(There’s some corn drippin out)

I said, certified beef
Seven days a week
Ranchero sauce streaks
All up in your bedsheets...
Yeah...

Yeah you eatin’ a wet ass burrito
Bring your bib, from your crib, for this wet ass burrito
Wipe your chin, ten napkins, for this wet ass burrito

Went out to dinner, just me and my wife
Worst margarita I had in my life
Wet ass burrito was drippin’ with goo
Gave it a two, and a bad Yelp review

Stainin’ my shirt, stainin’ my jeans
Loaded with cheese and with too many beans
Mushy tomatoes too much sour cream
A whole lotta guac, comin’ outta the seams
Something is off, the burrito is funky
Don’t let it drip on my new Chunky Dunkies
We gotta swing by Lonnie's dads
Defrost some McRibs cuz we're hungry...

Saxophonist for Sunday Afternoon
Baritone Saxophonist for the Evangel Jazz Orchestra

The alter ego of Portland's own Chris Parr and his friends, your favorite band and ours, ladies and gentlemen: The Almas!

WAB

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