Track by: @valoregal
Art by: @libbec

Writing: @teleportato
W. Assistance/Editing: @dumbassery

Characters Represented: Fancypants, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

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[As Fancy runs through the forest looking for the elusive girl Madden told him about earlier (See: https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines6/crying-at-the-space-golf-club-rn), a strong sudden force rips the pencil he used to traverse the dense darkness, causing him to immediately face plant and black out ]

FANCY: uhhgh, where am I?

[ All that surrounds him is what seems to be an abandoned version of....his cabin??? It takes him a moment but it definitely all his. His drawings all hang on the walls, but deformed and terrifying as rain drips from the ceiling. As he fails to process the horrific occurrence, the answer reveals itself]

???: So, Fancypants. Do you like the new renovations? I know that you were looking forward to dueling with Ms. Komeiji, but I'm sad to say she won't be your guest artist for the evening

Still taking a minute from recovering from the scene beforehand, Fancypants takes a minute before responding

FANCY: Fine, you caught me, now you wanna fight or something? I got a match to win, so I won't be around for much lo-I mean stay here for long.

[The familar yet eternally terrifying entity Zalgar exits his hiding place from within the shadows]

ZALGAR: Oh, don't you see Fancy. I am only trying to help you realize your plight is forfeit. This is your future you are seeing before you. You will always be destined to fall into obscurity. Your fans will soon enough betray you and leave you behind. 

Whether it's a forgettable Yokai or a retired sportscaster, people like us are destined for failure....even my future is uncertain, I was lucky to reclaim myself from the void of obscurity only once, and not everyone is an eternal god of destruction.

So I am offer you a merciful defeat, instead of losing all of your pride to a pathetic contestant who barely crawled their way into Final 4. Go home. Forget about all of this and live with the rest of the time you have left instead of wasting it here.

FANCY:....I know your tricks already ...I will keep fighting until I and the rest of my friends die. Even if we are obscured in the shadows, it only takes on spark of light to bring people back. And I know a lot of people believe me to be that spark

ZALGAR:...I respect you, stickman. But don't say that you weren't warned.

[The rain starts to pour into the cabin. Fancy tries to escape, but an invisible weight holds him in place as familiar faces rise from the ground to mock him. The rain turns out to be no other than ink, and keeps rising faster as Zalgar familiar wails of laughter echoes throughout the room. Quickly the ink rises up to his neck. ]

[ He fears this is the end when, closing his eyes before he has no choice until, suddenly, a loud and familiar siren awakens him from his slumber ]

[ He looks around, everything is back to normal. All of his drawing are untouched and his cabin is the same as he last saw it. However, in the spot where he stood in his nightmare, a patch of ink stains the floor. In the middle lays a cassette covered in black ink, signed with a familiar paw tarnished with a pentagram.]

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Songs used:
BOTH
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - The Creativity Song (Horror/ARGs, Arts & Crafts)
Saster - EXECUTION (Creepypasta, Stickmen)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Friday, Flipnote Hatena)

FANCYPANTS  
Mario Paint - Creative Exercise (Arts & crafts)
Gigi D’astonio - Bla Bla Bla (Stickmen)
Iyaz - Replay (Flipnote)
snayk - growing on me (Flash)
xerochi - Head First Into A Wall (Flash)
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger (Flipnote)

Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (Weekend)
Euryhtmics - Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This (Creepypasta)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Garfield media - Lasagna Cat)
Doja Cat - Say So (Cats)

CREATIVE EXECUTION

Esta agonia nunca acabará
Dios se apiade de mi alma

non-consistent in making music btw.
English machine broken.

Old Acc. https://soundcloud.com/too-lazy-to-find-somename

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5)

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CREATIVE EXECUTION

Temporary Flight Attendant 6: Now Landing