My first tango ever. Of course this is more a would-be funny sort of tango (fans of Boris Vian will probably notice a little similitude with "Le Tango des Bouchers"). So this is about death but it's not meant to be sad, take this as realistic dark humour... Or leave it.

Oh, and if you are a tango specialist please don't crucify me, once again, this is for fun, really.

Music, lyrics, guitar and vocals, Yann Vienne

C'est le tango du petit verre de trop, le pas de deux de la dernière bouffée,
C'est quand tu cours devant des taureaux, que tu te vautres dans l'escalier,
C'est le mari cocu, jaloux, furieux ou l'autobus qui roule un peu trop vite,
C'est un éclair, te rôtissant des cieux ou bien cette vieille salope de méningite !
C'est le tango du croco affamé, la danse ultime de l'artère rétrécie,
Celle encore du staphylocoque doré, c'est l'avalanche sournoise qui t'estourbit,
Les freins qui flanchent en haut du Tourmalet ou encore une bête arête de poisson,
Le monoxyde qui s'en vient sans crier... Gare aux ennemis et gare à leur poison !
C'est la fin de ce qui est bien, c'est la fin de ce qui est vain,
La fin de tout ce qui nous retenait sur cette terre de baisers en pieds d'nez...
C'est le tango des cent mille pendus depuis Judas, le twist des suicidés,
Quelques accords pour chanter ce qui fut involontaire ou bien prémédité,
L'avion qui tombe pour un oui, pour un non, la petite veine qui lâche dans le cerveau,
C'est salmonelles ou bien c'est champignons, c'est ça le sens du fatal tango !
C'est la fin de ce qui est bien, c'est la fin de ce qui est vain,
La fin de tout ce qui nous retenait sur cette terre de baisers en pieds d'nez...
C'est le tango qu'ici j'assassine juché sur mes quarante-cinq printemps,
La vue est belle du haut de la colline, l'ennui c'est que ça descend maintenant,
Alors je peux chanter la mort qui vient mais n'est-ce pas au fond perdre mon temps ?
Elle m'invit'ra un beau jour, c'est certain : faisons-lui donc la nique en attendant !
Faisons-lui donc la nique en attendant ! Faisons-lui donc la nique en attendant !

Fatal Tango

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SC mixtapes for gold miners....
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https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-one 1
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-two 2
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-three 3
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-four 4
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-five 5
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-six 6
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-seven 7
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-eight 8
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna 9
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-x 10
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xi 11
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xii 12
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xiv 13
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xiii 14
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xv 15
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xvi 16
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xvii 17
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xviii 18
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xix 19
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xx-1 20
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxi 21
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxii 22
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxii-1 23
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxiv 24
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxv 25
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxvi 26
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxvii 27
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxviii 28
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxix 29 
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxx 30
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxi 31
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxii 32
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxiii 33
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxiv 34
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxv 35
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxvi 36
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxvii 37
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxviii 38
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxix 39 
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xxxx 40
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xli 41
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xlii 42
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xliii 43
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xliv 44
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xlv 45
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xlvi 46
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xlvii 47
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xlvii-1 48
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xlix 49
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xlx 50
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xlxi 51
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-xlxii 52
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-liii 53
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-liv 54
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-lv 55
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-lvi 56
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-lvii 57
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-lviii 58
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-lix 59
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-lx 60
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-lxi 61
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-lxii 62
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna63 63
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna64 64
https://soundcloud.com/weightyre/sets/manna-lxv 65

Hi,

My collaborations are still at the following pages: 
https://soundcloud.com/non-sapiens-and-ko 
https://soundcloud.com/ns-hugo
https://soundcloud.com/spidersapiens

But most of them end up being reposted here anyway...

Apart from these, I sometimes repost stuff from others that I've particularly liked but I only do so for 24 hours so as not to clog my own stream too much (nostalgic sigh for old SC...).

And who am I exactly, then? Well, my name's Yann Vienne and I'm a French teacher of English living in Alsace, near Germany. My hobby is to write and perform simple little songs in French and English and since discovering Soundcloud to post them for everyone to hear and my ego to inflate. My wife and some friends appear on certain tracks. 

Please don't hesitate to leave a comment, be it positive or negative. And for regular updates you can visit my Facebook page (and "like" it if you please) at : http://www.facebook.com/pages/Non-Sapiens/231217246890785?sk=wall

Bonjour,

Je m'appelle Yann Vienne, je suis prof d'anglais et je vis en Alsace. Mon hobby ? Composer de petites chansons sans prétention, les enregistrer avec les moyens du bord et poster ces petits brouillons sur Soundcloud. Et depuis quelques mois j'ai un VRAI groupe que vous pouvez écouter ici : https://soundcloud.com/nonsapienslive

(Translation above)

Auteur-compositeur de chansons françaises qui n'attendent que de bons interprètes. 
Après des études au conservatoire et musicologie à la Sorbonne, j'ai enseigné l'éducation musicale à des élèves en école élémentaire de 1982 à 2021.

Dès 1989, alors que je découvrais la MAO, j'ai commencé à faire des centaines d'arrangements de chansons pour enfants ou adultes dans tous les styles pour les faire chanter. Cette solide expérience m'a amené dans un premier temps à composer des chansons pour mes élèves. Puis, je me suis lancé dans un répertoire pour adultes. 132 chansons à ce jour !

Mon répertoire va de la danse traditionnelle française (La bourrée du maumarié), à l’EDM (La tête dans les étoiles) en passant par la musique classique (Double concerto pour violon, violoncelle et orchestre à cordes) et la chanson française, le gros du panier, avec le plus souvent cette pointe d’humour qui fait tant défaut aujourd’hui dans beaucoup de chansons, (ce qui est étonnant quand on voit autant d’humoristes fleurir aux six points de l’Hexagone…)

Même si certains apprécient ma façon de chanter, mes chansons sont faites pour de vrais interprètes qui aiment monter sur scène.

Né en 1961 à Paris.
Membre SACEM

Author-composer and performer... by default of French songs. 
After studying at the Conservatoire and musicology at the Sorbonne, I taught music education to elementary school pupils from 1982 to 2021.

As early as 1989, when I was just discovering computer-assisted music, I started making hundreds of arrangements of songs for children and adults in all styles, to get them to sing along. This solid experience initially led me to compose songs for my students. Then I started working on a repertoire for adults. 132 songs to date!

My repertoire ranges from traditional French dance (La bourrée du maumarié), to EDM (La tête dans les étoiles), classical music (Double concerto for violin, cello and string orchestra) and French chanson, the mainstay of my repertoire, most often with that touch of humor so lacking in so many songs these days (which is astonishing when you see so many humorists flourishing at the six points of the Hexagon...).

Even if some people like the way I sing, my songs are made for real performers who like to get up on stage.

Born in 1961 in Paris.
SACEM member

Fatal Tango

Non Sapiens