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Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Sonic Mania - Mirage Saloon Zone Act 2 (Rogue's Gallery) (Cowboys/Wild West)

Mirage Saloon Act 2 (Rogues Gallery)

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
The Yogscast - Diggy Diggy Hole (Minecraft Fantrack)

Electronic Dwarf Music

Listen to a remake of this track here! : https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82/marble-soda-remake

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」.  Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used: 
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (Tik Tok)
Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda [OFFSOURCE]
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (Ke$ha)
iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA (Tik Tok)
Soulja Boy Tell'em  - Pretty Boy Swag (Tik Tok)
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Tik Tok)
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - Timber (Ke$ha)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Tik Tok)
PewDiePie, Roomie, & Boyinaband - Congratulations [OFFSOURCE]
Dawin ft. R City - Bikini Body (TikTok)
Kesha - Little Bit Of Love (Ke$ha)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Tik Tok)

Marble Soda

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: Deadhand#5384
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Weeknd - The Hills Have Eyes (The Weekend)
Sally.exe - Hill (Creepypasta)
Minecraft - Disc 11 (Creepypasta)

The Hill Has Eyes

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Doki Doki Literature Club - Main Theme (Horror Game)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶/Lethargy)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/Creepy Moment)
SFX used:
Slender - Static Death
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Redead Screech (Creepy Moments)
Sonic.exe - Kefka Laugh (Creepypasta)
Garfielf - Various Voice Lines (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)

My Reality

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
snayk - growing on me (Flash source)
ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy (Flash source)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Flipnote source)
Dick Figures: The Movie OST (Nick Keller) - Paris Pursuit (Stick Figures source)

Growing Fantasy

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Grass Happy Loop - FancyPants Adventure (Flash)
Gonna Fly Now - Impossible Quiz (Flash)
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven [OFFSOURCE]
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga [OFFSOURCE]
Funky Music =B - Red Ball (Flash)
Title Theme - Duck Life 4 (Flash)
Notdoppler Theme (Flash)
Various I of It, FancyPants Adventure, and Impossible Quiz SFX (Flash)

