more of a joke track than a fantrack lol

sources:
YUNG FLEX - DOGWALK! [ Hardstyle / Canines ]
twikipedia & SEBii - hotel 🏨 [ SNES ]

[MWM FANTRACK...?] - DXGWXLK

Character Name: [ Chip Heat ]
Track Name: [ Pink Chip, Heat Tunes!! ]

Track By: Carmel
Render: AnarchoVera, Aeiouko
UI: AnarchoVera
Bio: Speedwagon’s Hat
Editing: Calebddfwa

Watch it on YT Here!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4woXOyG7ek

Sources:
EX-LYD - Pink Sand ( )
EX-LYD - Mammagammaguchi ( )
EX-LYD - Atlantica (EX-LYD)
Sega Bass Fishing - Feel The Heat (Heat)
Snail’s House - Snailchan Adventures (Post-2000 Chiptune, Fake Video Games, Gameboy Series [Samples Kirby])
Lana Del Ray - Summertime Sadness (Summer)
Kirby’s Dream Land - Mt. Dedede (Game Boy)
clipping. - Summertime (Summer)
Mother 3 - Porky’s Porkies (Game Boy, Post-2000 Chiptune)
Wire - Tintin on the Moon (Post-2000 Chiptune)
Dragonforce - Through The Fire And Flames (Heat)
in love with a ghost - Golden Ridge [Golden Feather Mix] (Digital Fusion Artists)

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Talk about a blast from the past! The ever-so energetic CHIP HEAT has made her arrival. With a knowledge and skill of retro handhelds unrivaled, she can end up rambling about all things Game Boy ‘till sunrise! While this small, quiet village is a bit of a different perspective than the bustling city streets she’s used to, the warm summer breeze and pounding resolve within her heart will always keep Chip Heat safe. Now, dust off those cartridges, and blast through the many oceans of colors with Chip!

- EX-LYD, and other Bitpop/Digital Fusion artists.
(ex. Mammagammaguchi, Space Fractal, Ocean Of Color, City Streets)
(ex. Sunnexo, Diseasterpeace, Penelope Scott, In Love With A Ghost)

- Post-2000 Chiptune.
(ex. Pressure Cooker, Motorway, World of Horror, credits song for my death)

- Game Boy games/series, and fake video games.
(ex. Advance Wars, Mother 3, Link's Awakening, Metroid Fusion)
(ex. WarioWare, Mario and Luigi RPGs, Rhythm Heaven, Kirby)
(ex. My Ordinary Life, Bird World, Push Back the Hands, Skies Forever Blue)

- Heat and Summer.
(ex. We Didn't Start the Fire, Too Hot, Island in the Sun, Hot N Cold)
(ex. Steal my Sunshine, School's Out, Summer Wind, Constructive Summer)

Pink Chip, Heat Tunes!!

(4/26/25: new thumbnail by @kingcorporeal THANK YOU SM it goes crazy!!)

Miphyll - ρossession β (Both - Toby Fox media (Earthbound), UTSC / What didn't stay dead, monsters, Fucked Up Shit)
Kendrick Lamar - Backseat Freestyle (Sans - Mainstream hip-hop)
BROCKHAMPTON - FAKE (Both - Mainstream hip-hop / Creative struggles)
JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - Muddy Waters (rag - Experimental hip-hop, heavy sampling)
Toby Fox - Megalovania (Sans)
Denzel Curry & Kenny Beats - Cosmic.m4a (Both- Mainstream hip-hop / Heavy sampling)
Keiichi Suzuki, Hirokazu Tanaka - Enjoy Your Stay (Sans - Toby Fox media)
Jellyfish - Ignorance Is Bliss (rag - Monsters)
AURORA - Cure For Me (rag - Sickness)

- CAN'T K.O ME -

FINAL BOSS! In a surprise twist of events, the Grand Finalists find one thing standing in their way and victory... and it's the last of Lamps' League of Villains... JERMA! That's totally sus! Now, they must team up to take him down! But in the end, there can only be ONE winner! So choose wisely, and stay jammin'!

