing into the spot like a pendulum
Grab the application and he fills it out
Even though that's what his resume is all about
They don't call any of his freakin references
If they are they ain't leaving any messages
Then he shows up filling out more words and numbers on these forms
Then an orientation about how to complete his chores
And just like that now he's back on tap, he'll have beer money in about two weeks
Gotta just sit back, and then fill these racks, until everybody hits them streets
Happy Halloween
He's teachable
Doing good work well it's feasible
But they pretend that every items squeezable
Ain't sitting here trying to be unreasonable
It's seasonal, demeanable
Spirit over here but it's regional
Only took three weeks of servicing the customer before our hero feeling fuckin miserable
October 1st, they all showing up like freaks
Little kids and idiots and big titty goth ladies
And every size that's in between
Everybody that feels so unique
And every time a new one rolls in gotta hear that sensor scream
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Raise your streamers to the ceiling
Witches is our business and our business here is screaming
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Share it with the ones that need it
Give a spooky greeting to each and everybody who visits
Where's your spirit
let me see it
Make yourself and me believe it
Rake us up a profit or we'll leave ya out and leave ya fridged
Where's your spirit
let me see it
where's your spirit
let me see it

where's your spirit
show me your spirit

What they want is inhumane, goddamn insane
Don't they know people aren't really made that way
Never naturally, they custom made
Imprint inlaid from a factory
Baby not today, is what he tried to say
Till a feeling came, like a growing pain
Cause he feels contained by his need for pay
every member of his team feels the exact same way
But now he's standing up, he's had enough
Every shift it sucks, and the lack of funds
So he's feeling pumped like he's got the guts
He doesn't have much but his word and nuts
And massive debt, and of course the rent
Always overspent and they will collect
Cause they won't forget when he cash that check
mate come correct, try this instead
Tell me, do you have any plans for your career?
If we expanded could you see yourself with us in 5 years?
Specializing in fall fears is just one of our main tiers
And if you wanted to stay here, we'll make you king of the cashiers
Feels like he crashed down, blacked out
3 percent boost in the bank account
Feels tossed about, when he came around
He was finding out he was selling out
Oh lordy me, how could this be?
He's a larger cog in a vast machine
And he's losing steam and he dares to dream
That everything could go differently


And now our hero’s totally heel
little bit of power he was making a deal
signed him up for life man it's a hell of steal
Daddy need to eat he said he’s keeping it real
now he's probably going to hell
for an 98 toyota tercel
sold his soul and if you asked him for how much he probably never will tell
because the total it was lower than shit
But he still got a job on November 1
And many more months after that to come
Got that god mode OP golden gun
big boy bank having all the fun
Said they're ready for their second phase
Shaking up the furniture and rearrange
They're really gonna try to lift up that face
Well sign him up boys if that's the case
He could use a fire where there once was soul
He could fill the emptiness with piano
He can get down with these wreaths and snow
He's been known to party with mistletoe?
Speakers playing something religious
They said that they're shifting the business
October's for Halloween but after that I think that every month that we’re gonna do christmas!

1337 G33K B33F - Where's Your Spirit

Verse 1:

Copped a pair of tickets to Aguadilla Puerto Rico
A Shabby Single prop shook the fabric off my geek soul
Landed in the crop dust atmosphere of thick musk
Scooped a rusty jeep up and headed towards freedom

Dusk on the horizon eyelids full of sandbags
Vehicle wheezed engine seized in a hard lag
Halted on a back road skyline made of Onyx
Freezing with no compass as the night descends upon us

Saw a dingy porch light flicker in the distance
Hooky guard the mothership, I'm gonna find assistance
Local at the creaky door speaking broken English
Gave me what I needed but proceeded with a pretense

Pre-Chorus:

Moon rises
You can hear the crickets...

Creepy eyes
Staring through the thicket...

If you're quiet
You can hear him walking...

Run and hide, from the night stalker

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

Verse 2:

Trudging down the highway something peering through the cold wind
Hooky's phone was on the seat soaked in hemoglobin
Audio recording stored a bone rattling wail
Eyes illuminated peering through the blood trail

Equipped the maglight and the machete that I picked up
Scoured the landscape as I wandered through the thick brush
Foot hit a pothole dropped in a rock bowl, and froze as I saw a gargoyle with a dark soul

Hookshot appeared lacerated to all hell
Slung me on his shoulder as he bellowed a Loud yell
Swinging for the fences mumbling and chattering
Struggling to spit a sentence, What is hell happening?!