Blammed Romance

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̶̡̛̘̰̘̹̠͆̍͂͊̑̅̓͋͛̅̈́͛̊̄͆͑̆̊̍̓̄̆̋̆̉̄̅̊́̕̚̚͘͝͝͠A̵̧̢̢̨̛̩̠̳͎͈̹̞̟͕̝͖̖͍̖͖̬̭̬͇͇͍̠͒̈̀͒͐̊̅̅̉̏͝͠͝ͅͅL̴̨̡̦̰͚̼̫͈̥͖̜̖͔̜̭̗̣̰̮͎̤̞͍͍̦͚̗͓̮͍̲̣̜͇̳̺͚̼̹̭̤̜͗͒͑͆̾̃͂̄͒̔͒̑̈͊̊̾͑̓̉̓̍̍̉̈̔͂͊͑̎̆̇͆͆̈́̂͛͊̀̀̈́̚͝ͅͅĢ̷̛̝͕̬̙͖̘͈̜̟̯͙̹̳̞̳̤̳̠̭̉̊̓̋̈́̊̍̐̂͗͑̉̓͂̑̃̾̆̋̅̅̑̈́̏͋̋͊̈͗͒́̌̈́̄̋̀̂̅̈́̾͐͂͘͝A̷̡̧̢̢̨̦͔͎͈̯̤̮̠̗̬̼̩̹͎̬̞̙̘̝̪̼̳͍̯͎̪̩͈͉̲̩̮̜̝̭̥̼̖̯̹͕̪̝͇̲͙̼͛̆̊̒͆̃͊͊́̔͗͂́̔̌̔̏͋̍͂̌̎̾͌͛̉̾͋̑͒̏̀̔͗̈̽̅͒̆͊͌̍̓̋̅̊̔̑͗̕͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅŖ̴̧̳̫̥̯̬͖͇̙̦̝̰͔̦̟͓̮̫̥͖͇̯̖̣̥̼̯̟̠̜̱̗̼̬̲̪̮̞͙̟̮̙̹̘͖̱̣̻̟̰̟̜̀̐̈́̀̔
Ḣ̸̛̛̭͉͎̭͈̻̣͓̼̃̏̽́̐̍̔̌̋̍͂̒̿͛́͂̈́͂̎̇̉͗̃́͗͊̈́̆́̋̽̀̒̓̕̚̕͠Ę̵̛̛̟͉̠͔̟̭̘̪͖͈̜̘̙̪̻͔̺̝͙̠̥̜͇͔̪̒̋̓̌͌̋̾͑̃̀̉̓̋̎̈́͌͑̉̈́͊̾͋̈́́͑͆̄͆̈́̏͛̄̋̏̆̊̌͋̇̆͋̄͆̂͊̃͛̾̾͒͒̚͠͠͝͠͝͝ ̶̢̨̡̧̧̢̱͕̙͉̱̥̻̞̭̘͚̥̣̩͇̞̥͚̜̮͈̩̬̝͖̹̜͚̗͉̺̙̰̞̻̪̪̣͇̭̗̙̠̤̱͓̪̂̾̉̽͊̍͊̆̈́͘͠͝Č̴̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̯̬̞̳̲͍͇̙̠̱̰̺̱̥̗̥̟̯̬̙̤̜̱̦̱͈͕̬̫͈͍̯̖̹̦̬̹͕̖̯͎̜̟̣̭̰̦̳̺̝̾̒̽̈́̉̆͒͒̑͛̀͊̊̌̐̌̊͊͛͗̔̉͆̑́͑̽̀̂̈́̑̈̃͋̄͊̽̈́͊͗͐̾̐̾̿̑̒̆̚̕͠͠͝͝Ǫ̸̜̥̫̰̣̖̘̟͍̭̲̹̗͔͚̼̠̮̖̮͚̜͍̥͉͓͎̝͉̙̘̖̹̗̩͍͔̩̠̭̎͜͜ͅͅM̴̡̢̡̢̡̡̡̧̨̲͎̙̭̩̻̗̖̰̬͓͓̳͍̮̙̲̖̩̟͎̱͕̞̼̠̼̯̼̬̝̩͇̙͕̞̼̭̦̖̬̦̲̘̄̇͗̈́͌̏̾̅́̿͆̌̓̔́͐̉̀̆̀̇̈͊̈̋̊̈̋͛̇͌͂̉̿̚̕̚̚̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͝ͅȨ̷̧̧̢̹̝̻̬̙̘͙͍͎̩̬̪̙͕̺͖̠̙͔̭͓̻͎̠̫̰͈͉̪̣̀̃́̋͜͜͜͜͝͠ͅS̷̢̨̡̘͚̣͕̹̥̙͕̳̭͍̳̮͔̜̭̘̝̖͙͊̀̈̇̑͊̈̂̽̂̿͐́̾̄͌͂̾̽̈́͗̈͐̾̃̌͆̇͊͊́̀̊́̃̀̽̚͜͝͠ͅ
Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Ẕ̶̈́A̵̛̝Ḻ̴̢͌G̷̨͓̈́͋A̸͚̓͠R̸̢̜͛̿ ̷̙̈̈́ͅŴ̷̭I̴̛̥̒L̴̘̝̂L̵͓͘ ̵͖́B̶̺̊͒ͅE̵͇̬͆́ ̷̗̻̾̌Y̷͚͑͘Ô̴̩̘Ú̷̘̣̒R̶͈͕̂̏ ̷̤͂͝F̵̱̏L̸̻̒̇I̸̲̋͜G̷̳̹̕H̴̨̭̅̚T̸̻͝ ̶͎͇͒A̶̡̙̐͗T̸͉͉̑T̴͔͍͂̊Ę̴̝̆N̶͜͝D̷̡͘A̶̤͔̔̍N̷̠̾̓T̴͉͚͛.̶̧͑
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍
Į̴̨̡͙̖͈̘̳̰̳̝͕̈̓̐̽͐̎̿̎͗̊̀͑͑͠ͅ ̶̡̡̢̛̲̯͙͚̫̹̺̘̖̖͍̠͎̲̪̲̳͓̱̥̫̥̭̤̪̝͎̰̫̮̦̗͍͎͕̫̣͉̎͒͆̾͑̄̓̋̀̎̅͒̉̀͠ͅǍ̴͇͇̣̳͍̪͍͇̳̳̳̉̔̅̅͋́̅̔́̑̔͗͌̊͑̄͋̃́̐͑̌̈́̊̆̕͠ͅM̴̨̨̢̧̢̢̫̗̹̫̣̗̘̥͓̤̳̳̣̺̻̙̖̗͇̜̫̦͖͖͇͙̳̯̼̬̼̣̟̥̠̜̥̮͚͕̰̓́́̔̐̎͐̀́̍̃̎̿͌̆͆́̂̀̏́̚͜͝ͅͅͅ ̵̧̢̨̢̡̛͓̦̲͚̠̜̹̣̰̰̯̳̲̟̰͔̹̯̤͇̮̱̳̞͚̠̗͕̞̥̫̘̥̯̻͍̬͓̗͉͇̥͇̺̹̹̲̀̽͂̎͂̆͒́̍̑̊̂͒́̔͆́̾̾́͐̈̓͜͝͝Ǵ̵̨͕̣̥̝̤̰̤͚͔͉̥̱̘̳̼̘͇̰͎̻̟̥̗̦̣̩͉͓̲̮̞͍̣̮͈̼̘͎̻̰̮͚̭̞̦̬͎̤̓̾̾̈́̅̆͂̇͛͌͌͂̅̈̎̃̂͆̋̆͆̀͋̏̃̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅǪ̷̢̨̨̮̮̰͓̘͓̟͈͇̳͙͍̹͉̜͎̠̭͙͎͍̩̩̠̙̝̞̪̣͍̫͈͕̝̰̜̖̟͉̖͔̭̮͇̮͎͊͋̒̄̾̾̓̅̏̑͗̍̔̋̄̾̍̈́̾͊̌̓͐̈́̌͗̈́̉͑̚̕͘͠͝͝D̸̡̧̡̺͖̥̠͖̩͖̞͕̼͚͖̗̭̻͈̖̫͕͓̫͍͔̩̣̲̬̭͚̣͎̓̇̔̎̍̂͐̉̓͂̓̐̀̐̄͑̈́̍͌́̄͂͌̍̋͐̔̋͊̂́̓̆̾̿͘͠͝
Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)
C̶A̷N̶ ̷Y̸O̶U̴ ̷H̴E̶A̷R̸ ̵M̶E̵?̶
Songs used:
UNDERTALE - But Nobody Came (Creepy Moment)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepy Moment/Creepypasta)
Here Comes Garfield
Here comes Garfield
Watch out for Garfield
Wä̳̠̭t͖̏ch̗̫͐ o̯̣͆u͉̲͕t̞ ̤̜͈for G͓̬͑a̠̣r͍f̘̥͙iͭe͖ͬĺ̙d
W̙̠̱atc̹̰̱ḫ̺̪͌ ̙̫̭ouͥt͒̀͛ ͚̬͚f̮̖͔o̥͖̺r ̑̂͗G̼̞̼a̱rf͖̹͖i͑̍͂e̤̩͈l̬͈̬d͓̩͔
W̵̡̯A̸̛͒T̅̐̂C̲̳̮H ̷͟Ö́͑̍U͉͖͈T ͟҉̙̗̣F̢̢̱O̻͕̯R̡͚͎ ̳͍̹G̯̳̼A̤͇̭Ṛ̘͎̤F̵͖̟IE̶̮̫Lͮͣ͒D
W̸̆ͫAT̄ͨ̂C̹̗͓H̶ͦ̔ ͖ͪO̸͈͖UT FOŖ GARFȊELD