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BOSS 09. JERMA985
- Jerma985 and media he's related to
- Internet Horror and Unfiction
- Breakcore
- Among Us

04. THE SPY
🗡 Valve / Valve Fan-Content
(Team Fortress 2, Half-Life, A challenger approaches, HLVRAI)
🗡 Spy Media
(Metal Gear Solid, Hitman, Kingsman, Austin Powers)
🗡 French Artists
(Daft Punk, Madeon, Justice, Caravan Palace)

05. WEEGEE FROM THE SKY
👁 YTP/YTPMV CULTURE
(ytp sexer, Fesh Pince of Blair, Artificial Intelligence Bomb, Touhou)
👁 Mario Side-Series and Spongebob
(Dream Team, Mario Kart, Grass Skirt Chase, Tomfoolery)
👁 Pokemon (Gens 1-5)
(Red & Blue, Black & White, Indigo League, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon)

13. KAZUMA KIRYU
✊ The Yakuza Series
(24 Hour Cinderella, Flirt With Bomb, Friday Night, Baka Mitai)
✊ Beat 'em Ups
(Scott Pilgrim, Castle Crashers, River City Girls, Final Fight)
✊ Takaya Kuroda
(Goodfellas, Restart, Jujutsu Kaisen, Street Fighter 6)

SUS GUY absolutely HATES Lamps! Simply DESPISES the light! ~ Blu Week: Grand Finals

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/zMbuCzJixPfbSB8Y7

CEROBA: * To be damned by mere syringes... I'd know it all too well. I'm sorry... Even more so because I can't let you pass.
ZERO: (...Does she know something about Chronos? The hell does this freak want with it?)

Art by dreamingFIFI
The bridge at the very edge of Resolution Road has found itself shut down. Ceroba stares across the road at the NULL, who seems to almost be itching to unsheathe his blade. She doesn't have many other places to hide, having just ran Zero through the city all night after initially being placed in the city's center. Any attempt she's made of tiring him out seems to only make him more tenacious. Zero takes a few deep breaths, finally drawing his katana as Ceroba seems to now stand her ground. There's a hidden frustration in Zero's face, his breathing becoming fast and aggressive.

No more time wasted, Ceroba's done running. Time to start planning... READY? GO!

07/BEAM ⚔︎ CEROBA
⚔︎ Undertale Yellow Composers & artists they’ve remixed/media they've contributed to
⚔︎ Toby Fox/ZUN/their collaborators, Chiptune/FM Synth, & UT/DR Fanworks
⚔︎ 2010’s+ Indie RPGs, Bullet Hells, & MOTHER/MOTHER-inspired Media
⚔︎ ASPECTS OF THE GRIEVING FURY

08/NINJA ⚔︎ ZERO
⚔︎ Askiisoft/Devolver Digital & artists who have worked on their titles
⚔︎ Action/Indie Platformers & Action Movies/Neo-Noirs
⚔︎ Synthwave, Dark Techno/Ambient, & Electro-Industrial
⚔︎ ASPECTS OF THE AMNESIA DRAGON

- 

SHARED:
Furi - Make This Right [Credits Remix] (Bullet Hells/Synthwave, Dark Techno)
Celeste - Confronting Myself (Toby Fox Collaborators: Lena Raine/Indie Platformers)
DANCE WITH THE DEAD - Blood Moon (Bullet Hells/Indie Platformers: TEVI, Synthwave, Dark Techno)
Furi - Wisdom of Rage (Bullet Hells/Synthwave)
Lisa: The Vegaful - Steel Mill [Noisemaker Remix] (2010's+ Indie RPGs/Askiisoft: Bullet Time)
Furi - What We Fight For (Bullet Hells/Devolver Composers: Carpenter Brut)
DANCE WITH THE DEAD - The Awakening (Bullet Hells/Indie Platformers: TEVI, Synthwave, Dark Techno)
Shovel Knight - An Underlying Problem (Chiptune/Indie + Action Platformers)
John Wick - Shots Fired (Ceroba Aspects: Grief/Action Movies, Zero Aspects: Murder)
Furi - 8:02 (Bullet Hells/Dark Techno)
Furi - Enraged (Bullet Hells/Devolver Composers: Carpenter Brut)

CEROBA:
fearofdark - Rolling Down The Street, In My Katamari (Chiptune)
Undertale Yellow - Some Point of No Return
Undertale - Power of NEO (Toby Fox)
Sabrepulse - Close To Me (Chiptune, Bullet Hells: Just Shapes & Beats)
Undertale - MEGALOVANIA (Toby Fox)