We need to move, no time for explanation
Stumbling and listening to cackles, heart racing
Revved the engine pedal pushing through the Macabre
And Narrowly escaped to tell the tale of Chupacabra

Pre-Chorus:

Moon rises
You can hear the crickets...

Creepy eyes
Staring through the thicket...

If you're quiet
You can hear him walking...

Run and hide, from the night stalker

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

Bridge:

Creature dark as granite, ancient as the earth
This ain't our planet, They were here first
Never see em coming, lurking in the shadow
Thinking were the apex, to them were just cattle X 2

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

1up Funk - Chupacabra

PLACE YOUR VOTES NOW!
CHALLENGE:
Just like hip hop has its Four Elements, a certain musical festival that is most assuredly not a donut (^_~) has elements of its own.

(Some of) those elements are: chiptune, video game music (VGM), visualism and nerdcore hip hop. This challenge will have teams integrating these elements into one track.

To start off this alignment, we bring you three videos, brought to you by none other than visual artist Pixelseed!

Crave: https://youtu.be/jnDDc_0CvJ4

Droids: https://youtu.be/YKvSww3lEhw

Mosquito: https://youtu.be/ZMfCpci01G4

Your job, as a team, is to pick the video you like the best, and then create the soundtrack to it! 

Seems easy enough, right?

Well, producers, your challenge is to tie in chiptune elements into your song.  You can go as minimal or maximized as you’d like, but the element(s) chosen need to be clear and identifiable.  Oh and if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to need you to build the hook of your track around an arpeggio. You can flex your muscles and write a completely original one yourself, but if that seems like too daunting a task, then you can borrow one – but it must be from a video game.

Vocalists, you’re here to represent nerdcore hip hop at it’s finest.  We want to see you whipping out your finest multisyllabic rhymes – at least 50% – to be precise.   Oh, and we need you to really get your point across by including some fire adlibs. 

So that’s it, really.  Not too bad huh? All you need to do is pay homage to your sister scenes. 

Oh, and don’t stress too much if you’re unable to edit your song to the video you choose, while you’re welcome to do it yourself to achieve perfection, we will also do it on behalf of anyone who isn’t able to.

VPC6 Round 3

Team Kokoro - Rappin Robots

Stand and Deliver
VPC6
Round 4

Stand and deliver, you lyrical knaves and you DAW desperadoes!

The fourth round of the VPC is upon us and the Czarina has decreed that the melee is to commence post haste and without delay! But, the weapons of this melee are being expressly decided upon to limit the savagery and supreme saltiness that could arise from a less honorable contest of verbiage and virtuosity. And the weapons that have been elected to be the tools of this test of talent are - characters from the domain of literature, both classic and modern.

Right, now that we got all of that high brow verbosity out of the way, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.

Vocalists, you need to bring your baddest, maddest most raddest battle rap / diss tracks, but doing so IN CHARACTER of the character assigned to your teams. I’d spend some time learning the ins and outs of who you’ve been assigned, get to know them well, and become one with them.

The duals!
https://bit.ly/2pX8u1V

Producers, you’ve got a lot of free reign on how you want to design your beats. The only thing that we ask of you is that you incorporate a sample in your song from any form of existing media relating to your book. You can use samples from movies if it’s been made into a movie, audio books, TV shows, theatrical productions, the options are almost endless.

VPC6 Round 4

NotDeadYet - Moby Dick (Moby Dick - An Ahab diss)

ZeroCool - Bring Out Your Nerds [ft. A Billi Free, Chris Conde, Lil Lavedy, Chief And TheDoomsdaydevice, Ice Tha One, MC Animosity, Impefekt, Beefy]

ZeroCool - Bring Out Your Nerds [ft. list in track description]

Xo+ - Diaspora [ft. Navi, Klopfenpop]

[ft. MC Frontalot, Glenn Case, Doctor Popular, YTCracker, Mikal kHill, Lil Jordo, Ailsean]

VPC6

1337 G33K B33F - Tag Team

Download & Stream: https://fanlink.to/supermariodubsteprap
Video:  http://youtu.be/72rVv3vTOdM
 
► Mario : Me
Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/nonelikejoshua

► Bowser : boyinaband
Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/boyinabanddotcom

► Peach : Veela
Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/veelabeats

► Luigi : Dan Bull
YouTube: http://youtube.com/douglby

Team Kokoro - Wifi Dead Inside

NerdcoreVPC