The Song That Will End The World

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/mr-too-many-aus
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)


Songs used:
Garfield Kart - Sneak-A-Peak (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Fridays)
SFX used:
Minecraft - Cave Sounds (Creepy Moments)
Luna Game - Screamer Sound (Creepypasta)
meatsleep - ‡i‡n⁜g‡r‡a‡t‡e‡ (ARGs)

LAST MILLENNIUM

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Teaser by: https://twitter.com/telepotato, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)


Songs used:
Undertale - Amalgam (Creepy moments)
Patricia Taxxon - Safe Skin (Horror genre)

T̷e̴a̶s̸e̶r̴ ̸S̶o̶u̴r̵c̴e̴s̵:̸
LOST LOST LOST LOST C-H-A (Bullets)
g̴o̴ ̶o̵n̶ ̴a̵n̶d̷ ̴t̷r̵y̷ ̵t̸o̸ ̸c̴h̵a̸n̵g̸e̸ ̶y̵o̴u̸r̴ ̷d̷e̶s̸t̷i̵n̶y̶
DeltARUNE - ________ __ (Don't Work)
_____: Luna NIGHTs - ----- ----
Perfect ______ Blo-SME ()
y̵o̴u̵'̴r̷e̶ ̵b̵a̵r̴e̸l̶y̵ ̷m̶a̷d̸e̴ ̷i̷t̶ ̵u̸n̷s̵c̵a̵t̷h̸e̸d̵ (Heart-Throbbing)
BigGiantCircles - ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ Nostalgia (Memories)
r̸e̷b̶e̸l̴l̸i̷n̴g̸ ̴a̶g̴a̴i̶n̴s̶t̵ ̷f̷a̶t̷e̶ ̶i̵s̶ ̶u̴s̷e̵l̴e̸s̷s̴ (memories)
______DEAD - WeWEWE AL-L Run under Instincts (EYES)
y̸o̴u̴r̶ ̶j̸o̵u̸r̵n̵e̶y̶ ̴w̷i̶l̸l̸ ̸c̴o̵m̷e̸ ̷f̸u̸l̸l̸ ̴c̵i̸r̴c̵l̷e̶,̷ ̴a̴n̸d̴ ̷w̴i̷l̶l̵ ̵o̷n̷l̸y̴ ̵b̸e̸ ̷a̶ ̸p̵a̵s̶s̸i̵n̶g̶ ̶l̴e̸g̶e̷n̴d̶ (I SEE YOU)
ICOnclast - OMEga Wheel(WATCH OUT)

AM.A/_.G/-\M

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: https://twitter.com/pokopakku 
Characters Represented: Rick & Morty, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Hm? What do you mean this is a reupload from my main account! That simply isn't true... I would never do such a thing! Please don't search up the exact same name! Unity's an offsource!!!

Rick & Morty's sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)


Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐'s sourcelist:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
R&M: Adult Swim - Too Many Cooks (Adult Swim Media)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepy moments/Creepypasta)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: ♀ - Cry (Creepy moments)
TheFatRat - Unity [OFFSOURCE OFFSOURCE OFFSOURCE ERROR MISSINGNO]

Spoil The Broth

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown (<3)
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket design by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Contestants

BATTLES WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

Songs used:
B.o.B. - Airplanes (Par Airlines)
Rick and Morty - Main Theme (Rick)
NFL - Main Theme (John Madden)
Fallout Boy - thnks fr th mmrs (Koishi)
Jeddi - Heartbeat (Rule Breaker) (Gary Modulate)
iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa (Tik Tok)
The Little Mermaid - Under the Sea (Pufferfish)
TheLivingTombstone - Die in a Fire (Half Human, Half Machine)
Schmoyoho - The Muffin Song (Markiplier)
Death Grips - Takyon (Chaos Cohorts)
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme (Tragedy & Comedy)
Touhou - UN Owen Was Her?! (Koishi)
Mandopony - Discord (Chaos Cohorts)
Gravity Falls Theme (Chaos Cohorts)
ABBA - Dancing Queen (King Slime)
Nightmare Before Christmas - This is Halloween (Jack Skellington)
Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out? (Bec Noir)
Homestuck - Black (Bec Noir)
I Ain't Got No iPhone (Fancypants)
DMX - X Gon Give it to Ya (Rick)
Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (Rick)
Cristina Vee - Bad Apple (Koishi)
Homestuck - Explore (Bec Noir)
Wham! - Last Christmas (Jack Skellington)
H3H3 Theme (Markiplier)
Mario Party 2 - This Way That (Duck Shoes) (Gary Modulate)
FNAF 6AM Bell Chime (Half Human, Half Machine)
Yogscast - Don't Mine at Night (DJ Creepa)
Ke$ha - Die Young (Tik Tok)
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Opening (Tragedy & Comedy)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (Zalgar)
Captainsparklez - Revenge (DJ Creepa)
Notdoppler Theme (Fancypants)
Skee-Lo - I Wish (John Madden)
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics (Half Human, Half Machine)
Garfield and Friends Theme (Zalgar)
Toby Fox - Bergentrückung (King Slime)

