CG5 x Kylle Allen /Lyin' 2 your fate - Mashup

GatoPaint² /  I Saw A Body On The Floor- Mashup

Fightmarker - JonTron Vs. Scott The Woz Rap Battle [2023]

Psychic Island (fire expansion!!!)

TIIIIIME WIZARD!

Matt Raichous as Joey Wheeler
BluArri as Preston
Cyber as Seto Kaiba

Written and Mixed by garbageGothic
Beat Produced by Raias Beats
SC thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:

Joey: 
Whoa, I think I’m getting deja vu
Creepy caverns and dueling a dude in a lame costume? 
(HAH!) I ain’t afraid of no “demon”
Especially one less scary than Bandit Keith is

Claim to be for kids, but I’m already bored
Guess your only real fan’s in the Goblin Attack Force
Ya look strong, but with the heart of the cards
I can beat you with a Trap Hole! Now try to spit bars :3

Preston:
Heart of the cards? That’s fucking stupid (Kaiba: I know, right?
Wheeler’s too weak to win: all bark with no bite) (Joey: HEY!)
BOTH of you bitches will go in my special brew
Cuz like your father, I FUCKING HATE YOU

You’re in MY domain, Preston’s personal hell
Your death will not be censored in Dreadful’s Shadow Realm
My sea of punches will FUCK YOU UP, BITCH.
Yugi can’t save you from PRESTON’S DUNGEON

Joey: 
What’s your sea to a guy who beat Tsunami? (Eh?)
You’re not a threat, Ra couldn’t even stop me!
Honestly, hearing the language of this bozo
Presto’s a better fit for LittleKuriboh!

So what’s the deal with this grand prick?
Got on Itch and he thinks that he’s mad shit?
Collecting letters ain’t original, leave that to Bakura
And I’ve played some death games, but yours is just torture!

I became a champ to help my pals and my sister
You're so obsessed with working that your wife ditched ya!
Got all the greatest comebacks, I'm the prime disser
I’ll send this peanut packing with a TIME WIZARD!

Preston:
That whore was my LIFE, but she fucking DIVORCED!
The only bitch you managed to pull was FUCKING 24! (UGH)
Like your card game pros, YOU DISGUST ME
But iIf we’re playing dirty, THEN PRESTON’S GETTING BLOODY

It’s all about PROGRESS, it’s about TIME
That I KNOCK OUT YOUR LIGHTS LIKE RESEARCHER MIKE
MY WRATH IS VAST, I’M INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
SLAIN MORE LOSERS THAN THAT FREAK IN YOUR FRIEND’S BRAIN

(FUCK!) Tick tock, tick tock, DICKHEAD…
You joke now, but who would miss a delinquent?
My ancient artifact will end what Marik tried
Leaving Joey forgotten, lost to the sands of time

Joey Wheeler vs Preston's Hourglass - GG Rap Battles (ft. Matt Raichous, BluArri, and Cyber)

Hello! yeah, I know it's been a minute. But nevertheless, we are back and with another Seasonal final Episode of Savage Battles.

Is this Finale we have 2 (tragic) orphans with VHS tapes you do not wanna pop in! Amanda The Adventurer & Samera Morgan Who will crawl out of this bout 1st? well let take a look shall we?


𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙮: 𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚
𝘼𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝘽𝙮: 
𝙐𝙡𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙀𝙙𝙜𝙮𝙄𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮, 𝙅𝙤𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 & 𝙈𝙇𝙂 𝙁𝙤𝙭
𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘽𝙮: 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙯 & 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙟𝙖 
𝙈𝙞𝙭𝙚𝙙/𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘽𝙮: 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙟𝙖
𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙠𝙤 𝘼𝙨 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙮
𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙆𝙤𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝘼𝙨 𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖
𝙀𝙫𝙖𝙫𝙖 𝘼𝙨 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙣

Lyrics:  
                                                                                                               
 Samera Verse 1:
 I'm getting lectured by a 90's kindergartener?
 Call me Balam both these sheep are getting slaughtered! 
  *laugh*
Since my debut, i´ve been popping out of scenes
While this adventurer gets humbled by the Demon's Static Screens!
How I'm supposed to take you serious? 
you speak more nonsense than a toddler 
Going Hamlin on the beat a fate worse than your father's 
7 days is all I need to take you like Jordan 
But that contract did less and it finished this orphan!
I had enough with these learn or die Scary tropes
Your not even original dora inspired this Scary hoax 
I'm not horsing around wooly I killed lots with the tape 
And I'm putting this to rest just like your Aunt Kate



