8 - 14 04 2021

"S.K.o.L."  final encounter bgm from the hit dating simulator-
Very Pretty CartoonsVII   

*Let me just re equip my quintuple A amulet here aaand there we go....  
Ladies Love Leisure suit Larry
Is that a dating sim?
Did we win?*


(V1-00:14)
This is it,
Login with a Loggins reference
Pay to play, or pay to win
I'd pay some cents to sense the difference
Spent hours days weeks months
Shit I've got years invested
Been at this game since beta
Your mothers approve, 
these kids been tested
I GET MY KIX ON THIS SHIT
its everyday I
Rectify relationships with rudimentary AI
Macintosh Macdaddy 
Original digital playa
Apps asking permissions like we playin Mother  May I
Hey Yah! 
Now shake them Jpeg pictures
Getcha gatcha game up 
Give the gold to get them girls the gift shop
Now we're doused in Drip Drop
What up Nerdcore Hip Hop?
I'm sorting out these ranks like half Quartet's hat at the tiptop 
Dont be flip flops

(Hook-00:55)
It's the boss battle bitches
Bring about your bestest bars 
Let's butt heads in these trenches
Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
Find  phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
It's the boss battle bitches
Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
Level up the kinships
Cultivate connections
Choosing choices thats the challenge
The titties are the holy grail
I'm tryna lick the chalice

(V2-1:22)
Very Pretty Hitomi
An anime girl dont know me
The final encounter, choose your adventure, and bring ya homie
Perky titties hope she show she me
Feel her fondness for me growin
another round or four and she'll be devourin our bologna
                        
This pack of pickled peter piper poets should prolly pick a proper profession prior to provoking poltergeist ghost pepper nappa possession 



(Bridge-2:17)
Whooooooaaaaa!!!!
Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties
Marry kill or fuuuck?
Dont you wanna feel some kind of loooove?
Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties?
Dont you wanna plaaaay?
Dont you wanna feel some type of way?

(V3-2:44)
Wait 
Wait wait
Wait wait hold up
In a zeptosecond zing a zap of zolt up in my cola
She got rocket ship titties and explosive aerola
I'ma committed calm cool collected  cornucopiopa 
Containing collages of cutscenes 
 A Coitus Casanova
If ya choking ya chicken, churn up a fappiapioca
That's some happy tapioca if ya flickin ya bean
Clickin ya cookie continuosly crackin ya screen
The juxtaposition of judging jabronies is jarring 
  just joshin i'm joking around jerkin muh jollies
Boobies beautiful baby boo 
 all of em are 
Gamification of intimacy?
 competitive forum?
The demons herd the nerds 
And I'm reppin the henchman
Unleash legions of semen 
cmon ladies toss  yo eggs in
Non binaries welcome every preference we can fit in.
And if we ain't seen them titties we'll loop that shit again fam

(Hook-3:12)
It's the boss battle bitches
Bring about yo bestest bars let's butt heads in these trenches
Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
Find  phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
It's the boss battle bitches
Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
Level up the kinships
Cultivate connections
Choosing choices thats the challenge
The titties are the holy grail
I'm tryna lick the chalice

*metaphorically*

VPC 7 Round 2

The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - S.K.o.L.

Genre: Dating Sim
Screen : Roll Credits
V SLOT: Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
P SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)



Well I been hurt before
It gave me pause, I'm feeling sore
Not anymore
Don't trim these claws I'll fight that war
And I'm okay 
Just curl up with my cat and lock my heart away
No I won't stray 
But you've been hanging around
And on your lap I found

My cat likes you
And suddenly I'm seeing that 
I like you too
And if she and I agree 
Maybe two could turn to three
It might be true
Cuz my cat likes you

Heading out of state
If you wouldn't mind there's something I'd 
appreciate
Thanks it would be great if you 
Could swing on through
And feed my cat and tell her that she's pretty too
She'll prob'ly hide from you
Oh wow she lets you hold her
Sleeping on your shoulder

My cat likes you
And suddenly I'm seeing that 
I like you too
And if she and I agree 
Maybe two could turn to three
It might be true
Cuz my cat likes you

You came on the scene
And made a beeline for that feline
Don't know what it means
Even still you're so furmiliar
 
[ SKIT ]
What do you think, kitty?
Meow
Yeah I know, I'm... I'm just not sure...
Meow
OK that's fair.  
Meow
No, I see your point.  Honestly I appreciate it
Meow
Me too buddy.  Me too.