ZERO:
Carpenter Brut Ft. Oddzoo - Anarchy Road (Devolver Composers)
Kendrick Lamar - The Art of Peer Pressure (Aspects: Addictive Substances)
Katana ZERO - Hit The Floor
Super Metroid - Upper Brinstar (Action Platformers)
GESAFFELSTEIN - Doom (Dark Techno)

[WR1-M4] THIS MASK IS A PRISON

GRANDIOSE WORK OF ART ~ BY ~ BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-WOW-WOW ~ SEE
THIS TRACK ~ BY ~ MAINSTREAM MAN ~ FLUKES ~ AND ~ GAME ~ GENIUS
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO ~ BY ~ CYANOCOBALAMIN https://youtu.be/V0snx9qcN4c

~ CABINET MAN ~

GOOD AFTERNOON, RADIO AUDIENCE
I'VE BEEN ~ GONE FOR WAY TOO LONG
BUT NOW I'M ~ BACK IN CIRCULATION
OOH, WHAT A SURPRISE!
ARE YOU PROUD ~ TO ~ SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN
WELCOME TO MY ~ FULL HOUSE! (FULL HOUSE!) ~ OF ~ SUPERVILLAINS
PANIC IN THE CITY, CITY UNDER FIRE
WE'LL BE HAVING A FUN TIME


Alongside villain songs and villainy, this monstrous machine can pull…
- Neil Cicierega, synthpop, bitpop, and Needlejuice artists
- Robots, machinery, FNAF, and associated artists/media
- Arcade games, entertainment complexes, and what you'd find inside
- Urban legends, conspiracy theories, and online horror
- Violence, madness, and side effects of Polybius
But the fun has only just begun!

TryHardNinja - Bad Rabbit [FNaF]
Lemon Demon - Lifetime Achievement Award [Neil Cicierega]
The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long [FNaF, Arcade-Related: Beginning of MV]
Street Fighter II - Ken's Theme [Arcade Games]
CG5 ft. JT Music - Ballad of the Walking Machines [FNaF, Machinery]
Tom Cardy - Level Clear! [Synthpop, Bitpop]
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder [Neil Cicierega, Urban Legends]
Lemon Demon - You're at the Party [Neil Cicierega, Entertainment Complex Activities: Partying]
FNaF Pizzeria Simulator - Henry's Speech

TOO LATE, WAKE UP

"Thunder Engine" is a high-octane hard rock anthem that channels the raw, uninhibited power of speed and rebellion. The song is a relentless, adrenaline-fueled joyride that celebrates living life on your own terms. It's a tribute to the raw energy of rock and roll, the thrill of the open road, and the feeling of being completely unstoppable.

The production is a masterclass in building a massive, aggressive soundscape. It kicks off with a heavy, distorted guitar riff and pounding double-bass drums, immediately setting a tone of explosive energy. The vocals are powerful and unapologetic, delivered with a driving rhythm that matches the relentless pace of the track. The lyrics—full of imagery of lightning, burning tracks, and screaming engines—paint a vivid picture of a world where speed is freedom. The chorus is a full-throttle, anthemic explosion with a massive wall of sound that's perfect for a stadium. The shredding guitar solo adds a layer of technical virtuosity, solidifying the song's place in the hard rock pantheon.

Thunder Engine

Detox Highway

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Georges Bizet - Toreador March (FNaF)
Various FNaF sound effects

Victory! Half Human, Half Machine

VOTES ARE NOW CLOSED.
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines2/r1-m4-results
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!
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KOISHI: "I heard that you've got an eye for senseless stabbing~! Although I'm not really sure if that's supposed to be amazing, or if you've just got bad anger issues~."
BEC NOIR: *growl* "You're just another lousy kid I need to put down, shut your trap. Murderin' and stabbin' is my full time job, and I'm a goddamn professional."
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Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Koishi Komeiji, Bec Noir

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to the mafia, gangs and other organized crime groups (YAKUZA 0 OST, Pump by Valentino Khan, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Lone Digger, Trainwreck of Electro Swing from AHIT, Cuphead OST, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Songs by Pitbull, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, etc. Dogsong, Who Let The Dogs Out, Hound Dog, etc.)