Wooly & Amanda:
Seems You don't know how to rap so with  Amanda let's Practice!
If we wanted Bars from you Samera I'd go ask your actress (*giggles*)
This lady can't be actually posing as some kinda threat?
You hit rock bottom so bad in that Verse like it hit your head!
Amanda knows a bit of Propaganda with these Bars 
Today we're treasure-hunting good raps from her but None So far!
Since my debuts I'm known as a classic 
While No one rings the door for you as your more Puzzling than an attic! 
You'll be Dead by daylight "Everything rots"
Turn the TV off or you'll join Mr Fox 
Your Curse don't offend me your just a brat
So Answer my Question: Do you think you can Fight Back?

Samera Verse 2:
Fight back? Ask Rachel
This wolf in sheep's clothing making children unstable! 
We're both lost it doesn't take a burn to see
That even with my own shtick you not worth a 3rd of me 
So get back in Baldie's classroom you Miss Lemon clown 
You win is like your victims bitch- none to be found
You really think you're a classic kid? Man, you gotta be kidding 
When I'm finished, Sam's going to reunite with her "lonely kitten"

I'm a Morgan that's crawls in and spreading fear in 7 days
To end your game all it took for Riley was a brick to make you pay 
I've 'been drowning' fools like you another piper you can't escape 
You blab on worse than bot look in my gaze- now you're a Birthday cake 
One battle leaves you rattled, you can't stand in The Ring,
You're unoriginal, a copycat more fit for The Thing
Remind you of your trauma I know Dora's hurting from these verses!
Just spitted this tape into fractions
Like the parents who deemed you worthless! 

Amanda the adventurer Verse 2:
You're Wasting my time and I'm running out of patience 
The only fans that cared for you are the ones Stuck inside of basements. 
(I think she had Enough)
Stick to breaking marriages when I'm on the scene kids gets groovy 
While Grudge Girl Has No Ending and is barley in Scary Movie!
So kids, what's the opposite of alive?

Player (While Typing):
Her Fandom,Horses,And Family?

Wooly: uh Amanda?

Amanda: 
That's right!
And that's why you never let remake go first 
Your victims had 7 days...

Wooly:
But we trampled your verse!

Amanda:
Yeah!

Amanda The Adventurer Vs. Samara Morgan (Season 2 Finale)

FNF - GIFT [HIBIKI REMIX]

MetaMachine as The Max Headroom Incident
Rosenthal as The Screenslaver
Writing by Alchemyking
Beat by Epistra
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by JK03
Logo by SPM1000
Special thanks: garbageGothic, MultiSuperVids, Korekitten, Spadical, TomPuffs

Max Headroom:
This is who they put me up against? Oh Jesus!
A flash-in-the-pan who gave their audience seizures!
Ain’t a hero, but it’s no stretch to say I’d leave them trounced, and—

Screenslaver:
THE SCREENSLAVER INTERRUPTS THIS VERSE FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
Think you’re bold and defiant? I’m rather dubious
When your whole claim to fame is just annoying all the Whovians
I tarnished the name of supers, leaving that shit erased
You’re just spouting garbage I’d find on a Twitter page!
I’d say your ego accounts for your “max head room”, though
You took over the news twice, I thought you’d learn some new jokes
Think you’re akin to rebels, with your spinning metal
But with that verse, you popped off worse than New Coke

Max Headroom:
You’re a devil running DEVcon, but can’t leave this fight managed
With your sequel’s reception, I don’t need to hijack it
I never got caught, while a housewife leaves you beat up
I serve you with my delivery, but it’s no cheap pizza
I’m beating this frickin’ liberal dead, live from Chicago
Call this your crap cartoon show; I’m coming in Clutch Cargo
I’m riding on amazing flow, like true pirate radio
How ‘bout you stop catching little kids and catch this ratio!
Your ideology’s like the modern media: empty
Your pa’s life was hung up when he said “They’re not out to get me!”
But in Deavor’s endeavors, she alienated Winston
I’d say your love is fading, but you had none to begin with!