FLY HIGH ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

EDIT 2020-06-06: The track is now onkey!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch
Art by: @trans-rights
Characters Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
VVVVVV - Potential For Anything (Flash Games)
LittleBigPlanet - Gardens Theme (Arts & Crafts)
Passion Pit/LittleBigPlanet 2 - Sleepyhead (Arts & Crafts)
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger (Flipnotes)

Pantential For Anything

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: @trans-rights
Characters Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Epic Battle Fantasy 5 - Nymphis Fae (Flash, Primary Enemy/Mini-Boss/Boss Theme)
Basshunter - Walk On Water (Flipnote)

Nymphis Fae

Art by: @trans-rights
Characters Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water (Flipnote trend)
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster (Flipnote trend)
Super Smash Flash 2 - Main Theme (Flash game)

Victory! Fancypants

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Creepypasta)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/creepy moments)
Various Garfielf SFX

Victory! Zalgar

Track by: @valoregal
Art by: @libbec

Writing: @teleportato
W. Assistance/Editing: @dumbassery

Characters Represented: Fancypants, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

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[As Fancy runs through the forest looking for the elusive girl Madden told him about earlier (See: https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines6/crying-at-the-space-golf-club-rn), a strong sudden force rips the pencil he used to traverse the dense darkness, causing him to immediately face plant and black out ]

FANCY: uhhgh, where am I?

[ All that surrounds him is what seems to be an abandoned version of....his cabin??? It takes him a moment but it definitely all his. His drawings all hang on the walls, but deformed and terrifying as rain drips from the ceiling. As he fails to process the horrific occurrence, the answer reveals itself]

???: So, Fancypants. Do you like the new renovations? I know that you were looking forward to dueling with Ms. Komeiji, but I'm sad to say she won't be your guest artist for the evening

Still taking a minute from recovering from the scene beforehand, Fancypants takes a minute before responding

FANCY: Fine, you caught me, now you wanna fight or something? I got a match to win, so I won't be around for much lo-I mean stay here for long.

[The familar yet eternally terrifying entity Zalgar exits his hiding place from within the shadows]

ZALGAR: Oh, don't you see Fancy. I am only trying to help you realize your plight is forfeit. This is your future you are seeing before you. You will always be destined to fall into obscurity. Your fans will soon enough betray you and leave you behind. 

Whether it's a forgettable Yokai or a retired sportscaster, people like us are destined for failure....even my future is uncertain, I was lucky to reclaim myself from the void of obscurity only once, and not everyone is an eternal god of destruction.

So I am offer you a merciful defeat, instead of losing all of your pride to a pathetic contestant who barely crawled their way into Final 4. Go home. Forget about all of this and live with the rest of the time you have left instead of wasting it here.

FANCY:....I know your tricks already ...I will keep fighting until I and the rest of my friends die. Even if we are obscured in the shadows, it only takes on spark of light to bring people back. And I know a lot of people believe me to be that spark

ZALGAR:...I respect you, stickman. But don't say that you weren't warned.

[The rain starts to pour into the cabin. Fancy tries to escape, but an invisible weight holds him in place as familiar faces rise from the ground to mock him. The rain turns out to be no other than ink, and keeps rising faster as Zalgar familiar wails of laughter echoes throughout the room. Quickly the ink rises up to his neck. ]

[ He fears this is the end when, closing his eyes before he has no choice until, suddenly, a loud and familiar siren awakens him from his slumber ]

[ He looks around, everything is back to normal. All of his drawing are untouched and his cabin is the same as he last saw it. However, in the spot where he stood in his nightmare, a patch of ink stains the floor. In the middle lays a cassette covered in black ink, signed with a familiar paw tarnished with a pentagram.]

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Songs used:
BOTH
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - The Creativity Song (Horror/ARGs, Arts & Crafts)
Saster - EXECUTION (Creepypasta, Stickmen)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Friday, Flipnote Hatena)

FANCYPANTS  
Mario Paint - Creative Exercise (Arts & crafts)
Gigi D’astonio - Bla Bla Bla (Stickmen)
Iyaz - Replay (Flipnote)
snayk - growing on me (Flash)
xerochi - Head First Into A Wall (Flash)
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger (Flipnote)

Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (Weekend)
Euryhtmics - Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This (Creepypasta)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Garfield media - Lasagna Cat)
Doja Cat - Say So (Cats)

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