Koishi Komeiji's sourcelist:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, Memories of Tokyo-To, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre [NO OVERLAP, NO UNDERTALE] (Songs from Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)
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Songs used:
Koishi Komeiji:
Memories of Tokyo-To - Pump Up The Love (Memories/Remembering)
2Pac - All Eyez on Me (Eyes)
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (Memories/Remembering)
Earth, Wind and Fire - September (Memories/Remembering)
Christina Vee - Bad Apple (Touhou)

Bec Noir:
Toby Fox - MeGaLoVania (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Swing/Homestuck)
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Dogs)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia)
Snoop Dogg (ft. Wiz Khalifa, Bruno Mars) - Young, Wild, & Free (Dogs)
Steven Universe: The Movie - Other Friends (Swing)
Eminem ft. Nate Dogg (Nate's vocals only, R.I.P.) - Shake That (Dogs)

(R1 - M4) DUEL! Fade to Black ~ Memories of MEGALO

Track by: @valoregal
Art by: @libbec

Writing: @teleportato
W. Assistance/Editing: @dumbassery

Characters Represented: Fancypants, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

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[As Fancy runs through the forest looking for the elusive girl Madden told him about earlier (See: https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines6/crying-at-the-space-golf-club-rn), a strong sudden force rips the pencil he used to traverse the dense darkness, causing him to immediately face plant and black out ]

FANCY: uhhgh, where am I?

[ All that surrounds him is what seems to be an abandoned version of....his cabin??? It takes him a moment but it definitely all his. His drawings all hang on the walls, but deformed and terrifying as rain drips from the ceiling. As he fails to process the horrific occurrence, the answer reveals itself]

???: So, Fancypants. Do you like the new renovations? I know that you were looking forward to dueling with Ms. Komeiji, but I'm sad to say she won't be your guest artist for the evening

Still taking a minute from recovering from the scene beforehand, Fancypants takes a minute before responding

FANCY: Fine, you caught me, now you wanna fight or something? I got a match to win, so I won't be around for much lo-I mean stay here for long.

[The familar yet eternally terrifying entity Zalgar exits his hiding place from within the shadows]

ZALGAR: Oh, don't you see Fancy. I am only trying to help you realize your plight is forfeit. This is your future you are seeing before you. You will always be destined to fall into obscurity. Your fans will soon enough betray you and leave you behind. 

Whether it's a forgettable Yokai or a retired sportscaster, people like us are destined for failure....even my future is uncertain, I was lucky to reclaim myself from the void of obscurity only once, and not everyone is an eternal god of destruction.

So I am offer you a merciful defeat, instead of losing all of your pride to a pathetic contestant who barely crawled their way into Final 4. Go home. Forget about all of this and live with the rest of the time you have left instead of wasting it here.

FANCY:....I know your tricks already ...I will keep fighting until I and the rest of my friends die. Even if we are obscured in the shadows, it only takes on spark of light to bring people back. And I know a lot of people believe me to be that spark

ZALGAR:...I respect you, stickman. But don't say that you weren't warned.

[The rain starts to pour into the cabin. Fancy tries to escape, but an invisible weight holds him in place as familiar faces rise from the ground to mock him. The rain turns out to be no other than ink, and keeps rising faster as Zalgar familiar wails of laughter echoes throughout the room. Quickly the ink rises up to his neck. ]

[ He fears this is the end when, closing his eyes before he has no choice until, suddenly, a loud and familiar siren awakens him from his slumber ]

[ He looks around, everything is back to normal. All of his drawing are untouched and his cabin is the same as he last saw it. However, in the spot where he stood in his nightmare, a patch of ink stains the floor. In the middle lays a cassette covered in black ink, signed with a familiar paw tarnished with a pentagram.]

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Songs used:
BOTH
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - The Creativity Song (Horror/ARGs, Arts & Crafts)
Saster - EXECUTION (Creepypasta, Stickmen)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Friday, Flipnote Hatena)

FANCYPANTS  
Mario Paint - Creative Exercise (Arts & crafts)
Gigi D’astonio - Bla Bla Bla (Stickmen)
Iyaz - Replay (Flipnote)
snayk - growing on me (Flash)
xerochi - Head First Into A Wall (Flash)
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger (Flipnote)

Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (Weekend)
Euryhtmics - Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This (Creepypasta)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Garfield media - Lasagna Cat)
Doja Cat - Say So (Cats)

CREATIVE EXECUTION

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Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

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CREATIVE EXECUTION

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