Screenslaver
With your crude humor, you’re the one who’s mentally vacant
But with your shit raps, you don’t even need to feign defecation
Need better pen skills? You should go to John Hancock
Your unwavering smile is the true Horror of Fang Rock
Yeah, I’m ridding the heroes, but it’s to stop all the slaughter
The closest that you’d get to fly’s when you’re stopped with a swatter
You’ve faded from the public consciousness. You’re Voyd and null; you’re done
This dead legend’s on life support, so it’s time to pull the plug.

The Max Headroom Incident vs. The Screenslaver - Disney Rap Battles

APRIL FOOL’S! I don’t know what you thought you were going to see from me today, but come on- a battle between two undercover investigators posing as secretaries to uncover a corruption ring and return their company to some semblance of a reputation? It’s almost EXACTLY like FRB! …I’ll let you decide what that means. Anyhow, in today’s verbal fisticuffs, the characters being pitted together are:

Jolene, the quick-moving, cold-eyed bombshell Toad from the Glitz Pit, who’s dedicated all of her energy to finding her missing brother and reinstate him as the champion of the world-class fighting ring… 

And Roz, Monsters Inc.’s infamously mean-spirited secretary, who’s really an agent from the Child Detection Agency sent undercover to bring to light a corruption ring involving the Inc.’s famous door system! 

CAST:

garbageGothic as Jolene (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic

Red Rob as Roz (Monsters, Inc.)
https://www.youtube.com/@RedRobOfficial

Beat by Leo Barqui 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEZDXmtZBL4O1B2rEzxRvGA

Mix by MVDNVGHT 
https://www.youtube.com/@TheeMvdnvght

TN by Ryufan76
www.youtube.com/channel/UCYlm1k8GpfpyNuKm_KarxjA

Lyrics:
Jolene:
A new contestant? No, that can’t be
If you got in front of a crowd, they’d cause a stampede
Everyone would stand, flee, even the champ would back up in horror when
You’ve only Rose out of your chair to be replaced by family
Let’s go over the facts: even though you’re attached
To a notorious agency for the loneliest tasks
When they send Double-Oh-One to detect a child first
You couldn’t show a gun, but this slug should be fired
I’m undercover, looking to find my brother
Your guise should be your daily routine: closing the shutters
I’ve handled some complexity from the fighters I care for
But nothing beats the useless maze that sits behind your Scare Floor
The same task you fumbled for three years
Any Toad worth his salt could solo your team clear
Your position’s a front, and your worst side too
Get out of my office, I won’t bother registering you

Roz:
Is somebody planning a fun evening?
I can let your manager know when you’re done stealing
Cause with a track record like yours, your invasion’s the worst
Since the child’s, but now I notice: you never did your paperwork
How can I tell? Once your brother returned home, you
Forgot to mention all the profiles erased
And once you brought the Pit’s reputation back to the first dome
The Great Gonzales had a second climb to make
Always watching, waiting for a mistake to slip
I’ll slide this failed detective under a paper clip
To file her away and save space, give that ahoge a snip
Or send her straight to the shredders, pull the shaving trick
Keep on twittering, and X will be Mush
Will I send her and her story straight to Goomfrey? I know you hate rubbish
Why not hide in the bathroom so no one knows where you’ve gone to?
You’ll find me there anyways- your silence speaks volumes (Aaahhhh-haa-haa)

Jolene:
Ew… foul, you’re just like Grubba
But now I’ll shake the stage: Mike’s hands won’t be all that’s crushed up
To start, Tattle and find the endpoint of our battle
She won’t make the list, she’s less respected than Hardscrabble
Appearing everywhere but can’t do a thing to help
You should buy a snow-cone and wait for it to melt
If it’s Laughter we’re After, you’ve brought none
So make like your new series should, and be all done

Roz:
This juice addict couldn’t live through Waternoose’s planning
I know the truth saddens you, but a clue you haven’t
Give that magazine back, no wrestler would want you
My uniform’s got less flaws than your costume
Take advantage of every Bandy with your challenge
My movie in full happened much faster than your chapter
Your only Gold Star was found, faked and now taken
And now somebody should investigate for foul play again

Jolene Vs Roz- RAP BATTLE! Ft. garbageGothic and Red Rob

If you want to join the contest, say "I'm in" in the comments or just dm me on Discord and you'll be added to the list of entrants.

Looking forward to see what you lot come up with!

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Kuba
Honeycombs 96
Legion
Redkirby101ishere
Henry Jones

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