My cat likes you
And that's good enough for me
because I like it here with you and my cat
 
My cat likes you 
And that's good enough for me
Because I like you too
And if she and I agree 
Maybe two could turn to three
It could be true
And happily be something new
With you and me and our cat

Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop] - My Cat Likes You

i done came down, more throwed than a discus
ran so much game i done tore my meniscus
it goes down like physics, my flows non-euclidean
my whip all black, i drive a chevrolet obsidian
- more numbers than lotto
call the police i got a stolen picasso
got a pet bald eagle and a stolen da vinci
pass the neosporin my trigger finger itchy
- pass the calamine lotion
i done swam across the ocean, i done came with that potion
cryin' in the whip i drive a chevrolet emotion
i done came with that quotient
your click gets divided, shit kinda quiet
jesse d bandcamp, you know imma pirate it
my flows, expensive like plywood
they salty bout the benz insignia on my hood

they say stroke, you need to cool it
but i'm BOMB, back on my bullshit
they say stroke, how do you do it
i say i'm BOMB, back on my bullshit

back on my bullshit, young stroke at your service
smokin' and sippin' imma tell you bout the herbalist
imma tell you bout the liquid, i'm sippin'
feelin' kinda tipsy, imma do somethin' risky
strip to my skivvies and i'm showin' naked spine
sweeney toad made the beat into a frankenstein
when streezy toad links up with king kong mega dong schlong
we'll drop a hit like thong song except ten times more strong
i'm unstoppable, like a zit unpoppable
photoshop's pissed 'cause streezy toad's uncroppable
the road called life, got obstacles and potholes
but i don't give a damn, poker game i'll not fold
diamond hand holder, flow so hot i smolder
keep the damn stash in the lisa frank folder
pop trunk in denver, close it down in boulder
haters listened to my song and turned 10 years older

VPC 7 Round 3

Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad] - B_O_M_B

Häagen Dûdz - The Jam Zone

Drums samples from The Winston's - Amen, Brother

"Synths" are animal sounds. Bullfrogs, porcupines, beavers, swallows, & sparrows

[Intro]
Warning, you are now approaching a designated jam zone, please present identification. Very good, you may now proceed to dance!

[Verse 1]
Mercury Venus Earth and Mars
Are all designated jam zone so far
In the sea of stars, Earth is an island
This island Earth
Limit all your dancing to jam zone principality
Under consequence of cosmic criminality
Come on and slam, welcome to the jam
Welcome to the jam zone

[Chorus]
Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
The jam zone please, the jam zone please Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
The jam zone please, the jam zone please

[Verse 2]
Mercury Venus Earth and Mars
Are all designated jam zone so far
Your planet is property of cosmic coalition
Prepare to be inducted into jam zone tradition
Pluto is still a planet, but
If you don't want it we will take it for jam zone
Jam zone swag

[Chorus]
Welcome to the jam zone
Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
The jam zone please, the jam zone please
Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
The jam zone please, the jam zone please

[Outro]
DJ Lemon Pepper has a PHd in swag

Häagen Dûdz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper] - The Jam Zone

פעמיים הפוך עם עו"ד מיכאל דבורין ועו"ד ערן בן ארי -שעה ראשונה- 28-05-21

VIETNAM

Quarantine

148 I Don't Want To Be Here

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The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - S.K.o.L.

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